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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #18480 on: May 28, 2016, 04:02:13 PM »
I never said early 360 games look on par with PS4 games, I said its harder to tell the difference. Do I care about how shiny or damp a 2016 PS4 character model is versus how shiny or damp a 360 character model from 2012/2013 is? Nope.

No it isn't. In terms of texture work and lighting, it's easy to tell the difference between late 360 and early PS4.

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« Reply #18481 on: May 28, 2016, 04:17:18 PM »
:comeon You can't be serious. The texture work between 360 and PS4 is night and day.

Is it as huge a leap as Playstation -> Dreamcast? No but look at early 360 titles and PS4 titles, you can't tell me they look graphically the same.

I never said early 360 games look on par with PS4 games, I said its harder to tell the difference. Do I care about how shiny or damp a 2016 PS4 character model is versus how shiny or damp a 360 character model from 2012/2013 is? Nope.

It's nice not to care, but if it's really that hard to tell the difference, get your eyes checked.  :doge




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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #18482 on: May 28, 2016, 04:23:36 PM »
NMS seems like a great game to focus on intensely when I'm high as fuck, and completely ignore when I'm not.

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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #18483 on: May 28, 2016, 04:25:26 PM »
:bow Hardcore Gaming 101 :bow2

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« Reply #18484 on: May 28, 2016, 04:25:43 PM »
Still don't give a shit about any graphical leaps that have happened this gen, and how these leaps caused ballooned budgets.

Similar to me means "these look like modern videogames." Shit has been blending in for while now.
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« Reply #18485 on: May 28, 2016, 04:33:32 PM »
:comeon You can't be serious. The texture work between 360 and PS4 is night and day.

Is it as huge a leap as Playstation -> Dreamcast? No but look at early 360 titles and PS4 titles, you can't tell me they look graphically the same.

I never said early 360 games look on par with PS4 games, I said its harder to tell the difference. Do I care about how shiny or damp a 2016 PS4 character model is versus how shiny or damp a 360 character model from 2012/2013 is? Nope.

It's nice not to care, but if it's really that hard to tell the difference, get your eyes checked.  :doge

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Comparing a 2006 360 game to a 2016 ps4 game?
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Here's Beyond Two Souls and Max Payne 3.

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I'm completely blown away by sweat stained faces and realistic chin hair and lips  :smug

I get people being frustrated saying those screens look exactly the same to current gen, but getting flustered if people say this shit looks similar is proving my point. Non gamers would barely be able to tell a huge difference, less likely to give any fucks.
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« Reply #18486 on: May 28, 2016, 05:17:23 PM »
But how would I know whether or not to poosh leetle cart?  ???

And how would the engineer know if the scout needs a TELEPORTER HERE?


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« Reply #18487 on: May 28, 2016, 05:17:24 PM »
a large chunk of hype seems to be based on the procedural stuff doing things that, well, we just have not seen yet? (promise of crazy permutations near the center of the universe etc)... game itself looks incredibly shallow in terms of your interaction with planets/fauna. but at least you can go to 1000000 planets and do slight variations of the same thing.
My understanding is the game is about 1)Exploration in order to 2) Find resources for crafting (or trading for) improved gear, suit and ship in order to better 3) survive.  If you die on a planet, all of the resources on your person are gone.  if you die in space, whatever upgraded ship you had is gone forever, knocking you back to a shitty starter ship.  The game is going to be a lot more survival oriented than people realize.

Like I said, I think there will be a sizable backlash because this definitely won't be for everyone just in terms of concept.   Whether or not the procedurally generated planets offer enough variety is a valid criticism, as is questioning the seemingly shallow gameplay.

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« Reply #18488 on: May 28, 2016, 05:34:45 PM »
:comeon You can't be serious. The texture work between 360 and PS4 is night and day.

Is it as huge a leap as Playstation -> Dreamcast? No but look at early 360 titles and PS4 titles, you can't tell me they look graphically the same.

