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What's the best kind of beer?

Pilsner
7 (12.1%)
Stout
7 (12.1%)
Weissbier
3 (5.2%)
Witbier
0 (0%)
IPA
8 (13.8%)
Porter
6 (10.3%)
Bitter
0 (0%)
Dubbel
1 (1.7%)
Trippel
2 (3.4%)
Pale Ale
6 (10.3%)
Red Ale
1 (1.7%)
Brown Ale
0 (0%)
Bock
1 (1.7%)
Whatever is on sale
6 (10.3%)
Cold as ice
5 (8.6%)
Saison hipster beer
2 (3.4%)
Other hipster stuff
3 (5.2%)

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Re: What's the best kind of beer?
« Reply #1 on: July 28, 2015, 10:16:30 AM »
Cold
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Re: What's the best kind of beer?
« Reply #2 on: July 28, 2015, 10:20:04 AM »
SCOTCH

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Re: What's the best kind of beer?
« Reply #3 on: July 28, 2015, 10:20:06 AM »
Free
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« Reply #4 on: July 28, 2015, 10:21:27 AM »
Free is under cheap brotha

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Re: What's the best kind of beer?
« Reply #5 on: July 28, 2015, 10:27:41 AM »
Pilsners are   :trash

German or English dark beer from the tap  :rejoice
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Re: What's the best kind of beer?
« Reply #6 on: July 28, 2015, 10:50:39 AM »
A few years ago I would have said anything but Pilsner but after diving into the craft beer craze and trying anything I can get my hands on, I've learned that I truly enjoy Pilsners, Lagers, and Kölsch especially when made with European hops. Also I really beer served on nitro and a pilsner on nitro is a treat. That mouthfeel though.

In the winter I usually switch to Stouts and Porters for those toasted grains. Beers I can't stand anymore are IPAs because American craft brewers have gone crazy with the hops and tend to overhop all styles of beer, even sessions. I hope we reach peak hop soon as start dialing things back. It's like we went from making beers that taste like water to beer that tastes like straight Cascade in 15 years. Let that pendulum swing back a little.

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Re: What's the best kind of beer?
« Reply #7 on: July 28, 2015, 10:52:49 AM »
Love Tripels
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Re: What's the best kind of beer?
« Reply #8 on: July 28, 2015, 10:52:56 AM »
Imperial stout.

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Re: What's the best kind of beer?
« Reply #9 on: July 28, 2015, 10:55:36 AM »
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Re: What's the best kind of beer?
« Reply #10 on: July 28, 2015, 11:01:14 AM »
vote fail: where's the american pissbeer option? i only drink hamm's these days.
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Re: What's the best kind of beer?
« Reply #11 on: July 28, 2015, 11:02:54 AM »
Carlsberg is my favorite. Hard to find in U.S. restaurants though.

So, I voted pilsner.


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Re: What's the best kind of beer?
« Reply #12 on: July 28, 2015, 11:11:18 AM »
It depends on the occasion. Lately I've mostly been drinking pale ale. Weißbier is awesome when it's hot outside.

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Re: What's the best kind of beer?
« Reply #13 on: July 28, 2015, 11:50:15 AM »
> arguing about the taste of beer
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Re: What's the best kind of beer?
« Reply #14 on: July 28, 2015, 12:00:17 PM »
vote fail: where's the american pissbeer option? i only drink hamm's these days.

Hamms and PBR are the perfect chasers for booze.
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Re: What's the best kind of beer?
« Reply #15 on: July 28, 2015, 12:06:05 PM »
No Saison option?
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Re: What's the best kind of beer?
« Reply #16 on: July 28, 2015, 12:14:44 PM »
Saison, Pilsner, IPA, pale, Gose, berlinerweisse, lambic, wild ale.
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Re: What's the best kind of beer?
« Reply #17 on: July 28, 2015, 12:25:50 PM »
Anything except an IPA.

