The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.

[Shadow Mod]

Someone mentioned jogging but she is like 59, shes going to slow down the young ass squad regardless.

Also I'm always amused at how fictional worlds built around magic and the breaking of conventional physics require the most physically fit super pretty people only. 

[zomgee]

FFVII was always emo garbage.

But it was good garbage. 

If you're crying about any game though, you should really take a long hard look at yourself.

Nope. That's what people like to chalk FFVII to be, but it isn't. Cloud is more bitchy or self serving than emo, I never imagined he looked sad or mopey. And most people pin all the "emo" shit on Cloud, the rest of the cast and world itself wasn't super serious grimdark escapades. 

In the remake, look at his face. it looks like hes about to cry at any moment.

(Image removed from quote.)

Wait wait wait hold on.

Cloud is a male?

[FStop7]

FFVII was always emo garbage.

But it was good garbage. 

If you're crying about any game though, you should really take a long hard look at yourself.

Nope. That's what people like to chalk FFVII to be, but it isn't. Cloud is more bitchy or self serving than emo, I never imagined he looked sad or mopey. And most people pin all the "emo" shit on Cloud, the rest of the cast and world itself wasn't super serious grimdark escapades. 

In the remake, look at his face. it looks like hes about to cry at any moment.

(Image removed from quote.)

Josh Freeman is Barrett

[VomKriege]

is there some sort of event going on? I just saw a pic of last blade 2 on a stage on twitter? Do I really need to buy a ps4 to play last blade 2? doge I would u know

Last Blade 2 
The Hanafuda game was fun as well.

That FFVII remake




 

[meeb]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1150767&page=4

Bobby Roberts is bringing the pain in this thread
 

People just want to dump on Fisher for no good reason.

It must be tough to display absolute leapfrogging progressiveness towards  females yet also balance that with obsessive hatred of overweight people.

Lore once stated that he felt fat people were basically evil. I suppose he realized he was still a shit person after losing all that weight, and thus had to make weight a moral issue so that he could have at least some way of thinking he is a good person.

[FStop7]

New games announced:
Headlander
Full Throttle Remastered
Psychonauts in the Rhombus of Ruin
Don't Starve Together
Brutal
MLB The Show 16
Rez
Golem
Modern Zombie Taxi Co
Job Simulator
100ft Robot Golf
Ace Combat 7
Hob
Ni no Kuni II: Revenant Kingdom
Paragon
Htiman Go
Ray’s the Dead
Death’s Gambit
Rain World
Duck Game

This is Loudninja's list of PSX reveals. Yikes.

[Take My Breh Away]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1151452

[Shadow Mod]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1150767&page=4

Bobby Roberts is bringing the pain in this thread
 

People just want to dump on Fisher for no good reason.

It must be tough to display absolute leapfrogging progressiveness towards  females yet also balance that with obsessive hatred of overweight people.

Lore once stated that he felt fat people were basically evil. I suppose he realized he was still a shit person after losing all that weight, and thus had to make weight a moral issue so that he could have at least some way of thinking he is a good person.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=45299865&postcount=916

That thread was real special, I'm sure if the waiters put "socially inept nerd" on their receipt they'd be none too thrilled.

[FStop7]

I don't understand what happened with VR, across the board.  Oculus has been stumbling around for over 3 years.  Shit or get off the pot.  We're way, way past the time for stage demos.

[benjipwns]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1151452

From the comments on the video linked:

NeoFAG 1 hour ago
 Evilore sexually assaulted a woman.
   
 
Jos van Gijzen 25 seconds ago
 +NeoFAG Yes, that's exactly what happened. It's the reason I use Adblock on NeoGaf. It's a great site, but the guy who runs it is a rapist who can go fuck himself. Here is the link that explains what happened: https://www.reddit.com/r/KotakuInAction/comments/2h7bbf/evilore_neogaf_sexually_assaults_a_woman_in_2012/


He even tried to make up excuses and banned everyone who realized he was full of shit. He claimed it was okay to grab a girl's ass, because she asked him to buy her a drink. Because that's how consent works, right? Buying someone a drink means you can grope them, doesn't it? Hell, why don't we take this logic a step further and say it's okay to jam your dick in a girl's mouth immediately after she gives you her number. It's all consentual, isn't it?


