How do I win the heart of a weeaboo girl?

[Kara]

The posts of mine that I like often don't get likes.

And we like you, but you don't like yourself, so there's that.

You like some of my material, not me.

[recursivelyenumerable]

On my forum I think I will just code it such that all my posts are auto-liked by all users (MySpace Tom updated for modern social media semantics and ambitions), but since that will probably still come out to just me I'll augment it with a selection of noted non-litigious celebrities and historical figures.

[brawndolicious]

It sounds cold but if there are other boobed anime fans there then why don't you practice breaking the ice with them with this extremely specific hobby so the one who looks like a porn star doesn't assume you're just desperately hitting on her? Legitimate social interaction is the only cure for the social blue balls you're feeling.

[Rahxephon91]

Pics please.

[chronovore]

The posts of mine that I like often don't get likes.

And we like you, but you don't like yourself, so there's that.

You like some of my material, not me.

Enh. You remind me of one of my best friends when he was under 30. We didn't get along as well then, but he's since managed to learn and grow past his personal history. I think you are a good person dealing with a crap background, and you'll eventually work through this. You are exceedingly sharp.

[recursivelyenumerable]

It's adapted from a Neil Sedaka song :laugh



Although of course it doesn't have that descending string line -> brass BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM intro, which is the best part of the TV anime version. Usually when I play that song I just listen to the first 10 seconds and then repeat that a bunch of times. My personal ambition is for the world to play that 10 second intro to announce my presence every time I walk into a room.

[tiesto]

I can't tell anymore if this thread is about making fun of Atra or a come-out thread to post how desperately you want to talk to a cosplay chick about your favorite Gundam opening.

God. Atra, just pull a Gundam Wing and tell her on your first meeting that you'll kill her.

In anime they swoon after that.

So awesome.

[Great Rumbler]

I can't tell anymore if this thread is about making fun of Atra or a come-out thread to post how desperately you want to talk to a cosplay chick about your favorite Gundam opening.

God. Atra, just pull a Gundam Wing and tell her on your first meeting that you'll kill her.

In anime they swoon after that.

So awesome.

[team filler]

you can't "win" with a weaboo girl

[Atramental]

I'll take that L if I have to.

It's better than the massive L that's waiting for me in five years. 

[thisismyusername]

Oh, FFS. If your virginity is that big of a deal to you go the one-night stand route and be done with it. Don't go through all this work to get a girl just to attempt to knock that "milestone" out.

[chronovore]

I'll take that L if I have to.

It's better than the massive L that's waiting for me in five years. 

There is no L waiting for you, you have no L in your future, the only L is right now, perceiving that you're deficient. Be more kind to yourself.

[Atramental]

Ha, Sorry. My sarcasm wasn't coming through that post.

I'll be alright no matter what happens. 

[BobFromPikeCreek]

I don't know man. Going to a party with a specific girl in mind sounds like setting yourself up for failure. Girls can pick up on that shit.

[recursivelyenumerable]

The only L is the entire sociobioeconomic system of obligatory romantic and sexual attraction which is wrong, bad and wrong

[El Babua]

I don't know man. Going to a party with a specific girl in mind sounds like setting yourself up for failure. Girls can pick up on that shit.

Speaking of Ls. Taking a major L for even recalling this, but I remember back in my GameFaqs days 8-9 years ago, a skinny indian dude stalking a girl online decided to finally approach her at a party. Obviously he made a thread asking for advice, and obviously the girl found him creepy when they met.

[Atramental]

I don't know man. Going to a party with a specific girl in mind sounds like setting yourself up for failure. Girls can pick up on that shit.

This thread wasn't really 100% serious to begin with. My brain on alcohol might as well be a chimpanzee brain.

Mac's post about him "looking into his crystal ball" is pretty spot on since he's probably seen me make these kinds of posts before (most likely in GAF's drunk thread) and ultimately nothing happens.

Now that I'm sober I'll say that I'm going to this party with the intention to eat, drink, and socialize with my friend and his friends. 

[Kara]

The only L is the entire sociobioeconomic system of obligatory romantic and sexual attraction which is wrong, bad and wrong

[recursivelyenumerable]

FWIW I've  never done anything drunk that I wouldn't have done while sober. For me drunkness is at best a lame alibi.

[recursivelyenumerable]

EXCEPTION: Had I been sober during the composition of the preceding post, I would have not let the spurious double space through to the posting stage.

[Purrp Skirrp]

Cannot say the same, with lowered inhibitions and the liquid courage it provides.
Disorderly conduct and a whole host of social Ls off the top of my head.
True, these are just magnifications of my already questionable behaviors and flawed internal logic so maybe you're right.

[Barry Egan]

I wonder how many girls Atra has pulled the same backpedal he does in all his threads. 

"Sorry Atra-sama, but I really see us more as just friends Uguuuuuu~"

"oh, me too, yea I was just kidding, plus all this Mike's lemonade I've had...is End of Evangelion art?"

[Fifstar]

Atra is still a virgin? Wasn't there a story about some fat girl?

[Kara]

Atra is still a virgin? Wasn't there a story about some fat girl?

Like John Matrix he lied.

[Madrun Badrun]

Imaginary fat girls need loving too

[Mr. Gundam]

I can't tell anymore if this thread is about making fun of Atra or a come-out thread to post how desperately you want to talk to a cosplay chick about your favorite Gundam opening. 

Gundam is an important work of art that will one day be displayed in the Louvre alongside the Mona Lisa.

This actually got me to post while on vacation. 

[CatsCatsCats]

I can't tell anymore if this thread is about making fun of Atra or a come-out thread to post how desperately you want to talk to a cosplay chick about your favorite Gundam opening. 

Gundam is an important work of art that will one day be displayed in the Louvre alongside the Mona Lisa.

This actually got me to post while on vacation. 

Not the timbers game?

[chronovore]

I can't tell anymore if this thread is about making fun of Atra or a come-out thread to post how desperately you want to talk to a cosplay chick about your favorite Gundam opening. 

Gundam is an important work of art that will one day be displayed in the Louvre alongside the Mona Lisa.

This actually got me to post while on vacation. 

Plus you're on the Iberian Peninsula, so you're closer than any of us to The Louvre. You could, theoretically, leave a Gundam in the museum, fulfilling the prophecy and cementing nom du guerre.