The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.

[Tasty]

read the OP and then read huelen's post

how can someone be so fucking dumb

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=205095385&postcount=32

This saltiness is so good.

[benjipwns]

Changing your work schedule to watch primary election returns in a decided race: http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=205096420&postcount=8938

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=205096984&postcount=8944

I really regret not taking the 8th off. Looks like it's going to be a fun/late night.

Might have to consider a rare instance where I call-in sick.

[Mr. Nobody]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=205066353&postcount=71

I love when I meet friends for lunch and I come wearing a T-Shirt, pair of jeans, and some Jordans. I always ALWAYS fuck with them by saying "Man, aren't you guys hot in those suits!?"

I think he just likes the part where his friends pay for his lunch because they can afford to.

This fucking guy 

No one should strive to be that corny

[Great Rumbler]

He left off the part where his friends reply: "Aren't you embarrassed to be dressed like a jobless pleb?"

[curly]

Changing your work schedule to watch primary election returns in a decided race: http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=205096420&postcount=8938

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=205096984&postcount=8944

I really regret not taking the 8th off. Looks like it's going to be a fun/late night.

Might have to consider a rare instance where I call-in sick.

Putting the gaf in poligaf.

[thisismyusername]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1225703

Someone needs to tell OP to make more descriptive thread titles. How the hell are people supposed to know it's focusing on SF5 without clicking on the Youtube?

[IrishNinja]

read the OP and then read huelen's post

how can someone be so fucking dumb

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=205095385&postcount=32

bruh
its huelen

[Dennis]

Today in console delusion

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1225769

 

[benjipwns]

So we should expect the upgraded consoles to look like the tech demos shown for the current consoles? What about the new tech demos?

[zomgee]

So we should expect the upgraded consoles to look like the tech demos shown for the current consoles? What about the new tech demos?

Wait for the PC release

[Joe Molotov]

So we should expect the upgraded consoles to look like the tech demos shown for the current consoles? What about the new tech demos?

Wait for the Wii Double-U release.

[Joe Molotov]

And then everyone got cellphone cameras and the aliens were like "shit, we can't go back there anymore". 

spoiler (click to show/hide)

And then the other alien was like "let's go to Uranus instead."

[close]

[Tasty]

So we should expect the upgraded consoles to look like the tech demos shown for the current consoles? What about the new tech demos?

Wait for the Wii Double-U release.

Wii DP

[Phoenix Dark]

read the OP and then read huelen's post

how can someone be so fucking dumb

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=205095385&postcount=32

mental illness brehettes

[Jansen]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=205118377&postcount=837

I don't agree with that. If there was a situation where I had to save my dog or a stranger's child I would save my dog every time.

Civil discourse through careful moderation

[meeb]

All the people crying over the gorilla and how awful humans are for not giving a shit about gorillas enough don't realize that gorillas don't give a single fuck about other animals.

If humans are evil for our lack of empathy, other animal species are basically Super Hitler.

[TVC15]

Fuck it. This mentality that every human life is important and worthwhile needs to go away. That child would have better served humanity if the gorilla started using it as a masturbatory device (like that monkey + frog video) and thus became a hilarious meme. Now, the stupid child and his stupider parents will only serve humanity by becoming slaves to debt, like every other living fucking thing. The kid coulda been something. Now, all he'll be is a row in some bank's spreadsheet.

[meeb]

Fuck it. This mentality that every human life is important and worthwhile needs to go away. That child would have better served humanity if the gorilla started using it as a masturbatory device (like that monkey + frog video) and thus became a hilarious meme. Now, the stupid child and his stupider parents will only serve humanity by becoming slaves to debt, like every other living fucking thing. The kid coulda been something. Now, all he'll be is a row in some bank's spreadsheet.

Not sure if actually crazy or roleplaying as a GAFer.

[VomKriege]

That gorilla thread is still going huh ?

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=205123172&postcount=862

So gaf, help me understand the situation. Was the mother alone watching after several children (at least three i imagine)?

Yep. I mean, at least take another adult with you.

The in parenthood (who can't, apparently, envision a functional family with over 3 children ?) at GAF have spoken, that mother should just have called her assistant parent or something.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=205139873&postcount=912

couldnt someone wrestle the ape into submission first? i mean i know theyre stronger but its not like theyre adept in combat techniques

Satire... ?

[Let's Cyber]

couldnt someone wrestle the ape into submission first? i mean i know theyre stronger but its not like theyre adept in combat techniques

Satire... ?

I just would have used my +5 boots of quickening to swiftly snatch the child from danger,  followed up by using my Witcher signs of Axii and Aard respectively to confuse and then knock back the great ape. 

[Joe Molotov]

Has the gorilla even been in a thousand fights before? I doubt it.

[VomKriege]

Has the gorilla even been in a thousand fights before? I doubt it.