I never said early 360 games look on par with PS4 games, I said its harder to tell the difference. Do I care about how shiny or damp a 2016 PS4 character model is versus how shiny or damp a 360 character model from 2012/2013 is? Nope.

It's nice not to care, but if it's really that hard to tell the difference, get your eyes checked.  :doge

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My first takeaway is that PS4 images are much bigger.
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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #18489 on: May 28, 2016, 05:38:37 PM »
But how would I know whether or not to poosh leetle cart?  ???

And how would the engineer know if the scout needs a TELEPORTER HERE?


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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #18490 on: May 28, 2016, 06:43:05 PM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=204924084&postcount=299
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No, I stopped bothering because you seem to be intent on blaming gamers, devs, media, etc for Nintendo's inability to provide a product that's as attractive as the competition to the masses.
This is a bullshit argument because it's like saying you can't complain on McDonalds because they provide a product that consumers find attractive, when in reality it's unhealthy and nobody should be eating their food.


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You're saying this less than two weeks before EA releases Mirror's Edge Catalyst, a 3D first person open world platformer by a AAA developer and publisher. Also about a month after the release of Ratchet & Clank, a 3D mascot platformer by a AAA dev / publisher.
I absolutely loved the original Mirror's Edge, I bought it for my PS3. I put it on the same tier as Portal, two AAA non Nintendo games that I think highly of.

I'm gonna withhold my judgement of the sequel, but let's just say this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ryfvCPV2vEw video doesn't inspire much hope.

Ratchet & Clank as a platformer has been widely debunked on this forum as a TPS with platforming elements, it's not a platformer.

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« Reply #18491 on: May 28, 2016, 06:47:37 PM »
Ratchet & Clank : biggest inside job since 9/11 !

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« Reply #18492 on: May 28, 2016, 07:44:06 PM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=204938038

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« Reply #18493 on: May 28, 2016, 08:27:56 PM »
the HUELEN10 award does not sound flattering at all
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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #18495 on: May 28, 2016, 08:59:42 PM »
Barely a step above "GAF, I need rudimentary instructions on how to eat food."
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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #18496 on: May 28, 2016, 09:09:39 PM »
I don't...it's really not that different from using an electric razor. Especially the beard/mustache trimmer on one.

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5. If I stroked down through the shaving cream but hair still remains, can I stroke down again without having to reapply shaving cream?
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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #18497 on: May 28, 2016, 09:14:50 PM »
:comeon You can't be serious. The texture work between 360 and PS4 is night and day.

Is it as huge a leap as Playstation -> Dreamcast? No but look at early 360 titles and PS4 titles, you can't tell me they look graphically the same.

I never said early 360 games look on par with PS4 games, I said its harder to tell the difference. Do I care about how shiny or damp a 2016 PS4 character model is versus how shiny or damp a 360 character model from 2012/2013 is? Nope.

It's nice not to care, but if it's really that hard to tell the difference, get your eyes checked.  :doge

I mean you're going with my argument. But you're doing the thing Morma is against.

If you're gonna compare, compare something like... Uncharted 3 or the Last of Us (around the same time frame if a year or two) post-PS3 life to Uncharted 4. It's easy to see what improvements in graphics have been made there.

Yes, budgets have been ballooning and they probably should stop and go Demon's Souls-route of "looks nearly last gen but doesn't push the consoles power AND is super practical in budgeting" for AAA, but people would scream bloody murder if things didn't look like Uncharted 4 on anything non-PC.

PC is where those things can be thrown in and the true enthusists of $1000 dumped can get them now, while the folks that play later will see the improvements in image quality when they upgrade.

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« Reply #18498 on: May 28, 2016, 09:18:58 PM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=204940393&postcount=24
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« Reply #18500 on: May 28, 2016, 10:00:36 PM »
It feels like Street Fighter V was a complete dud in every sense except for the most dedicated online players and competitive players. Not many online communities give a shit about SFV, there isn't worthwhile rivalries or beef, its pretty boring to watch (I say that as someone that loves to watch SF4 matches, which people say is one of the most boring games to watch). SRK, Eventhubs, R/kappa,  none of these FGC hotspots got revitalized after SFV's launch.

