The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.

[Joe Molotov]

Thank you, Black Science Man!

[Kara]

I already made HIV jokes today, can someone call him the Tyson Chicken guy?

[benjipwns]

I already made HIV jokes today, can someone call him the Tyson Chicken guy?

More proof that the left are the real racists. Sean Hannity was right.

[Steve Contra]

It's really the comma after the because that makes that so special.

[Mr. Nobody]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=185561645&postcount=27

I mean, this dude wasn't like your villain child molester. He was black out drunk, being propped up at an autograph booth, and grabbed some underage girls. He was so drunk he didn't know he was urinating himself.

fucking gaf

did you fucks remove the marquee option 

[Mr. Nobody]

Imagine being so unhappy with your life that the only solace you get is in believing humanity is doomed within your lifetime. Sadly, it's a huge population of people.

@king of the internet 

[Joe Molotov]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=185561645&postcount=27

I mean, this dude wasn't like your villain child molester. He was black out drunk, being propped up at an autograph booth, and grabbed some underage girls. He was so drunk he didn't know he was urinating himself.

fucking gaf

did you fucks remove the marquee option 

No.

[Joe Molotov]

It's really the comma after the because that makes that so special.

Is that the Cambridge Comma?

[Mr. Nobody]

[Mr Gilhaney]

Its so frustrating being agnostic or atheist. You have people like Bill Maher and Richard Dawkins, causing twitter and facebook spats.

I know, I know, I could say fuck it and believe in a pre-established god, but I can't abandon the faith I never had.

and Ricky fucking Gervais.

He makes me want to kill rare animals.

[Kara]

I already made HIV jokes today, can someone call him the Tyson Chicken guy?

More proof that the left are the real racists. Sean Hannity was right.

If you believe jakefromsaudi I'm also Samuel Huntington.

[benjipwns]

If you believe jakefromsaudi I'm also Samuel Huntington.

The first President of the United States?

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"You don't play games with things like that."

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[FStop7]

that caping for HIV shit is the purest form of "but muh boner" logic we've yet to see on NeoGAF.

[octopushover]

It's really the comma after the because that makes that so special.

Is that the Cambridge Comma?

cambridge, boston

[id0it]

Speaking of Dick Dorkins and Neil the Gross Tyson, I found this while searching for something completely unrelated.

http://www.bluelight.org/vb/threads/761725-Carl-Sagan-Racism

Hey, I'm not really smart but just judging from some of Carl Sagan's early work is he kind of a racist?
Like super hard?

The Internet.

[Take My Breh Away]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=185730554&postcount=460

#KaraWasRight
#WakeUpSheeple
#TrumpYoungblood2016

[meeb]

Its so frustrating being agnostic or atheist. You have people like Bill Maher and Richard Dawkins, causing twitter and facebook spats.

I know, I know, I could say fuck it and believe in a pre-established god, but I can't abandon the faith I never had.

and Ricky fucking Gervais.

He makes me want to kill rare animals.

Dude's fucking funny though. Like really fucking funny.

[brob]

Its so frustrating being agnostic or atheist. You have people like Bill Maher and Richard Dawkins, causing twitter and facebook spats.

I know, I know, I could say fuck it and believe in a pre-established god, but I can't abandon the faith I never had.

and Ricky fucking Gervais.

He makes me want to kill rare animals.

Dude's fucking funny though. Like really fucking funny.

Back when he was a self-deprecating fatty & working with Merchant, what has he done lately?

[meeb]

Its so frustrating being agnostic or atheist. You have people like Bill Maher and Richard Dawkins, causing twitter and facebook spats.

I know, I know, I could say fuck it and believe in a pre-established god, but I can't abandon the faith I never had.

and Ricky fucking Gervais.

He makes me want to kill rare animals.

Dude's fucking funny though. Like really fucking funny.

Back when he was a self-deprecating fatty & working with Merchant, what has he done lately?

I'm not sure. I remember watching him do some comedy central bit not too long ago. Though it might have been a fairly old show.

[Shadow Mod]

that caping for HIV shit is the purest form of "but muh boner" logic we've yet to see on NeoGAF.

Yeah, some of the arguments are some real ad hoc defense for other kinds of sexual violation too. Having sex with people under certain false pretenses is gross at the very minimum and a type of sexual violation when you realize that it lacks informed consent.

[zomgee]

that caping for HIV shit is the purest form of "but muh boner" logic we've yet to see on NeoGAF.

That and misplaced caping for what was a noble cause in the last century.

[zomgee]

Let me also get this out of my system

Cape caping caped cape caping cape cape.

[Shadow Mod]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1141217

 

[thisismyusername]

Its so frustrating being agnostic or atheist. You have people like Bill Maher and Richard Dawkins, causing twitter and facebook spats.

