Author Topic: Official Bore Chinese food thread because Taco bell needs a Yang (Read 4614 times)

Am_I_Anonymous · « **on:** June 23, 2015, 10:16:32 AM »

Today I'm deciding between Bourbon Chicken and White rice and General Tsao's chicken and friend rice.

The struggle is real.

Himu · « **Reply #1 on:** June 23, 2015, 10:18:39 AM »

Thread of the month.

Dat Peking Duck

Brehvolution · « **Reply #2 on:** June 23, 2015, 10:22:09 AM »

Most chinese places you expect pretty much the same stuff when you order.... except the house fried rice. Every place seems to have it's own spin on it. Why does the curry chicken have more onions than chicken in it?

Sa cha pork

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #3 on:** June 23, 2015, 10:25:31 AM »

Went with Bourbon Chicken

Fixing to go ham in about an hour.

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #4 on:** June 23, 2015, 10:37:26 AM »

Bourbon Chicken is Chinese food?

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #5 on:** June 23, 2015, 10:38:41 AM »

Kung pao chicken is my shit. And you know what? I love crab puffs. Americanized Chinese

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #6 on:** June 23, 2015, 10:39:04 AM »

Quote from: CatsCatsCats on June 23, 2015, 10:38:41 AM

Kung pao chicken is my shit. And you know what? I love crab puffs. Americanized Chinese

Hmmmm. CatsCatsCats

I see what you did there.

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #7 on:** June 23, 2015, 10:39:24 AM »

Quote from: Premium Lager on June 23, 2015, 10:37:26 AM

Bourbon Chicken is Chinese food?

Pretty sure only in food courts, but sure

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #8 on:** June 23, 2015, 10:41:22 AM »

Quote from: Premium Lager on June 23, 2015, 10:37:26 AM

Bourbon Chicken is Chinese food?

It is here, you waste of oxygen. Try to keep up

http://www.tangswok.com/

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #9 on:** June 23, 2015, 11:22:58 AM »

Quote from: CatsCatsCats on June 23, 2015, 10:39:24 AM

Quote from: Premium Lager on June 23, 2015, 10:37:26 AM
Bourbon Chicken is Chinese food?

Pretty sure only in food courts, but sure

I see, guess you can say its American , like NYC pizza

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #10 on:** June 23, 2015, 11:25:25 AM »

Roast pork lo mein

Chicken pot stickers

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #11 on:** June 23, 2015, 11:26:43 AM »

Chicken on a stick

Yeti · « **Reply #12 on:** June 23, 2015, 11:31:41 AM »

When you find a good all you can eat Chinese buffet.

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #13 on:** June 23, 2015, 11:40:20 AM »

Shanghai Gyoza
Spicy shredded potato salad
Xinjiang beef skewers
Lanzhou beef noodle soup

Kara · « **Reply #14 on:** June 23, 2015, 11:46:25 AM »

Quote from: Premium Lager on June 23, 2015, 11:40:20 AM

Shanghai Gyoza
Spicy shredded potato salad
Xinjiang beef skewers
Lanzhou beef noodle soup

fucking tryhards

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #15 on:** June 23, 2015, 12:10:06 PM »

Stir fried tomato with scrambled egg

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #16 on:** June 23, 2015, 12:32:33 PM »

Egg foo yung is some goat tier stuff too if the place does it well

Positive Touch · « **Reply #17 on:** June 23, 2015, 12:43:07 PM »

welp I know what I'm getting for lunch today!

demi · « **Reply #18 on:** June 23, 2015, 12:47:30 PM »

Quote from: Premium Lager on June 23, 2015, 11:40:20 AM

Shanghai Gyoza
Spicy shredded potato salad
Xinjiang beef skewers
Lanzhou beef noodle soup

this isnt chinese food. these are pokemon.

Positive Touch · « **Reply #19 on:** June 23, 2015, 12:49:25 PM »

the worst day of my life was when I went to a Chinese place on the west coast and asked for crab rangoons and they said "what are those?"

Brehvolution · « **Reply #20 on:** June 23, 2015, 12:51:16 PM »

Quote from: Positive Touch on June 23, 2015, 12:43:07 PM

welp I know what I'm getting for lunch today!

Same here. Chalupas from Taco Bell.

