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Himu

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DON'T KILL YOURSELVES PEOPLE
« on: June 26, 2015, 11:45:36 AM »
I TOO WAS SUICIDAL ABOUT A YEAR AGO.

GUESS WHAT, GOOD THINGS HAPPEN

TODAY I CAN LEGALLY MARRY

LAST WEEK I GOT A SEQUEL TO MY FAVORITE GAMES

PROMOTION? WHY NOT??!?!?!

Live, people! :rejoice
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chronovore

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Re: DON'T KILL YOURSELVES PEOPLE
« Reply #1 on: June 26, 2015, 11:48:22 AM »
Yeah, killing yourself is about as horrible a fate as you can leave anyone. It has seriously disruptive ripples through everyone who knows the deceased.

Himu

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Re: DON'T KILL YOURSELVES PEOPLE
« Reply #2 on: June 26, 2015, 11:52:25 AM »


LIFE OWNS

You get to collect shenmue hater tears

and now conservative tears

ENJOY LIFE, KICK ASS, FUCK, REPEAT
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ToxicAdam

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Re: DON'T KILL YOURSELVES PEOPLE
« Reply #3 on: June 26, 2015, 11:52:39 AM »
It should be legalized. If you want to end your life, it's your free will.

I bet a lot of mass shootings (and suicide by cop) wouldn't have happened if we had legalized suicide.




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Re: DON'T KILL YOURSELVES PEOPLE
« Reply #4 on: June 26, 2015, 11:53:09 AM »
I'm glad things are working out for you, lady!

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But if I were depressed to the point of suicidal thoughts, telling me there's another Shenmue coming would be tantamount to yelling "jump!"
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Re: DON'T KILL YOURSELVES PEOPLE
« Reply #5 on: June 26, 2015, 11:53:23 AM »
I wish suicide machines were legal.
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Re: DON'T KILL YOURSELVES PEOPLE
« Reply #6 on: June 26, 2015, 12:00:16 PM »
typical unelected lieberal ordering me what to do instead of respecting the democratic will of the people

Himu

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Re: DON'T KILL YOURSELVES PEOPLE
« Reply #7 on: June 26, 2015, 12:00:58 PM »
TODAY I CAN LEGALLY MARRY

LAST WEEK I GOT A SEQUEL TO MY FAVORITE GAMES

Look I like videogames too, but...

One of these things is not like the other :holeup

Sssshhhhhh.
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Himu

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Re: DON'T KILL YOURSELVES PEOPLE
« Reply #8 on: June 26, 2015, 12:03:55 PM »
Esch and Dufus are in competition?
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Re: DON'T KILL YOURSELVES PEOPLE
« Reply #9 on: June 26, 2015, 12:11:21 PM »
Love yourself, brehs and brehettes
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Re: DON'T KILL YOURSELVES PEOPLE
« Reply #10 on: June 26, 2015, 12:31:52 PM »
kill myself and give up all this sweet sweet misery? screw that, breh
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Re: DON'T KILL YOURSELVES PEOPLE
« Reply #11 on: June 26, 2015, 12:40:26 PM »
If there was ever a cry for help, it's the statement that Shenmue is keeping you afloat. 

Phoenix Dark

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Re: DON'T KILL YOURSELVES PEOPLE
« Reply #12 on: June 26, 2015, 12:42:09 PM »
i'm happy for you bae :rejoice

Why can't you be happy for me, Esch? Is it because I remind you you're not the only well-Like'd brown man on this forum? You can't stand the heat of competition? Is that it?

Sorry man. Esch is the Denzel of brown Borians. You can be our Bokeem Woodbine.
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Re: DON'T KILL YOURSELVES PEOPLE
« Reply #13 on: June 26, 2015, 12:49:10 PM »
I was not killing myself before not killing yourself was cool.

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Actually I was always planning to kill myself but with all the other high-pri feature work it always ended up just below the cut line.
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« Last Edit: June 26, 2015, 01:25:51 PM by recursivelyenumerable »
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Purrp Skirrp

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Re: DON'T KILL YOURSELVES PEOPLE
« Reply #14 on: June 26, 2015, 01:19:54 PM »
Tell it sista :preach

We are creatures of habit, but that does not mean those shitty ruts will never change.

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Re: DON'T KILL YOURSELVES PEOPLE
« Reply #15 on: June 26, 2015, 01:23:21 PM »
i'm happy for you bae :rejoice

Why can't you be happy for me, Esch? Is it because I remind you you're not the only well-Like'd brown man on this forum? You can't stand the heat of competition? Is that it?