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Re: What's the best kind of beer?
« Reply #18 on: July 28, 2015, 12:29:26 PM »
Depends on my mood. Lately I've been enjoying a good porter. Prefer my beer to be dark and bold. But if my mood is "I want to drown my sorrows for under ten dollars" any hobo beer from the tallboy shelf will work.  8)

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Re: What's the best kind of beer?
« Reply #19 on: July 28, 2015, 01:02:05 PM »
Billy Beer
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Re: What's the best kind of beer?
« Reply #20 on: July 28, 2015, 01:07:52 PM »
Gueuze.

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Re: What's the best kind of beer?
« Reply #21 on: July 28, 2015, 01:40:21 PM »
Added saison

Really disappointed people chose disguting german weissbier over belgian dutch witbier

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Re: What's the best kind of beer?
« Reply #22 on: July 28, 2015, 01:56:28 PM »
In North America we've been force fed shitty Germanic and Low Country style beers for generations due to patterns of immigration, I wouldn't take it personally.

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Re: What's the best kind of beer?
« Reply #23 on: July 28, 2015, 02:01:37 PM »
Does Mike's hard count as beer?  Cause otherwise all beer is kinda second tier. 

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Re: What's the best kind of beer?
« Reply #24 on: July 28, 2015, 02:05:08 PM »
People are saying saison and lambic without being mocked, imo this is a Mike's safe space.

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Re: What's the best kind of beer?
« Reply #25 on: July 28, 2015, 02:39:40 PM »
Tell me you like Mike's hard, Vul. 

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Re: What's the best kind of beer?
« Reply #26 on: July 28, 2015, 02:42:18 PM »
Does Mike's hard count as beer? 

malt beverage bro, no hops.  :bolo

People are saying saison and lambic without being mocked

those are beers :bolo

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« Reply #27 on: July 28, 2015, 03:28:18 PM »

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Re: What's the best kind of beer?
« Reply #28 on: July 28, 2015, 04:07:19 PM »
Does Mike's hard count as beer?  Cause otherwise all beer is kinda second tier.

I like Mike's a lot (surprise) but no, it's not beer. It's basically a cooler.

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Re: What's the best kind of beer?
« Reply #29 on: July 28, 2015, 04:07:39 PM »
Tell me you like Mike's hard

Mike's hard what? :noah

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Re: What's the best kind of beer?
« Reply #30 on: July 28, 2015, 04:16:35 PM »
the cheapest cold 24 pack

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« Reply #31 on: July 28, 2015, 04:23:34 PM »
People are saying saison and lambic without being mocked, imo this is a Mike's safe space.

Lindemanns is technically lambic, but I'm not talking about them and their sugar bombs. Tilquin, Cantillon, Drie Fontenein, etc.

And saisons are amazing.
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Re: What's the best kind of beer?
« Reply #32 on: July 28, 2015, 04:35:15 PM »
Weissbier da bomb. Stout's good as well.
Otherwise I prefer things to be light, I hate getting hammered by beers (it happened recently, with Bush and Gulden Draak). I like having 15 Jupilers a night (Mannen konnen waarom ?).

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Re: What's the best kind of beer?
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Re: What's the best kind of beer?
« Reply #34 on: July 28, 2015, 06:05:21 PM »
I was under the impression that the alcohol in Mike's is malt liquor, which is technically a beer despite not having hops in it.

If denying this is some ideological thing instead of a misunderstanding of material facts, please don't reply to this post and jerk off a fellow :expert at Beer Advocate instead. tia.

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Re: What's the best kind of beer?
« Reply #35 on: July 28, 2015, 06:11:00 PM »
TBH I only buy Mike's hard when I'm also buying SCOTCH so that people don't think they can rub their greasy beards into my face, if you know what I mean.   

I also only brought up Mike's hard for the innuendo. 

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« Reply #36 on: July 28, 2015, 06:29:57 PM »
I buy Mike's when I want to start the night easy.

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Re: What's the best kind of beer?
« Reply #37 on: July 28, 2015, 06:49:53 PM »
Pretty much anything but IPAs, but I especially like stouts and porters.

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Re: What's the best kind of beer?
« Reply #38 on: July 28, 2015, 08:17:54 PM »
I voted for porters.

