Author Topic: Greenlight Gems™ (Read 10339 times)

D3RANG3D · « **on:** July 25, 2015, 04:50:05 PM »

Realm Of The Flesh

http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=478637355

Rufus · « **Reply #1 on:** July 25, 2015, 05:19:03 PM »

On the one hand, accessible creation tools. On the other hand, this.

chronovore · « **Reply #2 on:** July 25, 2015, 08:26:17 PM »

"This camel toe looks familiar..."

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THIS GAME WAS DESIGNED FOR IMMATURE AUDIENCES.

ftfy

Himu · « **Reply #3 on:** July 25, 2015, 08:28:19 PM »

post the funniest steam review plz.

milchs evil twin · « **Reply #4 on:** July 25, 2015, 08:46:17 PM »

Those camera angles

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Revolutionary level of detail
With one of the most highly detailed and richly interactive game worlds ever created, REALM OF THE FLESH offers unparalleled immersion and countless scenes to explore in every environment. No detail has gone unnoticed, from the mundane to the extraordinary, every element has been meticulously crafted to create the most memorable experience possible for the player. Every area, item, and NPC you'll encounter has a twisted story just waiting to be discovered.

Trailer showcases this perfectly.

chronovore · « **Reply #5 on:** July 25, 2015, 09:33:37 PM »

Yeah, systematically speaking, I'm wondering if they intelligently worked out a method to have a camera object which behaves identically, or if they handled it separately (even just copypasta) in each and every case.

bork · « **Reply #6 on:** July 25, 2015, 11:55:15 PM »

Somebody missed the opportunity to call this game "Jill Sandwich."

benjipwns · « **Reply #7 on:** July 26, 2015, 03:19:06 AM »

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SATANIC SYMBOLISM

benjipwns · « **Reply #8 on:** July 26, 2015, 03:21:36 AM »

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nomad2001 10 hours ago
IDK how somthing this objectifying made it on steam, Children mind you are on steam. And i cant stand for a bunch of horny fucking individuals upvoting this trash. *I am a man too*

Go look at porn, Keep it off steam

BobFromPikeCreek · « **Reply #9 on:** July 26, 2015, 03:24:47 AM »

This is so corny. I NEED to play it.

doctavius bonbon · « **Reply #10 on:** July 26, 2015, 03:34:01 AM »

is that zombie fucking a corpse doggystyle in the elevator

D3RANG3D · « **Reply #11 on:** July 26, 2015, 08:20:01 AM »

Quote from: benjipwns on July 26, 2015, 03:21:36 AM

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nomad2001 10 hours ago
IDK how somthing this objectifying made it on steam, Children mind you are on steam. And i cant stand for a bunch of horny fucking individuals upvoting this trash. *I am a man too*

Go look at porn, Keep it off steam

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Gixxer Jax 3 hours ago

Fuck off with the porn related bullshit games on steam...you guys keep releasing shit things on here because you keep voting for stupid shit like this. There is enough porn supply on the internet, you dont need to bring it to steam as well...

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Tigercml 2 hours ago

To the Devs, I wish you the best of luck. Unfortunatlly in 2015's oversensitive, easily offended prude society I just don't see this game making it on Steam. Please don't give up on the game though. Please find a way to deliver this game through other means. I wish you all the best of luck and hope to be able to play Realm Of The Flesh one day in the future.

fizzel · « **Reply #12 on:** July 26, 2015, 12:35:31 PM »

Did tessmage make this?

Dickie Dee · « **Reply #13 on:** July 26, 2015, 01:24:41 PM »

They missed a golden opportunity to have the tits on that painting follow the player when they're facing away from it.

Tasty · « **Reply #14 on:** July 26, 2015, 01:29:15 PM »

These sluts ain't have nothing on Chris.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #15 on:** July 27, 2015, 09:30:04 AM »

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #16 on:** July 27, 2015, 10:54:37 AM »

D3RANG3D · « **Reply #17 on:** July 28, 2015, 07:33:08 PM »

http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=488865513

Slave Master: The Game

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Of course a Nintoddler made this.

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Joe Molotov · « **Reply #18 on:** July 28, 2015, 11:40:30 PM »

Quote from: D3RANG3D on July 28, 2015, 07:33:08 PM

http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=488865513

Slave Master: The Game

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Of course a Nintoddler made this.
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That "trailer".

