Author Topic: Official BoreJob Standings (Read 11030 times)

Phoenix Dark · « **on:** August 10, 2015, 06:31:53 PM »

It is summer 2016 and the entire Bore is in Vegas for the meet up. Himuro and Devo invite the fellas to a nice dinner at a fancy restaurant. However you get stuck in an elevator with 20 well dressed, handsome Borians. The sight of so many dashing dudes makes you forget about the dinner as well as the fine ladies who invited you. Suddenly you feel like playing a silly game with the fellas. What do you do. Who do you do.

milchs evil twin · « **Reply #1 on:** August 10, 2015, 06:36:36 PM »

Only voted for myself.

Time to work on dat flexibility

Rufus · « **Reply #2 on:** August 10, 2015, 06:38:03 PM »

Quote from: milchs evil twin on August 10, 2015, 06:36:36 PM

Only voted for myself.

Time to work on dat flexibility

Never gonna happen, man.

thisismyusername · « **Reply #3 on:** August 10, 2015, 06:40:42 PM »

I'm on this list and you dudes don't even know what I look like.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #4 on:** August 10, 2015, 06:43:30 PM »

That only makes the 'joke' funnier. PD will be laughing so hard cum will come out his nose.

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #5 on:** August 10, 2015, 06:44:29 PM »

Can I see who voted for me so I can send them a pm?

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #6 on:** August 10, 2015, 06:45:59 PM »

I voted for myself because I would if I could.

edit: Joke done. Besides I really voted for myself so that I seem more popular, thus increasing the chances of getting even more brojob votes.

thisismyusername · « **Reply #7 on:** August 10, 2015, 06:46:53 PM »

Quote from: CatsCatsCats on August 10, 2015, 06:44:29 PM

Can I see who voted for me so I can send them a pm?

spoiler (click to show/hide)

Wasn't me.

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milchs evil twin · « **Reply #8 on:** August 10, 2015, 06:48:00 PM »

Quote from: Rufus on August 10, 2015, 06:38:03 PM

Quote from: milchs evil twin on August 10, 2015, 06:36:36 PM
Only voted for myself.

Time to work on dat flexibility
Never gonna happen, man.

Gotta have goals in life, breh

Tasty · « **Reply #9 on:** August 10, 2015, 06:48:47 PM »

Oscar
Wrath
Kara
Esch
mac
Joe
PD
BN
Deranged
Bebpo
Eel
Rahx
benji
Gundam
bork
Atra
Dufus
recursive
tiesto
beezy
Broseidon
Myself
username

In that order.

studyguy · « **Reply #10 on:** August 10, 2015, 06:49:40 PM »

If you vote yourself does that equate to trying to autofelatiao?
Cause I couldn't manage that even if I wanted to.

thisismyusername · « **Reply #11 on:** August 10, 2015, 06:50:33 PM »

Wow, the two actually gay men on Andy's list and they're the lowest.

I see you with that stealth edit to throw me under the bus.

nachobro · « **Reply #12 on:** August 10, 2015, 06:50:51 PM »

Tasty · « **Reply #13 on:** August 10, 2015, 06:51:21 PM »

Quote from: thisismyusername on August 10, 2015, 06:50:33 PM

Wow, the two actually gay men on Andy's list and they're the lowest.

What do you mean, PD's #7

Tasty · « **Reply #14 on:** August 10, 2015, 06:51:49 PM »

Quote from: thisismyusername on August 10, 2015, 06:50:33 PM

I see you with that stealth edit to throw me under the bus.

More like throwing you under the train

Rufus · « **Reply #15 on:** August 10, 2015, 06:52:03 PM »

CTRL+F "brob"

Tsk tsk.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #16 on:** August 10, 2015, 06:54:07 PM »

Three people voted for me, and I'm not one of them.

Cool.

milchs evil twin · « **Reply #17 on:** August 10, 2015, 06:55:45 PM »

Wait a second, PD never actually defined what a BoreJob was

Gonna come around with the old switcheroo after we all committed

Edit: Disregard, missed the title of the poll itself.

D3RANG3D · « **Reply #18 on:** August 10, 2015, 07:01:11 PM »

Is it a glory hole type situation?

studyguy · « **Reply #19 on:** August 10, 2015, 07:04:48 PM »

Quote from: D3RANG3D on August 10, 2015, 07:01:11 PM

Is it a glory hole type situation?

