Author Ronald Kessler On Bill Clinton: ‘He Has A Blonde, Busty Mistress’

[benjipwns]

http://philadelphia.cbslocal.com/2015/07/29/author-on-bill-clinton-he-has-a-blonde-busty-mistress/

He reports some very scandalous stories in the book, including allegations of former President Clinton carrying out liaisons with another women when his wife, former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton, is not around.

“He has a blonde, busty mistress, and she’s been code named Energizer by agents. This is unofficially, but that is what they call her…She comes in to the Chappaqua [NY] home whenever Hillary leaves. The details coordinate to make sure they don’t cross paths. She, unlike Hillary, is very nice to the agents. She’ll bring cookies.”

Kessler also contends the Clinton’s relationship is only based on their desire to return to the White House in 2016.

“Agents say that it’s a business relationship. It’s not a marriage at all. It’s a total fake, like everything else about Hillary. It’s just a big show and a scam.”

[Madrun Badrun]

Well no shit.  Too bad Bill can't just do a third term. 

[Phoenix Dark]

There was a story back in 2007/2008 about Hillary's camp being super concerned about Bill's liaisons being leaked to the press.

The lack of impulse control amongst Clintons is hilarious. Not only do they do shit they're not supposed to do, they do it so blatantly that it has to become a story. What benefit is there to breaking even the smallest rules or expectations when you have a higher goal/end in mind? When you know the opposition's strategy boils down to making the public so tired of hearing Clinton news that they tune out everything else? When you know the media is more than willing to play along.

[benjipwns]

The amazing thing is that her lesbian affair with the Muslim Brotherhood backer Huma Abedin hasn't gotten bigger mainstream news. We're going to go from one Iranian handler Valerie Jarrett and secret Muslim Obama to openly Muslim Huma Abedin holding secret power in the White House.

This is why we need Trump. To end all the scandals and gossip in the White House.

[Madrun Badrun]

To be fair, latinos are the biggest gossips so

[Himu]

Hilary ain't winning shit

[chronovore]

I hope Bernie manages to grab the nomination; weird how much the standard media venues are ignoring him.

[Great Rumbler]

Hilary ain't winning shit

The GOP is going to be a smoking crater by the time Trump finally bows out, Osama Bin Laden wearing a dynamite vest could win this election by 5 points.

And Bernie's not winning because Wall Street hates him and the media has not interest in his campaign.

[Madrun Badrun]

So maybe no one wins this time.

[benjipwns]

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Vice President Biden ditched a day of presiding over the Senate to "give the twin cannons some sun."

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[Himu]

Hilary ain't winning shit

The GOP is going to be a smoking crater by the time Trump finally bows out, Osama Bin Laden wearing a dynamite vest could win this election by 5 points.

And Bernie's not winning because Wall Street hates him and the media has not interest in his campaign.

I still don't think she's winning shit.

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

I hope Bernie manages to grab the nomination; weird how much the standard media venues are ignoring him.

ROFL, it's not weird at all.  The standard media is fucking worthless.

In regards to 2016, it's way too early to tell.  I suspect Hillary will win it but it's going to be a lot harder than what some people are assuming it's going to be.

Edit: Bernie Sanders is going to be the Howard Dean of 2016: a favorite of progressives but will peter out quickly during the primaries. 

[Barry Egan]

It seems to me that Hillary has some healthy advantages this election that would require more than her lack of charisma to offset.  Barring a major scandal or catastrophe she will take it.

[Himu]

I think she's too corrupt to take the win and will lose popularity among democrats during the debates much like in 08. I think Bernie speaks more to American people, and it's simply impossible for any person with sense to trust her judgement after finding out her donors. Bernie has gotten big inroads, and I think it is actually possible to beat her corrupt ass.

I think too many people want change now, no matter what extreme their political spectrum and that she doesn't represent that. She's just more of the status quo and has no real answers. If she gets D nom, I'm not voting unless there's a Green/Socialist candidate I like.

[Phoenix Dark]

Hillary is polling nearly as well as Obama amongst all democrat demographic (blacks, Hispanics, young people, women, etc)...

[Huff]

I mean would you want to fuck Hillary?

[Himu]

I think this article is a great example as to how she's ultimately her worst enemy:

http://www.salon.com/2015/04/12/hillary_clinton_just_doesnt_get_it_shes_already_running_a_losing_campaign/

[benjipwns]

Hillary is going to win, this thread is to talk about Bill's taste in women so we can objectify them.