BobFromPikeCreek · « **Reply #19 on:** July 29, 2015, 12:33:23 AM »

Oh my god. I really need to start plumbing the depths of Greenlight.

BobFromPikeCreek · « **Reply #20 on:** July 29, 2015, 12:37:46 AM »

Dude sounds like Steve Brule

"Don't blame me if your kid sees it because that's all about parentiiiing.

D3RANG3D · « **Reply #21 on:** July 29, 2015, 12:33:09 PM »

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #22 on:** July 29, 2015, 12:34:38 PM »

*clicking furiously*

Himu · « **Reply #23 on:** July 29, 2015, 12:37:50 PM »

"click"

D3RANG3D · « **Reply #24 on:** July 29, 2015, 02:45:36 PM »

http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=371487650

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These aren't the balls to the face, The Bore™ likes!

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benjipwns · « **Reply #25 on:** July 29, 2015, 10:51:03 PM »

There's a whole bunch of games on Greenlight where the guy has like a character model and some buildings up and running in Unity, then the description is like this epic RPG that's going to be Skyrim + Crysis + The Last of Us + Final Fantasy VII + The Witcher.

There's one I can't find now where the guy posts "updates" everyday and they're stuff like "prevented shop from falling through the ground" and so on. And the character models he all made himself so they're just hideous.

I click "Yes" on a lot of these.

chronovore · « **Reply #26 on:** July 30, 2015, 02:13:23 AM »

I am so happy to see how many amazing tools have fallen into the hands of these amazing tools.

D3RANG3D · « **Reply #27 on:** July 30, 2015, 08:58:12 AM »

http://www.thebore.com/forum/index.php?topic=43568.0

D3RANG3D · « **Reply #28 on:** August 09, 2015, 03:50:08 PM »

http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=496820179

Kara · « **Reply #29 on:** August 09, 2015, 04:15:46 PM »

Quote from: D3RANG3D on August 09, 2015, 03:50:08 PM

http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=496820179

Mein kraft.

D3RANG3D · « **Reply #30 on:** August 13, 2015, 01:01:26 AM »

http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=498785775&searchtext=dumb

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You caught my attention at running with toast.

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You had me with raptor mom

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Great Rumbler · « **Reply #31 on:** August 13, 2015, 08:47:43 AM »

Yeah, I don't know at all what's going on there, but I know that I like it.

D3RANG3D · « **Reply #32 on:** August 13, 2015, 08:18:14 PM »

http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=499384763

80's Slasher Simulator

chronovore · « **Reply #33 on:** August 13, 2015, 10:08:50 PM »

Quote from: D3RANG3D on August 13, 2015, 08:18:14 PM

http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=499384763

80's Slasher Simulator

Wow, sure is dark.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #34 on:** August 13, 2015, 10:09:35 PM »

Quote from: chronovore on August 13, 2015, 10:08:50 PM

Quote from: D3RANG3D on August 13, 2015, 08:18:14 PM
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=499384763

80's Slasher Simulator

Wow, sure is Unity.

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D3RANG3D · « **Reply #35 on:** August 13, 2015, 10:44:41 PM »

Trent Dole · « **Reply #36 on:** August 14, 2015, 01:01:27 AM »

That title... is this a rejected WiiU game?

D3RANG3D · « **Reply #37 on:** August 18, 2015, 11:26:10 AM »

http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=501655435

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Dragon 6 hours ago
Please watch / read the following paper on bipedal locomotion before doing anything else with this: https://vimeo.com/79098420

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MundM 6 hours ago
If there was gameplay involved, this could become a game. This is not a game, it is also no simulator. You really wasted your time and 100$ to make a bad, ugly joke. Good job. Here is my usual comment I do about first world luxury:

There exist countries in the world where you could have bought food for a month for a whole family with 100$, instead you decide to make a bad joke. The humanity is strong with you.