This link is also interesting. He's a disgusting human being. The reason why people defend him here is their fear of getting banned. http://imgur.com/jsXqT1O

[benjipwns]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=188059362&postcount=202

I don't know. It sounded like they were having a lot of fun and that's the important bit.

[benjipwns]

Just so everyone knows, the reason it didnt work right was because one of the guys didnt have his Move controllers on. He couldnt tell because the helmet was on.

[kick51]

did he even read this shitty list of games before posting it:
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=188068610&postcount=9508

[mormapope]

Gaffers love to talk about games and bitch about them a lot more than playing them. So its only natural that if a bunch of shit gets announced, the show was automatically good because they have more shit to talk about and never buy or play.

It would be very interesting to see what the super positive fanboys buy and play versus what they say looks good or cool during a show. I'd guess they buy a tiny fraction of games they champion during these E3 type of deals.

[FStop7]

did he even read this shitty list of games before posting it:
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=188068610&postcount=9508

At least Job Simulator will let them try something new.

[Shadow Mod]

Gaffers love to talk about games and bitch about them a lot more than playing them. So its only natural that if a bunch of shit gets announced, the show was automatically good because they have more shit to talk about and never buy or play.

It would be very interesting to see what the super positive fanboys buy and play versus what they say looks good or cool during a show. I'd guess they buy a tiny fraction of games they champion during these E3 type of deals.

Some of them probably obsess about their trophies and achievements so they play any ol' shit that comes out.

[VomKriege]

I don't understand what happened with VR, across the board.  Oculus has been stumbling around for over 3 years.  Shit or get off the pot.  We're way, way past the time for stage demos.

Yeah as a casual outside observer, the build up has really completely deflated to this point.

[Shadow Mod]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1151566

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=188071224&postcount=21

 

[FStop7]

I don't understand what happened with VR, across the board.  Oculus has been stumbling around for over 3 years.  Shit or get off the pot.  We're way, way past the time for stage demos.

Yeah as a casual outside observer, the build up has really completely deflated to this point.

What gets me is that DK2 was perfectly useful.  It should have been released and aimed at enthusiasts in order to build up a core following.  In fact they could have done the same with DK1.  It was primitive but it worked just fine and it created so much buzz and excitement.  By delaying and delaying they've squandered that.

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

Virtual Reality isn't ready yet.  As it stands now, it will likely end up where 3D TV gaming wound up: a 15 minute novelty to show off to your friends.

I appreciate these (failed) efforts because it will eventually pave the way for workable VR.  My guess is that we're about 10 years out from when it is worth a damn.

[Shadow Mod]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=188073364&postcount=1127

The problem with these situations are this line of thinking that "look all these girls are now coming out" so if it was pre-planned or other girls jumping on the publicity train and also claiming it, people would be less likely to refute it because, look at all these girls now come out of the woodwork on this situation, theres literally no way we've seen similar situations in the past where women have all claimed sexual abuse for publicity and turned out to be bullshit

 

[Mr Gilhaney]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1151566

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=188071224&postcount=21

 

It's FortuneFaded... He is 100% trolling and you are all falling for is.

[Shadow Mod]

I was more amused by the first thing that person thinks of is parental abuse of the ability of kids to vote as the problem with a person of any age voting.

[Mr. Nobody]

New games announced:
Headlander
Full Throttle Remastered
Psychonauts in the Rhombus of Ruin
Don't Starve Together
Brutal
MLB The Show 16
Rez
Golem
Modern Zombie Taxi Co
Job Simulator
100ft Robot Golf
Ace Combat 7
Hob
Ni no Kuni II: Revenant Kingdom
Paragon
Htiman Go
Ray’s the Dead
Death’s Gambit
Rain World
Duck Game

This is Loudninja's list of PSX reveals. Yikes.

Ace Combat 7 

[thisismyusername]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1151560

Shog has a known anti-MS Surface bias and I'm not even sure why. Dude's like the anti-Apple zealots on the MS side but even worse because he offers inferior replacements to MS products.

