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Re: Rachel Dolezal
« Reply #180 on: June 15, 2015, 05:40:20 PM »
Should have hired a Jewish lawyer, Rachel.

A Jewish lawyer would never represent that schwartze :larry
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Re: Rachel Dolezal
« Reply #181 on: June 15, 2015, 05:40:58 PM »
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Re: Rachel Dolezal
« Reply #182 on: June 15, 2015, 05:44:51 PM »
Should have hired a Jewish lawyer, Rachel.

A Jewish lawyer would never represent that Schwartz :larry

Well if she's really white she could have the money for it.

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Re: Rachel Dolezal
« Reply #183 on: June 15, 2015, 05:46:50 PM »
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The lawsuit was dismissed in February 2004, after Judge Zoe Bush found no evidence that Dolezal was discriminated against. Dolezal was ordered to reimburse the school for $2758.50 for a “Bill of Costs” and another $1000 for an “obstructive and vexatious” court filing.

One year before she started to pretend to be black.  :ohhh
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Re: Rachel Dolezal
« Reply #184 on: June 15, 2015, 05:48:52 PM »
Didn't Jesus "identify" as a human, yet nobody criticizes him; in fact we celebrate his works, as a human. Why can't we celebrate the positive work Rachel did as a black woman? How is this act of love any different than what Jesus did.
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Re: Rachel Dolezal
« Reply #185 on: June 15, 2015, 05:49:23 PM »
:rofl
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Re: Rachel Dolezal
« Reply #186 on: June 15, 2015, 06:05:59 PM »
Didn't Jesus "identify" as a human, yet nobody criticizes him; in fact we celebrate his works, as a human. Why can't we celebrate the positive work Rachel did as a black woman? How is this act of love any different than what Jesus did.

I read Apollinaris of Laodicea too.

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Re: Rachel Dolezal
« Reply #187 on: June 15, 2015, 06:29:16 PM »
https://twitter.com/PzFeed/status/610571639135334400
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BREAKING: Eastern Washington University says Rachel Dolezal is "no longer an employee," says she was never a professor as claimed -BB

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Re: Rachel Dolezal
« Reply #189 on: June 15, 2015, 06:53:32 PM »
http://neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=168101306&postcount=3348

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Honestly though. It's strange how many people and the media are playing this game of armchair psychiatry trying to find the deep underlying emotional issue and label it so it can be understood and accepted. The world is very different now. Just a few years ago everyone would've diagnosed her with a case of "crazy bitch" and laugh.
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Re: Rachel Dolezal
« Reply #190 on: June 15, 2015, 07:07:51 PM »
She's gonna be on the Today Show tomorrow. :lol

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Re: Rachel Dolezal
« Reply #191 on: June 15, 2015, 07:29:52 PM »
https://twitter.com/PzFeed/status/610571639135334400
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BREAKING: Eastern Washington University says Rachel Dolezal is "no longer an employee," says she was never a professor as claimed -BB

:rofl

HALL OF FAME THIS THREAD ONCE THIS IS ALL SAID AND DONE
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Re: Rachel Dolezal
« Reply #192 on: June 15, 2015, 07:45:32 PM »
Soon it will be revealed that Rachel Dolezal never existed at all, but someone with the same name died 10 years ago ON THIS VERY DAY.
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Re: Rachel Dolezal
« Reply #193 on: June 15, 2015, 07:46:46 PM »
Rachel Dolezal, the former president of the Spokane chapter of the National Association for the Advancement of Colored People (NAACP), has allegedly been helping the victim in a sexual assault case against Dolezal's biological older brother, the New York Daily News reported on Saturday.

Joshua Dolezal has been accused of four counts of felony child sexual assault in Clear Creek County, Colo., according to the Denver Post. He was arrested in March 2014 for alleged incidents dating back to July 2013, and he is scheduled to face trial in August, court documents show, according to the Denver Post.