No breaking eye contact.

Kara · « **Reply #20 on:** August 10, 2015, 07:12:59 PM »

Blowing straight dudes is gay af so I picked all the choices that were gay or bi (I think).

And Drinky's dad to find out if I could save his life.

D3RANG3D · « **Reply #21 on:** August 10, 2015, 07:17:24 PM »

Quote from: studyguy on August 10, 2015, 07:04:48 PM

Quote from: D3RANG3D on August 10, 2015, 07:01:11 PM
Is it a glory hole type situation?

No breaking eye contact.

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That breaks the no momo clause therefore it's no longer a brojob.

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lennedsay · « **Reply #22 on:** August 10, 2015, 07:22:44 PM »

Can't we just do a bracket?

Huff · « **Reply #23 on:** August 10, 2015, 08:36:44 PM »

First poll I've been mentioned in

OnlyRegret · « **Reply #24 on:** August 10, 2015, 09:03:32 PM »

maybe next year

Himu · « **Reply #25 on:** August 10, 2015, 09:26:17 PM »

D3RANG3D · « **Reply #26 on:** August 10, 2015, 09:29:00 PM »

Don't feell too bad OnlyRegret, I have been here for a long ass time and it's the first time I've been on a list.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #27 on:** August 10, 2015, 10:28:47 PM »

Quote from: The Walrus on August 10, 2015, 09:56:44 PM

Who the fuck voted Stealthfan? Dude doesn't even wash his ass.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #28 on:** August 10, 2015, 10:36:33 PM »

reads poll results

king of the internet · « **Reply #29 on:** August 10, 2015, 10:42:47 PM »

Quote from: thisismyusername on August 10, 2015, 06:40:42 PM

I'm on this list and you dudes don't even know what I look like.

A mouth is a mouth

jakefromstatefarm · « **Reply #30 on:** August 10, 2015, 10:44:16 PM »

I'm just elated to be in the running tbh

team filler · « **Reply #31 on:** August 10, 2015, 10:46:49 PM »

I post more than half the people on that list and yet, I'm not on it? esch even made it and he's dead(rip)... and you spelt narolfdagod's name wrong asshole!!!

jakefromstatefarm · « **Reply #32 on:** August 10, 2015, 10:50:02 PM »

Also lol @ Jaydubs, market regulating itself I see

team filler · « **Reply #33 on:** August 10, 2015, 11:01:34 PM »

I am the donald trump of this board and I am being treated unfairly

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #34 on:** August 10, 2015, 11:07:55 PM »

You're having a hard time tonight.

seagrams hotsauce · « **Reply #35 on:** August 10, 2015, 11:17:14 PM »

Dubya cuz I've never sucked dick and I'm probably awful at it and I have a chipped tooth to booth

toku · « **Reply #36 on:** August 10, 2015, 11:23:27 PM »

i know you voted for me pd how many times do I have to tell you im not interested?

Tasty · « **Reply #37 on:** August 10, 2015, 11:26:08 PM »

I posted my list, time for others to do the same.

king of the internet · « **Reply #38 on:** August 10, 2015, 11:28:15 PM »

I hate to ruin the fun but I'm not really into doing stuff dudes unless cash is involved. Like a twenty dollar minimum.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #39 on:** August 10, 2015, 11:45:30 PM »

Steve Contra
TheInfelicitousDandy
thisismyusername

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StealthFan

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Vularai
Beezy
Van Cruncheon
Van Cruncheon's Dad
Great Rumbler
nudemacusers
Stony Mason
CajoleJuice
Mary Tyler Whore
BrandKnew
am nintenho
Bebpo
Mr. Gundam
Shaka Khan
I'm a Puppy!
Tasty Meat

Basically I voted for all the black men, gay men, and the Mormon.

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #40 on:** August 11, 2015, 12:38:59 AM »

Anyone else been thinking of these as browies?