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« Reply #39 on: July 28, 2015, 08:23:17 PM »
The hoppier the better. Nothing can stop the hopocalypse.

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« Reply #40 on: July 28, 2015, 09:23:36 PM »
IPA's are starting to grow on me a bit, though when I first tried them I just couldn't...
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« Reply #42 on: July 28, 2015, 09:31:52 PM »
IPA's are starting to grow on me a bit, though when I first tried them I just couldn't...

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« Reply #43 on: July 28, 2015, 09:40:45 PM »
I-I'll take a premium lager :uguu
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« Reply #44 on: July 28, 2015, 09:45:33 PM »
real answer would probably be some evil form of barleywine ale. or for casual slurps a doppelbock or weizenbock.

actually i don't really have strong preferences as long as it isn't shit and has a strong flavor.
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Re: What's the best kind of beer?
« Reply #45 on: July 28, 2015, 10:38:36 PM »
Depends on the occasion

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« Reply #46 on: July 28, 2015, 11:46:33 PM »
I-I'll take a premium lager :uguu

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Re: What's the best kind of beer?
« Reply #47 on: July 29, 2015, 12:37:21 AM »
i need to mosey back up to seattle sometime; I haven't had a beer in weeks  :'(


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« Reply #48 on: July 29, 2015, 12:57:01 AM »
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Re: What's the best kind of beer?
« Reply #49 on: July 29, 2015, 03:02:58 AM »
I think every beer has its place

IPA when you just want to sip and enjoy (dubbel, trippel and porter fall under this too)

Stout when it's dark and murky and you want to get all cozy sitting in a pub in Cork

Lager when you are just thirsty and it's so nice and refreshing

Witbier when you are sitting in the sun and drop a slice of lemon in that fucker


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« Reply #50 on: July 29, 2015, 06:33:51 AM »
I am the kind of guy who was only interested in super hoppy IPAs or syrupy stouts, but Mr. Gundam's love of saison has shown me the light on that form. Right now I can get a nice Japanese saison at many convenience stores, and I like it better than witbier for summer drinking. Kirin, Asahi, and Suntory are all trying to make crafty beers, but they're all middle-of-the-road even compared to other Japanese large-scale craft breweries like Yo-Ho or Coedo.

Radlers here are a freaking joke.

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Hop Stoopid is a fabulous beer for its price. I think it as $4/bottle in California; its caramel tones are still warming and welcome past all the lovely bitterness.

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Re: What's the best kind of beer?
« Reply #51 on: July 29, 2015, 09:20:07 AM »
Radler is not beer

yeah im gonna be a snob about it

Also this is also not a beer:


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Re: What's the best kind of beer?
« Reply #52 on: July 29, 2015, 10:17:14 AM »
IPAs are for pairing with spicy food.

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« Reply #53 on: July 29, 2015, 11:33:19 AM »
I'm into Radlers and mixing beers and am not afraid to say it. I really got into it in Spain (una Clara) when it's summer and hot and you're trying to drink something so you get your free snack but not get drunk before you walk three miles up a hill to see a castle.

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Re: What's the best kind of beer?
« Reply #54 on: July 29, 2015, 11:54:53 AM »
Kalimotxo. :aah

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Re: What's the best kind of beer?
« Reply #55 on: July 29, 2015, 11:55:03 AM »
IPAs are for pairing with spicy food.

Buffalo chicken and a nice IPA :noah

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Re: What's the best kind of beer?
« Reply #56 on: July 29, 2015, 12:10:47 PM »
IPAs are for pairing with spicy food.

and chocolate oddly enough  :obama

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Re: What's the best kind of beer?
« Reply #57 on: July 29, 2015, 12:19:07 PM »
Are chocolate beers almost always stouts? Seems like it anyway.

Re: What's the best kind of beer?
« Reply #58 on: July 29, 2015, 12:31:37 PM »
I've had a few lighter malt bill beers with chocolate, but most are stouts and porters.
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Re: What's the best kind of beer?
« Reply #59 on: July 29, 2015, 01:59:31 PM »
Choc stout as a desert mmmmm