Jesus Christ  :dead :dead :dead :dead :dead :dead :dead :dead

Kara

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Re: DON'T KILL YOURSELVES PEOPLE
« Reply #16 on: June 26, 2015, 01:32:12 PM »
I routinely have this argument with my doctor, though without the S-word because you fucking assholes made 5150'ing a thing.

In short, you offer nothing but potentiality to someone who has had little in the way of pleasant actuality and is disinclined to wishful thinking .

I don't stand in your way--unless your way is making obscene statements like "games are art", in which case it's pistols at dawn--don't stand in mine. (Unless you pay me.)

Himu

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Re: DON'T KILL YOURSELVES PEOPLE
« Reply #17 on: June 26, 2015, 01:34:30 PM »
Taye Diggs is hot
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« Reply #18 on: June 26, 2015, 01:36:21 PM »
Taye Diggs more like-


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Re: DON'T KILL YOURSELVES PEOPLE
« Reply #19 on: June 26, 2015, 01:46:54 PM »
TODAY I CAN LEGALLY MARRY

LAST WEEK I GOT A SEQUEL TO MY FAVORITE GAMES

Look I like videogames too, but...

One of these things is not like the other :holeup
Yeah, people were actually expecting the gay marriage thing to happen eventually. Shenmue 3 happening made me question the validity of religion (if Ryo Hazuki can come back, why now Jesus, it seemed just as likely).

Himu

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Re: DON'T KILL YOURSELVES PEOPLE
« Reply #20 on: June 26, 2015, 01:48:19 PM »
I don't see why he thought I placed them on the same level, but they're both important to me.
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Re: DON'T KILL YOURSELVES PEOPLE
« Reply #21 on: June 26, 2015, 04:13:49 PM »
I wish suicide machines were legal.

Pretty much in the same boat. :(

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Re: DON'T KILL YOURSELVES PEOPLE
« Reply #22 on: June 26, 2015, 04:16:47 PM »
I'm happy for you Queen  :clap :respect
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Re: DON'T KILL YOURSELVES PEOPLE
« Reply #23 on: June 26, 2015, 04:24:55 PM »
Real question: could trans women not legally marry a man before today?   If not, are you still barred from any other public institutions? 

Himu

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Re: DON'T KILL YOURSELVES PEOPLE
« Reply #24 on: June 26, 2015, 04:30:37 PM »
Real question: could trans women not legally marry a man before today?   If not, are you still barred from any other public institutions?

No, depends on the state. Also, country.

http://www.texasmonthly.com/daily-post/can-transgender-people-get-married-texas
http://www.gaystarnews.com/article/trans-people-left-behind-england-and-wales-equal-marriage-bill200513

To my knowledge in this case, we are included and it's why I'm not labeling "gay marriage".
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Re: DON'T KILL YOURSELVES PEOPLE
« Reply #25 on: June 26, 2015, 05:17:38 PM »
I don't see why he thought I placed them on the same level, but they're both important to me.

Just, you know, for Reasons I'm Happy That i Didn't Kill Myself, you just listed the two.

Phoenix Dark

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Re: DON'T KILL YOURSELVES PEOPLE
« Reply #26 on: June 26, 2015, 05:19:21 PM »
Just want to say I'm proud of your Himu and it feels good seeing you happy and funny and rambunctious again.
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Himu

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Re: DON'T KILL YOURSELVES PEOPLE
« Reply #27 on: June 26, 2015, 05:20:08 PM »
I don't see why he thought I placed them on the same level, but they're both important to me.

Just, you know, for Reasons I'm Happy That i Didn't Kill Myself, you just listed the two.

I listed three. I got a promotion and things may or may not be panning with Whoever they may Be.
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Re: DON'T KILL YOURSELVES PEOPLE
« Reply #28 on: June 26, 2015, 05:49:55 PM »
What's your Kickstarter?
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Van Cruncheon

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Re: DON'T KILL YOURSELVES PEOPLE
« Reply #29 on: June 27, 2015, 12:26:45 AM »
I was not killing myself before not killing yourself was cool.

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Actually I was always planning to kill myself but with all the other high-pri feature work it always ended up just below the cut line.
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i would actually subscribe to a paywall for your kanban board
duc

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Re: DON'T KILL YOURSELVES PEOPLE
« Reply #30 on: June 27, 2015, 12:29:42 AM »
Just to provide a counter point, things were also bad for me a year ago, and it's all been downhill since then. Sometimes it just gets worse.  :gloomy

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Re: DON'T KILL YOURSELVES PEOPLE
« Reply #31 on: June 27, 2015, 12:31:10 AM »
Just to provide a counter point, things were also bad for me a year ago, and it's all been downhill since then. Sometimes it just gets worse.  :gloomy

