why should parents get to pick names for their children?

[recursivelyenumerable]

this is kind of gross tbh. new children should just be randomly assigned a name from the canonical random name generator.

[Human Snorenado]

GOTY

[HyperZoneWasAwesome]

is this about Massive Chalice?

and how you can't name your constantly spawning regents/child soldiers/grist for the war machine?

[Joe Molotov]

When they become men, they will get their true, spirit name.

[Kara]

My parents named both their kids for ethnic cleansers.

[benjipwns]

I bet they'll make naming paid-DLC in the near future.

[Kara]

I bet they'll make naming paid-DLC in the near future.

http://services.runescape.com/m=rswiki/en/Support_-_Changing_display_names

[recursivelyenumerable]

No regrets.

[Cerveza mas fina]

I think Reclusive is really talking about publishers picking names for their developers games.

I'm sure Sony is already using a random name generator so you should be happy (Horizon New Dawn).

[chronovore]

I think you should name them a series of control characters, but then give them a name if they die during Project Mayhem.

[Mr Gilhaney]

My real name was Daniel-Emil. But I had the Daniel removed when I was still a pretty young kid, because I didn't like it. #progressivefamily

[ToxicAdam]

Much like the tyranny of designation parents force onto their children at birth, mods have done the same with his post.

thedualities

[Madrun Badrun]

Man imagine the congressional debates over the distribution used to model the names as Republicans push for Christian names (currently in vogue). 

[recursivelyenumerable]

I am in favor of anything that might boost Excel sales.

[Madrun Badrun]

And I am in favor of any job that might require a Masters in natural language processing

[king of the internet]

Instead of being named, everyone should be assigned a unique serial number and have it tattooed to their forehead imo