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NihlusGreen 3 hours ago
@MundM you could stop buying games and start buying groceries for a village

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #38 on:** August 18, 2015, 01:07:09 PM »

Caught Feelings Simulator

chronovore · « **Reply #39 on:** August 18, 2015, 06:18:56 PM »

Quote from: Joe Molotov on August 18, 2015, 01:07:09 PM

Caught Feelings Simulator

I'd Greenlight that.

thisismyusername · « **Reply #40 on:** August 18, 2015, 07:40:05 PM »

Quote from: D3RANG3D on August 13, 2015, 10:44:41 PM

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Bork plz.

benjipwns · « **Reply #41 on:** August 22, 2015, 08:43:29 AM »

http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=415137777

chronovore · « **Reply #42 on:** August 22, 2015, 11:25:29 PM »

Quote from: benjipwns on August 22, 2015, 08:43:29 AM

http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=415137777

Looks better than the Tony Hawk HD remake.

D3RANG3D · « **Reply #43 on:** August 31, 2015, 09:29:02 PM »

http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=510025840

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How many Sakura gaems do they have?

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Great Rumbler · « **Reply #44 on:** August 31, 2015, 10:08:29 PM »

Not enough.

D3RANG3D · « **Reply #45 on:** September 05, 2015, 03:51:00 PM »

http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=506944265

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Trent Dole · « **Reply #46 on:** September 05, 2015, 04:25:31 PM »

When is Sakura Popper?

D3RANG3D · « **Reply #47 on:** September 05, 2015, 08:00:20 PM »

http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=511284919

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #48 on:** September 06, 2015, 03:17:35 AM »

http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=510315215

Are you ready for Russian animu, comrade?

D3RANG3D · « **Reply #49 on:** September 06, 2015, 08:53:04 AM »

Quote from: Joe Molotov on September 06, 2015, 03:17:35 AM

http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=510315215

Are you ready for Russian animu, comrade?

http://store.steampowered.com/app/331470/

It's been done comrade

seagrams hotsauce · « **Reply #50 on:** September 13, 2015, 11:46:17 PM »

http://store.steampowered.com/curator/6862926-Waifu-Hunter/

The Sceneman · « **Reply #51 on:** September 13, 2015, 11:56:02 PM »

"A spinoff of that robot game, but they removed the robots to make room for more anime girls. While I am pro-robot, this was the right prioritization."

qq more · « **Reply #52 on:** September 14, 2015, 04:53:38 AM »

Quote from: seagrams hotsauce on September 13, 2015, 11:46:17 PM

http://store.steampowered.com/curator/6862926-Waifu-Hunter/

is all I can think of. Nothing surprises me anymore.

Quote from: D3RANG3D on September 06, 2015, 08:53:04 AM

Quote from: Joe Molotov on September 06, 2015, 03:17:35 AM
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=510315215

Are you ready for Russian animu, comrade?

http://store.steampowered.com/app/331470/

It's been done comrade

Just takes me to the Steam homepage. Did it get deleted?

HyperZoneWasAwesome · « **Reply #53 on:** September 14, 2015, 04:58:37 AM »

Quote from: D3RANG3D on September 06, 2015, 08:53:04 AM

Quote from: Joe Molotov on September 06, 2015, 03:17:35 AM
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=510315215

Are you ready for Russian animu, comrade?

http://store.steampowered.com/app/331470/

It's been done comrade

yes, yes it has.

D3RANG3D · « **Reply #54 on:** September 14, 2015, 10:08:24 AM »

Well it was that Free Russian Animu VN that actually had porn in it until it got patched out if I remember correctly.

Everlasting Summer / Бесконечное Лето

Trent Dole · « **Reply #55 on:** September 14, 2015, 05:33:38 PM »

Haha they deleted it cause you could patch the fitlh back in

D3RANG3D · « **Reply #56 on:** September 14, 2015, 05:36:13 PM »

Quote from: Trent Dole on September 14, 2015, 05:33:38 PM

Haha they deleted it cause you could patch the fitlh back in

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Shh no one tell Valve about Sakura Swim Club then.

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Great Rumbler · « **Reply #57 on:** September 14, 2015, 05:39:00 PM »

Quote from: Trent Dole on September 14, 2015, 05:33:38 PM

Haha they deleted it cause you could patch the fitlh back in

That's...pretty much every visual novel game on Steam.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #58 on:** September 14, 2015, 07:21:18 PM »

Nah, apparently there's some squabble between the creators or something.

You can still download it with a direct link
steam://install/331470

Trent Dole · « **Reply #59 on:** September 15, 2015, 04:46:50 AM »

o. cool.

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Author Topic: Greenlight Gems™ (Read 10339 times)