[The Legend of Sunblade]

Ace Combat 7 exists, so PSX was redeemed for me even if the worst JRPG from the PS3's library is getting a sequel along with it.

[Shadow Mod]

This Fisher thread, jesus, everyone gotta be an American Eagle/Abercrombie/Hollister model/employee in my fictional universes...

Then idiots want realism.

What's more realistic than people of all shapes, sizes and ethnicities being part of a story or work force, especially if they're old and not infantry.

I honestly can't watch CW shite, everyone looks straight out of GQ/Vogue and can't act worth a shit.

[mormapope]

This Fisher thread, jesus, everyone gotta be an American Eagle/Abercrombie/Hollister model/employee in my fictional universes...

Then idiots want realism.

What's more realistic than people of all shapes, sizes and ethnicities being part of a story or work force, especially if they're old and not infantry.

I honestly can't watch CW shite, everyone looks straight out of GQ/Vogue and can't act worth a shit.

Nailed why a lot of TV shows aren't watchable for me.

Actors/actresses that aren't classically attractive
 

The Sopranos is one of the greatest shows because of how believable all the characters are appearance wise.

[Shadow Mod]

This Fisher thread, jesus, everyone gotta be an American Eagle/Abercrombie/Hollister model/employee in my fictional universes...

Then idiots want realism.

What's more realistic than people of all shapes, sizes and ethnicities being part of a story or work force, especially if they're old and not infantry.

I honestly can't watch CW shite, everyone looks straight out of GQ/Vogue and can't act worth a shit.

Nailed why a lot of TV shows aren't watchable for me.

Actors/actresses that aren't classically attractive
 

The Sopranos is one of the greatest shows because of how believable all the characters are appearance wise.

Get Acorn, watch more brit shows. They have a lot of just normal looking people and keep up some class stuff. Very little detective lives in an expensive condo and wears Armani.

And yeah imagine if Oz, Wire, Sopranos et al were made that way. Instead of dudes who look like they run with the mob, are excons or deal drugs, everyone just looks like they put some scars and tattoos on Tyson Beckford, Channing Tatum and Ethan Hawke. No way you or I would get immersed in that.

[mormapope]

There was a thread a while ago on Gaf where a bunch of people said the sixth season of Oz was unwatchable 



The ending is sorta weak but its quality is consistent.

[Shadow Mod]

Unwatchable? Hell no. They had to wrap it up at some point so 

[zomgee]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1151452

Thread is embarrassing. Not even an attempt to be transparent any more. Nobody wanted Kinect and it got shit on. Rightfully so, it was dumb.  Kinect demo'ed poorly. Same with Wii Music, that stupid abortion.

But here. Well that's different and we should feel sorry because new technologies are tough and

[zomgee]

Gaffers love to talk about games and bitch about them a lot more than playing them. So its only natural that if a bunch of shit gets announced, the show was automatically good because they have more shit to talk about and never buy or play.

It would be very interesting to see what the super positive fanboys buy and play versus what they say looks good or cool during a show. I'd guess they buy a tiny fraction of games they champion during these E3 type of deals.

Some of them probably obsess about their trophies and achievements so they play any ol' shit that comes out.

Oh like The Order: 1886! It's only ten dollars and an easy platinum! #4theplayers

[thisismyusername]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1151608

 

[Mr. Nobody]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1151608

 

Folks want this to be an issue but it's just not.

[kick51]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1151608

 

Folks want this to be an issue but it's just not.

oh so you fully support racism and are probably part of the KKK?  good to know.   

/gaf

So the main issue with The Order is that it's like 5 hours, right? Is it a good 5 hours? I'd be down to spend $10 on it if so.

it's a cover shoot bang qte fest that doesn't even have good writing or story.   

it's literally JUST the graphics and sound that are good about the game. 

[thisismyusername]

 

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1150674

ITT: GAF STEM majors tell art-majors what is or isn't art and what they get.

spoiler (click to show/hide)

I'm just here for the peen.

