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Nick

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So who here is going to Heaven?
« on: August 12, 2006, 12:10:58 PM »
I am.
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Van Cruncheon

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Re: So who here is going to Heaven?
« Reply #1 on: August 12, 2006, 12:13:24 PM »
Heaven is NINTENDO-FREE and everyone owns a P-S-P!
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CajoleJuice

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Re: So who here is going to Heaven?
« Reply #2 on: August 12, 2006, 12:52:34 PM »
If Larry David got into heaven, I'm definitely going there.
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Nick

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Re: So who here is going to Heaven?
« Reply #3 on: August 12, 2006, 12:56:52 PM »
When the angels have a grude match, do you think they run to Soul Calibur 2 or Soul Calibur 3?
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CajoleJuice

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Re: So who here is going to Heaven?
« Reply #4 on: August 12, 2006, 12:58:14 PM »
Quote from: Nick on August 12, 2006, 12:56:52 PM
When the angels have a grude match, do you think they run to Soul Calibur 2 or Soul Calibur 3?
I think they play Mortal Kombat.
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The Fake Shemp

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Re: So who here is going to Heaven?
« Reply #5 on: August 12, 2006, 01:25:27 PM »
I am pretty sure admins go to heaven.
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BlueTsunami

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Re: So who here is going to Heaven?
« Reply #6 on: August 12, 2006, 01:27:45 PM »
I'm undecided
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MrAngryFace

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Re: So who here is going to Heaven?
« Reply #7 on: August 12, 2006, 01:43:05 PM »
mods too
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Phoenix Dark

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Re: So who here is going to Heaven?
« Reply #8 on: August 12, 2006, 01:44:38 PM »
Considering virgins go to heaven, yes.
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Re: So who here is going to Heaven?
« Reply #9 on: August 12, 2006, 01:58:00 PM »
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Phoenix Dark

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Re: So who here is going to Heaven?
« Reply #10 on: August 12, 2006, 01:59:29 PM »
You be quiet! Intellectuals reincarnate as conservatives!
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Vagabond

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Re: So who here is going to Heaven?
« Reply #11 on: August 12, 2006, 02:01:30 PM »
Sorry, I'm going to hell.

All the cool peeps are having a big meetup in hell anyway.
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Nick

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Re: So who here is going to Heaven?
« Reply #12 on: August 12, 2006, 02:15:49 PM »
Quote from: Vagabond on August 12, 2006, 02:01:30 PM
Sorry, I'm going to hell.

All the cool peeps are having a big meetup in hell anyway.

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Phoenix Dark

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Re: So who here is going to Heaven?
« Reply #13 on: August 12, 2006, 02:19:26 PM »
When I die, fuck it I wanna go to hell
Cause I'm a piece of shit, it ain't hard to fuckin' tell
It don't make sense, goin' to heaven wit the goodie-goodies
Dressed in white, I like black Tims and black hoodies
God will probably have me on some real strict shit
No sleepin' all day, no gettin my dick licked
Hangin' with the goodie-goodies loungin' in paradise
Fuck that shit, I wanna tote guns and shoot dice
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Re: So who here is going to Heaven?
« Reply #14 on: August 12, 2006, 02:21:32 PM »
I remember a survey done in some magazine...

when asked where they'd go after death, although people had various responses such as heaven, reincarnation, nothingness... absolutely 0% of people answered that they'd go to hell out of a couple thousands.
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Nick

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Re: So who here is going to Heaven?
« Reply #15 on: August 12, 2006, 02:42:14 PM »
Quote from: Mondain on August 12, 2006, 02:21:32 PM
I remember a survey done in some magazine...

when asked where they'd go after death, although people had various responses such as heaven, reincarnation, nothingness... absolutely 0% of people answered that they'd go to hell out of a couple thousands.

What about satanists?
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BlueTsunami

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Re: So who here is going to Heaven?
« Reply #16 on: August 12, 2006, 03:09:50 PM »
Quote from: Nick on August 12, 2006, 02:42:14 PM
Quote from: Mondain on August 12, 2006, 02:21:32 PM
I remember a survey done in some magazine...

when asked where they'd go after death, although people had various responses such as heaven, reincarnation, nothingness... absolutely 0% of people answered that they'd go to hell out of a couple thousands.

What about satanists?

They all go to heaven by default, its their own personal hell.
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pitohui

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Re: So who here is going to Heaven?
« Reply #17 on: August 13, 2006, 04:47:22 PM »
If by "heaven" you mean New Jersey, I'm already there.
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Re: So who here is going to Heaven?
« Reply #18 on: August 13, 2006, 04:53:05 PM »
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brawndolicious

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Re: So who here is going to Heaven?
« Reply #19 on: August 13, 2006, 05:55:24 PM »
I'll try.
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Christopher

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Re: So who here is going to Heaven?
« Reply #20 on: August 13, 2006, 06:01:35 PM »
I actually think I really am in the bible it says the path to heaven is very narrow so.
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Diablos

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Re: So who here is going to Heaven?
« Reply #21 on: August 13, 2006, 10:18:28 PM »
What the hell happened to Nick?
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ToxicAdam

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Re: So who here is going to Heaven?
« Reply #22 on: August 13, 2006, 10:50:55 PM »
I look fat in white clothes. I'm staying in purgatory.

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BlueTsunami

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Re: So who here is going to Heaven?
« Reply #23 on: August 13, 2006, 10:58:22 PM »
Quote from: Diablos on August 13, 2006, 10:18:28 PM
What the hell happened to Nick?

PhoenixDark started hitting on him

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trippingmartian

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Re: So who here is going to Heaven?
« Reply #24 on: August 14, 2006, 10:16:50 AM »
I'm going to heck.
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Fatghost28

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Re: So who here is going to Heaven?
« Reply #25 on: August 14, 2006, 11:14:00 AM »
I'm going to Saturn, see the sandworms, then stick around in the waiting room for a few thousand years until I meet my case worker.
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morphix

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Re: So who here is going to Heaven?
« Reply #26 on: August 14, 2006, 11:22:01 AM »
heaven is made for rich white people (saw that on The Boondocks) so I am in  :D
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