Or it stays the same. :gloomy

Van Cruncheon

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Re: DON'T KILL YOURSELVES PEOPLE
« Reply #32 on: June 27, 2015, 12:35:53 AM »
i've considered suicide but only because i have a VERY twisted morbid curiosity

and also too many drugs
« Last Edit: June 27, 2015, 09:45:05 AM by Van Cruncheon »
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VomKriege

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Re: DON'T KILL YOURSELVES PEOPLE
« Reply #33 on: June 27, 2015, 02:09:37 AM »
Suicide is a bit like eating : The more you speak, the less you do.
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Rahxephon91

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Re: DON'T KILL YOURSELVES PEOPLE
« Reply #34 on: June 27, 2015, 03:40:40 AM »
meh

It's easier said then done, but I'm not sure I think it's a totally bad thing. Sometimes you just dont want to be here.
« Last Edit: June 27, 2015, 03:54:24 AM by Rahxephon91 »

VomKriege

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Re: DON'T KILL YOURSELVES PEOPLE
« Reply #35 on: June 27, 2015, 11:08:29 AM »
Threats of suicide is one of the shittest move to put on your loved ones, and it will wreck them proper. Talk of that only if you really mean it.
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Purrp Skirrp

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Re: DON'T KILL YOURSELVES PEOPLE
« Reply #36 on: June 27, 2015, 11:53:11 AM »
Guilt tripping suicidal people, what could go wrong?

If someone is going to threat suicide then there's usually underlying problems regardless if they carry it out or not. They're probably conflicted on the matter and not thinking clearly. Not going to fault them at that point for not honoring their word :lol

Yeah, don't do that shit solely for attention, but then again that may be their plea for getting help.

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Re: DON'T KILL YOURSELVES PEOPLE
« Reply #37 on: June 27, 2015, 12:43:16 PM »
Just to provide a counter point, things were also bad for me a year ago, and it's all been downhill since then. Sometimes it just gets worse.  :gloomy

Or it stays the same. :gloomy

Or goes up for a little bit, just so you finally know what happiness feels like before everything collapses and all your left with is the memory of hope

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VomKriege

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Re: DON'T KILL YOURSELVES PEOPLE
« Reply #38 on: June 27, 2015, 01:25:12 PM »
Yeah, don't do that shit solely for attention, but then again that may be their plea for getting help.

My message comes through harsher than what I mean. There is people, however, doing it in part for the attention. Unfortunately you can never dismiss it even if it is only an half-empty threat, and this is why loved ones get wrecked.

Anyway, suicide talk I feel is being thrown way too easily around, especially on the net.
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Himu

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Re: DON'T KILL YOURSELVES PEOPLE
« Reply #39 on: June 27, 2015, 01:41:44 PM »
The worst feeling is concocting how you're going to kill yourself, and you know you're totally going to do it, but you just want someone to stop you but you're really, really considering it. When you sink so low that you make plans to prepare for your final day, that's when it gets to become a cross between scary and surprisingly relieving.
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Re: DON'T KILL YOURSELVES PEOPLE
« Reply #40 on: June 27, 2015, 02:08:21 PM »
think this is more a lesson about finding moderation rather than throwing yourself headfirst and helmet-less into every dream or failure you're lumped with.

western society will continue to reluctantly move towards LGBT acceptance, shenmue III will probably be a bit shit. you've got this far, might aswell see it out.
« Last Edit: June 27, 2015, 02:12:42 PM by headwalk »

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Re: DON'T KILL YOURSELVES PEOPLE
« Reply #41 on: June 27, 2015, 02:12:37 PM »
you've got this far, might aswell see it out.
Conversely: You got far enough, might as well quit. :yeshrug

You need perspective to see that, and depression fucks with exactly that.

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Re: DON'T KILL YOURSELVES PEOPLE
« Reply #42 on: June 27, 2015, 02:16:34 PM »
you've got this far, might aswell see it out.
Conversely: You got far enough, might as well quit. :yeshrug

You need perspective to see that, and depression fucks with exactly that.

too much perspective leads down a windy path to universal futility: alas, time will reduce us all to dust. when you reach that point you might aswell parade around the streets naked, playing your dick like a trombone while rinsing a KFC family bucket.

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Re: DON'T KILL YOURSELVES PEOPLE
« Reply #43 on: June 27, 2015, 02:18:44 PM »
Nah, that's when you find Zen Buddhism.

Kara

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Re: DON'T KILL YOURSELVES PEOPLE
« Reply #44 on: June 27, 2015, 02:35:16 PM »
The worst feeling is concocting how you're going to kill yourself, and you know you're totally going to do it, but you just want someone to stop you but you're really, really considering it. When you sink so low that you make plans to prepare for your final day, that's when it gets to become a cross between scary and surprisingly relieving.

I don't think people who haven't ideated really can understand this.