 :mindblown
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Re: Rachel Dolezal
« Reply #194 on: June 15, 2015, 07:54:12 PM »
I knew it.
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« Reply #195 on: June 15, 2015, 07:56:03 PM »
Well played usage of Snow :dead
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Re: Rachel Dolezal
« Reply #196 on: June 15, 2015, 07:58:09 PM »
Inuit! Karakand the Paranoid Android. :rejoice

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Re: Rachel Dolezal
« Reply #197 on: June 15, 2015, 08:27:26 PM »
Rachel Dolezal, the former president of the Spokane chapter of the National Association for the Advancement of Colored People (NAACP), has allegedly been helping the victim in a sexual assault case against Dolezal's biological older brother, the New York Daily News reported on Saturday.

Joshua Dolezal has been accused of four counts of felony child sexual assault in Clear Creek County, Colo., according to the Denver Post. He was arrested in March 2014 for alleged incidents dating back to July 2013, and he is scheduled to face trial in August, court documents show, according to the Denver Post.

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Is that why her parents ratted her out?  :ohhh

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Re: Rachel Dolezal
« Reply #198 on: June 15, 2015, 08:55:48 PM »
They raised a child predator and a racially... confused woman, whom they then exposed to the court of public opinion. Let's hope they're not trying out for the World's Greatest Parents Awards.

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Re: Rachel Dolezal
« Reply #199 on: June 15, 2015, 09:02:37 PM »
Still better than GoT Season 5.
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Re: Rachel Dolezal
« Reply #200 on: June 17, 2015, 02:12:48 AM »
https://homeschoolersanonymous.wordpress.com/2015/06/16/the-media-is-doing-exactly-what-rachel-dolezals-abusive-homeschooling-parents-want/

Appallingly, my earlier jab at their parenting ability does not even begin to cover how bad these parents are.

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Re: Rachel Dolezal
« Reply #201 on: June 17, 2015, 02:28:03 AM »
This really is the most fascinating out of nowhere story in years for me.

One thing that's helped it up until now was that other than the "transracial" thing there weren't really any sides to take, just absurdity to revel in.

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Re: Rachel Dolezal
« Reply #202 on: June 17, 2015, 02:54:40 AM »
https://homeschoolersanonymous.wordpress.com/2015/06/16/the-media-is-doing-exactly-what-rachel-dolezals-abusive-homeschooling-parents-want/

Appallingly, my earlier jab at their parenting ability does not even begin to cover how bad these parents are.

I know there's an element of "don't do the crime if you can't do the time" here, but having to choose between not getting burned and standing up to child abuse is a lamentable situation if ever there was one.

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Re: Rachel Dolezal
« Reply #203 on: June 17, 2015, 04:11:14 AM »
http://time.com/3921404/rachel-dolezal-naacp-race-kareem-abdul-jabbar/
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I sympathize with the dilemma of Rachel Dolezal, the head of the Spokane chapter of the NAACP whose parents maintain that she is not any part black, as she has claimed (#whiteisthenewblack). See, I too have been living a lie. For the past 50 years I’ve been keeping up this public charade, pretending to be something I’m not. Finally, in the wake of so many recent personal revelations by prominent people, I’ve decided to come out with the truth.

I am not tall (#shortstuff).

Although I’ve been claiming to be 7’2” for many decades, the truth is that I’m 5’8”. And that’s when I first get out of bed in the morning. Just goes to show, you tell a lie often enough and people believe you. I expect there will be some who will demand I give back the championship rings and titles that I accumulated during my college and professional basketball career because I was only able to win them by convincing other players that they had no chance against my superior height. How could these achievements have any lasting meaning if I’m not really as tall as Wikipedia says I am?