SFV is still bringing in fine numbers, but I'm expecting a big drop off by the end of the year.

Super Smash Melee and Wii-U seem like the main fighting games that get watched competitively.  If you said that five years ago, people would think you're fucking nuts. The FGC boat has sailed, we're now back to pre SFIV, where Mortal Kombat and maybe Tekken will be the most popular fighters again sales wise. 
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« Reply #18503 on: May 28, 2016, 10:55:09 PM »
It feels like Street Fighter V was a complete dud in every sense except for the most dedicated online players and competitive players. Not many online communities give a shit about SFV, there isn't worthwhile rivalries or beef, its pretty boring to watch (I say that as someone that loves to watch SF4 matches, which people say is one of the most boring games to watch). SRK, Eventhubs, R/kappa,  none of these FGC hotspots got revitalized after SFV's launch.

SFV is still bringing in fine numbers, but I'm expecting a big drop off by the end of the year.

Super Smash Melee and Wii-U seem like the main fighting games that get watched competitively.  If you said that five years ago, people would think you're fucking nuts. The FGC boat has sailed, we're now back to pre SFIV, where Mortal Kombat and maybe Tekken will be the most popular fighters again sales wise.

im interested to see how V does at evo. outside of bad lag episodes, im enjoying it much more than 4

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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #18504 on: May 28, 2016, 11:02:02 PM »
http://m.neogaf.com/showthread.php?t=1225084


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Freenudemacusers flying close to the sun in that thread.

As usual.  :)
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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #18505 on: May 28, 2016, 11:10:32 PM »
he "proudly clicks on ads"???


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« Reply #18507 on: May 28, 2016, 11:19:01 PM »
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knocking on wood but havent had any issues yet. i only click on ads when im browsing on wiiu though(which is the majority of the time) just in case
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« Reply #18508 on: May 28, 2016, 11:45:17 PM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=204953497&postcount=34

This fucker gonna get banned, mark my words.

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« Reply #18509 on: May 28, 2016, 11:54:58 PM »
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knocking on wood but havent had any issues yet. i only click on ads when im browsing on wiiu though(which is the majority of the time) just in case
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click GAF ads while browsing on your Wii U brehs  :heh

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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #18510 on: May 28, 2016, 11:59:25 PM »
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knocking on wood but havent had any issues yet. i only click on ads when im browsing on wiiu though(which is the majority of the time) just in case
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click GAF ads while browsing on your Wii U brehs  :heh

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« Reply #18511 on: May 29, 2016, 01:30:22 AM »
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knocking on wood but havent had any issues yet. i only click on ads when im browsing on wiiu though(which is the majority of the time) just in case
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click GAF ads while browsing on your Wii U brehs  :heh

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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #18512 on: May 29, 2016, 03:45:15 AM »
Another unfortunate incident at a zoo, another round of :heh

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Fuck that kid. What a piece of shit family.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=204948459&postcount=11

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Man when will people ever learn. This is why you put your kids on leashes dammit.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=204952135&postcount=153

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I'm skeptical. The gorilla was practically babysitting him, even helping him stand up.


:comeon Don't anthropomorphize dawg.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=204950020&postcount=92

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You're suggesting there's a cover-up?

Maybe to a degree, or over-reacting. But from the video it looks like the gorilla is very intent on keeping the child safe, not hurting it. I'm not saying they shouldn't have shot it, unlike the Lions which I would have rather let the man die. Only that it didn't act aggressively.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=204951031&postcount=123

I know it's a cumulative effect but the constant Monday morning quarterbacking is a bit irritating.
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« Reply #18513 on: May 29, 2016, 05:35:52 AM »
http://m.neogaf.com/showpost.php?p=204865284

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« Reply #18514 on: May 29, 2016, 08:45:44 AM »
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That is an absolutely ridiculous thing to say. A human life is NOT more important than an animals. We have put those poor animals in a cage and then when we invade the space we have created for them... that isn't enough, we still kill it because some parents are too busy in their own self indulgence to notice their kids had strayed in to a cage. The parents should be charged. That animal should have be tranquilized if anything.

