Author Topic: metaphysical genitals (Read 1333 times)

recursivelyenumerable · « **on:** June 29, 2015, 03:18:02 AM »

I'm feeling pretty

right now. in a platonically sexual way.

Purrp Skirrp · « **Reply #1 on:** June 29, 2015, 04:46:16 AM »

When I was 5, I thought everyone had a penis like me.

Not only was I right, but I might also have a phantom vag

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #2 on:** June 29, 2015, 07:49:34 AM »

i kant even with this

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #3 on:** June 29, 2015, 10:25:32 AM »

My metaphysical cock is sublime.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #4 on:** June 29, 2015, 10:27:59 AM »

It is synthetic apriori known.

Nibel · « **Reply #5 on:** June 29, 2015, 11:23:48 AM »

Fucking Evangelion ruined everything

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #6 on:** June 29, 2015, 12:32:08 PM »

Does my taint have intrinsic value or extrinisic value?

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #7 on:** June 29, 2015, 12:35:17 PM »

No value

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #8 on:** June 29, 2015, 01:04:11 PM »

I disagree. In real estate, living in a very important neighborhood can raise your value.

Kara · « **Reply #9 on:** June 29, 2015, 01:10:29 PM »

Does my taint have intrinsic value or extrinisic value?

Its value is sextrinsic.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #10 on:** June 29, 2015, 01:27:55 PM »

Is the OP becoming an aughts era backpack rapper?

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #11 on:** June 29, 2015, 01:51:12 PM »

As recursivelyenumerable awoke one morning from uneasy dreams he found himself transformed in his bed into a monstrous aughts era backpack rapper?

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #12 on:** June 29, 2015, 02:03:44 PM »

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #13 on:** June 29, 2015, 02:25:23 PM »

Thanks for the recommendation, will check it out.

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