Author Topic: I saw a sincere "Obummer" bumper sticker (Read 3223 times)

Kara · « **on:** July 31, 2015, 01:33:25 PM »

It was festooned on a late model American made pickup along with a faded NRA sticker and one for the United States Marine Corps. Very predictable stuff.

But, did I cut off THE Marine Todd when I cut this driver off?

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #1 on:** July 31, 2015, 01:37:53 PM »

national recovery act stickers should be a thing. I'd don the blue eagle.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #2 on:** July 31, 2015, 01:54:22 PM »

You live in California. Shit's as common as dogshit here in the south

Alternately: this is what you get for supporting Shenmue 3

studyguy · « **Reply #3 on:** July 31, 2015, 02:08:34 PM »

Quote from: Human Snorenado on July 31, 2015, 01:54:22 PM

You live in California. Shit's as common as dogshit here in the south

Alternately: this is what you get for supporting Shenmue 3

Where in California?
The Central Valley?

Kara · « **Reply #4 on:** July 31, 2015, 02:10:42 PM »

Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on July 31, 2015, 01:37:53 PM

national recovery act stickers should be a thing. I'd don the blue eagle.

The only "national recovery act" I recognize is Vladimir Lenin's New Economic Policy.

I live in the Southland, studyguy.

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #5 on:** July 31, 2015, 02:12:09 PM »

For years I thought '13.1' was some Bible verse.

No offense to anyone here, but if you have a bumper sticker I think you're a lesser human being.

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #6 on:** July 31, 2015, 02:14:19 PM »

Quote from: ToxicAdam on July 31, 2015, 02:12:09 PM

For years I thought '13.1' was some Bible verse.

No offense to anyone here, but if you have a bumper sticker I think you're a lesser human being.

I hate all bumper stickers, even if I agree with the message. The last thing I need is to know more about the person in the car in front of me and or be proselytized at while I'm just trying to drive somewhere.

studyguy · « **Reply #7 on:** July 31, 2015, 02:14:36 PM »

True facts.
Bumper stickers are always an L

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #8 on:** July 31, 2015, 02:15:59 PM »

what's 13.1?

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #9 on:** July 31, 2015, 02:16:01 PM »

The parody ones are funny, but they have a short shelf life.

Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on July 31, 2015, 02:15:59 PM

what's 13.1?

It's for runners to indicate how many miles they ran in one event. I assume the events hand them out as part of their "goody bag" for participating.

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #10 on:** July 31, 2015, 02:16:58 PM »

Which is worse, bumper stickers with some asinine message or those family stickers put in windows.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #11 on:** July 31, 2015, 02:19:41 PM »

The family stickers. By far. Still, I don't fuxx with bumper stickers.

studyguy · « **Reply #12 on:** July 31, 2015, 02:20:21 PM »

You're rocking a bumper sticker from a presidential election that happened like in like 2012 or earlier.
Shit is tacky as fuck breh, even if your dude did win.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #13 on:** July 31, 2015, 02:21:15 PM »

Back in the 90's we would see all these vehicles with 'No Fear' stickers on the back window. Being the clever contrarians we thought we were, I let a buddy talk me into making it say FEAR ON.

Nobody ever asked about it which was a good thing because I didn't have any good reason to give them.

studyguy · « **Reply #14 on:** July 31, 2015, 02:25:13 PM »

First assumption with this kind of shit is that the dude is either still in high school or a nutjob. Maybe both.

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #15 on:** July 31, 2015, 02:29:03 PM »

People who do that, have they decided they will keep that car forever?

Usually I see that kind of crazy bumper sticker job on old station wagons.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #16 on:** July 31, 2015, 02:33:09 PM »

Quote from: studyguy on July 31, 2015, 02:25:13 PM

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First assumption with this kind of shit is that the dude is either still in high school or a nutjob. Maybe both.

I see cars like this all the time in Ithaca, NY. Except they are all Priuses.