I heard that he was better at managing the ad space of a massive videogame forum tho.

[Tasty]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1225861

This is too much HUELEN packed into one thread. Pretty much hits all the checkmarks:

- Fucked up the thread title
- Needlessly excited over shit no one cares about
- Stanning a conservative radio show
- Host of said show is a literal brony
- Eight paragraphs of spergspeak about this dumb thing

[Kara]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=205139873&postcount=912

couldnt someone wrestle the ape into submission first? i mean i know theyre stronger but its not like theyre adept in combat techniques

I love that this poster has a Donkey Kong avatar.

[brawndolicious]

Jeezus fuck I would have loved to be there when some know-nothing-about-animals-or-parenting idiot jumps into the enclosure to subdue the lesser primate. It's the pinnacle of darwinism.

[agrajag]

If you put the life of a gorilla above that of a human child, you are a psychopath. No ifs or buts about it.

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

GAF on Gorillas: Fuck that kid, if he dies because of a gorilla, so what, they can always pop out another unit.

GAF on Uncharted 4 getting a 93 on Metacritic: I'M OUTRAGED!!!!!!!!!!!

If you put the life of a gorilla above that of a human child, you are a psychopath. No ifs or buts about it.

If it means anything, GAF members will never hold any positions of power or create impactful policy changes.  The impotent rage that they express will keep them down their whole lives until they gargle buckshot in their 30s and 40s when they have no friends, no girlfriends (or boyfriends), and have nothing of note in their lives except 30,000 posts on GAF and Reddit.

[fizzel]

This dumb gorilla shit over the entirety of the internet is cause to re-implement national service. These soft cunts need to get Disney washed from their minds.

A fucking ton of solid muscle was dragging a kid around you distinguished mentally-challenged fellows, stop assigning human emotion to a beast that wouldn't hesitate to wipe its ass with your face. If it killed or crippled that kid... It would have been shot anyway! Dickheads!

Fuck it. This mentality that every human life is important and worthwhile needs to go away. That child would have better served humanity if the gorilla started using it as a masturbatory device (like that monkey + frog video) and thus became a hilarious meme. Now, the stupid child and his stupider parents will only serve humanity by becoming slaves to debt, like every other living fucking thing. The kid coulda been something. Now, all he'll be is a row in some bank's spreadsheet.

Not sure if actually crazy or roleplaying as a GAFer.

Catatonic melancholic.

[D3RANG3D]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=205068639#post205068639

I don't know who this dude is but from that post on there's a pile on on him for absolutely no reason. It was weird how he went about defending his avatar, but some posters seem to just want him banned while referring to other threads he posted in. How is this OK?

They are piling on at least the one with Korra avatar because of this thread.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1225260

[helios]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=205068639#post205068639

I don't know who this dude is but from that post on there's a pile on on him for absolutely no reason. It was weird how he went about defending his avatar, but some posters seem to just want him banned while referring to other threads he posted in. How is this OK?

They are piling on at least the one with Korra avatar because of this thread.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1225260

It all comes back to Ghostbusters.

[Mr. Nobody]

Fuck it. This mentality that every human life is important and worthwhile needs to go away. That child would have better served humanity if the gorilla started using it as a masturbatory device (like that monkey + frog video) and thus became a hilarious meme. Now, the stupid child and his stupider parents will only serve humanity by becoming slaves to debt, like every other living fucking thing. The kid coulda been something. Now, all he'll be is a row in some bank's spreadsheet.

The White Man, ya'll

[Am_I_Anonymous]

http://m.neogaf.com/showthread.php?t=1225819


GAF where hating on your country is the first step to becoming a globally accepted basement dwelling waste of oxygen.

[doctavius bonbon]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1225861

This is too much HUELEN packed into one thread. Pretty much hits all the checkmarks:

- Fucked up the thread title
- Needlessly excited over shit no one cares about
- Stanning a conservative radio show
- Host of said show is a literal brony
- Eight paragraphs of spergspeak about this dumb thing

(Image removed from quote.)

Ghost isn't a brony, and radio graffiti is pretty funny tbh.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

I thought heulen or whatever was a transgendered attention whore?

[TVC15]

Actually, Am_I_Anonymous, it's "transgender," not "transgendered."

[meeb]

I thought heulen or whatever was a transgendered attention whore?

Fake transgender, almost certainly.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

Actually, Am_I_Anonymous, it's "transgender," not "transgendered."

What the fuck ever.

Want to be a girl who's a boy? Great

Want to be a boy who's a girl? Super

Just don't expect me to get your preferred gender label correct. I can't even get people's names right here and I've seen them for years.

[Tasty]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1225861

This is too much HUELEN packed into one thread. Pretty much hits all the checkmarks:

- Fucked up the thread title
- Needlessly excited over shit no one cares about
- Stanning a conservative radio show
- Host of said show is a literal brony
- Eight paragraphs of spergspeak about this dumb thing

(Image removed from quote.)

