Author Topic: the bore ships: poster yaoi scenarios <3  (Read 1068 times)

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

Van Cruncheon

  • live mas or die trying
  • Banned
the bore ships: poster yaoi scenarios <3
« on: June 28, 2015, 05:15:37 PM »
branching this off from the poll thread wherein the tattered remains of my patriarchal dignity lie bloody and scattered:

if you were to write an erotic ship scenario featuring two bore posters, who would it be? i'd hafta go with karakand x arvie in the ultimate mpreg scenario, with our beloved superbeta mpregging our ur-omega bookended by lengthy dialogues about the grotesquerie that is the human condition and the essentiality of desecration and mortification as proper punctuation in the endless sentence of ennui that is life. in this, vularai would become ALL our uncles in simultaneity, and arvie would be the flesh dumpster for our self-hatred, to whom is born a new transmigrated, entirely numinous self which may or may not be recursivelyenumerable.

and you, dear reader, are sushi girl, the observer, who, in the act of innocent witness, becomes changed herself.

also interracial, since we are ALL our own races, lost forever in our own lonely otherness to each other, something something french existential, bbc, pd-as-trickster-spirit, nintendo sucks.

 :lawd

duc

Phoenix Dark

  • I got no game it's just some bitches understand my story
  • Senior Member
Re: the bore ships: poster yaoi scenarios <3
« Reply #1 on: June 28, 2015, 05:27:06 PM »
Arvie and White Man.
:lawd

Arvie the shy oddity, blissfully unaware of the homoeroticism flowing from the locks of his beautiful mane to his socks n sandals clad toes. White Man the lovable misfit, battling the #dualities of trying to come up with the most ingenious way to kill Arvie while also hiding his romantic feelings for him. Arvie the brilliant student, White Man the strict English teacher...most of their screen time would occur at the local college, until lunch time...

...where we meet: Sushi Girl. A young girl working at a sushi bar to pay her private high school tuition. Unaware that her father is actually Arvie's uncle, she spends the series helplessly trying to make Arvie notice her.
:uguu

010

Van Cruncheon

  • live mas or die trying
  • Banned
Re: the bore ships: poster yaoi scenarios <3
« Reply #2 on: June 28, 2015, 05:32:29 PM »
:mouf
duc

Kara

  • It was all going to be very admirable and noble and it would show us - philosophically - what it means to be human.
  • Senior Member
Re: the bore ships: poster yaoi scenarios <3
« Reply #3 on: June 28, 2015, 05:39:30 PM »
I've given up on forming meaningful personal relationships so any yaoi about me has to make overcoming this condition a key plotpoint. Just because I have huge round eyes and spikey blue hair doesn't mean suspension of disbelief is cast to the wind--quite the contrary, it becomes the maize in our literary maze of culinary metaphors under these immaterial conditions.

Van Cruncheon

  • live mas or die trying
  • Banned
Re: the bore ships: poster yaoi scenarios <3
« Reply #4 on: June 28, 2015, 05:41:42 PM »
even YOU can be platonically tempted by gnostic heresies heaped upon arvie's second butthole, my demonic friend :cody

desecrate the flesh and birth light; sparkly, hypersaturated prisms (set to bush's "machinehead") to wibble our weeaboo eyes :uguu

(i kinda need a hellraiser emoji all up in this)
« Last Edit: June 28, 2015, 05:46:42 PM by Van Cruncheon »
duc

Phoenix Dark

  • I got no game it's just some bitches understand my story
  • Senior Member
Re: the bore ships: poster yaoi scenarios <3
« Reply #5 on: June 28, 2015, 05:52:51 PM »
Vularai can be the sushi bar's bookkeeper. Bespectacled and always hidden deep in a corner and forgotten by his employers (who don't take internal controls seriously :bolo), he lusts for Sushi Girl while trying to find a way to turn her away from Arvie.

Will he discover who Sushi Girl's real father is?
:uguu
010

Van Cruncheon

  • live mas or die trying
  • Banned
Re: the bore ships: poster yaoi scenarios <3
« Reply #6 on: June 28, 2015, 05:56:11 PM »
sushi girl must embody all of the bore's fundamental collective tsundere qualities. "i-i d-didn't post in the gaf thread because i l-like this forum, sempais!"

:uguu

"self-insertion" <titters; takes long dank drag>
duc

chronovore

  • relapsed dev
  • Senior Member
Re: the bore ships: poster yaoi scenarios <3
« Reply #7 on: June 28, 2015, 07:40:00 PM »

Kara

  • It was all going to be very admirable and noble and it would show us - philosophically - what it means to be human.
  • Senior Member
Re: the bore ships: poster yaoi scenarios <3
« Reply #8 on: June 28, 2015, 08:11:02 PM »
Vularai can be the sushi bar's bookkeeper. Bespectacled and always hidden deep in a corner and forgotten by his employers (who don't take internal controls seriously :bolo), he lusts for Sushi Girl while trying to find a way to turn her away from Arvie.

Will he discover who Sushi Girl's real father is?
:uguu

I try not to wear my glasses to work, it draws too much unwanted attention to my person.

You people have no respect for the craftsmanship that goes into yaoi shipping. I'm going to have to write my own at this rate. :iface