Author Topic: #RaceSwitchFridays |OT| Do the Dolezal (Read 2133 times)

Nibel · « **on:** June 12, 2015, 03:07:25 PM »

So

if you get the chance to change your race forever, which race would you pick and why

discuss

bork · « **Reply #1 on:** June 12, 2015, 03:14:09 PM »

Which ones give the most XP

mormapope · « **Reply #2 on:** June 12, 2015, 03:20:03 PM »

Once you go white, everything is alright.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #3 on:** June 12, 2015, 03:21:48 PM »

I wouldn't mind being a pawg.

Kara · « **Reply #4 on:** June 12, 2015, 03:23:07 PM »

http://1d4chan.org/wiki/Dark_Eldar

A common musing is that they are ambitious, sex-crazed, easily shot down, boat-and-plane-loving pseudo-aristocrats haunted by a dark curse - ergo, they're not vampires, but, in fact, the Kennedys.

toku · « **Reply #5 on:** June 12, 2015, 03:24:17 PM »

I really liked my jawless undead mage in world of warcraft.

studyguy · « **Reply #6 on:** June 12, 2015, 03:26:06 PM »

Waspy af

The kind that considers a having too many horses to ride a cause for a nervous breakdown.

I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #7 on:** June 12, 2015, 03:32:38 PM »

I hate all races. So I'd probably just stay in my own.

Huff · « **Reply #8 on:** June 12, 2015, 03:44:24 PM »

why would you pick anything but white male

Beezy · « **Reply #9 on:** June 12, 2015, 03:53:41 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on June 12, 2015, 03:21:48 PM

I wouldn't mind being a pawg.

Definitely the best way to take your BBC studies to the next level.

Himu · « **Reply #10 on:** June 12, 2015, 04:40:14 PM »

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Himu · « **Reply #11 on:** June 12, 2015, 04:41:55 PM »

Why in the fuck are there two threads for this?

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #12 on:** June 12, 2015, 04:42:30 PM »

Quote from: Queen of Ice on June 12, 2015, 04:41:55 PM

Why in the fuck are there two threads for this?

One for the black side, one for the white side.

Himu · « **Reply #13 on:** June 12, 2015, 04:42:55 PM »

Beezy · « **Reply #14 on:** June 12, 2015, 04:59:54 PM »

Quote from: Queen of Ice on June 12, 2015, 04:41:55 PM

Why in the fuck are there two threads for this?

The other thread is for discussing (laughing at) Rachel Dolezal. This is a spinoff that serves a different purpose.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #15 on:** June 12, 2015, 06:00:54 PM »

As I said in the other thread; I'd be black so I could be 6 foot 2, muscular and handsome and make Southern white girls feel rebellious.

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It got no likes in there so you fuckers better like it now.

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Otherwise its totally awkward posting the same thing twice.

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Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #16 on:** June 12, 2015, 06:02:50 PM »

I wanna be an Eskimo

fuck's sake it was hot today

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #17 on:** June 12, 2015, 06:06:40 PM »

You don't have to be an Eskimo to live up north and an Eskimo would probably handle the heat even worse than your current Southern genetics. For Crist's sake, get your transracial logic correct before you get transracially wrecked.

Clearly you'd be best off being a Jawa.

Nibel · « **Reply #18 on:** June 12, 2015, 06:10:10 PM »

Eskimos aren't a race tho

If I move to the north pole, I'm a eskimo, but if I move back I'm not

simple

studyguy · « **Reply #19 on:** June 12, 2015, 06:11:14 PM »

Isn't an Eskimo just a person living in a region? I thought they were Inuits if you're talking about the indigenous people living up in buttfuck nowhere Alaska and shit.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #20 on:** June 12, 2015, 06:15:45 PM »

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eskimo

Basically they are a people but we don't want to call them what we use to because we want them to feel like we don't look down on them anymore.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #21 on:** June 12, 2015, 06:24:32 PM »

Which is just silly, because no one looks up to an Eskimo. We shouldn't have to live with this farce anymore. I can't tell you how many times I've been in a natural history museum and the staff starts shouting 'Eskimo alert' and throws a drape over the exhibit I'm looking at in case someone wants their ancestor back.

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #22 on:** June 12, 2015, 07:15:00 PM »

i love their pies so as far as i'm concerned they have earned racial status

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #23 on:** June 12, 2015, 09:53:16 PM »

I wanna be Polish so I can work on Witcher 4.

jakefromstatefarm · « **Reply #24 on:** June 12, 2015, 10:05:08 PM »

Quote from: Great Rumbler on June 12, 2015, 09:53:16 PM

I wanna be Polish

2015

:dmowskicry

Kara · « **Reply #25 on:** June 12, 2015, 10:13:09 PM »

After the 30th time some decrepit cac tells you a Polish joke you'll change your tune.

Also when your non-Polish friends think they have our version of n-word privileges and start saying, "that's so Polish" about anything dumb instead of what is meant by that phrase.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #26 on:** June 12, 2015, 10:49:07 PM »

chaos

OnlyRegret · « **Reply #27 on:** June 13, 2015, 01:59:01 AM »

Quote from: Esch on June 12, 2015, 03:57:04 PM

Love being indian. Hate being a gujurati though (Image removed from quote.)

Eh, so uh, what Indian sub-ethnic group do you want to be?

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #28 on:** June 13, 2015, 05:40:18 PM »

Race sub classes

Esch, which one can dual wield?

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #29 on:** June 13, 2015, 06:56:14 PM »

I'd like to be a Jew:

- Access to infinite amounts of gold and the latest and greatest financial instruments
- Can handwring as often as I want
- Can complain as often as I want

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #30 on:** June 13, 2015, 06:59:00 PM »

Can we mix-n-match?

Cause I want hispanic features, a black dick, an asian brain, and a white privilege.

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #31 on:** June 13, 2015, 07:07:09 PM »

Fuck that, I want arab oil sheik privilege:

- Fly out instagram chicks on my private jet to Dubai
- Have millions of riyals on hand to throw around, literally

- Invite Beyonce to sing for me for my birthday like Gaddafi's son

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Author Topic: #RaceSwitchFridays |OT| Do the Dolezal (Read 2133 times)