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

I mean would you want to fuck Hillary?

There was some guy who spent some time hanging around Bill Clinton (I forget his name exactly) but he gave an interview on Howard Stern and said that Bill Clinton's game was flawless when it came to picking up married chicks.  This was after the Presidency too.  I just assume he has scheduled crateloads of Viagra and Cialis shipped to his house.

[Tasty]

Man I can't wait for season 4 of House of Cards.

[benjipwns]

All you have to do is watch most any non-hostile/less-political interview with Bill and you can tell his game is flawless.

He just runs his game on such poor targets.

[Joe Molotov]

All you have to do is watch most any non-hostile/less-political interview with Bill and you can tell his game is flawless.

He just runs his game on such poor targets.

Bill punches down to give the rest of us a chance at the dimes. Truly an hero. 

[nudemacusers]

I mean would you want to fuck Hillary?

There was some guy who spent some time hanging around Bill Clinton (I forget his name exactly) but he gave an interview on Howard Stern and said that Bill Clinton's game was flawless when it came to picking up married chicks.  This was after the Presidency too.  I just assume he has scheduled crateloads of Viagra and Cialis shipped to his house.

I vaguely recall this too; can't remember who it was either. to be old

dude's name was slick willy for a reason

[ToxicAdam]

This stuff is fun To talk about, but no one actually gives a shit when it comes time to vote. It's a binary choice and people will back the lead horse that supports their wedge issues.

[Phoenix Dark]

Hillary will win, she has no competition. Barring some major scandal or economic implosion.

Just look at the map. She starts out with what, 230-240 EC votes? It's over.

[bluemax]

This stuff is fun To talk about, but no one actually gives a shit when it comes time to vote. It's a binary choice and people will back the lead horse that supports their wedge issues.

Sad but true.

[TakingBackSunday]

Hilary ain't winning shit

lol k sis

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

This election is going to be fun, mostly because of the inclusion of the Tumblr-Twitter butthurtsphere.  We're going to see lots and lots of hurt feelings, angsty rage, and meltdowns.  Tons and tons of meltdowns.

[Steve Contra]

Himu doesn't understand just how far ahead Hillary is right now.  The only reason her numbers seem to be going down is because the media isn't focusing on her campaign because her only competition at this point is a bunch of unelectable nobodies and the democratic Ron Paul.  The GOP has only begun eating themselves at this point.

[Phoenix Dark]

Every four years pundits decide to retread outdated election memes ("it's all about Ohio and Florida!"), ignoring the different EC reality: Ohio and Florida don't matter nearly as much as they used to. Obama could have lost both and still would have beaten Romney. That alone makes Hillary hard to beat.

You can't really win the presidency without 40-44% of the Hispanic vote. Trump is ensuring republicans won't get close to that. TBH assuming Bush isn't the nominee, I doubt the 2016 GOP nom will match Romney's 27%.

[Samson Manhug]

I think part of the unrealistic hope that Hillary won't get the nomination is because for young liberals, 2008 is a huge part of their collective election memory. For many it was their first presidential election they voted in and now they expect energizing, boundary breaking, charismatic nominations from the Democratic Party for the rest of their lives. Unfortunately, Obama 2008 was a once in a lifetime campaign. It's all downhill from here for us until maybe 2060-something.

[Trent Dole]

I kinda wanted Condi to run on the Repub side so we'd make some history either way, but yeah who ever wins this election is zzz as fuck.

[Trent Dole]

Yeah, she kinda sucks, but you look at everyone else who has a chance and go 'Jesus fucking Christ man please let Hillary win'.

[Phoenix Dark]

I think part of the unrealistic hope that Hillary won't get the nomination is because for young liberals, 2008 is a huge part of their collective election memory. For many it was their first presidential election they voted in and now they expect energizing, boundary breaking, charismatic nominations from the Democratic Party for the rest of their lives. Unfortunately, Obama 2008 was a once in a lifetime campaign. It's all downhill from here for us until maybe 2060-something.

A Hillary speech was on the television awhile ago and my cousin said "is she a republican?" I said uh no, that's Hillary Clinton, she's running for president as a democrat. And she said "but she doesn't sound like Obama "


You're right. We might not have a president as finely tuned as Obama again anytime soon (in terms of presentation/communication).

