She asks if I feel different now after having sex for the first time and I told her "Totally. I feel like a whole new world has opened up for me." or something along those lines.
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although corn is fun to peel and the hair can be part of that, the hair can also be pretty annoying when you can't quite get all of it off. anyway, corn has the advantage of being delicious, if you're a cornball like me.
Quote from: recursivelyenumerable on August 12, 2015, 06:07:29 PMalthough corn is fun to peel and the hair can be part of that, the hair can also be pretty annoying when you can't quite get all of it off. anyway, corn has the advantage of being delicious, if you're a cornball like me.You may be being facetious, but there's a kernel of truth in what you say.
Quote from: chronovore on August 12, 2015, 08:00:37 PMQuote from: recursivelyenumerable on August 12, 2015, 06:07:29 PMalthough corn is fun to peel and the hair can be part of that, the hair can also be pretty annoying when you can't quite get all of it off. anyway, corn has the advantage of being delicious, if you're a cornball like me.You may be being facetious, but there's a kernel of truth in what you say. That's such a corny joke, chrono.
Quote from: Great Rumbler on August 12, 2015, 08:17:16 PMQuote from: chronovore on August 12, 2015, 08:00:37 PMQuote from: recursivelyenumerable on August 12, 2015, 06:07:29 PMalthough corn is fun to peel and the hair can be part of that, the hair can also be pretty annoying when you can't quite get all of it off. anyway, corn has the advantage of being delicious, if you're a cornball like me.You may be being facetious, but there's a kernel of truth in what you say. That's such a corny joke, chrono.I generally try to keep my dad jokes silo'd, but this tendency is just engrained by now.
Quote from: chronovore on August 12, 2015, 08:28:28 PMQuote from: Great Rumbler on August 12, 2015, 08:17:16 PMQuote from: chronovore on August 12, 2015, 08:00:37 PMQuote from: recursivelyenumerable on August 12, 2015, 06:07:29 PMalthough corn is fun to peel and the hair can be part of that, the hair can also be pretty annoying when you can't quite get all of it off. anyway, corn has the advantage of being delicious, if you're a cornball like me.You may be being facetious, but there's a kernel of truth in what you say. That's such a corny joke, chrono.I generally try to keep my dad jokes silo'd, but this tendency is just engrained by now.It's like you're trapped in a maize.
Quote from: Vularai on August 12, 2015, 11:35:51 PMQuote from: chronovore on August 12, 2015, 08:28:28 PMQuote from: Great Rumbler on August 12, 2015, 08:17:16 PMQuote from: chronovore on August 12, 2015, 08:00:37 PMQuote from: recursivelyenumerable on August 12, 2015, 06:07:29 PMalthough corn is fun to peel and the hair can be part of that, the hair can also be pretty annoying when you can't quite get all of it off. anyway, corn has the advantage of being delicious, if you're a cornball like me.You may be being facetious, but there's a kernel of truth in what you say. That's such a corny joke, chrono.I generally try to keep my dad jokes silo'd, but this tendency is just engrained by now.It's like you're trapped in a maize.Is this now the Catch-all Cob Thread?
How can hair be admirable?