I actually hate the way humans create this image that we are more important then everything else, we're not. We're nothing but leaches and suck the earth for everything it has and in effect slowly killing it. Not many animals are glutenous animals like us, they take what they need and that is us. We've been around for such a small amount of time and we are tearing this place apart.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1225110&page=8

The morality of subjugating nature is a discussion worth having but :larry
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« Reply #18515 on: May 29, 2016, 08:49:28 AM »
But not with an idiot who implies that the parents should have just thrown their hands up and said "oh well, fuck it, we'll make another".

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« Reply #18516 on: May 29, 2016, 08:49:42 AM »
Somebody watched a little too much Fern Gully.

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« Reply #18517 on: May 29, 2016, 09:32:39 AM »
It's too bad most GAF members never leave their mom's basement because I'd like to see how they handle these situations.  These people also think Uncharted 4 getting less than a 9.5 is a tragedy so you can imagine how well equipped they are to deal with aggressive animals where they aren't on top of the food chain.
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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #18518 on: May 29, 2016, 10:01:53 AM »
http://m.neogaf.com/showpost.php?p=204865284

I think I now know what my next entrepreneurial pursuit shall be.  :doge

...You doing it with horses? :doge

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« Reply #18519 on: May 29, 2016, 10:14:19 AM »
I'd gladly kill 1000 gorillas to save one human.

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« Reply #18520 on: May 29, 2016, 10:21:59 AM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1225084

Holy shit this thread still isn't locked.

Evilore must be preparing a fucking 5 page essay.

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« Reply #18521 on: May 29, 2016, 10:36:46 AM »
Remember when that "pet" orangutan ripped that old lady's face off like a decade or more ago now, there was all sorts of absurd monday morning quarterbacking on that one.

Anyway, that led to one of Michael Savage's fascinating stories, from when he was in with all the weirdo culture in San Francisco in the 1970's naked with Allen Ginsberg, Karl Hess and others. He knew a guy who lived with an orangutan and one day it decided to try and rip his arms off because why the hell not? But the guy managed to throw it out the apartment window. And everyone in their circle refused to speak to him because he had killed the poor defenseless animal by escalating the situation when he fought back.

His point wasn't even to blast the WATERMELONEVIROWEENIES but instead was responding to some of that MMQing about doing this or that/keeping these kinds of animals as pets/etc. and how anthromorphizing them is fine when they're something like a dog or parakeet, but if it's an orangutan or housecat you should realize that no matter what it looks like it's doing (like the guy on GAF who says "it's probably protecting the kid!") you can't actually fathom why and that it can and will kill you for no "logical" or "clear" reason. Even I, as a perfectly rational flawlessly logical self-interested individual have to catch myself from time to time and reapproach how an animal is "seeing" the situation.

But to continue my stupid rambling off that last post.

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I've always liked this idea of a collective intelligence that's been passed down through other animals only that leaves them as great stewards of a habitat unlike ignorant humanity and it often ties in with thoughts like this one:
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Not many animals are glutenous animals like us, they take what they need and that is [it].
While most humans understand the concepts of supply and scarcity at a basic level and many animals mate/hunt their prey to local extinction or extreme resource scarcity and how many realize the why? And can then work out ways to reverse it until a near-extinct critter becomes a pest because it's cute or a state symbol? Why doesn't the collective consciousness of nature tune them into that?