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Al Jolson, once considered the most popular entertainer in the world, rose to fame wearing blackface. He also used his considerable influence to help blacks. At one time, he was the only white man allowed into some of the nightclubs in Harlem. Ironically, Jolson admitted that when he performed the same songs without blackface he never felt he did as good a job. Some critics say it’s because while singing in blackface, he was singing for all downtrodden people, including his own Jewish people. And he found his strength and passion and power while identifying with another culture. Maybe like Quentin Tarantino in Jackie Brown and Django Unchained.

So, does it really matter whether Rachel Dolezal is black or white?

Dr. King said we should be judged by the content of character rather than color of skin, which is what makes this case so difficult. So, yes, it does matter. Apparently lying to employers and the public you’re representing when the lie benefits you personally and professionally is a deficit in character. However, the fight for equality is too important to all Americans to lose someone as passionate as she is and who has accomplished as much as she has. This seems more a case of her standing up and saying, “I am Spartacus!” rather than a conspiracy to defraud. Let’s give her a Bill Clinton Get Out of Jail Free card on this one (#Ididnothavesex) and let her get back to doing what she clearly does exceptionally well—making America more American.

It’s given me the courage to also say, “I am Spartacus. All 5’8” of me.”

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Re: Rachel Dolezal
« Reply #204 on: June 17, 2015, 12:56:43 PM »
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Re: Rachel Dolezal
« Reply #205 on: June 17, 2015, 05:01:22 PM »
http://bigstory.ap.org/article/6b2c25ff3ceb481eb2ebc0973fbbd436/rachel-dolezal-no-biological-proof-she-has-white-parents

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In an interview with NBC News on Tuesday night (http://nbcnews.to/1LfaDYU ), Rachel Dolezal said she hasn't had a DNA test and there's no "biological proof" that Larry and Ruthanne Dolezal are her parents.

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« Reply #206 on: June 17, 2015, 05:11:23 PM »
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« Reply #207 on: June 17, 2015, 05:14:31 PM »
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All things considered, this chick is fucking crazy but I don't think anyone can force her to take a DNA test outside of a court order. Plug your ears and keep saying your black. Maybe if you tap your heels while you're at it you might appear back in Kansas a couple shades darker.  :lol
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Re: Rachel Dolezal
« Reply #208 on: June 17, 2015, 05:38:47 PM »
newsflash: backing a liar into a corner will just cause them to lie more

can we please be done with this dipshit?
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Re: Rachel Dolezal
« Reply #209 on: June 17, 2015, 10:32:44 PM »


This gif is ruined by the fact that the name isn't properly centered.

Sometimes we just have to settle for the little inaccuracies in life  :larry

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Why did you point this out to me  :stahp
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Re: Rachel Dolezal
« Reply #211 on: July 20, 2015, 06:41:32 PM »
http://www.vanityfair.com/news/2015/07/rachel-dolezal-new-interview-pictures-exclusive
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“It’s not a costume,” she says. “I don’t know spiritually and metaphysically how this goes, but I do know that from my earliest memories I have awareness and connection with the black experience, and that’s never left me. It’s not something that I can put on and take off anymore. Like I said, I’ve had my years of confusion and wondering who I really [was] and why and how do I live my life and make sense of it all, but I’m not confused about that any longer. I think the world might be—but I’m not.”

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Re: Rachel Dolezal
« Reply #212 on: July 20, 2015, 06:56:02 PM »
I'm metaphysically black.  Suck my BBC, Kant. 

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Re: Rachel Dolezal
« Reply #213 on: July 20, 2015, 07:02:49 PM »
Ah just talked to my mom.  I'm only metaphysically black on my fathers side. 

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« Reply #214 on: July 20, 2015, 07:22:05 PM »
I'm metaphysically black.  Suck my BBC, Kant.

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Re: Rachel Dolezal
« Reply #215 on: July 20, 2015, 07:24:15 PM »
Also remember how I made that joke about Vin Diesel being black on like page 3?

https://www.facebook.com/VinDiesel/photos/a.101465923312.101581.89562268312/10153582925078313/?type=1

His birthday cake. 


I think he might be my dad.