[Steve Contra]

A thread about Bill Clinton swimming in big titties has instead turned into a thread about his wife's electability.  Hillary keeps racking up Ws.

[Himu]

I think part of the unrealistic hope that Hillary won't get the nomination is because for young liberals, 2008 is a huge part of their collective election memory. For many it was their first presidential election they voted in and now they expect energizing, boundary breaking, charismatic nominations from the Democratic Party for the rest of their lives. Unfortunately, Obama 2008 was a once in a lifetime campaign. It's all downhill from here for us until maybe 2060-something.

Kerry was the first person I voted for.

I just don't like Hilary but I definitely don't doubt what you're saying is true, either.

[Barry Egan]

as a young liberal my first real election memory was 2004 - I was thunderstruck.  Anytime a democrat gets elected president it's a good feeling for me, compromised as they are. 

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But I will miss having a suave president, that's true.

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[Himu]

I crawled into fetal position during 2004 elections

[Phoenix Dark]

from this


to this
https://vine.co/v/erQH0K9JthD

[benjipwns]

We might not have a president as finely tuned as Obama again anytime soon (in terms of presentation/communication).

Yeah, but will we have one with an endless string of policy success and zero setbacks like Obama? Who will go down in history as one of the three best Presidents, if not the very best, on policy in American history?!?

I face this challenge with profound humility, and knowledge of my own limitations ... then I am absolutely certain that generations from now, we will be able to look back and tell our children that this was the moment when we began to provide care for the sick and good jobs to the jobless; this was the moment when the rise of the oceans began to slow and our planet began to heal;

We are the ones we've been waiting for!

[Barry Egan]

from this
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to this
https://vine.co/v/erQH0K9JthD

[Samson Manhug]

I'm supporting Bernie for now but if we want a cool candidate there is only one choice:

[Phoenix Dark]

GOAT hype man.

[Samson Manhug]

The man was so ahead of his time:

[Samson Manhug]

[Samson Manhug]

Look, guys, no matter what a girl does, no matter how she's dressed, no matter how much she's had to drink, it's never, never, never, never, never OK to touch her without her consent. This doesn't make you a man. It makes you a coward.

http://www.npr.org/2011/04/05/135135544/federal-effort-targets-sexual-assaults-at-colleges

[Joe Molotov]

I'm supporting Bernie for now but if we want a cool candidate there is only one choice:

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This will go perfect with my Rock Us, Dukakis shirt.

[Great Rumbler]

Look, guys, no matter what a girl does, no matter how she's dressed, no matter how much she's had to drink, it's never, never, never, never, never OK to touch her without her consent. This doesn't make you a man. It makes you a coward.

http://www.npr.org/2011/04/05/135135544/federal-effort-targets-sexual-assaults-at-colleges

 

[Himu]

POST THE ANIME VERSION

[Brehvolution]

I'm surprised Biden hasn't gotten lice yet.

[Great Rumbler]

POST THE ANIME VERSION

[Mr. Gundam]

My first presidential election I voted in was 2000.

That was fun.

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

Yeah, she kinda sucks, but you look at everyone else who has a chance and go 'Jesus fucking Christ man please let Hillary win'.

In 2008, I wandered around in freezing weather to get people to go for Obama in the primaries.  In 2012, I spent 15-20 hours a week on the phones for over two months.  I also donated money both times to the campaign.  Not that what I do makes a difference but Hillary doesn't really inspire anything in me other than that's she not Trump or Jeb or Ted Cruz, which isn't worth my time or money.  Shit, if I have to put in more than an ounce of effort to get an absentee ballot, I probably won't vote at all.

In the snowball's chance in hell that Sanders makes it, I probably will donate time and money but it's not going to happen so it's a non-issue for me.

[Mandark]

In 2012, I spent 15-20 hours a week on the phones for over two months.  I also donated money both times to the campaign.

 

[Huff]

This thread was a lot cooler when it was about Bill putting his rock hard dick into big breasted sluts

[Joe Molotov]

This thread was a lot cooler when it was about Bill putting his rock hard dick into big breasted sluts

Yea, the first post was pretty good.

[Himu]

If I can I want to donate time to Bernie's campaign

[Phoenix Dark]

http://www.nytimes.com/2015/08/02/opinion/sunday/maureen-dowd-joe-biden-in-2016-what-would-beau-do.html?_r=1

[Kara]

Beau-tiful.