So I wear a Nintendo keychain around my neck...

[The Fake Shemp]

... I got it from E3, and when I go out with shorts that don't have pockets, I use the neck chain.  It has the Wii on it.  At any rate, almost ANY time I do, people are like, "HEY WHERE'D YOU GET THAT KEYCHAIN?  E3!?!  OMG IS THE Wii GOING TO BE SWEET OR WHAT?"

I think this is the reason why Nintendo's fans are ridiculed.

[Bacon]

That's called a lanyard, dude.

[demi]

stupid jew, that's a lanyard...

neck chain 

[The Fake Shemp]

I CALL IT A NECKCHAIN - LANYARD WTF IS THAT

[demi]

Neck Chains are called Necklaces!

[Cheebs]

You walk around wearing a lanyard? 

[MiG]

I wish the PS3 one didn't look like total crap.


Then again, if they didn't look like shit, they wouldn't have been trying to hand them out like crazy.




Plus, the Nintendo lanyard feels too short, I used it as a holding-thing-that-unlocks-doors chain for a while, but then people tried to swipe it from me at work.

[The Fake Shemp]

You walk around wearing a lanyard? 

Where am I going to put my keys when I'm wearing pocket-less shorts for my midnight stroll to 7-Eleven!  Huh?  Answer me that!

[CrystalGemini]

You walk around wearing a lanyard? 

Where am I going to put my keys when I'm wearing pocket-less shorts for my midnight stroll to 7-Eleven!  Huh?  Answer me that!

Is it just me or did you just request a man-purse for Christmas?! 

[cloudwalking]

You walk around wearing a lanyard? 

Where am I going to put my keys when I'm wearing pocket-less shorts for my midnight stroll to 7-Eleven!  Huh?  Answer me that!

Is it just me or did you just request a man-purse for Christmas?! 

I'll hook him up with a stylish Coach man-bag