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Where'd that dude go, anyway?

He was too good for us
It's complicated
Something something real life
Locked up in Arvie's basement
Currently living in a Bothell, WA dumpster
Mistaken for a black guy by St. Louis area police, RIP homie
Too much time arguing pro-Jay Z side at Coli, no time for us
...girlfriend?
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Human Snorenado

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First annual "What happened to Esch?" memorial poll
« on: July 31, 2015, 02:23:18 PM »
Where's our dude?
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Re: First annual "What happened to Esch?" memorial poll
« Reply #1 on: July 31, 2015, 02:44:32 PM »
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Re: First annual "What happened to Esch?" memorial poll
« Reply #2 on: July 31, 2015, 03:16:46 PM »
Poor esch, the only option with no vote is "girlfriend"

:fbm
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Re: First annual "What happened to Esch?" memorial poll
« Reply #3 on: July 31, 2015, 03:20:19 PM »
Obviously filming another BBC period piece Drama.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1731601/


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Re: First annual "What happened to Esch?" memorial poll
« Reply #4 on: July 31, 2015, 03:24:17 PM »
Probably got hurt being Cenk Uygur's stunt double.  :'(
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Re: First annual "What happened to Esch?" memorial poll
« Reply #5 on: July 31, 2015, 03:25:28 PM »
It's been a week.  Give him a breather.

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Re: First annual "What happened to Esch?" memorial poll
« Reply #6 on: July 31, 2015, 03:30:36 PM »
he's still posting on gaf. which one of you rude lads drove him away? doesn't he know it's just #banter? :'(

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Re: First annual "What happened to Esch?" memorial poll
« Reply #7 on: July 31, 2015, 03:33:23 PM »
He mentioned having a girl to ignore in the 4th of July thread. :GerdWiesler:

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Re: First annual "What happened to Esch?" memorial poll
« Reply #8 on: July 31, 2015, 03:50:04 PM »
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« Reply #9 on: July 31, 2015, 04:06:26 PM »
Where's the "who gives a shit?" option?
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Re: First annual "What happened to Esch?" memorial poll
« Reply #12 on: July 31, 2015, 04:54:12 PM »
I voted 'It's complicated' because he escaped the basement. 

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« Reply #13 on: July 31, 2015, 05:02:08 PM »

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« Reply #14 on: July 31, 2015, 05:22:40 PM »
he told me he won't be back til vulari offs himself for real
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Re: First annual "What happened to Esch?" memorial poll
« Reply #15 on: July 31, 2015, 05:28:29 PM »
Is it a ploy to keep him alive?

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Re: First annual "What happened to Esch?" memorial poll
« Reply #16 on: July 31, 2015, 06:07:30 PM »
Esch left over that? Sounds like bullshit

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« Reply #17 on: July 31, 2015, 06:28:09 PM »
Vularai...

:ufup
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« Reply #18 on: July 31, 2015, 06:30:41 PM »
One more thing to feel guilty about. :larry

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« Reply #19 on: July 31, 2015, 06:32:45 PM »
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Re: First annual "What happened to Esch?" memorial poll
« Reply #20 on: July 31, 2015, 06:34:29 PM »
He's in a better place.

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« Reply #21 on: July 31, 2015, 06:37:22 PM »
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« Reply #22 on: July 31, 2015, 06:37:54 PM »
He's in a better place.
taco bell it is.
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« Reply #23 on: July 31, 2015, 06:48:56 PM »
i was gonna go say he went to act in bollywood but i see the real reason now
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Re: First annual "What happened to Esch?" memorial poll
« Reply #24 on: July 31, 2015, 06:52:30 PM »
He's in a better place.

slaent is the premier GAF off-shoot for discussing the top four premiership clubs and liverpool.

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Re: First annual "What happened to Esch?" memorial poll
« Reply #25 on: July 31, 2015, 06:53:07 PM »
Dudes last facebook activity was in late June.

Probably dead  :-\

Nicca posted on my fb the other day :comeon
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Re: First annual "What happened to Esch?" memorial poll
« Reply #26 on: July 31, 2015, 06:55:50 PM »
For Esch death clause purposes, does it count if I OD or otherwise indirectly kill myself (e.g. swimming in a lightning storm) or do I have to full on deliberately off myself? I don't want to end up in another situation like my current b.s. life insurance policy again.

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« Reply #27 on: July 31, 2015, 07:05:16 PM »
Not sure how nor why vularai called him a late arsenal glory hunter given the gunners don't win shit :heh Vularai, are you out of your mind? Glory hunting? Arsenal?

In actuality, it was the team he recognizes the most. His family are fans of Arsenal. He lived in UK, and would play Arsenal whenever he played FIFA. Had nothing to do with Glory Hunting, and we had convos on how Arsenal wouldn't ever really see actual glory beyond the FA until that exalted cult of a manager is gone. :heh

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« Reply #28 on: July 31, 2015, 07:15:46 PM »
Thank god you got out of Arvie's basement
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« Reply #29 on: July 31, 2015, 07:28:05 PM »
Not sure how nor why vularai called him a late arsenal glory hunter given the gunners don't win shit :heh Vularai, are you out of your mind? Glory hunting? Arsenal?

