Author Topic: bougie rednecks are the worst (Read 6230 times)

Eschaton · « **on:** July 01, 2015, 02:42:43 PM »

The fake CMT accents, blah blah blah shooting at my ranch, why are you wearing cowboy boots with spurs on them? We're indoors. In suburban Missouri.

Dirt people rednecks

Vince McMahon swaggerjackers

Tasty · « **Reply #1 on:** July 01, 2015, 02:49:04 PM »

LEAVE DRINKY ALONE

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #2 on:** July 01, 2015, 02:49:29 PM »

Dudes that own F-350's.

Himu · « **Reply #3 on:** July 01, 2015, 02:50:19 PM »

cowboy boots in mo? we wear them year round here in texas. cowboy boots in MO....just can't comprehend it.

Himu · « **Reply #4 on:** July 01, 2015, 03:07:20 PM »

Quote from: Esch on July 01, 2015, 02:54:13 PM

Quote from: ToxicAdam on July 01, 2015, 02:49:29 PM
Dudes that own F-350's.

Truck over compensation is the worst kind. At least you can understand sports cars and guns, cause both of those are cool.

Driving a truck on a city highway

How they do it?!

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #5 on:** July 01, 2015, 03:07:34 PM »

Truck nuts on an F350

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #6 on:** July 01, 2015, 03:08:18 PM »

You see this shit all over the place in suburban Atlanta, btw. It's the fucking WORST.

Himu · « **Reply #7 on:** July 01, 2015, 03:13:17 PM »

But ATL also has a huge black population and is pretty much where all the folk are going. The dualities.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #8 on:** July 01, 2015, 03:14:49 PM »

Quote from: Queen of Ice on July 01, 2015, 03:13:17 PM

But ATL also has a huge black population and is pretty much where all the folk are going. The dualities.

ATLANTA proper doesn't fucc with no redneck BS. It's all black people or hipsters. That shit is out in the burbs- those people TELL you they're from Atlanta but they really live in places called Lilburn, Alpharetta, etc. We don't want them and we don't claim them.

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #9 on:** July 01, 2015, 03:17:08 PM »

Tons of conservatives who couldn't deal with the bay area moved up to Redding. So you have all these fake cowboys and farmer types. The kind that ignore the fact that tons of farmers were total "commies" and love them some New Deal.

Himu · « **Reply #10 on:** July 01, 2015, 03:18:40 PM »

I truly feel like a large part of this is some attempt to grasp at an identity. Any kind. So they bulk around some culture they were never raised in.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #11 on:** July 01, 2015, 03:24:43 PM »

I couldn't find a good one, but just imagine that I posted a picture of George W. Bush clearing brush.

Himu · « **Reply #12 on:** July 01, 2015, 03:44:08 PM »

Reminds me of that Ted Cruz quote where he says he got into country music because he liked how they responded to 9/11

pretty sure patriotism plays a large part in tying redneck culture. it's likely even the main draw and recruitment technique.

Mr. Nobody · « **Reply #13 on:** July 01, 2015, 03:46:09 PM »

Quote from: Esch on July 01, 2015, 02:42:43 PM

why are you wearing cowboy boots with spurs on them? We're indoors. In suburban Missouri.

"Saddle up and put spurs on my urr forces"

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #14 on:** July 01, 2015, 03:58:01 PM »

why u gotsta hate us cornpone sumbitch boys?

Steve Contra · « **Reply #15 on:** July 01, 2015, 04:03:26 PM »

I know a rich Indian dude who lived in Atlanta long enough for this shit to start rubbing off on him. Big trucks and casual racism towards blacks

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #16 on:** July 01, 2015, 04:05:05 PM »

Quote from: Tasty Meat on July 01, 2015, 02:49:04 PM

LEAVE DRINKY ALONE

He's already taken more than enough L's this week, guys! Come on!

brawndolicious · « **Reply #17 on:** July 01, 2015, 05:22:35 PM »

Quote from: Queen of Ice on July 01, 2015, 03:18:40 PM

I truly feel like a large part of this is some attempt to grasp at an identity. Any kind. So they bulk around some culture they were never raised in.