Kara · « **Reply #17 on:** July 31, 2015, 03:38:54 PM »

Quote from: Human Snorenado on July 31, 2015, 01:54:22 PM

You live in California. Shit's as common as dogshit here in the south

I pay a premium to live where I live and give up cherished freedoms like being able to work in a union shop without joining or paying the union, or not being able to pollute on a massive scale as well, frankly I expect this kind of dogshit to stay where it belongs: the South and Kern County.

jakefromstatefarm · « **Reply #18 on:** July 31, 2015, 03:39:49 PM »

Music is my Drug

drugs are your drugs, you fucking hippie

Kara · « **Reply #19 on:** August 05, 2015, 06:17:26 PM »

Today I saw a "Freedom isn't Free" one on a minivan plastered with American war machine fetishism.

Look Cletus and / or Becky Sue, neither are Fritos. It's called voluntary exchange, read Atlas Shrugged.

And the only "troops" I support are the men, women, and non-gender binary members of the reserve army of labor.

chronovore · « **Reply #20 on:** August 05, 2015, 06:48:24 PM »

Quote from: Shadow Mod on July 31, 2015, 02:29:03 PM

People who do that, have they decided they will keep that car forever?

Usually I see that kind of crazy bumper sticker job on old station wagons.

It's because liberals know we will likely never be able to afford another car unless our flimsy maintenance regiment (read: fate) eventually forces us to buy one. Probably used. And in worse shape.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #21 on:** August 05, 2015, 08:36:34 PM »

I saw a Ben Carson 2016 bumper sticker today.

Mandark · « **Reply #22 on:** August 05, 2015, 10:49:11 PM »

On next week's episode, Karakand encounters a homophobe!

Himu · « **Reply #23 on:** August 05, 2015, 10:55:19 PM »

Bumper stickers are so awful. The only kind I'd ever allow on a vehicle I own is the kind that brags about your kids doing shit and I ain't got no kids (yet

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Kara · « **Reply #24 on:** August 05, 2015, 10:55:36 PM »

I know we have those Mandark, I remember Prop 8.

bluemax · « **Reply #25 on:** August 06, 2015, 12:03:19 AM »

Slumming it up beyond the Orange Curtain eh?

Samson Manhug · « **Reply #26 on:** August 06, 2015, 12:09:21 AM »

I've got a Bernie bumper sticker and a "think multilaterally" bumper sticker with the UN logo on it.

Kara · « **Reply #27 on:** August 06, 2015, 12:58:33 AM »

Quote from: bluemax on August 06, 2015, 12:03:19 AM

Slumming it up beyond the Orange Curtain eh?

Max the other day I saw a Quattroporte with a Hello Kitty sticker on the fuel door cover down here. This place is hell and you cannot refine it.

Kara · « **Reply #28 on:** August 22, 2015, 02:37:13 PM »

There was an Infowars one on Interstate 5 this morning.

Mandark · « **Reply #29 on:** August 22, 2015, 03:35:29 PM »

Saw an "Arizona: Protecting The Border When The Feds Won't" bumper sticker. In Maryland. On a car with Maryland tags. Accompanied by a couple of Carson '16 stickers.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #30 on:** August 22, 2015, 07:36:28 PM »

I saw a billboard last week that was like

Marriage = 1 Man + 1 Women
"I really need your help with this one, guys!"
~God

And I was like "Live in Oklahoma, brehs

" but then a few miles later I saw one that said

"No more bombs, no more wars. Tell Congress we don't want war with Iran"

And I was like

thisismyusername · « **Reply #31 on:** August 25, 2015, 08:33:46 PM »

Quote from: Kara on August 22, 2015, 02:37:13 PM

There was an Infowars one on Interstate 5 this morning.

I beat you:

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TWO! TWO INFOWARS STICKERS.

OH WAIT. I forgot one!

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THREE! AH-AH-AH.

(That Flouride sticker as well)

My camera-phone sucks, I know.

Kara · « **Reply #32 on:** August 25, 2015, 08:47:04 PM »

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between the use of "bankster" and the anti-UN messaging it's highly likely the owner is a virulent antisemite

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brawndolicious · « **Reply #33 on:** August 26, 2015, 12:27:01 AM »

There's a rusty old pickup that's always parked in front of the office next door that is covered in bumper stickers for Jefferson Airplane (trans love airways, hippy on board, etc) and today, I saw a brand new pickup in its spot with all those bumper stickers on it.

That's dedication certainly.

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Author Topic: I saw a sincere "Obummer" bumper sticker (Read 3223 times)