The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.

[Shadow Mod]

Fucking kid calling himself an inventor, who the fuck does he think he is...

If Steve Jobs was an "innovator" and Feargus Urquhart "makes good games" then a kid fucking around with taking shit apart is an inventor.

May I remind you

NeoGAF is a nexus of hardcore gamers, enthusiast press, and video game industry developers and publishers. This is a neutral ground where facts and evidence, presented within the confines of civil, inclusive discourse, prevail through careful moderation

 

[Kara]

I'm inventing the shit out of an apple pie right now.

[octopushover]

He invented the clock the same way Evilore invented NeoGAF. That is to say, he took something and broke it and put it in a different box and showed it to every single girl in his class.

The difference is that the kid is 14 and got arrested while Evilore is a grown ass man who roams free.

[thisismyusername]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1114976

Karsticles on suicide watch.

[zomgee]

That Ahmed the evil clock inventor thread is just the greatest.

So many people gave Terrence Howard shit about 1x1=2 but holy hell.

Black = Ahmed is a master criminal manipulating the press into giving him free stuff and he doesn't deserve it
White = You're a fucking racist and Amerikkka sucks

THERE IS NO GRAY NOT POSSIBLE BEEP BOOP

Then the fearless leader posts something dumb on the NOT OKAY side and all hell breaks loose.

"I'm going to go to.... to REDDIT!" (Looks over shoulder) "I'm gonna! Just watch here I go!"

[thisismyusername]

Then the fearless leader posts something dumb

...So, everytime?

Also everyone going in on the word "invent" instead of just saying the kid reverse engineered a clock.

[Great Rumbler]

Even the kid himself said it was just something he threw together one evening so he could show it to his engineering teacher the next day.

[Stoney Mason]

Not surprising that evilore continues to be an idiot. It is funny though to see the "shocked" reactions from Gaffers to that.

I'm waiting for the bannings to start.

[thisismyusername]

Okay, sure, gootecks.

[Phoenix Dark]

technically he didn't "make" a clock

he did not create time. God did.

[curly]

That Ahmed the evil clock inventor thread is just the greatest.

So many people gave Terrence Howard shit about 1x1=2 but holy hell.

Black = Ahmed is a master criminal manipulating the press into giving him free stuff and he doesn't deserve it
White = You're a fucking racist and Amerikkka sucks

THERE IS NO GRAY NOT POSSIBLE BEEP BOOP

Then the fearless leader posts something dumb on the NOT OKAY side and all hell breaks loose.

"I'm going to go to.... to REDDIT!" (Looks over shoulder) "I'm gonna! Just watch here I go!"

  Most people in that thread are saying obviously the kid isn't some great inventor and nobody with a brain thought he was. That seems like a pretty rational response to Dawkins spazzing out over the behavior of a 14 year old, no "middle ground" needed.

[Phoenix Dark]

I look forward to the inevitable "Former Clock Making Genius Now A Liberal Arts Grad Working At Starbucks" update in 10 years.


HE TRICKED US ALL

[zomgee]

I look forward to the inevitable "Former Clock Making Genius Now A Liberal Arts Grad Working At Starbucks" update in 10 years.
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HE TRICKED US ALL

He'll surely be the new Star Wars Kid on the ranks of where are they now.

[ToxicAdam]

After "little hercules" let me down, I've learned my lesson on those people.

[archie4208]

I look forward to the inevitable "Former Clock Making Genius Now A Liberal Arts Grad Working At Starbucks" update in 10 years.
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HE TRICKED US ALL

He'll surely be the new Star Wars Kid on the ranks of where are they now.

The Star Wars Kid became a lawyer. 

[D3RANG3D]

2channel founder now owns 4chan

[thisismyusername]

2channel founder now owns 4chan

AH-HA-HA.

Full circle. IIRC that was the rumor when m00t stepped down earlier this year.

[Take My Breh Away]

2channel founder now owns 4chan

Apparently that guy was notorious for selling user data to companies and advertising agencies while taking under the table payments to allow companies and political parties to astroturf relevant boards while he ran 2ch

Business as usual on 4chan then

[Momo]

I find myself flipping through gaf and thinking 'This guy is a complete moron and has a stupid avatar' way too much.

gaf used to have good avatars

[Shadow Mod]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=179524148&postcount=1370

This is a neutral ground where facts and evidence, presented within the confines of civil, inclusive discourse, prevail through careful moderation.

 

[Shadow Mod]

Not surprising that evilore continues to be an idiot. It is funny though to see the "shocked" reactions from Gaffers to that.

I'm waiting for the bannings to start.

Evilore has a hate boner for Arabs and Islam, guess that's what happens when you get scammed at a Turkish brothel.

 

[thisismyusername]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=179524148&postcount=1370

This is a neutral ground where facts and evidence, presented within the confines of civil, inclusive discourse, prevail through careful moderation.

 

Banned. 'Lore can't take the heat, as per the norm.

[qq more]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=179524148&postcount=1370

This is a neutral ground where facts and evidence, presented within the confines of civil, inclusive discourse, prevail through careful moderation.

 

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=179524486&postcount=1374

How dare you call me out on my shitty behavior?! Fuck you too! *BANS*

[zomgee]

THE BANNINGS WILL NOW BEGIN

There's your gray area

[zomgee]

THE BANNINGS WILL NOW BEGIN

There's your gray area

Surrrrre, cause evilore is what we were talking about when referring to gray areas.

Honestly I'm holding onto that out of self pity when I got schooled on it by you and curly specifically: I'm lining up for my L paddling.

[thisismyusername]

THE BANNINGS WILL NOW BEGIN

There's your gray area

Surrrrre, cause evilore is what we were talking about when referring to gray areas.

