The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.

[benjipwns]

No clicker games where shown at E3, so I guess Zelda wins by default.

The PC Gaming Show should have started off with a hot montage of clicker, match-three and collectible card games. 

[meeb]

The general public knows nothing about the fetish/kink culture. Anything you say will be misunderstood and exaggerated, and it's juicy enough to be mentioned every time your name is mentioned

naw, i think the general public knows something about fetish/kink culture and thats why they want nothing to do with it.

Is it really considered that bad? Like throwing in a pair of play handcuffs?

[Dennis]

Very excited for the new Zelda but I am hoping the NX is at least a decent step up graphically from the Wii U.

[agrajag]

Very excited for the new Zelda but I am hoping the NX is at least a decent step up graphically from the Wii U.

It'll probably be *arguably* more powerful than the OG PS4 *in some respects* and people on GAF will endlessly obsess and argue about it because Nintendo will never release the specs.

[I'm a Puppy!]

Agrajag! You cock sucker!

[agrajag]

Woah, why am I a cocksucker? 

[Tasty]

http://neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=207444463#post207444463

Isn't it consensus amongst gaming journos and most gamers that Zelda was the game of the E3? Why is that guy so salty?

Look at the dude's avatar.

Edit- Beaten by archie

[Tasty]

When Nintendo are the ones doing interesting shit with interactivity and gameplay in open world games, the entire industry deserves a big fat F for fucking up.

I mean Nintendo's thing is that they've always said "fuck story" and gone for super-tight gameplay-oriented experiences, generally. The industry's been taking that big F for years now.

[Jansen]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=207633441&postcount=66
 

[mormapope]

CoD is the king of bringing in anybody from anywhere. Hicks, drug dealers, stoners, kids, teenagers,  white, black, females( ), any match usually has all of those people and more.

Gears of War 3 got a huge Mexican and South American player population after north Americans moved on from the game. From 2013 to now the largest playerbase are probably Mexicans.

[Jansen]

I wonder what would happen to that poster if he said Urban types

[Kara]

Sometimes I feel that without a depraved fetish I can't really be as licentious as I'd like to be, but then I remember that Ernest Hemingway never learned how to write, LeBron James never learned how to play within the traveling rules, and Shigeru Miyamoto never learned how to make a game that wasn't for babies and I accept that I can excel in spite of my limitations.

[zepblackstar]

The general public knows nothing about the fetish/kink culture. Anything you say will be misunderstood and exaggerated, and it's juicy enough to be mentioned every time your name is mentioned

naw, i think the general public knows something about fetish/kink culture and thats why they want nothing to do with it.

Is it really considered that bad? Like throwing in a pair of play handcuffs?

handcuff stuff would be considered naughty play or something adults do in the bed.

The fetish/kink shit they are talking about is borderline you need professional help to work out your problems.

[thisismyusername]

Sometimes I feel that without a depraved fetish I can't really be as licentious as I'd like to be, but then I remember that Ernest Hemingway never learned how to write, LeBron James never learned how to play within the traveling rules, and Shigeru Miyamoto never learned how to make a game that wasn't for babies and I accept that I can excel in spite of my limitations.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1236156

That'sNotHowThisWorks,That'sNotHowAnyOfThisWorks.gif

[benjipwns]

I'd like to see some Scorpio/Neo benchmarks for Excel before I consider another upgrade.

Also, AdVenture Capitalist.

[thisismyusername]

https://twitter.com/SwiftOnSecurity/status/744354082505166848

Kara.

[zomgee]

I'd like to see some Scorpio/Neo benchmarks for Excel before I consider another upgrade.

Maybe Scoprio.

[benjipwns]

Age rating
For ages 6 and up

[Tasty]

Sometimes I feel that without a depraved fetish I can't really be as licentious as I'd like to be, but then I remember that Ernest Hemingway never learned how to write, LeBron James never learned how to play within the traveling rules, and Shigeru Miyamoto never learned how to make a game that wasn't for babies and I accept that I can excel in spite of my limitations.

Hating on Hemingway

This is a new level of hipster.

[TakingBackSunday]

Hemingway is the author sophomore writing majors crown

There are better writers.

[Tasty]

Hemingway is the author sophomore writing majors crown

There are better writers.

Does that even have to be said? Dude is still really entertaining to read.

[Kara]

I smoke Arturo Fuente Hemingways.

[benjipwns]

I could be comfortable with someone making an argument that A Farewell to Arms is worse than Catcher in the Rye.

[benjipwns]

A Farewell to Arms - Pros:
1. Everytime anyone says "the winter sport."

Catcher in the Rye - Pros:
1. Conspiracy Theory

[Kara]

A Farewell to Arms - Pros:
1. Everytime anyone says "the winter sport."

Catcher in the Rye - Pros:
1. Conspiracy Theory

phony

[I'm a Puppy!]

Woah, why am I a cocksucker? 

You say that like it's a bad thing 

[mormapope]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1234435

Have any of these people played a Gears of War game? Also, third person cinematic action games isn't a fresh or new direction  .

Can't wait for the baby spergers to post about how they were in tears when Kratos beat a troll to death by kicking in its eyes and his son hid in a bush and cried. Or when his son gets gravely wounded and Kratos cries out to some norse god that he'll do anything to hear his son's voice again.

EDIT: I'll add, the developers behind God of War saying the game will be one long shot when it comes to cinematography and camera work might be the dumbest goal or aspiration possible for a videogame. You can do anything with a camera angle or shot in a videogame, it isn't fucking impressive when you have one long take in a videogame. There can be a bowel cam, a boner cam.