Ghost isn't a brony, and radio graffiti is pretty funny tbh.

Stan for conservative radio shows "ironically" brehs.

[TVC15]

You also spelled huelen wrong, btw.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

You also spelled huelen wrong, btw.

[The Legend of Sunblade]

I'm not sure even Huelen keeps track of whether he's a boy, a girl, gay, transgender, an alien or a gorilla every day of the week depending on what the new fad is, so it doesn't really matter. 

[Am_I_Anonymous]

I'm not sure even Huelen keeps track of whether he's a boy, a girl, gay, transgender, an alien or a gorilla every day of the week depending on what the new fad is, so it doesn't really matter. 

I'm sure this will trigger and offend him.

[archie4208]

I'm not sure even Huelen keeps track of whether he's a boy, a girl, gay, transgender, an alien or a gorilla every day of the week depending on what the new fad is, so it doesn't really matter. 

Sonic-kin. 

[TVC15]

Really, they shouldn't have shot. I would have loved to see the gorilla use that child as a fleshlight.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

Really, they shouldn't have shot. I would have loved to see the gorilla use that child as a fleshlight.

The mother? Sure


The kid? Come on man. He's just a baby.


Gorilla had to be shot. Mom needs to be family serviced. The end.

[Joe Molotov]

The only thing that can stop a bad gorilla with a kid is a good gorilla with a kid.

[TVC15]

Really, they shouldn't have shot. I would have loved to see the gorilla use that child as a fleshlight.

The mother? Sure


The kid? Come on man. He's just a baby.


Gorilla had to be shot. Mom needs to be family serviced. The end.

I really like the visual of the mom closing her eyes to reflect for a moment, but she's unable to get the image of her baby drowning in gorilla cum out of her head, and her eyes snap open and she starts sobbing.

[ToxicAdam]

The policy just strikes me as one made by lawyers. If the zoo allowed the animals to live and they attacked someone else down the road, then they are more liable for damages because they were not strict enough on past human encounters.

It just feels like every dumb rule in this country has a worried corporate lawyer behind it.

[TVC15]

The policy just strikes me as one made by lawyers. If the zoo allowed the animals to live and they attacked someone else down the road, then they are more liable for damages because they were not strict enough on past human encounters.

It just feels like every dumb rule in this country has a worried corporate lawyer behind it.

And now they're probably going to have to childproof the entire zoo to please lawyers and water down the experience.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

The policy just strikes me as one made by lawyers. If the zoo allowed the animals to live and they attacked someone else down the road, then they are more liable for damages because they were not strict enough on past human encounters.

It just feels like every dumb rule in this country has a worried corporate lawyer behind it.

Absolutely. Corporate Safety Officers would shit if that animal is allowed to live. It's a risk factor thing. Say a settlement with this woman (probably in the 5-10k range I'd expect) happens, and it will. If said animal was allowed to live and this happens again the next lawyer is going to aim for 7 figures.

[Kara]

The policy just strikes me as one made by lawyers. If the zoo allowed the animals to live and they attacked someone else down the road, then they are more liable for damages because they were not strict enough on past human encounters.

It just feels like every dumb rule in this country has a worried corporate lawyer behind it.

Binding arbitration agreements.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

The policy just strikes me as one made by lawyers. If the zoo allowed the animals to live and they attacked someone else down the road, then they are more liable for damages because they were not strict enough on past human encounters.

It just feels like every dumb rule in this country has a worried corporate lawyer behind it.

Binding arbitration agreements.

Money socked away because you know your shit has issues and it's cheaper to pay people off then fix them

[agrajag]

they should have shot the mother

the privilege that child got over the gorilla is triggering

[Phoenix Dark]

tbh Huelen is either an elaborate troll or simply someone so distinguished mentally-challenged they can't figure out anything, including their gender, age, how to put on clothes, get a job, etc.

[Tasty]

tbh Huelen is either an elaborate troll or simply someone so distinguished mentally-challenged they can't figure out anything, including their gender, age, how to put on clothes, get a job, etc.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=995090

five months later

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1083368

Edit- Mac was a goddamn legend: http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=172730654&postcount=100

[Cerveza mas fina]

poor people buying a new ipad for the colour

sounds like something poor people do actually

not really poor, just stupid poor

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

Most people I know who _have_ to buy the latest iPad/MacBook/iPhone are always broke and don't have a lot of money to begin with.

[Cerveza mas fina]

I love those kind of people

[Phoenix Dark]

The only new thing I HAVE to buy is [insert latest fast food burger/sandwich/taco/burrito/etc]. My pockets and credit rating


My cholesterol

[TVC15]

Uh, is Huelen Chris-chan?