I know, I know, I could say fuck it and believe in a pre-established god, but I can't abandon the faith I never had.

and Ricky fucking Gervais.

He makes me want to kill rare animals.

Dude's fucking funny though. Like really fucking funny.

Back when he was a self-deprecating fatty & working with Merchant, what has he done lately?

Brought Cecil the Lion up to the masses. (Granted, Lions are endangered and thus do need protecting. But... )

[zomgee]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1141217

 

GAF can't handle any kind of pussy.

[brob]

Brought Cecil the Lion up to the masses. (Granted, Lions are endangered and thus do need protecting. But... )

He has always been PETA tier when it comes to animals. Even back on XFM he was going on tangents fantasizing about animals killing people in rebellion, etc. Tho I've never been a huge Gervais fan, mainly I used to find him tolerable and in the company of other entertainers I liked (Be the least worthwhile comedian on a show branded with your name breh ), he has certainly gone downhill.

[zomgee]

That pussy joke is so old it could vote.

[benjipwns]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1141217

 

they don't fucking listen to anything you say. No matter how many times you yell at them or tell them not to do something or not to go somewhere, it won't make a difference.

People who can't figure out cats baffle me. It's hardly rocket surgery. Like 90% of it is that they consider it a relationship of equals, where they're more equal.

Wait, they can't figure out their fellow humans either. Nevermind.

[benjipwns]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=185719259&postcount=80

Probably doesn't help, but the cats think the same thing about you. Your skin cells are flaking all over the place and all your crap is lying around. No matter how many times they tell you to shut the fuck up, you never do it. You were loyal to some other girl for years, now you dont even talk to her. And you're constantly getting up in the morning, making a racket in the kitchen and bathroom while they are trying to sleep in.

I imagine there is a post on the neocat forums entitled "Are all humans this fucking annoying?"

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=185724155&postcount=100

Those cat game gifs are really tasteless. Enjoy being mentally 13 years old.

[Shadow Mod]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1141043

threads like this

 

[thisismyusername]

Brought Cecil the Lion up to the masses. (Granted, Lions are endangered and thus do need protecting. But... )

He has always been PETA tier when it comes to animals. Even back on XFM he was going on tangents fantasizing about animals killing people in rebellion, etc. Tho I've never been a huge Gervais fan, mainly I used to find him tolerable and in the company of other entertainers I liked (Be the least worthwhile comedian on a show branded with your name breh ), he has certainly gone downhill.

Eh, it's like Moby and his veganism on Facebook or Twitter: You kinda tune that out if you like the person and go with their stuff that made you like them (music/comedy/acting) over it.

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That's not to say that I don't support Moby's attempt at getting people to eat less animals. But man the dissent that comes out on Facebook from the woodworks when he does that stuff.

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[helios]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1141043

threads like this

 

Full measure means throwing WW2 level of forces towards them. Including a long rebuilding process equal to the marshal plan. Finally rooting all corruption out with severe consequences by military tribunal and firing squad.

[Joe Molotov]

That pussy joke is so old it could vote.

Too old for GAF.

[thisismyusername]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=185761694&postcount=40

Oop. 

[Tasty]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=185761694&postcount=40

Oop. 

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Holy fucking shit.

[curly]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=185761781&postcount=41

[Momo]

I dont understand those pop fuckers and I hope to Jörmungandr I never do.

[benjipwns]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=185730983&postcount=121

We should be welcoming refugees with open arms. They hate ISIS more than anyone. Terrorists will slip in however they can, or they'll be recruited from people who already live over here. Refugees just want to be our friends and celebrate freedom with us.

This is just like in Mortal Kombat X, when Kano snuck into Earthrealm with the Outworld refugees. But the alliance between Earthrealm and Outworld rebels ended up saving all the realms.

If Mortal Kombat X is making you look morally suspect, it might be time to rethink your political position.

[benjipwns]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1141418

Why is it assumed that men are the oblivious ones in love?

Per title. It seems like it's always the dudes who don't pick up on hints. It doesn't make much sense to me.

[VomKriege]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1141043

threads like this

 

Full measure means throwing WW2 level of forces towards them. Including a long rebuilding process equal to the marshal plan. Finally rooting all corruption out with severe consequences by military tribunal and firing squad.

Instant victory. Just add fresh meat.

[Yulwei]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=185772683&postcount=599

yea why is it a bad thing that a $60 MP only game with a laughable amount of content also happens to be shallow as fuck

 

with customers like these it's no wonder the big companies keep releasing broken and shallow AAA games without a care in the world.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=185761694&postcount=40

Oop. 

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[archie4208]

Star Wars looks fun, but $110 for the complete package is a load of horseshit. 

