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PC gaming is relevant.

Vita gaming, not so much.   

[D3RANG3D]

It's kinda weird to me how asking for a localized Vita version (when a Japanese Vita version exists) is ban-worthy, yet nearly every single console-exclusive game thread will have the PC gamers begging (even more so if it's a Japanese game).

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I generally hate mobile but everything I see about RS2 is mobile done right - premium price no IAP bullshit, attractive sprite art, a genre that doesn't rely on precision controls

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Uh tiesto every new game that gets announced and does not have a console version, get's begged and it's thread derailed by console stans too.

 

[Let's Cyber]

Souls stans are pretty fucking embarrassing.

 

As an enthusiast ( ) of both Dark Souls and Persona, I can say both fanbases are embarrassing dumpster fires of the highest magnitude.

[Great Rumbler]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=200456882

Lol vita-gaf got fucking rekt

skimming i counted 20 bans 

I like that they've finally ditched that God-awful UI from their earlier mobile ports.

[Tasty]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=200466630#post200466630

No Vita has finally made me give up on life as a whole. I'm just waiting to die now.

[Great Rumbler]

Or just get an iPhone/iPad? I dunno lol

[brawndolicious]

That Female Link thread.
People so against a female link on the basis of super minor male/female interactions in Zelda. I guess I could understand if you took a minor blush or a wink from a woman as an invitation to fuck and held on to that notion for years later. I guess that can translate into minor interactions within a videogame being misconstrued as meaningful relationships. Still, lmao Link characterization, foh. 

I can't be the only one who thought Link was a girl in the first act of OoT

[Tasty]

That Female Link thread.
People so against a female link on the basis of super minor male/female interactions in Zelda. I guess I could understand if you took a minor blush or a wink from a woman as an invitation to fuck and held on to that notion for years later. I guess that can translate into minor interactions within a videogame being misconstrued as meaningful relationships. Still, lmao Link characterization, foh. 

I can't be the only one who thought Link was a girl in the first act of OoT

 

[I'm a Puppy!]

Nah, I can see why someone would think that.

[nachobro]

banned again, but not a perma as promised. shouta da bess

edit: this definitely means i'm beating macusers in the ban count, sup sucka

[Trent Dole]

Link is as much of a blank slate 'noble hero' as possible, gender isn't particularly relevant. Link always being male is more a reflection of being the product of a patriarchal society than anything else really.

I can't be the only one who thought Link was a girl in the first act of OoT

Also this, Link's never had what would be considered a particularly masculine character design!

[Tasty]

Nah, I can see why someone would think that.

"Maybe Link's a girl."

[bork]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=200456882

Lol vita-gaf got fucking rekt

skimming i counted 20 bans 

You know, I understand the frustration over S-E dropping the Vita as a platform when they release their games in English these days. I really do. But whining about it when people are happy that it's getting localized to begin with seems kinda lame? I dunno.

Kinda like banning people for just saying that they're disappointed that there's no Vita release seems kinda lame?  I dunno.

[thisismyusername]

It's kinda weird to me how asking for a localized Vita version (when a Japanese Vita version exists) is ban-worthy, yet nearly every single console-exclusive game thread will have the PC gamers begging (even more so if it's a Japanese game).

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I generally hate mobile but everything I see about RS2 is mobile done right - premium price no IAP bullshit, attractive sprite art, a genre that doesn't rely on precision controls

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*ahem* Xcom 2.

[I'm a Puppy!]

Nah, I can see why someone would think that.

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"Maybe Link's a girl." (Image removed from quote.)

wait. you read text in Nintendo games?
Do you play Pokemon for the story?

[Tasty]

"wait. you read text?"

[zomgee]

Navi even said "Hey, listen!"

[Phoenix Dark]

I read Pokemon stuff when I played but didn't really pay attention. Is it true Ash is in Gold/Silver? What ever happened to him.

[Tasty]

Also the text in OoT is so fucking slow and unskippable, I'm sorry you're an absolute dolt if you missed Link being a boy.

[I'm a Puppy!]

It can be difficult to read when masturbating so furiously.

[brob]

oh wow, imagine not paying attention to the masterful exposition in oot

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[thisismyusername]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=200466630#post200466630

No Vita has finally made me give up on life as a whole. I'm just waiting to die now.

*ahem*

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=200466630&postcount=92

Damn, son. Don't end yourself on Sony's behest.

[Rahxephon91]

But now Link can be waifu material...

[I'm a Puppy!]

But now Link can be waifu material...

Like he wasn't before 

[Rufus]

oh wow, imagine not paying attention to the masterful exposition in oot

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You've gotta be really attentive for that one prompt so the Owl doesn't repeat everything. Otherwise...

[Rufus]

But now Link can be waifu material...

Like he wasn't before 

It's true. I've seen the webm's to prove it.

[Trent Dole]

But now Link can be waifu material...

Like he wasn't before 

It's true. I've seen the webm's to prove it.

[thisismyusername]

oh wow, imagine not paying attention to the masterful exposition in oot

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You've gotta be really attentive for that one prompt so the Owl doesn't repeat everything. Otherwise...

Did you get all that?
> No.

[Syph]

I read Pokemon stuff when I played but didn't really pay attention. Is it true Ash is in Gold/Silver? What ever happened to him.

His name is Red and he's in Silver Cave at the end bro step your game up
 

[nudemacusers]

banned again, but not a perma as promised. shouta da bess

edit: this definitely means i'm beating macusers in the ban count, sup sucka

[Tasty]

I read Pokemon stuff when I played but didn't really pay attention. Is it true Ash is in Gold/Silver? What ever happened to him.

