Author Topic: Updated cock sucking ability tier list (Read 5346 times)

Am_I_Anonymous · « **on:** June 18, 2015, 10:43:37 AM »

In order of best to worst:

1) Latina's
2) Daddy issue white girls
3) Black women
4) White Women who think they matter
5) Asians
6) Hot white women

You're welcome, feel free to discuss among yourselves.

Tasty · « **Reply #1 on:** June 18, 2015, 10:45:22 AM »

Gays are top tier.

studyguy · « **Reply #2 on:** June 18, 2015, 10:55:22 AM »

Quote from: Tasty Meat on June 18, 2015, 10:45:22 AM

Gays are top tier.

I wouldn't try it so I can't say one way or another, but I'm inclined to believe it.

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Have a daddy issue white jewish girl now and it's like I've never dated someone who gets so excited about sucking dick.
I'd like to thank all the absent or otherwise neglectful fathers out there and the jewish faith.

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thisismyusername · « **Reply #3 on:** June 18, 2015, 11:00:38 AM »

Quote from: Tasty Meat on June 18, 2015, 10:45:22 AM

Gays are top tier.

Mr Gilhaney · « **Reply #4 on:** June 18, 2015, 11:01:41 AM »

1. Esch. Just the right amount of teeth

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #5 on:** June 18, 2015, 11:15:14 AM »

Dunno never been a fan

I prefer poontang

Kara · « **Reply #6 on:** June 18, 2015, 11:33:59 AM »

Can't say I'm a fan of bad oral either unless it fulfills a depraved intellectual taste of mine.

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #7 on:** June 18, 2015, 12:02:20 PM »

It's not about the color, it's about the amount of crazy inside.

Mr. Nobody · « **Reply #8 on:** June 18, 2015, 12:31:50 PM »

Quote from: Dufus on June 18, 2015, 12:07:29 PM

Quote from: Vularai on June 18, 2015, 11:33:59 AM
Can't say I'm a fan of bad oral either unless it fulfills a depraved intellectual taste of mine.

Look.. I know this is your shtick and all but...

There ain't nuthin' intellectual about a penis going into a mouth

Kara · « **Reply #9 on:** June 18, 2015, 12:35:16 PM »

Quote from: Dufus on June 18, 2015, 12:07:29 PM

Quote from: Vularai on June 18, 2015, 11:33:59 AM
Can't say I'm a fan of bad oral either unless it fulfills a depraved intellectual taste of mine.

Look.. I know this is your shtick and all but...

There ain't nuthin' intellectual about a penis going into a mouth

Looool, date a sex negative feminist breh. Then hit me up.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #10 on:** June 18, 2015, 01:32:56 PM »

Latinas are top 3 at everything.

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #11 on:** June 18, 2015, 01:35:36 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on June 18, 2015, 01:32:56 PM

Latinas are top 3 at everything.

Except maintaining body post marriage

Himu · « **Reply #12 on:** June 18, 2015, 02:08:25 PM »

Number one:

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Kara · « **Reply #13 on:** June 18, 2015, 02:17:55 PM »

Quote from: The Walrus on June 18, 2015, 12:32:58 PM

Honestly I've almost never been able to get off from head no matter who's doing it.

The first time it happens you'll be like

.

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #14 on:** June 18, 2015, 02:57:42 PM »

Quote from: The Walrus on June 18, 2015, 12:32:58 PM

Honestly I've almost never been able to get off from head no matter who's doing it.

I used to be like that as a teenager, then I realized I can close my eyes and fantasize about whatever I want to.

:splooge:

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #15 on:** June 18, 2015, 03:02:49 PM »

Quote from: ToxicAdam on June 18, 2015, 02:57:42 PM

Quote from: The Walrus on June 18, 2015, 12:32:58 PM
Honestly I've almost never been able to get off from head no matter who's doing it.

I used to be like that as a teenager, then I realized I can close my eyes and fantasize about whatever I want to.

:splooge:

Get married brehs.

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #16 on:** June 18, 2015, 03:07:50 PM »

That was long before I was married ...

studyguy · « **Reply #17 on:** June 18, 2015, 03:15:03 PM »

Quote from: CatsCatsCats on June 18, 2015, 01:35:36 PM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on June 18, 2015, 01:32:56 PM
Latinas are top 3 at everything.

Except maintaining body post marriage

Can she cook tho?

chronovore · « **Reply #18 on:** June 18, 2015, 06:50:50 PM »

Quote from: Am_I_Anonymous on June 18, 2015, 10:43:37 AM

In order of best to worst:

1) Latina's
2) Daddy issue white girls
3) Black women
4) White Women who think they matter
5) Asians
6) Hot white women

You're welcome, feel free to discuss among yourselves.

The best looking women I dated were consistently the least useful in the sack, period. It was nice when we were on a date, seeing the bafflement of fellow men: "How did HE get lucky enough to land THAT?" -- but then when it was business time, I was the one doing all the work.

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #19 on:** June 18, 2015, 07:37:15 PM »

big girls, straight up

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #20 on:** June 18, 2015, 07:37:58 PM »

Quote from: Eel O'Brian on June 18, 2015, 07:37:15 PM

big girls, straight up

This is the truth.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #21 on:** June 18, 2015, 08:07:05 PM »

Quote from: Human Snorenado on June 18, 2015, 07:37:58 PM

Quote from: Eel O'Brian on June 18, 2015, 07:37:15 PM
big girls, straight up

This is the truth.

