Author Topic: If The Bore was a university and you were a professor... (Read 4696 times)

Atramental · « **on:** June 27, 2015, 09:44:52 PM »

And the rest of the Boritos were your students what books and assignments would you give?

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #1 on:** June 27, 2015, 09:46:15 PM »

I thought there was a post while toking thread.

Atramental · « **Reply #2 on:** June 27, 2015, 09:47:04 PM »

Nothing but 🍷 in this house.

I'm too sheltered to know how to score weed.

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #3 on:** June 27, 2015, 09:48:41 PM »

Don't you work in design?

Atramental · « **Reply #4 on:** June 27, 2015, 09:49:32 PM »

Quote from: Shadow Mod on June 27, 2015, 09:48:41 PM

Don't you work in design?

Yeah, with a bunch of Jonesers (BJU grads).

nudemacusers · « **Reply #5 on:** June 27, 2015, 09:49:46 PM »

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #6 on:** June 27, 2015, 09:50:14 PM »

Quote from: Atramental on June 27, 2015, 09:49:32 PM

Yeah, with a bunch of Jonesers.

So you just haven't realized they're full of shit. Got it.

Sausage · « **Reply #7 on:** June 27, 2015, 09:55:10 PM »

I'm a liberal professor and my gay students terrify me.

Atramental · « **Reply #8 on:** June 27, 2015, 09:55:17 PM »

Quote from: Shadow Mod on June 27, 2015, 09:50:14 PM

Quote from: Atramental on June 27, 2015, 09:49:32 PM
Yeah, with a bunch of Jonesers.

So you just haven't realized they're full of shit. Got it.

I know they're full of shit in some respects but I have a hard time believing they're full of the "we get blazed on the weekends" shit.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #9 on:** June 27, 2015, 10:02:26 PM »

In its original tongue, of course.

Kara · « **Reply #10 on:** June 27, 2015, 10:04:01 PM »

Lolita

Positive Touch · « **Reply #11 on:** June 27, 2015, 10:31:01 PM »

I'll teach you how to suck cock you dirty son of a bitch

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #12 on:** June 27, 2015, 11:03:29 PM »

Quote from: Vularai on June 27, 2015, 10:04:01 PM

Lolita

Goth loli training class, I hope.

http://www.wikihow.com/Be-a-Gothic-Lolita

Mandark · « **Reply #13 on:** June 27, 2015, 11:21:38 PM »

I'd make a grad student (Andrex) do all the teaching and have him assign the textbook I wrote, to goose the royalties..

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #14 on:** June 27, 2015, 11:34:18 PM »

i'd be the conservative professor no-one liked because of an editorial i wrote three years ago condemning anal sex

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #15 on:** June 27, 2015, 11:35:38 PM »

I'll be teaching a psychology class where we study the posts of recursivelynumberable.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #16 on:** June 28, 2015, 12:35:02 AM »

I'd teach an accounting class where you'll have to account for the evil shit you've said on here (looking at you Drinky). Knuckles will be rapped and knuckle-heads will be raped. Vul will also give a guess lecture on accounting, to make sure you all will prefer my accounting class to a real one.

Samson Manhug · « **Reply #17 on:** June 28, 2015, 12:42:33 AM »

Creepy Stalker studies 101. The assigned reading will be a smattering of his posts from across the internet and grades will be from the generic 5 page essays, but I grade hard.

Kara · « **Reply #18 on:** June 28, 2015, 12:42:56 AM »

Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on June 28, 2015, 12:35:02 AM

I'd teach an accounting class where you'll have to account for the evil shit you've said on here (looking at you Drinky). Knuckles will be rapped and knuckle-heads will be raped. Vul will also give a guess lecture on accounting, to make sure you all will prefer my accounting class to a real one.

Mandark · « **Reply #19 on:** June 28, 2015, 01:35:00 AM »

Upon further consideration, I'd be the professor who tells his students that evolution proves that there isn't a God and that gay people are superior. Only one of my students would be a marine who'd say something pithy and slug me in the jaw.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #20 on:** June 28, 2015, 01:39:25 AM »

So you'd be a humanities professor.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #21 on:** June 28, 2015, 02:28:44 AM »

Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on June 28, 2015, 12:35:02 AM

Vul will also give a guess lecture on accounting, to make sure you all will prefer my accounting class to a real one.

Purrp Skirrp · « **Reply #22 on:** June 28, 2015, 03:03:23 AM »

propagate black culture as a white authority figure

Kara · « **Reply #23 on:** June 28, 2015, 03:11:03 AM »

Quote from: Great Rumbler on June 28, 2015, 02:28:44 AM

Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on June 28, 2015, 12:35:02 AM
Vul will also give a guess lecture on accounting, to make sure you all will prefer my accounting class to a real one.

Don't worry, I'll spice up my guest lecture with my favorite poem.

Quote

Then there’s amortization,
the deadliest of all;
amortization
of the heart and soul.

Tasty · « **Reply #24 on:** June 28, 2015, 03:43:17 AM »

Basically required reading in order to survive in the real world post-college.

OnlyRegret · « **Reply #25 on:** June 28, 2015, 03:59:21 AM »

Quote from: ToxicAdam on June 27, 2015, 11:35:38 PM

I'll be teaching a psychology class where we study the posts of recursivelynumberable.

you might think that; I couldn't possibly comment comprehensibly

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Quote from: Atramental on June 27, 2015, 09:47:04 PM

Nothing but 🍷 in this house.

I'm too sheltered to know how to score weed.

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Read and provide me with a 1500 word summary on the politics of Terry Goodkind and why Terry was right

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Quote from: Potato on November 16, 2019, 02:35:03 PM
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