Author Topic: BrandNew presents the Nintendo E3 carnival of stupid thread (Read 22489 times)

archie4208 · « **Reply #60 on:** June 16, 2015, 12:33:43 PM »

Yoshi

Himu · « **Reply #61 on:** June 16, 2015, 12:33:44 PM »

Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on June 16, 2015, 12:33:03 PM

But can you be white but pretend to be brown in the new Animal Crossing game?

HOw do you not have a girlfriend? You're so funny.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #62 on:** June 16, 2015, 12:35:17 PM »

Quote from: Queen of Ice on June 16, 2015, 12:33:44 PM

Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on June 16, 2015, 12:33:03 PM
But can you be white but pretend to be brown in the new Animal Crossing game?

HOw do you not have a girlfriend? You're so funny.

Probably because I watch the Nintedo e3 stream every year

tiesto · « **Reply #63 on:** June 16, 2015, 12:35:32 PM »

Glad to finally get an Xenoblade release date. And SMTxFE looks like the best kinda

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #64 on:** June 16, 2015, 12:36:52 PM »

NOBODY FUCKING CARES ABOUT THIS

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #65 on:** June 16, 2015, 12:37:11 PM »

Quote from: BrandNew on June 16, 2015, 12:36:52 PM

NOBODY FUCKING CARES ABOUT THIS

I care.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #66 on:** June 16, 2015, 12:38:53 PM »

None of these games even looked fun

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #67 on:** June 16, 2015, 12:39:27 PM »

what the fuck

paper mario on 3DS again?

fuck this

mormapope · « **Reply #68 on:** June 16, 2015, 12:40:50 PM »

Paper Mario best thing so far.

cool breeze · « **Reply #69 on:** June 16, 2015, 12:40:59 PM »

Finally a good game 40 minutes in. Mario Tennis!

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #70 on:** June 16, 2015, 12:41:21 PM »

mormapope · « **Reply #71 on:** June 16, 2015, 12:42:13 PM »

This is unironically one of the worst E3 thingies in recent memory.

tiesto · « **Reply #72 on:** June 16, 2015, 12:42:51 PM »

So far a pretty meh show... can't really muster up that much enthusiasm for the Mario and Luigi / Paper Mario crossover (I'd be a lot more excited it they made an all-new Super Mario RPG instead) or another Animal Crossing / Mario Tennis / 4 Swords.

Mario Maker looks fun though, kinda like a LittleBigPlanet but with good gameplay.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #73 on:** June 16, 2015, 12:43:37 PM »

they've shown fucking nothing on wii u other than an awful star fox

Himu · « **Reply #74 on:** June 16, 2015, 12:43:58 PM »

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #75 on:** June 16, 2015, 12:44:06 PM »

YOU CAN PLAY AS WIIFIT TRAINER IN MARIO MAKER

Kara · « **Reply #76 on:** June 16, 2015, 12:45:58 PM »

Quote from: Great Rumbler on June 16, 2015, 12:44:06 PM

YOU CAN PLAY AS WIIFIT TRAINER IN MARIO MAKER

sold

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #77 on:** June 16, 2015, 12:46:55 PM »

hahaha not even showing the real Zelda

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #78 on:** June 16, 2015, 12:47:05 PM »

I fucking can't

Himu · « **Reply #79 on:** June 16, 2015, 12:47:27 PM »

<JackRyan> nintendo partnering with best buy. appropriate.

Positive Touch · « **Reply #80 on:** June 16, 2015, 12:47:36 PM »

have they shown any metroid yet

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #81 on:** June 16, 2015, 12:47:58 PM »

Quote from: Big Jumbo on June 16, 2015, 12:47:36 PM

have they shown any metroid yet

Yes.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #82 on:** June 16, 2015, 12:48:14 PM »

I cannot believe this bullshit

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #83 on:** June 16, 2015, 12:49:07 PM »

Like

they literally showed nothing

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #84 on:** June 16, 2015, 12:49:19 PM »

I think they spent the Zelda budget making those puppets guys

Himu · « **Reply #85 on:** June 16, 2015, 12:49:29 PM »

