i've finally decided what to do with my life.

[recursivelyenumerable]

my P0 goal in life is basically to summon cthulhu using mathematics and classic modernist literature - but the positive, New Agier version of cthulhu

[Nibel]

Normally I'd laugh at you but damn people laughed over a hundred years ago that one day people will fly, so good luck with your honorable endeavour and please spare Europe, aight

[Kara]

There's a cheap non-Euclidean geometry joke to be made here but I'm not going to make it.

[brob]

I'm with Nibel, but please hasten the absolute destruction of Europe, if you could.

[Great Rumbler]

I'm going to hack time and go back to the Viking Age so I can fight laser raptors.

[recursivelyenumerable]

the positive, New Agier version of cthulhu

............the Elder Gods?

This Cthulhu is based in the future, a bit like the witch in FF8

[nudemacusers]

this reminds me, has cthulhu's sexuality ever come up? is he a cishet or a gender fluid pansexual?

[recursivelyenumerable]

this reminds me, has cthulhu's sexuality ever come up? is he a cishet or a gender fluid pansexual?

You will find out.

[Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich]

ok

[Van Cruncheon]

when you are called to the presence of the old ones, pray you are among the folks abstracted first.

[Madrun Badrun]

Stealth fan has a better chance of achieving his life goals.

[ToxicAdam]

This should've been the premise of the new ghostbusters movie. You as the offspring of Egon Spengler.

[I'm a Puppy!]

I'm going to hack time and go back to the Viking Age so I can fight laser raptors.

The trick is not to hack too much time.

[CatsCatsCats]

If you could at least reliably document SOMETHING super natural whatsoever, that'd be pretty damn good life's work

[Joe Molotov]

this reminds me, has cthulhu's sexuality ever come up? is he a cishet or a gender fluid pansexual?

Thanks to various shit-tier scribblers over the years, Cthulhu has been given wives, kids, siblings, parents, cousins etc.

[chronovore]

my P0 goal in life is basically to summon cthulhu using mathematics and classic modernist literature - but the positive, New Agier version of cthulhu

Enjoy your time until The Laundry comes to collect you.

[benjipwns]

And spintooth 2 right?

Can't leave it on a cliffhanger.

[recursivelyenumerable]

I started working on a feature update, but got sucked in to the usual yak shaving oblivion my projects tend to fall into when there's no external deadline.

[benjipwns]

the limbo zone of projects with no deadline 

[Supermanisdead]

this reminds me, has cthulhu's sexuality ever come up? is he a cishet or a gender fluid pansexual?

she not he
https://twitter.com/she_not_he

[recursivelyenumerable]

oh hey, spintooth works in IE now. maybe I'll submit it as an app to the Windows store for giggles.

[I'm a Puppy!]

Those mormon missionaries you see running around are called Elders (well, if they're guys)
When they come to the door I always say, "Elders for the Elder Gods!"
They smile and think I'm paying them a compliment. Just you wait for when Cthulu awakens.

[chronovore]

Those mormon missionaries you see running around are called Elders (well, if they're guys)
When they come to the door I always say, "Elders for the Elder Gods!"
They smile and think I'm paying them a compliment. Just you wait for when Cthulu awakens.

@ opening the door for missionaries.

[Phoenix Dark]

this reminds me, has cthulhu's sexuality ever come up? is he a cishet or a gender fluid pansexual?

Thanks to various shit-tier scribblers over the years, Cthulhu has been given wives, kids, siblings, parents, cousins etc. (Image removed from quote.)

It's 2015. The fact that Cthulhu hasn't had a gay reboot arc greatly offends me.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

my P0 goal in life is basically to summon cthulhu using mathematics and classic modernist literature - but the positive, New Agier version of cthulhu

So you're going to chain smoke and masturbate the babysitter threesome videos? Super.

[doctavius bonbon]

this reminds me, has cthulhu's sexuality ever come up? is he a cishet or a gender fluid pansexual?

the old god should henceforth be known as cisthulhu in this new universe

[Van Cruncheon]

my P0 goal in life is basically to summon cthulhu using mathematics and classic modernist literature - but the positive, New Agier version of cthulhu

So you're going to chain smoke and masturbate to babysitter threesome videos? Super.

#livinthedream #blessed

[chronovore]

this reminds me, has cthulhu's sexuality ever come up? is he a cishet or a gender fluid pansexual?

the old god should henceforth be known as cisthulhu in this new universe

[Joe Molotov]

this reminds me, has cthulhu's sexuality ever come up? is he a cishet or a gender fluid pansexual?

the old god should henceforth be known as cisthulhu in this new universe

Cthulhu will plumb the depths of every one of your orifices (including ones that don't even exist in our limited perception of reality) in his tentacular embrace.

[chronovore]

And you'll be jealous.

[Joe Molotov]

In certain um...volumes I've read, it is said that should be wish it, his probings can bring a person to the very pinnacle of pleasure, precisely calibrated to each individual's own pleasure center.

[Van Cruncheon]

<opens the lament configuration>

[Kara]

In certain um...volumes I've read, it is said that should be wish it, his probings can bring a person to the very pinnacle of pleasure, precisely calibrated to each individual's own pleasure center.

yeah i worship slaanesh too

[Van Cruncheon]

slaanesh stanning 

tzeentch in the workplace; slaanesh in the bedroom

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nurgle in the taco bell restroom

[close]

[Kara]

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dead, nurgle, get it HAR HAR HAR

[close]

[Van Cruncheon]

i woulda gone with "can't do nurgle bro, he gave us chicken parmigiana"