Author Topic: Was FFVIII's Zell a fuckboy? (Read 3218 times)

toku · « **on:** June 24, 2015, 04:34:16 PM »

or was Selphie just a disrespectful bitch?

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Himu · « **Reply #1 on:** June 24, 2015, 04:37:52 PM »

Zell never noticed that girl from the library because he was too focused on hot dogs. He's also good with "tools".

It's pretty obvious he lays down with the Andrexes of the night.

Rufus · « **Reply #2 on:** June 24, 2015, 04:50:14 PM »

Selphie is touched in the head, but not for this one.

Kara · « **Reply #3 on:** June 24, 2015, 04:52:59 PM »

I didn't think you were so...anal.

Himu · « **Reply #4 on:** June 24, 2015, 04:55:54 PM »

Honestly, this is just another example of Selphie being

tier. If you don't have Selphie in your party in FF8 you lost.

StealthFan · « **Reply #5 on:** June 24, 2015, 04:58:58 PM »

Zell was a pillow biter.

Trent Dole · « **Reply #6 on:** June 24, 2015, 05:17:35 PM »

Quote from: Queen of Ice on June 24, 2015, 04:55:54 PM

Honestly, this is just another example of Selphie being tier. If you don't have Selphie in your party in FF8 you lost.

Selphie is my FF waifu.

And yes, Zell is a total fuckboy. He loves bread in the original JP language version of the game and that carries the same

connotations there as hot doges do over here.

StealthFan · « **Reply #7 on:** June 24, 2015, 05:24:36 PM »

Zidane wasn't a fuckboy

toku · « **Reply #8 on:** June 24, 2015, 05:30:57 PM »

Do you guys Andrex would fuck Zell? I think the face tat would be a non starter.

Quote from: StealthFan on June 24, 2015, 05:24:36 PM

Zidane wasn't a fuckboy

Himu · « **Reply #9 on:** June 24, 2015, 05:36:09 PM »

Selphie bombs a missile base for the helluva it.

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #10 on:** June 24, 2015, 06:52:11 PM »

how is this even a question.

Positive Touch · « **Reply #11 on:** June 24, 2015, 08:43:12 PM »

squall was always quiet because he hung around a bunch of losers

Kara · « **Reply #12 on:** June 24, 2015, 08:45:18 PM »

Quote from: StealthFan on June 24, 2015, 05:24:36 PM

Zidane wasn't a fuckboy

Justice for Zizou.

I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #13 on:** June 24, 2015, 08:51:46 PM »

Quote from: JayDubya on June 24, 2015, 05:33:15 PM

Shit-tier characters from the. Worst. Final Fantasy. Ever.

They're both vapid distinguished mentally-challenged fellows best suited to go out their spaceship's air lock.

But this isn't FFXII or FFXIII.

nachobro · « **Reply #14 on:** June 24, 2015, 09:40:38 PM »

Selphie is a cunt

suppadoopa · « **Reply #15 on:** June 24, 2015, 09:43:49 PM »

Alright,
we can all agree that VIII was the best from the PS1 generation?

Himu · « **Reply #16 on:** June 24, 2015, 09:48:43 PM »

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #17 on:** June 24, 2015, 09:54:06 PM »

Quote from: suppadoopa on June 24, 2015, 09:43:49 PM

Alright,
we can all agree that VIII was the best from the PS1 generation?

FF7 was the best. Followed by FF9.

StealthFan · « **Reply #18 on:** June 24, 2015, 10:01:27 PM »

IX> VII> VIII

All three are good.

Mr. Nobody · « **Reply #19 on:** June 24, 2015, 10:22:08 PM »

Terrible game.

Kara · « **Reply #20 on:** June 24, 2015, 10:32:14 PM »

Real talk: this thread is bogus. Irvine is the one true poseur.

tiesto · « **Reply #21 on:** June 24, 2015, 10:53:45 PM »

Quote from: Great Rumbler on June 24, 2015, 09:54:06 PM

Quote from: suppadoopa on June 24, 2015, 09:43:49 PM
Alright,
we can all agree that VIII was the best from the PS1 generation?

FF7 was the best. Followed by FF9.

Agreed, I think 9 would have been better than 7 if the battle system wasn't so sluggish and the soundtrack had a bit more standout tracks.

bluemax · « **Reply #22 on:** June 24, 2015, 11:18:56 PM »

Quote from: StealthFan on June 24, 2015, 05:24:36 PM

Zidane wasn't a fuckboy

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #23 on:** June 25, 2015, 12:48:37 AM »

i really want to declare 13 my favorite FF but i should probably actually finish it first

toku · « **Reply #24 on:** June 25, 2015, 01:02:37 AM »

X is the best in the series

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #25 on:** June 25, 2015, 03:17:07 AM »

No one mentioned how Zell loved to stuff all those hot dogs in his mouth

Pretty clear what that is all about

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #26 on:** June 25, 2015, 07:46:24 AM »

We need Creepy Stalker to solve this issue.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #27 on:** June 25, 2015, 11:55:43 AM »

Quote from: StealthFan on June 24, 2015, 10:01:27 PM

IX> VII> VIII

All three are good.

Fuck, I agree with Stealthfan. Well, except for the "all three are good" part.

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