Quote from: Big Jumbo on June 16, 2015, 12:47:36 PM

have they shown any metroid yet

don't look. you'll die.

tiesto · « **Reply #86 on:** June 16, 2015, 12:49:40 PM »

This is terribad, especially after last year's was actually pretty good.

dmj · « **Reply #87 on:** June 16, 2015, 12:49:54 PM »

omg that was so bad

The WiiU is definitely dead, and Zelda is gonna be an NX title, bookmark me

Himu · « **Reply #88 on:** June 16, 2015, 12:50:25 PM »

ANDREX TOOK A DAY OFF FOR THIS, GUYS

mormapope · « **Reply #89 on:** June 16, 2015, 12:51:11 PM »

Nintendo can't go third party soon enough. They ran out of ideas a decade ago. Let other devs work with these properties.

Positive Touch · « **Reply #90 on:** June 16, 2015, 12:51:23 PM »

SOMEBODY TELL ME WHAT HAPPENED WITH METROID

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #91 on:** June 16, 2015, 12:51:59 PM »

wasn't there a new 3d wiiu mario last year too?

Himu · « **Reply #92 on:** June 16, 2015, 12:52:13 PM »

Quote from: Big Jumbo on June 16, 2015, 12:51:23 PM

SOMEBODY TELL ME WHAT HAPPENED WITH METROID

your heart can't take it

nachobro · « **Reply #93 on:** June 16, 2015, 12:52:23 PM »

I'm gonna buy all of those games except Yo-Kai and Animal Crossing Party.

More than I can say for MS or Sony conferences.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #94 on:** June 16, 2015, 12:52:27 PM »

Quote from: Big Jumbo on June 16, 2015, 12:51:23 PM

SOMEBODY TELL ME WHAT HAPPENED WITH METROID

It's a 3DS game that looks like a DS game where you play as Federation soldiers doing dumb-looking minigames. That's it.

mormapope · « **Reply #95 on:** June 16, 2015, 12:52:42 PM »

Quote from: Big Jumbo on June 16, 2015, 12:51:23 PM

SOMEBODY TELL ME WHAT HAPPENED WITH METROID

Rhymes with Punter.

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #96 on:** June 16, 2015, 12:52:45 PM »

http://kotaku.com/metroid-looking-mech-game-blastball-debuts-at-nintendo-1711288398#

i'm sorry if i just killed you jumbo

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #97 on:** June 16, 2015, 12:53:42 PM »

Like how do you not show Retro's game

Rufus · « **Reply #98 on:** June 16, 2015, 12:53:43 PM »

Andy, post if you're OK.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #99 on:** June 16, 2015, 12:54:23 PM »

Quote from: BrandNew on June 16, 2015, 12:53:42 PM

Like how do you not show Retro's game

lol like retro is actually making a game lmao

brob · « **Reply #100 on:** June 16, 2015, 12:55:05 PM »

new metroid game reminds me of how fzero was relegated to a carnival attraction in that garish nintendoland thing

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #101 on:** June 16, 2015, 12:56:18 PM »

i don't know what people expected, until that new system launches they're not giving you shit unless it's finished or very very close to being finished

mormapope · « **Reply #102 on:** June 16, 2015, 12:56:45 PM »

At least Sega went out on their own terms and the Dreamcast has a really good and varied library.

This is some animal staving to death while caught in a bear trap shit.

Yulwei · « **Reply #103 on:** June 16, 2015, 12:56:49 PM »

Not much to say other than: :lenowned @ that entire conference

mjemirzian · « **Reply #104 on:** June 16, 2015, 12:56:51 PM »

Star Fox gameplay looked ok (despite looking like a GC game), and it's cool it's coming in 2015. Nothing else interested me. The only other Wii U game I'm interested in is Zelda. And Maybe Xenoblade X, although I hear it got mediocre reviews in Japan.

Edit: Oh yeah, Devil's Third might be ok, but I'm expecting mediocrity after its troubled development.

Nintendo execs trying to make celebrities out of themselves is just weird. Why are they trotting Miyamoto out at every opportunity? It just makes Nintendo look ancient and out of touch (which it is).

