Author Topic: How do I win the heart of a weeaboo girl? (Read 18161 times)

Himu · « **Reply #60 on:** June 27, 2015, 04:19:28 PM »

"Hey, want to do something together some time?"

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #61 on:** June 27, 2015, 04:21:38 PM »

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #62 on:** June 27, 2015, 04:21:45 PM »

Ask her if she's seen Death Note.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #63 on:** June 27, 2015, 04:29:16 PM »

impress her with your knowledge of lain. your insights into classic cornball weeaboo 'intellectual' anime will not only soften her heart, but probably trigger whatever massive psychological damage/event that led her to dress in cosplay. you don't even have to watch lain, just read a massive fanthing wikispurt on the subject. an across the board win if executed well.

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #64 on:** June 27, 2015, 04:30:44 PM »

You my Chi Chi girl

Himu · « **Reply #65 on:** June 27, 2015, 04:32:24 PM »

"Did Kare Kano make you cry too?"

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #66 on:** June 27, 2015, 04:33:55 PM »

Make her prepare you food. Take a bite, wait a whole minute without expression, then say 'Veruca-chan this is so good!!!!'. Then she will get all excited and let you do anal.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #67 on:** June 27, 2015, 04:34:31 PM »

Kara · « **Reply #68 on:** June 27, 2015, 04:43:37 PM »

Ask what her favorite episode of Elfen Lied was.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #69 on:** June 27, 2015, 04:44:53 PM »

Quote from: Vularai on June 27, 2015, 04:43:37 PM

Ask what her favorite episode of Elfen Lied was.

a good choice that covers the 2edgy4me and catgirl fields of weeaboo anime dorkdom.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #70 on:** June 27, 2015, 04:46:21 PM »

why am i spending my saturday afternoon helping atra pork an anime dork girl.

oh thats right it's a billion degrees outside in washington.

Himu · « **Reply #71 on:** June 27, 2015, 04:47:52 PM »

ASK HER WHAT HER FAVORITE GUNDAM OPENING IS

nudemacusers · « **Reply #72 on:** June 27, 2015, 04:49:24 PM »

yeah

and also if she likes fist of the north star and/or ninja scroll. if she curls her nose, well

king of the internet · « **Reply #73 on:** June 27, 2015, 04:49:35 PM »

Quote from: nudemacusers on June 27, 2015, 04:46:21 PM

why am i spending my saturday afternoon helping atra pork an anime dork girl.

oh thats right it's a billion degrees outside in washington.

Hit 80 here today

Already missing the brutal cold of winter.

toku · « **Reply #74 on:** June 27, 2015, 04:50:46 PM »

Quote from: Queen of Ice on June 27, 2015, 04:47:52 PM

ASK HER WHAT HER FAVORITE GUNDAM OPENING IS

Himu · « **Reply #75 on:** June 27, 2015, 04:52:23 PM »

Quote from: toku on June 27, 2015, 04:50:46 PM

Quote from: Queen of Ice on June 27, 2015, 04:47:52 PM
ASK HER WHAT HER FAVORITE GUNDAM OPENING IS

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Show is mediocre garbo but the op is legendary status

Kara · « **Reply #76 on:** June 27, 2015, 04:52:24 PM »

Stardust Memory

80s action movie the Gundam OVA.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #77 on:** June 27, 2015, 04:52:47 PM »

Quote from: king of the internet on June 27, 2015, 04:49:35 PM

Quote from: nudemacusers on June 27, 2015, 04:46:21 PM
why am i spending my saturday afternoon helping atra pork an anime dork girl.

oh thats right it's a billion degrees outside in washington.

Hit 80 here today Already missing the brutal cold of winter.

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #78 on:** June 27, 2015, 04:53:44 PM »

Whining about high 80s.

Bruh pls.

D3RANG3D · « **Reply #79 on:** June 27, 2015, 04:54:04 PM »

Quote from: nudemacusers on June 27, 2015, 04:46:21 PM

why am i spending my saturday afternoon helping atra pork an anime dork girl.

oh thats right it's a billion degrees outside in washington.

It's about 80 here Portland, Metro Area it's supposed to go up to about 96.

Himu · « **Reply #80 on:** June 27, 2015, 04:54:44 PM »

CRYING!!!! ima wa mienakuuuuu tomo
SEARCHING!!!! michi shirube waaaaaaaaa ukabu

I WANNA HAVE A PURE TIMEEEEEE!!!

