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Is it okay to eat a hot dog with only ketchup?

Yes, this is how I eat my hot dog and it is great. I also wear a bib while eating.
2 (7.7%)
Yes, I don't do it myself, but who am I to judge?
6 (23.1%)
No, but ketchup is okay as long as it's not the only condiment.
9 (34.6%)
No, ketchup is not okay on a hot dog, period.
7 (26.9%)
The only time it's ok to slather ketchup on a wiener is in Mupepe's boudoir.
2 (7.7%)

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Barry Egan

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Is it okay to eat a hot dog with only ketchup?
« on: August 01, 2015, 01:44:42 PM »
Bonus Question:  Does anyone actually eat hot dogs plain?

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Re: Is it okay to eat a hot dog with only ketchup?
« Reply #1 on: August 01, 2015, 01:47:17 PM »
Plain hot dogs.  :aah Just bread and meat

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Re: Is it okay to eat a hot dog with only ketchup?
« Reply #2 on: August 01, 2015, 01:49:05 PM »
Only if its a jalapeño ketchup
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Re: Is it okay to eat a hot dog with only ketchup?
« Reply #3 on: August 01, 2015, 01:49:26 PM »
need hot dog relish to be complete IMO. and a dab of mustard.
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Re: Is it okay to eat a hot dog with only ketchup?
« Reply #4 on: August 01, 2015, 01:53:39 PM »
Ketchup is fine as long as it's not the only thing on the dog. Ketchup by itself though is kidsville. Sad, but true.
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Re: Is it okay to eat a hot dog with only ketchup?
« Reply #5 on: August 01, 2015, 02:02:45 PM »
If you're going to go single, it's chili or bust.

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Re: Is it okay to eat a hot dog with only ketchup?
« Reply #6 on: August 01, 2015, 02:06:05 PM »
I mean I wouldn't slap you in face for it like I am for King and Val for the meat and bread comment and like.

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Re: Is it okay to eat a hot dog with only ketchup?
« Reply #7 on: August 01, 2015, 02:07:34 PM »
Plain hot dogs.  :aah Just bread and meat

My meat in your buns. :aah

In any case: Poll-wise. No. Unless it's going with other stuff, it should be mustard single or chilli/onion single or bust.

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Re: Is it okay to eat a hot dog with only ketchup?
« Reply #8 on: August 01, 2015, 02:32:47 PM »
I mean I wouldn't slap you in face for it like I am for King and Val for the meat and bread comment and like.

I even eat chicken and turkey dogs without the bun. 8)

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Re: Is it okay to eat a hot dog with only ketchup?
« Reply #9 on: August 01, 2015, 02:40:00 PM »
who tf eats hot dogs with anything other than chili and cheese

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Re: Is it okay to eat a hot dog with only ketchup?
« Reply #10 on: August 01, 2015, 02:48:32 PM »
Only if you're a child. Say under 10
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Re: Is it okay to eat a hot dog with only ketchup?
« Reply #11 on: August 01, 2015, 03:30:51 PM »
No, fuck you

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Re: Is it okay to eat a hot dog with only ketchup?
« Reply #12 on: August 01, 2015, 03:32:24 PM »
I mean I wouldn't slap you in face for it like I am for King and Val for the meat and bread comment and like.

I even eat chicken and turkey dogs without the bun. 8)

That's ok.  Borderline but, Ok.  But once you add bread you have to add condiments or you are just disgusting. 

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Re: Is it okay to eat a hot dog with only ketchup?
« Reply #13 on: August 01, 2015, 03:34:08 PM »
Girlfriend does this. With burgers as well.
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Re: Is it okay to eat a hot dog with only ketchup?
« Reply #14 on: August 01, 2015, 03:44:31 PM »
the more condiments the better tbh

Barry Egan

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Re: Is it okay to eat a hot dog with only ketchup?
« Reply #15 on: August 01, 2015, 03:55:46 PM »
Girlfriend does this. With burgers as well.

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Re: Is it okay to eat a hot dog with only ketchup?
« Reply #16 on: August 01, 2015, 03:57:19 PM »
Unless she is a child.  Say under 10.

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Re: Is it okay to eat a hot dog with only ketchup?
« Reply #17 on: August 01, 2015, 04:08:30 PM »
Unless she is a child.  Say under 10.

And if she is, remember that the Bore is not a safe space.

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Re: Is it okay to eat a hot dog with only ketchup?
« Reply #18 on: August 01, 2015, 04:29:29 PM »
I think it's okay, I normally add all the toppings I have at hand but the only reason to add anything is because the bread and meat alone will be too dry.