Fire Emblem is headed for Idea Factory level trash (poor gameplay and too much fanservice). If FE14 ends up having well designed/balanced gameplay I'd be shocked. The series ended with FE12 as far as I care. FE x SMT looked just as bad as before.

This has to be one of their worst E3s ever.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #105 on:** June 16, 2015, 12:56:52 PM »

save me square, please save me

Positive Touch · « **Reply #106 on:** June 16, 2015, 12:57:18 PM »

samus-chan what have they done to your legacy

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #107 on:** June 16, 2015, 12:57:44 PM »

I wonder if Miyamoto took away all the Nintendo employes' car keys to prevent them pondering their life choices in a closed garage?

mormapope · « **Reply #108 on:** June 16, 2015, 12:58:27 PM »

Quote from: BrandNew on June 16, 2015, 12:56:52 PM

save me square, please save me

Hitman gameplay would be nice, Deus Ex being demoed will be nice, Nomura could come and shit in a Kingdom Hearts 2 box and that would be a better showing.

Himu · « **Reply #109 on:** June 16, 2015, 12:58:44 PM »

Sega went out like a G.

Nintendo is going to go out like a bitch.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #110 on:** June 16, 2015, 12:59:17 PM »

Quote from: Eel O'Brian on June 16, 2015, 12:56:18 PM

i don't know what people expected, until that new system launches they're not giving you shit unless it's finished or very very close to being finished

I hope everything gets pushed to the new system so I can skip wiiu completely.

Tasty · « **Reply #111 on:** June 16, 2015, 12:59:32 PM »

Yup, that wasn't great. Good thing I kept expectations in check.

Star Fox Zero looks neat.

Zelda: Triforce Heroes looks fun. First online Zelda since BS Zelda?

That Animal Crossing Wii U troll.

Not even mad cause I still have to finish New Leaf.

At least Himu will be happy you can be black in Happy Home Designer lol.

Hilarious they shoved all the weeb games into the middle. Atlus couldn't afford subtitles for SMT x Fire Emblem?

Yoshi was zzzzzzzzz

Hopefully Mario & Luigi: Paper Jam is more Mario & Luigi than Paper Mario, after Sticker Star.

Super Mario Maker is a day one, as always.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #112 on:** June 16, 2015, 12:59:48 PM »

Quote from: mormapope on June 16, 2015, 12:51:11 PM

Nintendo can't go third party soon enough. They ran out of ideas a decade ago. Let other devs work with these properties.

Like the phoenix, Nintendo must die in order to born again.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #113 on:** June 16, 2015, 01:00:45 PM »

I'm just like, wat

Himu · « **Reply #114 on:** June 16, 2015, 01:01:08 PM »

ANdy, that Animal Crossing Home Designer game is must have status. It's so adorable.

Tasty · « **Reply #115 on:** June 16, 2015, 01:01:56 PM »

Metroid Prime Federation Force

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #116 on:** June 16, 2015, 01:02:37 PM »

Lol, that's all.

Positive Touch · « **Reply #117 on:** June 16, 2015, 01:04:29 PM »

Quote from: Tasty Meat on June 16, 2015, 01:01:56 PM

Metroid Prime Federation Force

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FUCK YOU ANDY-KUN THIS IS BULLSHIT

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #118 on:** June 16, 2015, 01:05:41 PM »

Nintendo seriously needs more developers, and developers to work on real games not just tech demos based on Miyamoto's dementiatic strolls/escapes outside Nintendo HQ. Like image their next system hit it out of the park and sold like the wii did, they don't have the people to fuel the thing with games.

Tasty · « **Reply #119 on:** June 16, 2015, 01:06:29 PM »

Quote from: Big Jumbo on June 16, 2015, 01:04:29 PM

Quote from: Tasty Meat on June 16, 2015, 01:01:56 PM
Metroid Prime Federation Force

(Image removed from quote.)

FUCK YOU ANDY-KUN THIS IS BULLSHIT

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Author Topic: BrandNew presents the Nintendo E3 carnival of stupid thread (Read 22489 times)