EVERYONE'S A NOBLE MIIIIIND

Himu · « **Reply #81 on:** June 27, 2015, 04:55:03 PM »

Quote from: king of the internet on June 27, 2015, 04:49:35 PM

Quote from: nudemacusers on June 27, 2015, 04:46:21 PM
why am i spending my saturday afternoon helping atra pork an anime dork girl.

oh thats right it's a billion degrees outside in washington.

Hit 80 here today Already missing the brutal cold of winter.

die

nudemacusers · « **Reply #82 on:** June 27, 2015, 04:55:58 PM »

Quote from: Shadow Mod on June 27, 2015, 04:53:44 PM

Whining about high 80s.

Bruh pls.

it strangely feels warmer than my years in riverside. dunno why.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #83 on:** June 27, 2015, 04:56:13 PM »

I can't tell anymore if this thread is about making fun of Atra or a come-out thread to post how desperately you want to talk to a cosplay chick about your favorite Gundam opening.

toku · « **Reply #84 on:** June 27, 2015, 04:57:36 PM »

Never saw the Zeta JP ops because I own the first run dvds they released here in the mid 00s. They were subbed only, thinpack style cases and I guess they couldn't license the songs so we got some instrumental bit from the score over the intros $:-\$

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #85 on:** June 27, 2015, 04:59:15 PM »

Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on June 27, 2015, 04:56:13 PM

I can't tell anymore if this thread is about making fun of Atra or a come-out thread to post how desperately you want to talk to a cosplay chick about your favorite Gundam opening.

God. Atra, just pull a Gundam Wing and tell her on your first meeting that you'll kill her.

In anime they swoon after that.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #86 on:** June 27, 2015, 04:59:57 PM »

Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on June 27, 2015, 04:56:13 PM

I can't tell anymore if this thread is about making fun of Atra or a come-out thread to post how desperately you want to talk to a cosplay chick about your favorite Gundam opening.

Gundam is an important work of art that will one day be displayed in the Louvre alongside the Mona Lisa.

Atramental · « **Reply #87 on:** June 27, 2015, 05:01:03 PM »

Quote from: StealthFan on June 26, 2015, 11:01:01 PM

Don't talk about anime.

Quote from: Swishercrat on June 27, 2015, 12:28:09 PM

Be handsome, charasmatic, confident, and make her laugh. Ez.

Honestly though, whenever I concoct scenarios in my head then shit rarely pans out. I do best with women when I'm not trying to overly impress them or win their hearts. Think it has to do with giving off better vibes like seeming content with yourself and not being wizardly desperate. You want to seem enticing to be around, and you do that by being fun, warm, and empathetic with others (smile and listen). Don't drown yourself in self imposed pressure or expectations, unless you like anxiety and self sabatoging things.

I know tha struggle; it's hard to be laid back when you so badly want some of dat ass

Also, I wouldn't even be worried about this girl until something more serious is established. Go to the party just to meet people and have fun. You can't really plan this shit.

BTW I just farted on my girl so take that as you will

I'm just going to follow Stealth's & Swisher's advice and leave it at that.

Why complicate things?

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #88 on:** June 27, 2015, 05:01:10 PM »

It will draw crowds and leave people saying 'that's what people got so excited about'?

nudemacusers · « **Reply #89 on:** June 27, 2015, 05:01:53 PM »

look at all these bitches riding on devo's zap. i see you motherfuckers

Himu · « **Reply #90 on:** June 27, 2015, 05:03:23 PM »

What's her favorite Final Fantasy? This is the most important part.

Kara · « **Reply #91 on:** June 27, 2015, 05:05:36 PM »

Heero Yui leaving that teddy bear for Relena-chan.

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #92 on:** June 27, 2015, 05:10:16 PM »

Show up at her front door like this:

Atramental · « **Reply #93 on:** June 27, 2015, 05:10:39 PM »

Quote from: Esch on June 27, 2015, 04:46:17 PM

Quote from: Atramental on June 26, 2015, 11:42:21 PM
she won't be the only weeaboo girl at this party

Desperation.

It's so fucking demonic, bruhs.

Beezy · « **Reply #94 on:** June 27, 2015, 05:20:56 PM »

Quote from: toku on June 27, 2015, 04:50:46 PM

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GOAT

Atramental · « **Reply #95 on:** June 27, 2015, 07:20:45 PM »

Sometimes you have to not try so hard. (that's good life advice in general.

)

Also you talking about my "white dick" skeezed me out a bit.

Kara · « **Reply #96 on:** June 27, 2015, 07:36:46 PM »

The posts of mine that I like often don't get likes.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #97 on:** June 27, 2015, 07:41:41 PM »

Me too all my best posts go unnoticed and unloved which is why I've been an advocate for self likes for years now. I really just need a way of saying 'guys, this post is a part of my soul, please give it the attention it deserves'.