One set of animals that does have a fairly consistent concept of surplus are squirrels/chipmunks. When they come across a cache of food, they intentionally store excess even if the excess amount is shown to be consistently available. (They also have incredible spacial memory to remember where all their secret caches are. And they'll fake digging and take multiple routes to throw off any potential snoops. It's also why there's no such thing as a squirrel proof feeder, only delaying.) Some of them get really bad and you have to take them on Hoarders to get rid of all their National Geographic's back to 1974 they've buried in the yard.

Nobody ever talks about that, and by the time we do, they'll have all the nuclear weapons. And Conker: Live and Reloaded will become as hellish of a reality as it was a game.

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« Reply #18522 on: May 29, 2016, 10:39:14 AM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=204944005

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No. I can't picture our perfect flower Taylor having sex with Kanye, even if he's our Future President.

Like legit, hearing Taylor Swift had sex with anyone who isn't a beautiful successful nice guy like Chris Evans would crush me. :( Taylor's a goddess who only deserves a fellow perfect human God.

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« Reply #18523 on: May 29, 2016, 10:40:23 AM »
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We're nothing but leaches and suck the earth for everything it has and in effect slowly killing it.
Also the presumption of how the Earth is "supposed to be" that always precludes one, and only one, of its species from doing whatever it wants.

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« Reply #18524 on: May 29, 2016, 10:45:46 AM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1225084

Holy shit this thread still isn't locked.

Evilore must be preparing a fucking 5 page essay.

http://m.neogaf.com/showpost.php?p=204978085

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« Reply #18525 on: May 29, 2016, 10:46:50 AM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=204944005

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No. I can't picture our perfect flower Taylor having sex with Kanye, even if he's our Future President.

Like legit, hearing Taylor Swift had sex with anyone who isn't a beautiful successful nice guy like Chris Evans would crush me. :( Taylor's a goddess who only deserves a fellow perfect human God.
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=204979123&postcount=151  :teehee

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« Reply #18526 on: May 29, 2016, 10:51:36 AM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=204953979&postcount=351
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It's certainly a factor in recent times, but I don't call what they do coverage anyway.

This is the kind of coverage Nintendo games deserve:

GameXplain: Super Mario 3D World - Trailer Analysis (Secrets & Hidden Details - Nintendo Direct) (20 minutes)
GameXplain: Nintendo Movies & NX News Discussion (Kimishima Interview) (40 minutes)
J. Parish: http://www.anatomyofgames.com/2013/12/08/the-anatomy-of-super-metroid-01-moving-pictures/


In the same way I have to rely on kickstarter projects to bring games of my taste to life since I don't get what I want from AAA devs anymore; I have to rely on sources that receive income from patreon because the big gaming site don't have what I'm looking for.

This is the only way of getting a new Banjo Kazooie, Castlevania and Mega Man that may or may not turn out good, as well as in depth coverage for games of my taste. Why? Isn't the quality of some of the games I list very high? They aren't fun games worth talking about and breaking down? What happened?

If you go to IGN's Nintendo page right now and check the five big headlines, one of them is this article posted over 1 month ago:

http://www.ign.com/articles/2016/04/27/why-nintendo-is-in-real-trouble

Why doesn't this surprise me? lol

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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #18527 on: May 29, 2016, 10:51:44 AM »
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That is an absolutely ridiculous thing to say. A human life is NOT more important than an animals. We have put those poor animals in a cage and then when we invade the space we have created for them... that isn't enough, we still kill it because some parents are too busy in their own self indulgence to notice their kids had strayed in to a cage. The parents should be charged. That animal should have be tranquilized if anything.

I actually hate the way humans create this image that we are more important then everything else, we're not. We're nothing but leaches and suck the earth for everything it has and in effect slowly killing it. Not many animals are glutenous animals like us, they take what they need and that is us. We've been around for such a small amount of time and we are tearing this place apart.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1225110&page=8

The morality of subjugating nature is a discussion worth having but :larry

With this dude?