In actuality, it was the team he recognizes the most. His family are fans of Arsenal. He lived in UK, and would play Arsenal whenever he played FIFA. Had nothing to do with Glory Hunting, and we had convos on how Arsenal wouldn't ever really see actual glory beyond the FA until that exalted cult of a manager is gone. :heh

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nah, bandwagooners are a special kind of glory hunter. they want all the perks of a glory club, giant stadium, massive media infestation, army of mongs ready to prop up any twitter poll, players on fifa boxes, always in the champions league; but wenger's specialisation in failure means they get to polish off their underdog badge and wear it like a white guy with dreads.

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Re: First annual "What happened to Esch?" memorial poll
« Reply #30 on: July 31, 2015, 07:34:48 PM »
So, it was taco bell. Wasn't it?
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Re: First annual "What happened to Esch?" memorial poll
« Reply #31 on: July 31, 2015, 07:40:28 PM »
Thank god you got out of Arvie's basement

To be fair, its pretty easy when you aren't in centipede form yet.  Its hard to run up the stairs when you're ass to face with a few other basement brothers. 

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« Reply #32 on: July 31, 2015, 09:21:04 PM »
Thank god you got out of Arvie's basement

To be fair, its pretty easy when you aren't in centipede form yet.  Its hard to run up the stairs when you're ass to face with a few other basement brothers.

Can confirm.

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« Reply #33 on: July 31, 2015, 09:24:21 PM »
RIP Esch
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« Reply #34 on: July 31, 2015, 09:51:28 PM »
RIP  :'(

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« Reply #35 on: July 31, 2015, 10:08:37 PM »
rest in piss
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Re: First annual "What happened to Esch?" memorial poll
« Reply #36 on: July 31, 2015, 10:43:39 PM »
Dudes last facebook activity was in late June.

Probably dead  :-\

Nah, he posted here two weeks ago didn't he? He just removed his avatar and just... stopped coming here. :yeshrug Probably busy with life.

Disregard, missed his post above.

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Re: First annual "What happened to Esch?" memorial poll
« Reply #37 on: July 31, 2015, 11:00:29 PM »
i'mma miss that little dude

had a lot of chutzpah, he did :tocry
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« Reply #38 on: July 31, 2015, 11:01:18 PM »
for the record, i had nothing to do with his death. the raping, eh, who can say :yeshrug
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« Reply #39 on: July 31, 2015, 11:32:30 PM »
RIP in peace, bro.

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« Reply #40 on: August 01, 2015, 12:46:31 AM »
rip
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« Reply #41 on: August 01, 2015, 01:16:31 AM »
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« Reply #42 on: August 01, 2015, 05:24:29 PM »
pbuh
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« Reply #43 on: August 02, 2015, 02:46:15 AM »
He just helped load/unload all my junk (pause) at my new apartment. So glad I get to have this true brother all for myself.

Y'all can keep struggling.
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Re: First annual "What happened to Esch?" memorial poll
« Reply #44 on: August 02, 2015, 02:56:48 AM »
Nerds gonna nerd.
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« Reply #45 on: August 02, 2015, 04:02:48 AM »
my nicca gone?
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« Reply #46 on: August 02, 2015, 09:40:41 AM »
Y'all can keep struggling.

While you benefit? :hitler

Be honest, how big is he? :hitler

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Re: First annual "What happened to Esch?" memorial poll
« Reply #47 on: August 02, 2015, 11:23:16 AM »
He's indian. Don't get too excited :-(
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« Reply #48 on: August 02, 2015, 11:23:52 AM »
we gon' be alright
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« Reply #49 on: August 02, 2015, 12:18:51 PM »
Tell us more about Indian cocks, AiA. :hitler
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« Reply #50 on: August 02, 2015, 12:46:33 PM »
AiA
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« Reply #53 on: August 02, 2015, 01:52:04 PM »
In my Indian subcontinent friend having days we used to use the term BHIC, which is analogous to BBC if you aren't that quick on the uptake. :phil

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« Reply #54 on: August 02, 2015, 03:58:29 PM »
Esch was right though City is a buyers club

Also prem is the only league worth watching

Vularai whats your Polish team?

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« Reply #55 on: August 02, 2015, 05:08:58 PM »
CCC-Sprandi-Polkowice, that sick orange kit and boutique Italian frame sponsor. :lawd

Oh, you probably meant football. My Polish grandparent wasn't really into it. I can't fake a local support rationale either since they were from a burgh smack dab between Lodz and Warsaw.

Let's go with... Cracovia. There's a funny FC Barca sketch comedy show called that for reasons I still don't understand and they play in a stadium named for Jozef Pilsudski.

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« Reply #56 on: August 04, 2015, 04:04:28 AM »
What's there between Lodz and Warsaw?

I don't leave the miasto stoleczne that often.