Honestly I'm holding onto that out of self pity when I got schooled on it by you and curly specifically: I'm lining up for my L paddling.

It's not going to be a paddlin'.

[zomgee]

It might not be the letter L either

[FStop7]

Mister Thousand Fights is upset about someone's embellishments

[Jansen]

wonder how long it will be before the thread is deleted

[qq more]

I like how Evilore never really replies to people disagreeing with him. It's always either a straight up "FUCK YOU" or silent banning. Usually before he locks the topic.

What a swell and socially adjusted forum owner!

[Shadow Mod]

Mister Thousand Fights is upset about someone's embellishments

calm and resolved 

[Phoenix Dark]

Not surprising that evilore continues to be an idiot. It is funny though to see the "shocked" reactions from Gaffers to that.

I'm waiting for the bannings to start.

Evilore has a hate boner for Arabs and Islam, guess that's what happens when you get scammed at a Turkish brothel.

 

[Rufus]

Gotta feel really great to be a mod right now.

[mormapope]

Gotta feel really great to be a mod right now.

Many of the mods have been using Gaf as a personal platform for their own shit or trying to gain internet rep for a while now. Its not like Evilore hasn't said really embarrassing shit in the past either, dude is the Mr. Bean of running a gaming forum. 

[VomKriege]

"I concentrate my attention on that menace [Islam] and I confess I occasionally get a little impatient with American women who complain of being inappropriately touched by the water cooler or invited for coffee or something which I think is, by comparison, relatively trivial."

Dawkins is a sack of shit. "Elevatorgate" was a mess for everyone involved, but it doesn't justify that.

[octopushover]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=179532139&postcount=1416

 

[Kara]

Dawkins wonders if teaching your children religious belief is more harmful than "mild" molestation. If he wasn't old and physically unfit I'd recommend him for gulag duty to the Party.

[archie4208]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=179532950&postcount=135

If it isn't a 6 hour corridor shooter with fancy set pieces it doesn't count.   

[octopushover]

Dawkins wonders if teaching your children religious belief is more harmful than "mild" molestation. If he wasn't old and physically unfit I'd recommend him for gulag duty to the Party.

molestation is the opiate of the people

[bluemax]

Looks like Salon wants that valid PSVita market.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

Evilore exporting mad amounts of sodium these days. He needs to develop a drug habit.

[brob]

was it a year ago, or maybe two years ago, when there was a magazine profile on EL, and gametrailers did a video on gaf and he was at E3 talking to people, appearing here and there... Nothing really came of that, did it? I figured he was gearing up to sell the site, but it kinda was just this little blip of media attention that fizzled into nothing?

I don't get it.

[Great Rumbler]

The increased attention led the general, non-forum-going public to realize that NeoGAF is actually a huge mess that doesn't deserve any more attention going forward.

[Momo]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=179535368



 

[bluemax]

was it a year ago, or maybe two years ago, when there was a magazine profile on EL, and gametrailers did a video on gaf and he was at E3 talking to people, appearing here and there... Nothing really came of that, did it? I figured he was gearing up to sell the site, but it kinda was just this little blip of media attention that fizzled into nothing?

I don't get it.

He wasn't planning on selling the site at that time. He just likes getting his ego boosted.

[Great Rumbler]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=179535368

 

Can't hate on Lauren Faust for trying to cash in on that sweet MLP money.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

The increased attention led the general, non-forum-going public to realize that NeoGAF is actually a huge mess that doesn't deserve any more attention going forward.

Absolutely.

The faked insiders, gamersgate, EL's own past, that horrible european trip thread, and other smaller stuff have HAD to devalue the site.

Not to mention any mildly well educated 6 year old can see the sony schilling from a mile away.

[Joe Molotov]

The calm reserve of showing your ass a thousand times.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

The calm reserve of showing your ass a thousand times.

 

[zomgee]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=179535368



 

[Kara]

was it a year ago, or maybe two years ago, when there was a magazine profile on EL, and gametrailers did a video on gaf and he was at E3 talking to people, appearing here and there... Nothing really came of that, did it? I figured he was gearing up to sell the site, but it kinda was just this little blip of media attention that fizzled into nothing?

I don't get it.

Some men don't have a price. Some men can't be bought.

[Tasty]

(Image removed from quote.)

Looks like Salon wants that valid PSVita market.

 

[Momo]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=179535368



 

(Image removed from quote.)

stop, i'm trying my best not to be a stereotypical asshole basing their opinion of stuff on how dumb people look

[zomgee]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=179535368



 

(Image removed from quote.)

stop, i'm trying my best not to be a stereotypical asshole basing their opinion of stuff on how dumb people look

I dunno, that guys face looks like the happy version of Bill Belichick with a fedora in the background.

[Shadow Mod]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1115119

dis gon be gud

 

[studyguy]

It's pretty difficult to not associate pony shit with those dudes on the internet going to bronie conventions dressed up as furries or generally beating off to pony porn/inanimate objects that look like ponies.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1115119

dis gon be gud

 

I'm sure the answers will be easy to predict:

Beat your kid
Beat him harder
Abandon the kid even though he's underage
Did we mention beating him
Don't have a kid 

[zomgee]

And I'm pretty sure fuck you.

[Shadow Mod]

No. The chilling effect comes from comments like the one he replied to (But I'm pretty sure you just looked him up to make a point and don't really give a shit about him. +1 for finding a minority.) Instead of going after the point, the poster went and made a personal attack. That's the kind of shit people have to put up with all the time for daring to go against the false media narrative of the day.

 

[Mr Gilhaney]

I thought religion and mild molestation came hand in hand.

[Alcoholic Fish]

Deleted this motherfuckers account.

http://m.neogaf.com/showthread.php?p=179539793#post179539793