 :neogaf

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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #18528 on: May 29, 2016, 11:16:51 AM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=204944005

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No. I can't picture our perfect flower Taylor having sex with Kanye, even if he's our Future President.

Like legit, hearing Taylor Swift had sex with anyone who isn't a beautiful successful nice guy like Chris Evans would crush me. :( Taylor's a goddess who only deserves a fellow perfect human God.
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=204979123&postcount=151  :teehee



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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #18529 on: May 29, 2016, 11:28:55 AM »
That Taylor Swift meme is great.

And the Michael Savage story is great too, Benji. I'm sure the next story was about his favorite Chinese restaurant.

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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #18530 on: May 29, 2016, 11:35:36 AM »
Another unfortunate incident at a zoo, another round of :heh

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Fuck that kid. What a piece of shit family.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=204948459&postcount=11

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Man when will people ever learn. This is why you put your kids on leashes dammit.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=204952135&postcount=153

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I'm skeptical. The gorilla was practically babysitting him, even helping him stand up.


:comeon Don't anthropomorphize dawg.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=204950020&postcount=92

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You're suggesting there's a cover-up?

Maybe to a degree, or over-reacting. But from the video it looks like the gorilla is very intent on keeping the child safe, not hurting it. I'm not saying they shouldn't have shot it, unlike the Lions which I would have rather let the man die. Only that it didn't act aggressively.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=204951031&postcount=123

I know it's a cumulative effect but the constant Monday morning quarterbacking is a bit irritating.
Gaffers : Gold standard of parenting, zookeeping and enclosure engineering.


That shit-house of a forum is the biggest den of psychopaths, nonces and distinguished mentally-challenged fellows i have ever come across.

Just when i think they can't lower the bar any further.

benjipwns

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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #18531 on: May 29, 2016, 11:49:44 AM »
And the Michael Savage story is great too, Benji. I'm sure the next story was about his favorite Chinese restaurant.
I know, it's a big L, but I still think he's a good storyteller when it's about random stuff in his past/San Francisco. :fbm

Or when he calls Trump "the Winston Churchill of Our Time." :gbcry

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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #18532 on: May 29, 2016, 11:56:58 AM »
"I listen to Michael Savage for the stories about his random past." -benjipwns

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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #18533 on: May 29, 2016, 11:57:15 AM »
Remember when that "pet" orangutan ripped that old lady's face off like a decade or more ago now, there was all sorts of absurd monday morning quarterbacking on that one.

Anyway, that led to one of Michael Savage's fascinating stories, from when he was in with all the weirdo culture in San Francisco in the 1970's naked with Allen Ginsberg, Karl Hess and others. He knew a guy who lived with an orangutan and one day it decided to try and rip his arms off because why the hell not? But the guy managed to throw it out the apartment window. And everyone in their circle refused to speak to him because he had killed the poor defenseless animal by escalating the situation when he fought back.

His point wasn't even to blast the WATERMELONEVIROWEENIES but instead was responding to some of that MMQing about doing this or that/keeping these kinds of animals as pets/etc. and how anthromorphizing them is fine when they're something like a dog or parakeet, but if it's an orangutan or housecat you should realize that no matter what it looks like it's doing (like the guy on GAF who says "it's probably protecting the kid!") you can't actually fathom why and that it can and will kill you for no "logical" or "clear" reason. Even I, as a perfectly rational flawlessly logical self-interested individual have to catch myself from time to time and reapproach how an animal is "seeing" the situation.

But to continue my stupid rambling off that last post.

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We've been around for such a small amount of time and we are tearing this place apart.
I've always liked this idea of a collective intelligence that's been passed down through other animals only that leaves them as great stewards of a habitat unlike ignorant humanity and it often ties in with thoughts like this one:
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Not many animals are glutenous animals like us, they take what they need and that is [it].
While most humans understand the concepts of supply and scarcity at a basic level and many animals mate/hunt their prey to local extinction or extreme resource scarcity and how many realize the why? And can then work out ways to reverse it until a near-extinct critter becomes a pest because it's cute or a state symbol? Why doesn't the collective consciousness of nature tune them into that?