Freyj · « **Reply #21 on:** June 23, 2015, 01:08:58 PM »

In the theme of "chinese" food, homemade korean beef bowl

Positive Touch · « **Reply #22 on:** June 23, 2015, 01:59:20 PM »

hell yeah

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #23 on:** June 23, 2015, 02:33:00 PM »

Black cherry off brand soda, I can feel the diabetes from here

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Positive Touch · « **Reply #24 on:** June 23, 2015, 02:43:22 PM »

in St Louis it's mandated by law that you must drink a Vess when you eat Chinese food

nachobro · « **Reply #25 on:** June 23, 2015, 02:44:16 PM »

Damn I was gonna make pork chops tonight but now I just want MSG laden fried Chinese mess

Purrp Skirrp · « **Reply #26 on:** June 23, 2015, 02:45:34 PM »

Is Panda Express any good? One just opened up in this area.

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #27 on:** June 23, 2015, 02:47:59 PM »

I mean, not really, but some of the entrees are good enough for fast food. The rice and noodles are bullshit tho

El Babua · « **Reply #28 on:** June 23, 2015, 02:50:59 PM »

Quote from: Swishercrat on June 23, 2015, 02:45:34 PM

Is Panda Express any good? One just opened up in this area.

I swore I'd never eat at one again 7 years ago, but people around me seem to love that place.

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #29 on:** June 23, 2015, 02:52:03 PM »

Best garbage human americhinese food is always in a dingy lounge with super cheap wells in my experience.

Purrp Skirrp · « **Reply #30 on:** June 23, 2015, 02:56:30 PM »

That's a shame, stick to the disgustingly good local joints.

The best places are often the grodiest of establishments. Finding a pube in your delicious burger :'(

king of the internet · « **Reply #31 on:** June 23, 2015, 03:00:45 PM »

Sesame chicken is mankind's greatest creation

demi · « **Reply #32 on:** June 23, 2015, 03:36:34 PM »

Places like Magic Wok, Panda Express and that ilk are lame. Always look for the high quality joints like "China King" "China Garden" "China NOUN"

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #33 on:** June 23, 2015, 03:48:34 PM »

Cheap, salty, MSG-filled Chinese food

Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich · « **Reply #34 on:** June 23, 2015, 03:50:33 PM »

Quote from: demi on June 23, 2015, 03:36:34 PM

Places like Magic Wok, Panda Express and that ilk are lame. Always look for the high quality joints like "China King" "China Garden" "China NOUN"

Yep, just like with (real) Mexican food, the lower the health inspection rating, the better!

Take My Breh Away · « **Reply #35 on:** June 23, 2015, 03:57:46 PM »

Local place does a specialty Honey Cantonese Chicken in light tempura and it is the GOAT. Melts in your mouth

toku · « **Reply #36 on:** June 23, 2015, 05:04:00 PM »

Place here called CHINATOPIA that also has Japanese items on the menu. Felt very

when I noticed.

General Tso da :goat
Veggie Egg Roll
Beef Lo Mein :goat
Veggie fry rice wit da broccoli :goat

Dickie Dee · « **Reply #37 on:** June 23, 2015, 06:52:18 PM »

Salt and Pepper Squid

My go-to dish once I know a place is on the level quality-wise.

Kara · « **Reply #38 on:** June 23, 2015, 09:27:09 PM »

I live in the 32nd Mexican state so my local China Noun has charming items like "spicy fish" which has jalapenos on it while purporting to be Chinese.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #39 on:** June 23, 2015, 09:32:16 PM »

chicken drenched in corn syrup and msg

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #40 on:** June 23, 2015, 10:02:21 PM »

I order from China Dragon III, so you know that shit's good.

Fuck, now I want some lo mein

Tripon · « **Reply #41 on:** November 17, 2019, 09:01:38 PM »

I went to Dai Tai Fung yesterday. It was good.

nachobro · « **Reply #42 on:** November 17, 2019, 11:31:02 PM »

a Yang, huh?

VomKriege · « **Reply #43 on:** November 26, 2019, 09:48:31 AM »

I'm working near one of the "Indochinatown districts" so I'm getting full of Banh Mi which is basically a Vietnam style sandwich in a French baguette.

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #44 on:** November 26, 2019, 11:22:21 AM »

Bahn mi is pretty good shit

tiesto · « **Reply #45 on:** November 26, 2019, 12:11:28 PM »

Kung Pao with extra chiles is my go-to, as well as Cumin lamb at the more authentic Szechuan joints...

porkbun · « **Reply #46 on:** November 26, 2019, 12:45:22 PM »

Extra spicy Drunken Noodles from a local mom and pop Vietnamese place

For actual Chinese stuff, I'm all over dim sum a couple of weekends per month. Soup Squid Dumplings, crab puffs, and BBQ Pork Buns

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #47 on:** November 26, 2019, 01:48:59 PM »

Quote from: Premium Lager on June 23, 2015, 10:37:26 AM

Bourbon Chicken is Chinese food?

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