[close]

[kick51]

it's not the most original project, but i'm sure the people criticizing it can prob be categorized like this:

--have spent 5 figures on shitty pop art prints and walking dead vinyl toys for their unintentionally gay looking little bachelor pads that they designed by googling "hip bachelor pad"

--have spent 6 figures on shitty anime figures for their pedo basement

[Shadow Mod]

People posting on the internet (which is about as lazy and unproductive as one can be) being judgmental how others spend their time 

Gamers/figurine collectors talking shit about how others spend their money 

My meta commentary about it all 

[kick51]

the meta zone is the safe zone cause if someone bitches about your bitching, you can call them out on that

[meeb]

This Fisher thread, jesus, everyone gotta be an American Eagle/Abercrombie/Hollister model/employee in my fictional universes...

Then idiots want realism.

What's more realistic than people of all shapes, sizes and ethnicities being part of a story or work force, especially if they're old and not infantry.

I honestly can't watch CW shite, everyone looks straight out of GQ/Vogue and can't act worth a shit.

While the acting is total shit, the male cast of The 100 is actually fairly mediocre. Though the women are basically all models.

And iZombie has some decent enough acting.

[Joe Molotov]

People posting on the internet

Gamers

meta commentary 

[Dennis]

I am little bit shook at the new footage of FFVII: Remake.

It looks pretty fucking good y'all.

[Shadow Mod]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1151666

Most of these threads illuminate a lot about the OP, incoming backfire...

[Dennis]

Reading walls of text 

[Shadow Mod]

Aren't you a scientist or something? 

[Dennis]

Yeah so I am all too familiar with reading long texts with little payoff 

[mormapope]

From my experience, older siblings are wreckless and do self destructive shit that younger siblings learn from. Or at least, should learn from.

[Tasty]

From my experience, older siblings are wreckless and do self destructive shit that younger siblings learn from. Or at least, should learn from.

I wouldn't say mine was reckless but I was able to learn a lot about what not to do via her mistakes.

Of course, our youngest sibling is the most wreckless and destructive of all of us so...

[Shadow Mod]

The biggest brats are only children, duh.

spoiler (click to show/hide)

I'm an only child 

[close]

[El Babua]

Weird situation with two older, sisters since I was my mom's only child.

Got the worst of both worlds I guess. 

[Alcoholic Fish]

From my experience, older siblings are wreckless and do self destructive shit that younger siblings learn from. Or at least, should learn from.

As an older sibling, I can pretty much confirm this.

[Phoenix Dark]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1151608

 

There's also a prominent white character that they aren't ready to reveal yet that's performed by a black actor.

grand opening grand closing

[Joe Molotov]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1151608

 

There's also a prominent white character that they aren't ready to reveal yet that's performed by a black actor.

grand opening grand closing

Drake is now voiced by Idris Elba

[Phoenix Dark]

From my experience, older siblings are wreckless and do self destructive shit that younger siblings learn from. Or at least, should learn from.

nope 

[headwalk]

People posting on the internet (which is about as lazy and unproductive as one can be) being judgmental how others spend their time 

mate, glass houses.

[headwalk]

the more offensive thing about the blackchartedgate is the horrible acting, shitty writing and insanely high level of detail in the cutscenes that plebs with fawn over despite being totally absent from any interactive part of the game.

[nudemacusers]

Neil was up late reading GAF last night despite his better judgement

That's got to sting 

[WanderingWind]

I'm not a love expert, but I've had my share of sad and not so sad love affairs from behind a glass at marine zoos. I know what I'm talking about.

Okay, fuck you Walrus, that is you. Dick. 

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

This Fisher thread, jesus, everyone gotta be an American Eagle/Abercrombie/Hollister model/employee in my fictional universes...

Then idiots want realism.

What's more realistic than people of all shapes, sizes and ethnicities being part of a story or work force, especially if they're old and not infantry.

I honestly can't watch CW shite, everyone looks straight out of GQ/Vogue and can't act worth a shit.

That's because the CW is meant for 12-18 year olds (and those mentally stuck at 12-18).  12-18 year olds generally have their hormones on overdrive so they'd rather look at hot actors/actresses than whatever convoluted story they come up with.

GAF has a bad tendency to believe that anything they like is high art.  They should just admit that they like watching trash, even if it is enjoyable trash.