If I'm making the hot dog, I usually don't eat it with bread because wtf else can you use those buns for?

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Re: Is it okay to eat a hot dog with only ketchup?
« Reply #19 on: August 01, 2015, 04:31:57 PM »
I think it's okay, I normally add all the toppings I have at hand but the only reason to add anything is because the bread and meat alone will be too dry.

If I'm making the hot dog, I usually don't eat it with bread because wtf else can you use those buns for?

Let me guess. You eat hot dogs with a fork and knife.  :holeup
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Re: Is it okay to eat a hot dog with only ketchup?
« Reply #20 on: August 01, 2015, 04:46:17 PM »
Ketchup on a hotdog?  :crazy
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Barry Egan

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Re: Is it okay to eat a hot dog with only ketchup?
« Reply #21 on: August 01, 2015, 05:00:48 PM »
If I'm making the hot dog, I usually don't eat it with bread because wtf else can you use those buns for?

So when you buy hot dogs you don't buy hot dog buns...because there isn't anything else you'd use the buns for besides hot dogs you just bought?   ???

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Re: Is it okay to eat a hot dog with only ketchup?
« Reply #22 on: August 01, 2015, 06:23:37 PM »
I used to know brand fractions of dog to bun when I didn't eat healthy food like Taco Bell's fresco offerings. It's really not #struggle and it fills the late capitalist hole in your soul when you get the ratios just right and end up with zero dogs and buns. :aah

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Re: Is it okay to eat a hot dog with only ketchup?
« Reply #23 on: August 01, 2015, 07:57:10 PM »
If I'm making the hot dog, I usually don't eat it with bread because wtf else can you use those buns for?

So when you buy hot dogs you don't buy hot dog buns...because there isn't anything else you'd use the buns for besides hot dogs you just bought?   ???
Nah, I normally eat hot dogs with eggs so it doesn't make sense

Barry Egan

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Re: Is it okay to eat a hot dog with only ketchup?
« Reply #24 on: August 01, 2015, 08:21:17 PM »
:mindblown

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Re: Is it okay to eat a hot dog with only ketchup?
« Reply #25 on: August 01, 2015, 08:40:34 PM »
Am Nintenho you are so weird. Eating friend chicken with forks and knives, eating hot dogs with eggs. wtf
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Re: Is it okay to eat a hot dog with only ketchup?
« Reply #26 on: August 01, 2015, 08:58:14 PM »
I sometimes chop up a hotdog and fry it with scrambled eggs.

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Re: Is it okay to eat a hot dog with only ketchup?
« Reply #27 on: August 01, 2015, 09:01:51 PM »
Hot dog and eggs is like the bread and butter of #struggle cuisine if you don't like liver and onions.

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Re: Is it okay to eat a hot dog with only ketchup?
« Reply #28 on: August 01, 2015, 09:04:41 PM »
No if it's from 7-11or whatever I eat the bun because I don't like wasting any food. But I just don't feel like there's anything sacred about combining this cheap source of meat with a specific type of bread that happens to be fairly bland, the only good thing about hot dog buns is that they fit hot dogs, no one says how good they are at other things.

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Re: Is it okay to eat a hot dog with only ketchup?
« Reply #29 on: August 01, 2015, 09:30:33 PM »
That's all I've ever done...

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Re: Is it okay to eat a hot dog with only ketchup?
« Reply #30 on: August 01, 2015, 09:32:43 PM »
Girlfriend does this. With burgers as well.

I'm the same.

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(OK, if bacon and tomatoes are options I'll add them. Occasionally mayo and lettuce too.)
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Kara

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Re: Is it okay to eat a hot dog with only ketchup?
« Reply #31 on: August 01, 2015, 09:41:00 PM »
You're like 10 doe Andy-kun, it's nbd you'll grow out of it.

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Re: Is it okay to eat a hot dog with only ketchup?
« Reply #32 on: August 01, 2015, 09:43:33 PM »
 >:(

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Re: Is it okay to eat a hot dog with only ketchup?
« Reply #33 on: August 01, 2015, 09:59:39 PM »
If it's wrong, I don't wanna be right.
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Re: Is it okay to eat a hot dog with only ketchup?
« Reply #34 on: August 01, 2015, 10:18:24 PM »
Eating hotdogs in general :kobeyuck

Give me a sausage with mustard. Hotdogs are the garbage people of the meat family.
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Re: Is it okay to eat a hot dog with only ketchup?
« Reply #35 on: August 01, 2015, 10:25:24 PM »
Italian sausage the GOAT :lawd
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« Reply #37 on: August 01, 2015, 10:55:56 PM »