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #98 on:** June 27, 2015, 07:41:57 PM »

Weeaboos love asian food. Chinese is too generic though.

Ask her out for dinner to a Japanese or Korean establishment.

chronovore · « **Reply #99 on:** June 27, 2015, 07:42:18 PM »

Quote from: Vularai on June 27, 2015, 07:36:46 PM

The posts of mine that I like often don't get likes.

And we like you, but you don't like yourself, so there's that.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #100 on:** June 27, 2015, 08:03:17 PM »

I'd like to see her. PM me.

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #101 on:** June 27, 2015, 08:04:05 PM »

thisismyusername · « **Reply #102 on:** June 27, 2015, 08:13:50 PM »

Quote from: Mr Gilhaney on June 27, 2015, 04:18:13 PM

Could always try sending a photo of your cock

I see you.

Atramental · « **Reply #103 on:** June 27, 2015, 08:15:07 PM »

Quote from: Dufus on June 27, 2015, 08:01:15 PM

Atra just PM'd me a pic of the wench in question. Olimarion practices up in this bitch.

I'll be praying for your failure from now on.

I try to be nice and this is what I get.

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #104 on:** June 27, 2015, 08:15:57 PM »

Quote from: Atramental on June 27, 2015, 08:15:07 PM

Quote from: Dufus on June 27, 2015, 08:01:15 PM
Atra just PM'd me a pic of the wench in question. Olimarion practices up in this bitch.

I'll be praying for your failure from now on.
I try to be nice and this is what I get. (Image removed from quote.)

Atramental · « **Reply #105 on:** June 27, 2015, 08:18:48 PM »

Well, I'll be under my rock if anyone needs me.

*scuttles*

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #106 on:** June 27, 2015, 08:22:27 PM »

My inbox is still empty Atra. I need you to fill it.

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #107 on:** June 27, 2015, 08:23:19 PM »

Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on June 27, 2015, 08:22:27 PM

My inbox is still empty Atra. I need you to fill it.

How do I win the heart of a ~~weeaboo~~ nerdy girl?

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #108 on:** June 27, 2015, 08:25:11 PM »

How do I win the heart of a ~~weeaboo~~ ~~nerdy~~ any girl?

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #109 on:** June 27, 2015, 08:35:42 PM »

Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on June 27, 2015, 08:25:11 PM

How do I win the heart of a ~~weeaboo~~ ~~nerdy~~ any girl?

Be anybody but you.

thisismyusername · « **Reply #110 on:** June 27, 2015, 08:40:25 PM »

Quote from: Atramental on June 27, 2015, 07:20:45 PM

Also you talking about my "white dick" skeezed me out a bit.

Like you haven't said worse.

Atramental · « **Reply #111 on:** June 27, 2015, 08:41:07 PM »

Quote from: thisismyusername on June 27, 2015, 08:40:25 PM

Quote from: Atramental on June 27, 2015, 07:20:45 PM
Also you talking about my "white dick" skeezed me out a bit.

Like you haven't said worse.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #112 on:** June 27, 2015, 08:47:51 PM »

Having now seen the girl, who is very pretty, I suggest trying to get her very very drunk.

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #113 on:** June 27, 2015, 08:48:46 PM »

Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on June 27, 2015, 08:47:51 PM

Having now seen the girl, who is very pretty, I suggest trying to get her very very drunk.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #114 on:** June 27, 2015, 08:50:23 PM »

Atramental · « **Reply #115 on:** June 27, 2015, 08:50:53 PM »

NOTE TO SELF: DO NOT SEND ARVIE PICS

nudemacusers · « **Reply #116 on:** June 27, 2015, 09:13:58 PM »

Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on June 27, 2015, 08:47:51 PM

Having now seen the girl, who is very pretty, I suggest trying to get her very very drunk.

this is my go to

works everytiem

Atramental · « **Reply #117 on:** June 27, 2015, 09:16:25 PM »

If anyone is getting black out drunk at this party it's me.

Huff · « **Reply #118 on:** June 27, 2015, 09:18:11 PM »

Quote from: Shadow Mod on June 27, 2015, 08:48:46 PM

Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on June 27, 2015, 08:47:51 PM
Having now seen the girl, who is very pretty, I suggest trying to get her very very drunk.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #119 on:** June 27, 2015, 09:24:59 PM »

If it helps I meant that in a positive way, like 'you can get her drunk and be in a ethically questionable situation with her - I believe in you.'

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Author Topic: How do I win the heart of a weeaboo girl? (Read 18161 times)