One set of animals that does have a fairly consistent concept of surplus are squirrels/chipmunks. When they come across a cache of food, they intentionally store excess even if the excess amount is shown to be consistently available. (They also have incredible spacial memory to remember where all their secret caches are. And they'll fake digging and take multiple routes to throw off any potential snoops. It's also why there's no such thing as a squirrel proof feeder, only delaying.) Some of them get really bad and you have to take them on Hoarders to get rid of all their National Geographic's back to 1974 they've buried in the yard.

Nobody ever talks about that, and by the time we do, they'll have all the nuclear weapons. And Conker: Live and Reloaded will become as hellish of a reality as it was a game.

    -Thomas Hobbes, Leviathan 1672
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benjipwns

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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #18534 on: May 29, 2016, 12:08:48 PM »
I should listen more but he's spent the last three months attacking Bernie Sanders and his emerging secret threat of leading a Communist Revolution via La Raza and other imported Bolivaristas and how only Trump can stop Crazy Bernie.

benjipwns

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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #18535 on: May 29, 2016, 12:12:41 PM »
It just frightens me too much since I've already invested everything with Swiss America which will probably be the revolutions first target.

edit: lol at Swiss America's Google Street View picture

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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #18536 on: May 29, 2016, 12:39:13 PM »
And the Michael Savage story is great too, Benji. I'm sure the next story was about his favorite Chinese restaurant.
I know, it's a big L, but I still think he's a good storyteller when it's about random stuff in his past/San Francisco. :fbm

Or when he calls Trump "the Winston Churchill of Our Time." :gbcry
No excuses needed. I own and have read all his books. The dude is entertaining AF sometimes. Based on his colorful past I would really like to believe it's all an act.

benjipwns

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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #18537 on: May 29, 2016, 12:52:08 PM »
Ha! I doubt it's totally an act but like Coulter and Rush I think he plays the persona way up or lets it get the best of him on air.

This one just came out, I saw it at the library:

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TEDDY AND ME is a rare glimpse into the life of one of America's most popular talk radio hosts. Come along for the ride as Savage and his best friend explore the streets of San Francisco, ride the "Tedevator," and read bedtime stories together. If you've ever wondered how the conservative icon who can go from zero to enraged in a matter of seconds has kept his sanity in an insane world, this book has the answer.

To the political establishment, he's a force of nature, but to Teddy, Michael Savage is just his "service human." Spend a day in the life of a media giant and the most politically savvy canine alive in TEDDY AND ME.

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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #18539 on: May 29, 2016, 01:39:54 PM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=204953979&postcount=351
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It's certainly a factor in recent times, but I don't call what they do coverage anyway.

This is the kind of coverage Nintendo games deserve:

GameXplain: Super Mario 3D World - Trailer Analysis (Secrets & Hidden Details - Nintendo Direct) (20 minutes)
GameXplain: Nintendo Movies & NX News Discussion (Kimishima Interview) (40 minutes)
J. Parish: http://www.anatomyofgames.com/2013/12/08/the-anatomy-of-super-metroid-01-moving-pictures/


In the same way I have to rely on kickstarter projects to bring games of my taste to life since I don't get what I want from AAA devs anymore; I have to rely on sources that receive income from patreon because the big gaming site don't have what I'm looking for.

This is the only way of getting a new Banjo Kazooie, Castlevania and Mega Man that may or may not turn out good, as well as in depth coverage for games of my taste. Why? Isn't the quality of some of the games I list very high? They aren't fun games worth talking about and breaking down? What happened?

If you go to IGN's Nintendo page right now and check the five big headlines, one of them is this article posted over 1 month ago:

http://www.ign.com/articles/2016/04/27/why-nintendo-is-in-real-trouble

Why doesn't this surprise me? lol

"This is the kind of coverage nintendo games deserve:iface