Quote from: CatsCatsCats on June 18, 2015, 01:35:36 PM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on June 18, 2015, 01:32:56 PM
Latinas are top 3 at everything.

Except maintaining body post marriage

Another W for Latinas

Purrp Skirrp · « **Reply #22 on:** June 18, 2015, 08:40:23 PM »

Quote from: Esch on June 18, 2015, 10:51:31 AM

Jewish girls top 5 dome DoA

Work with this sexy bisexual Jewish chick/Suicide Girl with mommy issues who tells me how handsome I am and is always trying to cop a feel

We're both crushing on one another, but we have SOs $:-\$

Monogamy

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #23 on:** June 18, 2015, 11:17:39 PM »

Mature women. I'm seriously surprised no one has mentioned the golden girls that can slip out their teeth and have face wrinkles that you can use for handles.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #24 on:** June 18, 2015, 11:27:16 PM »

do we have a cock sucking struggle list?

cuz man, triumph. geez.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #25 on:** June 18, 2015, 11:28:39 PM »

Head is head. Never said it was gonna be good.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #26 on:** June 18, 2015, 11:38:55 PM »

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #27 on:** June 19, 2015, 12:55:28 AM »

Quote from: Am_I_Anonymous on June 18, 2015, 10:43:37 AM

White Women who think they matter

Speak to a therapist.

OnlyRegret · « **Reply #28 on:** June 19, 2015, 03:56:05 AM »

I guess everyone is well past the age of finding "youre mum" retorts/remarks funny.

benjipwns · « **Reply #29 on:** June 19, 2015, 04:40:34 AM »

Quote from: The Walrus on June 18, 2015, 12:32:58 PM

Honestly I've almost never been able to get off from head no matter who's doing it.

try hards can be as bad as the "just get it over with" type

mentioning the former makes me think about the girls in porn who make all those fake exaggerated slurping sounds, those always make me laugh, i read on some forum that it's the fault of like one dude who's fetish it was and shot like a third of the gonzo wave in the early 2000s or something so he taught it to all the girls and then it spread like well herpes in the porno industry

i prefer that story even if it isn't remotely true

benjipwns · « **Reply #30 on:** June 19, 2015, 04:41:01 AM »

Quote from: OnlyRegret on June 19, 2015, 03:56:05 AM

I guess everyone is well past the age of finding "youre mum" retorts/remarks funny.

yeah, it's because your mom finds those jokes funny

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #31 on:** June 19, 2015, 09:15:27 AM »

Quote from: benjipwns on June 19, 2015, 04:41:01 AM

Quote from: OnlyRegret on June 19, 2015, 03:56:05 AM
I guess everyone is well past the age of finding "youre mum" retorts/remarks funny.
yeah, it's because your mom finds those jokes funny

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #32 on:** June 19, 2015, 09:46:20 AM »

Quote from: OnlyRegret on June 19, 2015, 03:56:05 AM

I guess everyone is well past the age of finding "youre mum" retorts/remarks funny.

I am not.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #33 on:** June 19, 2015, 09:47:40 AM »

Are white women who think they matter and hot white women mutually exclusive?

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #34 on:** June 19, 2015, 10:05:00 AM »

Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on June 19, 2015, 09:47:40 AM

Are white women who think they matter and hot white women mutually exclusive?

Yes. Completely.

chronovore · « **Reply #35 on:** June 20, 2015, 01:41:01 AM »

Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on June 19, 2015, 09:47:40 AM

Are white women who think they matter and hot white women mutually exclusive?

In my limited experience, the latter group does not usually share the assumed self-worth of the former group.

Himu · « **Reply #36 on:** June 20, 2015, 03:08:57 AM »

I give the best bjs. Me.

Mr. Nobody · « **Reply #37 on:** June 20, 2015, 03:11:49 AM »

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #38 on:** June 20, 2015, 03:15:44 AM »

Himu · « **Reply #39 on:** June 20, 2015, 03:34:53 AM »

toku · « **Reply #40 on:** June 20, 2015, 04:06:00 AM »

tiesto · « **Reply #41 on:** June 20, 2015, 09:45:20 AM »

1. BBWs

Tasty · « **Reply #42 on:** June 20, 2015, 01:26:04 PM »

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nudemacusers · « **Reply #43 on:** June 20, 2015, 01:34:21 PM »

as a latina i can confirm my slurp skills are top tier

Himu · « **Reply #44 on:** June 20, 2015, 01:54:05 PM »

Quote from: Tasty Meat on June 20, 2015, 01:26:04 PM

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There is no thirst. Just facts. #factsonly But if you're talking a different kind of thirst...that goes in your mouth...

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #45 on:** June 20, 2015, 04:25:55 PM »

getting head while playing with her hair.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #46 on:** June 20, 2015, 07:49:06 PM »

playing with your girl's hair during a beej is nice and all but you could at least give the other guy a pat on the back to let him know he's doing a good job.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #47 on:** June 20, 2015, 07:53:47 PM »

Maybe it's the way he said it, or because it was PD who said it but I'm imagining him braiding her hair while she carries on in disappointment.

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #48 on:** June 20, 2015, 07:55:13 PM »

Ngl dem sum DSLs

nudemacusers · « **Reply #49 on:** June 20, 2015, 07:56:01 PM »

massaging split ends during a beej

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