I think that's it, I saw them a lot in Santa Cruz which is super white. It probably when they get old enough to realize the tattoos they got in college are actually dumb and their yuppie lifestyle has too much ennui to bear. So they get a truck, a white girl 20 years younger, and they start to pee on the sidewalk trees every Friday night.

Kara · « **Reply #18 on:** July 01, 2015, 05:42:45 PM »

Bourgie.

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #19 on:** July 01, 2015, 06:01:19 PM »

Nah, hipsters are worse. They will always be worse.

dkdk · « **Reply #20 on:** July 01, 2015, 08:48:45 PM »

Quote from: Esch on July 01, 2015, 03:18:12 PM

TBH out of all the cities and states I've been to the worst hive of redneck bougery is by far suburban Nashville. Brentwood, Antioch, Inglewood etc. Shameful

funny you mention that because i was just out there this weekend.

the levels of cac-ness were too damn high.

tiesto · « **Reply #21 on:** July 01, 2015, 10:42:17 PM »

Quote from: The Walrus on July 01, 2015, 06:05:28 PM

Boogie is the worst.

Yeah, when I saw the title first thing that came to my mind was Boogie... was thinking this was a term for Canadian rednecks or something (is there such a thing or is that just Newfies?)

HyperZoneWasAwesome · « **Reply #22 on:** July 02, 2015, 02:00:54 AM »

yeah, they really, really are.

back in Alaska I saw lots of dudes who's formal wear was a shitty cowboy hat with boots, some of them even had spurs. I seen dudes at weddings in that crap. And don't get me started on the pervasive country culture up there. The Palin clan is actually relatively (unfortunately) representative of many Alaskans, constantly drunk, combative, and prone to poor decision making.

Huff · « **Reply #23 on:** July 02, 2015, 07:14:02 AM »

I thank Ke$ha for my understanding of this topic

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #24 on:** July 02, 2015, 07:18:45 AM »

Quote from: Esch on July 01, 2015, 02:42:43 PM

The fake CMT accents, blah blah blah shooting at my ranch, why are you wearing cowboy boots with spurs on them? We're indoors. In suburban Missouri.

Dirt people rednecks

Vince McMahon swaggerjackers

Oh my fucking god yes. I mistakenly went to a bar called "The Thirsty Cowboy" with a girl once. Bunch of fake ass motherfuckers wearing flannels and cowboy hats but leaving in a Toyota Corolla.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #25 on:** July 23, 2015, 03:30:29 PM »

http://www.dispatch.com/content/stories/local/2015/07/23/recruiting-center-shot-fired.html

studyguy · « **Reply #26 on:** July 23, 2015, 03:32:56 PM »

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“I’m nobody special,” Reed said. “I’m just a guy doing my job because my own government wouldn’t do it.”

Reed said he is not a military veteran. He described himself as an active gun enthusiast who makes a living working side jobs.

Just say you're unemployed breh

Purrp Skirrp · « **Reply #27 on:** July 23, 2015, 03:45:25 PM »

Quote from: Am_I_Anonymous on July 02, 2015, 07:18:45 AM

Quote from: Esch on July 01, 2015, 02:42:43 PM
The fake CMT accents, blah blah blah shooting at my ranch, why are you wearing cowboy boots with spurs on them? We're indoors. In suburban Missouri.

Dirt people rednecks

Vince McMahon swaggerjackers

Oh my fucking god yes. I mistakenly went to a bar called "The Thirsty Cowboy" with a girl once. Bunch of fake ass motherfuckers wearing flannels and cowboy hats but leaving in a Toyota Corolla.

Fuck.

My first car was a Corolla and you get no respect with that, other than daps for sensible fuel economy

Hand-me-downs bruh. When your privilege actually sets you back a notch

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Author Topic: bougie rednecks are the worst (Read 6230 times)

Eschaton