Author Topic: Be CACS brehs (Read 3005 times)

Am_I_Anonymous · « **on:** July 04, 2015, 06:20:53 PM »

http://m.imgur.com/mpHbrbW.

Happy 4th bore. Love you bitches

Himu · « **Reply #1 on:** July 04, 2015, 06:24:35 PM »

So you're a cac if you like to lay in the grass now? Thank you for warning me. *lays in the grass* *grinds the grass with feet*

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #2 on:** July 04, 2015, 06:26:54 PM »

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #3 on:** July 06, 2015, 04:39:45 PM »

how can i NOT be a cac? i've petitioned the homeowner's association more'n a few times to be "black" so i can credibly avoid accusations of gentrification and stop having to participate in discussions about school board policy or which european sport suv is the best to park over the curb, and still. and still.

based rachel dolezal, save this cac

studyguy · « **Reply #4 on:** July 06, 2015, 04:58:59 PM »

scust, that patchy unkempt grass

Purrp Skirrp · « **Reply #5 on:** July 06, 2015, 05:59:19 PM »

Had my GF help me with yard work yesterday and wound up laying in the grass photoshooting with my cat.

That cac enough?

Bonus cac points: The yard work was raking grass clippings.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #6 on:** July 06, 2015, 06:46:29 PM »

"cac" would be hiring 7 of mupepe's relatives to rake it, brah, and putting the cost on your home depot mastercard.

alt. letting it turn brown, propping your old ranger xlt up on cinderblocks on it, and then killing any remaining greensward by vomiting sutter home all over it

Purrp Skirrp · « **Reply #7 on:** July 06, 2015, 09:40:07 PM »

Been using cac as a nomenclature for caucasians

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nonchalantly lumping myself in with the creepy ass crackers/cracker ass crackers

$:-\$

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Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #8 on:** July 06, 2015, 09:40:46 PM »

same diff, breh

Purrp Skirrp · « **Reply #9 on:** July 06, 2015, 09:50:03 PM »

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #10 on:** July 07, 2015, 09:20:54 AM »

Yeah. Went with a girl to said CAC party. All the types were there;

The Van Cruncheon type: Hurr durr I drive a motorbike and talk down to everyone.

The Walrus type: Sitting in the corner mad about nothing

The yuppies who can't handle their liquor (see pic)

The girls of said yuppies trying to get the pipe

etc.

Fascinating stuff to see first hand. It's awesome how they all secretly despise each other. White people are awesome.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #11 on:** July 07, 2015, 09:33:22 AM »

Quote from: Am_I_Anonymous on July 07, 2015, 09:20:54 AM

White people are awesome.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #12 on:** July 07, 2015, 11:47:31 AM »

Quote from: Am_I_Anonymous on July 04, 2015, 06:20:53 PM

http://m.imgur.com/mpHbrbW.

Happy 4th bore. Love you bitches

Trading up for a white family

Your blood pressure must be perfect right now

thisismyusername · « **Reply #13 on:** July 07, 2015, 11:51:34 AM »

I'm still lost on how A_I_A and his wife split.

Purrp Skirrp · « **Reply #14 on:** July 07, 2015, 12:09:58 PM »

invoking the wrath of a disenfranchised black man in 2015's amurrica

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #15 on:** July 07, 2015, 01:04:33 PM »

Just spent lunch at the strip club with the VP of a fortune 500.

#mylifeain'tlikeyours

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #16 on:** July 07, 2015, 02:17:22 PM »

Quote from: Am_I_Anonymous on July 07, 2015, 01:04:33 PM

Just spent lunch at the strip club with the VP of a fortune 500.

#mylifeain'tlikeyours

Did he try anything while stuffing dollar bills in your panties?

king of the internet · « **Reply #17 on:** July 07, 2015, 02:18:36 PM »

Quote from: thisismyusername on July 07, 2015, 11:51:34 AM

I'm still lost on how A_I_A and his wife split.

Just read his posts.

StealthFan · « **Reply #18 on:** July 07, 2015, 02:20:21 PM »

I was rooting for AiA and his wife. We need more strong black families. It's honestly a shame. None of my business tho.

team filler · « **Reply #19 on:** July 07, 2015, 03:29:10 PM »

Quote from: StealthFan on July 07, 2015, 02:20:21 PM

I was rooting for AiA and his wife. We need more strong black families. It's honestly a shame. None of my business tho.

thanks, cosby!

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #20 on:** July 07, 2015, 07:14:02 PM »

i spend almost every (working) lunch with multiple vp's of a fortune 500

#mydeathwillbeworsethanyours

did get bbq* for a non-working lunch with a couple of 'em**, though.

* washington state's interpretation of bbq

** they like to talk about their idiot pets a LOT

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #21 on:** July 07, 2015, 08:31:20 PM »

take a regional bbq style (texas, virginia, carolinas et al) and do it really mediocrely -- or just kinda mash it all up

add in shit-tier corn bread

voila!

Trent Dole · « **Reply #22 on:** July 07, 2015, 09:45:09 PM »

I ended up getting dragged to some BBQ place a few times when I was in Wa for a week, think it was Fat Pete's from doing some quick Google-fu. Was alright and had crazy huge portions.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #23 on:** July 07, 2015, 09:52:39 PM »

>Being in Texas
>Eating ribs

Trent Dole · « **Reply #24 on:** July 07, 2015, 09:53:26 PM »

>being in texas

>texmex tho

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #25 on:** July 07, 2015, 10:35:49 PM »

THE CACRISIS CONTINUES

http://www.wjla.com/articles/2015/07/w-va-man-charged-with-holding-two-deer-captive-in-home-for-at-least-a-year-115371.html

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #26 on:** July 08, 2015, 12:41:04 AM »

Himu · « **Reply #27 on:** July 08, 2015, 12:45:01 AM »

Did AiA leave his wife or something?

Purrp Skirrp · « **Reply #28 on:** July 08, 2015, 05:41:45 AM »

Quote from: king of the internet on July 07, 2015, 02:18:36 PM

Quote from: thisismyusername on July 07, 2015, 11:51:34 AM
I'm still lost on how A_I_A and his wife split.

Just read his posts.

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #29 on:** July 08, 2015, 08:30:10 AM »

There are some things you fellas probably shouldn't discuss. Just saying.

headwalk · « **Reply #30 on:** July 08, 2015, 10:26:01 AM »

live by the bore, die by the bore mate. when cruncheon is a quadrospaz after totalling his crotch rocket and his daughter lashes out by taking all his misanthropic leanings to school in 9mm casings, he'll have to finish the story, even if he is typing it with a rod attached to his forehead.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #31 on:** July 08, 2015, 04:02:03 PM »

who sez i ain't already there, relatively speaking?

Himu · « **Reply #32 on:** July 08, 2015, 04:37:10 PM »

Quote from: Am_I_Anonymous on July 08, 2015, 08:30:10 AM

There are some things you fellas probably shouldn't discuss. Just saying.

but you keep talking about going out with girls and stuff

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #33 on:** July 08, 2015, 04:49:29 PM »

i think our conservative breh would rather we validate him with seeming envy than wound him with peasant needling.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #34 on:** July 08, 2015, 04:54:59 PM »

Needling is all we peasants have against our betters, though

Kara · « **Reply #35 on:** July 08, 2015, 05:15:26 PM »

Quote from: Queen of Ice on July 08, 2015, 04:37:10 PM

Quote from: Am_I_Anonymous on July 08, 2015, 08:30:10 AM
There are some things you fellas probably shouldn't discuss. Just saying.

but you keep talking about going out with girls and stuff

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Author Topic: Be CACS brehs (Read 3005 times)