His name is Red and he's in Silver Cave at the end bro step your game up
 

Lol yeah, the one legitimate plot twist in Pokemon and it skipped you by. Damn son.

[VomKriege]

'd rather be shooting up heroin in a bin than have an internship at a corporation.

I think most sane people would feel the same.

 

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=200471640&postcount=177

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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1206112

One of the most bizarre, non sequitur, question in a while.

[Rufus]

But now Link can be waifu material...

Like he wasn't before 

It's true. I've seen the webm's to prove it.

Ugh, I can't stand his accent.

[Huff]

Bish ban baiting that jewish drinking game thread

man what a loser

[brawndolicious]

Nah, I can see why someone would think that.

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"Maybe Link's a girl." (Image removed from quote.)

The original game wasn't 640X480 and Link has a fucking ponytail/scarf thing going on. Pssh acting like most 9 year olds didn't skim through the dialogue boxes by pressing the B button anyways.

[Joe Molotov]

Link is whatever you need, baby.   

[Mupepe]

I read Pokemon stuff when I played but didn't really pay attention. Is it true Ash is in Gold/Silver? What ever happened to him.

This shocked me because I assumed Ash was still the character in the Pokémon games

[fizzel]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=200539576&postcount=3239

screenshots... serious business.

[Jansen]

[Joe Molotov]

That's a sweet comic that you made.

I mean, I made.

[Jansen]

 http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=200567556&postcount=2

Butts-a-plenty
Previously Konka. Got banned 7 times, using an alt account to post when banned. Got permanently banned. Then asked mods to change the alt account's username to Konka with an accent in it while using his old avatar. We're just as confused as you are.

[Atramental]

Now that's what I call dedication.

[Tasty]

I read Pokemon stuff when I played but didn't really pay attention. Is it true Ash is in Gold/Silver? What ever happened to him.

This shocked me because I assumed Ash was still the character in the Pokémon games

"Still?" He never was.

[qq more]

Yeah, Ash was just one of the default name choices along with Red in the original games since they've decided to localize the anime first before releasing the games over here. (Game came first in Japan)

Ash was in that N64 puzzle game though

[Huff]

Lol banned but not sure why

[Sausage]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1206158&highlight=

not gonna lie, this game sounds pretty fun.

[Atramental]

I've actually played that version of beer pong once.

edit: the cup layout. Not the saying "racist shit" part.

[nudemacusers]

I actually played that version of beer pong once.

You went to BJU.


We already knew.

[Mupepe]

I read Pokemon stuff when I played but didn't really pay attention. Is it true Ash is in Gold/Silver? What ever happened to him.

This shocked me because I assumed Ash was still the character in the Pokémon games

"Still?" He never was.

Shows how much I know about Pokemon. I always assumed it was Ash since it suggested that name.

[Atramental]

http://m.neogaf.com/showpost.php?p=200550374

Oh wow.

Yeah. Just the cup layout.

[Huff]

So Steve I'm drunk on my phone. Am I permed?

[nudemacusers]

http://m.neogaf.com/showpost.php?p=200550374

Oh wow.

Yeah. Just the cup layout.

[Atramental]

They're both creative layouts.

Edit: That night we also played "penis vs vagina" beer pong too.

We were quite drunk.

Edit: I left early fortunately/unfortunately and someone told me later that while everyone was passed out on the floor someone I knew fucked some chick on the couch in the living room while he was crawling out the front door silently. 

[Tasty]

I read Pokemon stuff when I played but didn't really pay attention. Is it true Ash is in Gold/Silver? What ever happened to him.

This shocked me because I assumed Ash was still the character in the Pokémon games

"Still?" He never was.

Shows how much I know about Pokemon. I always assumed it was Ash since it suggested that name.

Nah. The VG version in the Pokemon games and Smash Brawl is named Red. Ash is "based on" him in the same way Eisenburg's Luthor is based on comics Lex.

Also

[D3RANG3D]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1206234

 

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

A company that strives to be family friendly doesn't want to employ a publicly known pedo sympathizer.  It's a no brainer to me but then again I'm not on the autistic spectrum.

Apparently internet shitlords found an escort page that she used to run up until a couple weeks ago, which apparently was the second job that Nintendo fired her for.  The escort page had nudes on it.  She took it down but the internet being the internet, nothing ever really goes away.

[Phoenix Dark]

A company that strives to be family friendly doesn't want to employ a publicly known pedo sympathizer.  It's a no brainer to me but then again I'm not on the autistic spectrum.

Apparently internet shitlords found an escort page that she used to run up until a couple weeks ago, which apparently was the second job that Nintendo fired her for.  The escort page had nudes on it.  She took it down but the internet being the internet, nothing ever really goes away.

link me

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

A company that strives to be family friendly doesn't want to employ a publicly known pedo sympathizer.  It's a no brainer to me but then again I'm not on the autistic spectrum.

Apparently internet shitlords found an escort page that she used to run up until a couple weeks ago, which apparently was the second job that Nintendo fired her for.  The escort page had nudes on it.  She took it down but the internet being the internet, nothing ever really goes away.

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link me

trigger warnings and all that

https://kiwifar.ms/threads/alison-rapp-pro-child-porn-whore.18002/page-59#post-1373006

[Atramental]

edit: nvm

[Phoenix Dark]

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black guys welcome? 

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