happy birthday human snorenado, I'll throw a $20 at the shenmue 3 kickstarter in your name.
Please do, any amount that it actually gets will still not be enough to produce an actual game, especially considering the record of failure the people involved have. The idea that this inevitable piece of shit will live up to the comically low standards of the first two games is farcical, and I look forward to aggressively reminding everyone who is excited about the prospect of this game how awful it will in fact end up being upon release.
Shit, I might toss in $50 myself.