[Cerveza mas fina]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=185772683&postcount=599

yea why is it a bad thing that a $60 MP only game with a laughable amount of content also happens to be shallow as fuck

 

with customers like these it's no wonder the big companies keep releasing broken and shallow AAA games without a care in the world.

Yeah I mean who bought games like Mario for 50 bucks lol

2 hours and you are done

Or Sega Rally? 3 tracks? GTFO

[toku]

plus it's star wars!

[zomgee]

Star Wars looks fun, but $110 for the complete package is a load of horseshit. 

I'm buying it. Please pee on me George.

[parallax]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=185772683&postcount=599

yea why is it a bad thing that a $60 MP only game with a laughable amount of content also happens to be shallow as fuck

 

with customers like these it's no wonder the big companies keep releasing broken and shallow AAA games without a care in the world.

When i found out its battlefront in name only i stopped caring. No classes means its not even on par with battlefield.

[octopushover]

$60 and no single player campaign. 

Why would you buy a Star Wars game without a story?

[benjipwns]

IIRC, Battlefront was getting a pretty short development time. I think they shifted over to it and Mirror's Edge from BF4 in early 2014 and had to get it out before the movie.

DICE is big, but it's not Ubisoft Montreal big.

EDIT: Though I'm sure they enlisted outside help, especially for the art assets.

[Kara]

Why would you buy a Star Wars game?

FTFY

Because I like investing myself in media whose importance will be erased with a retcon.

[archie4208]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1141502

 

[Am_I_Anonymous]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1141502

 

[thisismyusername]

IIRC, Battlefront was getting a pretty short development time. I think they shifted over to it and Mirror's Edge from BF4 in early 2014 and had to get it out before the movie.

DICE is big, but it's not Ubisoft Montreal big.

EDIT: Though I'm sure they enlisted outside help, especially for the art assets.

Correct. DICE.se dropped all support of Battlefield 4 after rushing that out the door (hence the fiasco over that) to work on Battlefront because EA mandated them to. Thankfully, DICE-LA fixed a lot of the bullshit that DICE.se left behind.

That said, they also had a team working on Mirror's Edge. Which shows a lot more love and care because that's an internal property. It's mind blowing the level of difference (IMO) between the two. That's not to say that Battlefront's "shallow"ness isn't a good thing, it can be fun for a few minutes. But like Titanfall there's no "longevity" there and it blows my mind that DICE, the grandfather of the sandbox shooter (in a way) didn't make a good sandbox here to play around in for more than 30mins to an hour.

Why would you buy a Star Wars game?

FTFY

Because I like investing myself in media whose importance will be erased with a retcon.

METAL GEAR!? cat.jpg

[Phoenix Dark]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=185730983&postcount=121

We should be welcoming refugees with open arms. They hate ISIS more than anyone. Terrorists will slip in however they can, or they'll be recruited from people who already live over here. Refugees just want to be our friends and celebrate freedom with us.

This is just like in Mortal Kombat X, when Kano snuck into Earthrealm with the Outworld refugees. But the alliance between Earthrealm and Outworld rebels ended up saving all the realms.

If Mortal Kombat X is making you look morally suspect, it might be time to rethink your political position.

I'd probably give up 3 years of my life just to hear Obama make this argument in a press conference.

[Kara]

I'd take on 3 years of life.

[Rman]

Dat Charlie Sheen thread. Wow.

[octopushover]

Why would you buy a Star Wars game?

FTFY

Because I like investing myself in media whose importance will be erased with a retcon.

Can't erase a game without a story. Looks like we stumbled on George Lucas's master plan.

[Jansen]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1141454&page=12

lmao at when they find out the new game isn't an SRPG and sega is fucking them just like they did to shining force fans years ago

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=185799965&postcount=904

 

[FStop7]

The fact melkr's not banned shows just how far gone GAF's management is.

[Jansen]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=185808233&postcount=690

Cry me a river. She consented to unprotected sex with a man who bragged about his promiscuity and drug abuse. She then went to work and potentially exposed her coworkers to whatever STDs Sheen might have exposed her to. She's no better than he is.

That said, of course Sheen wasn't telling everyone he slept with he was HIV+, especially when he was being blackmailed by people who did know. You'd have to be very naive to believe that.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=185811605&postcount=702

Getting tested doesn't eliminate risk since HIV is undetectable for at least a couple of weeks after infection. Which is why my position has always been that you should always assume your partner might be HIV+ and protect yourself accordingly instead of basing your decisions on whatever your partner is telling you about their status.

As for the porn star in question, I just find her outrage at Sheen funny. Any performer who engages in unprotected sex outside of the industry is rising the risk of an HIV breakout. We've seen that a few times. She wasn't being much more responsible than Sheen is all I'm saying.

[FStop7]

Seriously.  Between the pedo ring and this it's reaching a point where there might be legal cocnerns about the stuff going on there.