For me the worst thing is that my ideations don't align with my plan. (Purely illustrative example, imagine frequently and vividly ideating about jumping off a bridge when you wanted to hang yourself.)

Happy Saturday. :heyman

Himu

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Re: DON'T KILL YOURSELVES PEOPLE
« Reply #45 on: June 27, 2015, 03:11:48 PM »
Yeah so the stuff above from Headwalk and VomKriege rings hollow. Not surprising it comes from the forums two cynical assholes.
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Re: DON'T KILL YOURSELVES PEOPLE
« Reply #46 on: June 27, 2015, 03:13:30 PM »
The worst feeling is concocting how you're going to kill yourself, and you know you're totally going to do it, but you just want someone to stop you but you're really, really considering it. When you sink so low that you make plans to prepare for your final day, that's when it gets to become a cross between scary and surprisingly relieving.

I don't think people who haven't ideated really can understand this.

For me the worst thing is that my ideations don't align with my plan. (Purely illustrative example, imagine frequently and vividly ideating about jumping off a bridge when you wanted to hang yourself.)

Happy Saturday. :heyman

*Sadderday

VomKriege

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Re: DON'T KILL YOURSELVES PEOPLE
« Reply #47 on: June 27, 2015, 03:20:43 PM »
Yeah so the stuff above from Headwalk and VomKriege rings hollow. Not surprising it comes from the forums two cynical assholes.

On this matter, from personal experience, I'd rather be that than a drama queen.

I'm pigeonholed in my little case by Bore Members, I arrived  :hyper  :preach
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headwalk

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Re: DON'T KILL YOURSELVES PEOPLE
« Reply #48 on: June 27, 2015, 03:29:06 PM »
Yeah so the stuff above from Headwalk and VomKriege rings hollow. Not surprising it comes from the forums two cynical assholes.

feeling pretty chipper today to be honest mate.

Himu

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Re: DON'T KILL YOURSELVES PEOPLE
« Reply #49 on: June 27, 2015, 03:30:04 PM »
Well, less Headwalk and more Vom. Headwalk is cool. I have no idea who this Vom guy is.
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Re: DON'T KILL YOURSELVES PEOPLE
« Reply #50 on: June 27, 2015, 03:33:25 PM »
The worst feeling is concocting how you're going to kill yourself, and you know you're totally going to do it, but you just want someone to stop you but you're really, really considering it. When you sink so low that you make plans to prepare for your final day, that's when it gets to become a cross between scary and surprisingly relieving.

I don't think people who haven't ideated really can understand this.

For me the worst thing is that my ideations don't align with my plan. (Purely illustrative example, imagine frequently and vividly ideating about jumping off a bridge when you wanted to hang yourself.)

Happy Saturday. :heyman

*Sadderday

:neogaf

Way to bring joy to my shitty Saturday, King.

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Re: DON'T KILL YOURSELVES PEOPLE
« Reply #51 on: June 27, 2015, 03:35:17 PM »
Agreed, stupid puns make everything better. :rejoice
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Re: DON'T KILL YOURSELVES PEOPLE
« Reply #52 on: June 27, 2015, 03:36:06 PM »
Exit bags, brehs.
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Re: DON'T KILL YOURSELVES PEOPLE
« Reply #53 on: June 27, 2015, 03:40:05 PM »
Exit bags, brehs.

Why do that when we can do elaborate CO2 poisoning in a car and locked garage?

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Re: DON'T KILL YOURSELVES PEOPLE
« Reply #54 on: June 27, 2015, 04:24:35 PM »
car? huff on a bike pipe, preferably a european twin. do it for your uncle drinks.

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« Last Edit: June 27, 2015, 04:32:21 PM by Van Cruncheon »
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Re: DON'T KILL YOURSELVES PEOPLE
« Reply #55 on: June 27, 2015, 04:37:49 PM »
Uncle Drinks, eh?

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Re: DON'T KILL YOURSELVES PEOPLE
« Reply #56 on: June 27, 2015, 04:40:37 PM »
Gluttony is the best.

Fuck the haters.

Kara

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Re: DON'T KILL YOURSELVES PEOPLE
« Reply #57 on: June 27, 2015, 04:45:55 PM »
Exit bags, brehs.

I just LARP my favorite Magic: the Gathering deck, Suicide Black. *does an unhealthy amount of stims to accomplish a task*

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Re: DON'T KILL YOURSELVES PEOPLE
« Reply #58 on: June 27, 2015, 05:07:00 PM »

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Re: DON'T KILL YOURSELVES PEOPLE
« Reply #59 on: June 28, 2015, 01:56:13 AM »
don't do it, you're a blonde, white person, everything is gonna work out fine for you.