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #41 on:** August 11, 2015, 12:51:06 AM »

Why does it matter he's Arab?

nudemacusers · « **Reply #42 on:** August 11, 2015, 12:51:13 AM »

hey their dicks may be shaped like parsnips but they're generous lovers

Kara · « **Reply #43 on:** August 11, 2015, 12:57:50 AM »

Quote from: nudemacusers on August 10, 2015, 10:36:33 PM

reads poll results

grass is always greener breh

like for example, now I know I have to not only get the penthouse at circus circus, but i have to get bodyguards to protect me when i eventually drink myself into blacking out

T234 · « **Reply #44 on:** August 11, 2015, 12:58:46 AM »

No TaunTaun Option, No Sale

nudemacusers · « **Reply #45 on:** August 11, 2015, 01:00:03 AM »

Quote from: Vularai on August 11, 2015, 12:57:50 AM

Quote from: nudemacusers on August 10, 2015, 10:36:33 PM
reads poll results

grass is always greener breh

like for example, now I know I have to not only get the penthouse at circus circus, but i have to get bodyguards to protect me when i eventually drink myself into blacking out

bodyguards? you mean they guys we pay to hold you in place?

nudemacusers · « **Reply #46 on:** August 11, 2015, 01:14:46 AM »

ugh just brojob and get it over with already

Tasty · « **Reply #47 on:** August 11, 2015, 01:57:28 AM »

How is JayDub not lepered yet

Trent Dole · « **Reply #48 on:** August 11, 2015, 02:32:03 AM »

He doesn't really start threads all that often I don't think so it'd not really matter anyway. I disagree with him like 90% of the time but it's good to keep this place from being a full on socialist circle jerk don't ya think?

seagrams hotsauce · « **Reply #49 on:** August 11, 2015, 03:01:52 AM »

ugh jk dubya i wouldnt even suck your dick if it was out of spite, u r truly awful at opinions i hate you thanks for turning this fun topic into garbage gnight u fucken nerd

T-Short · « **Reply #50 on:** August 11, 2015, 05:18:48 AM »

So much hate in this thread of love :'(

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #51 on:** August 11, 2015, 09:15:57 AM »

i just voted for my dad cuz if he ever agreed to go to vegas i'd know his number'd totally be up

sometimes a hero, friends

sometimes a hero

Mupepe · « **Reply #52 on:** August 11, 2015, 12:42:49 PM »

Quote from: WRATH VICE™ on August 11, 2015, 12:14:15 AM

really PD? After sending you pics of nearly every girl I've ever banged you wouldn't do me a solid with the brojob?

Should have sent him pics of all the dudes you've ever banged, obviously.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #53 on:** August 11, 2015, 12:47:10 PM »

Quote from: WRATH VICE™ on August 11, 2015, 12:14:15 AM

really PD? After sending you pics of nearly every girl I've ever banged you wouldn't do me a solid with the brojob?

I put a lot of thought and strategy into this and I don't give brojobs to uncircumcised dicks bro, sorry. Shaka is the only exception to this rule.

Tasty · « **Reply #54 on:** August 11, 2015, 01:06:05 PM »

https://medium.com/@iluvbutts247/have-you-encountered-the-softboy-7e95e2c7f3e7

Which Borean is this?

Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich · « **Reply #55 on:** August 11, 2015, 02:36:51 PM »

Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich
1 (0.4%)

YAAAASSS I get a pity brojob

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #56 on:** August 11, 2015, 08:44:46 PM »

It sounds like you're mad you're not on my list. Do you want to know why I didn't want to give you a brojob bro? Your anger issues. I want to give brojobs to people who can perform. Research has shown that stress and anger have negative effects on erectile strength as well as loads. Chill out and maybe in three months I can reevaluate whether I want to suck your dick or not, bro.

studyguy · « **Reply #57 on:** August 11, 2015, 09:03:52 PM »

I didn't realize this was an all you can eat affair of dicks.
As in multiple choice poll.

I just picked one, I'm not sure if that makes it better or worse considering I have to focus on an individual choice vs a wall of dicks.

lennedsay · « **Reply #58 on:** August 11, 2015, 09:09:26 PM »

ITT feelings were caught

nudemacusers · « **Reply #59 on:** August 11, 2015, 09:15:17 PM »

i wanna know which 12 of you want to suck me off.

News:

Poll

Which twenty Borians would you bless with a brojob

Author Topic: Official BoreJob Standings (Read 11030 times)