[benjipwns]

I'll add, the developers behind God of War saying the game all be one long shot when it comes to cinematography and camera work might be the dumbest goal or aspiration possible for a videogame. You can do anything with a camera angle or shot in a videogame, it isn't fucking impressive when you have one long take in a videogame.

[VomKriege]

Why are they so  ?

It's not like there's any chance Nintendo would be a threat to their precious PS4. Why do they need to downplay a great game that Nintendo made? What a bunch of petulant children.

Would you rather be Edison or Tesla ?
Being coopted by mindless masses is merely a mean to an end, being cajoled by the critical elite is what it is all about.

[Take My Breh Away]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1236193

"Exclusives Matter the most for consoles and what are driving PS4 sales" says the Sony stan on gaf

Despite every NPD thread showing exclusives have been mostly catastrophic flops this generation, third party is what drives consoles and Uncharted 4 is barely tracking ahead of Halo 5 and was roundly beaten solidly by Splatoon and Mario Kart 8 in cumulative sales. UC4 only pushed 200K PS4's in the US compared to the 600K-Million PS3 units it used to push in the US. Meanwhile Sony sells a million PS4's every time the new COD drops and people want to claim people are buying PS4's for exclusives?

GAF is just handing material to 4chan/Reddit to mock them these days

[qq more]

When Nintendo are the ones doing interesting shit with interactivity and gameplay in open world games, the entire industry deserves a big fat F for fucking up.

I mean Nintendo's thing is that they've always said "fuck story" and gone for super-tight gameplay-oriented experiences, generally. The industry's been taking that big F for years now.

it's a shame that they've went a bit too far regarding that (like paper mario's newer games, but then again I would be lying if I said that 3DS game had good gameplay lol)

but yeah tight gameplay over story for me

[thisismyusername]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1183208

That OP though

[agrajag]

Woah, why am I a cocksucker? 

You say that like it's a bad thing 

oh well in that case give me all the cawks 

[agrajag]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=207631741&postcount=640
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=207631859&postcount=642

this thread has [TRIGGERED] me on several occasions in the past few days

I kind of agree with that thread. People that say that dark chocolate tastes better than milk chocolate are pretentious fucks!

[kick51]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=207662773&postcount=1936

Overwatch: The Phantom Diversity


blizzard twitter did deconfirm it, but apparently the tweet was deep as fuck and only this one person picked up on the true meaning

[zepblackstar]

Dark Chocolate beyond 72% is just nasty.

 

[kick51]

to be fair, dark chocolate has been cited in many a proclamation of adulthood and sophistication on gaf for far too long and had it coming.   well, not just on gaf, I know people irl who act like they graduated to dark chocolate.

how you gonna make smores with dark chocolate

[Kara]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1183208

That OP though

There were a couple of titles that didn't make it to EVO this year. I've compiled a video package of FGC reactions for those games below

Ultra Street Fighter IV
Skullgirls
King of Fighters XIII
Dead or Alive 5 Last Round

holy shit

Too bad this got locked. Remember what I said about good threads?

e: Got locked for being done, in case you didn't catch that.

[Take My Breh Away]

Steve Youngblood proves he's Khorne in the streets, Slaanesh in the sheets once more

[Great Rumbler]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=207631741&postcount=640
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=207631859&postcount=642

this thread has [TRIGGERED] me on several occasions in the past few days

People trashing dark chocolate are flat wrong.

[Kara]

RE: Phantom Diversity in Overwatch, this is a game where the woman who is Telugu has a Hindu goddess skin, the revenge seeking man named Reyes has a mariachi skin, and whose formative event in the lore (the Omnic Crisis) was literally made up on the spot during production.

It's truly beautiful to see Blizzard's f u c k i n g  a w f u l creative teams taken behind the woodshed by woke gamers though.

[kick51]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1183208

That OP though

There were a couple of titles that didn't make it to EVO this year. I've compiled a video package of FGC reactions for those games below

Ultra Street Fighter IV
Skullgirls
King of Fighters XIII
Dead or Alive 5 Last Round

holy shit

Too bad this got locked. Remember what I said about good threads?

Not modbot cock blocked, they just moved onto the new thread, whose OP is even more ridiculous but also captures the zeitgeist of the current FGC: http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1235193

RE: Phantom Diversity in Overwatch, this is a game where the woman who is Telugu has a Hindu goddess skin, the revenge seeking man named Reyes has a mariachi skin, and whose formative event in the lore (the Omnic Crisis) was literally made up on the spot during production.

It's truly beautiful to see Blizzard's f u c k i n g  a w f u l creative teams taken behind the woodshed by woke gamers though.

no but it's just missing geriatrics and phenylketonurics, THEN it will be perfect
 

[Kara]

Thanks for the correction.

Good thing this isn't GAF and I won't get banned for not reading the thread.

[Phoenix Dark]

Given my complexion views it's ironic that I can't stand dark chocolate. It tastes terrible. 

[Atramental]

Dark chocolate is like Swiss cheese in that it tastes better melted over stuff. 

[Atramental]

 

[nachobro]

The FGC OTs are pretty much the only good things I've ever done with my GAF account 

[agrajag]

Pretty standard PoliGAF post these days: http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=207542577&postcount=4497

The top pays for the bottom on a first date, right?

At what point do they decide who is the top and who is the bottom? What if they're both tops? Do they then agree just to be friends?

[agrajag]

Does Valrhona count as high quality chocolate 

[Kara]

The FGC OTs are pretty much the only good things I've ever done with my GAF account 

The King of Fighters joke was very timeless imo.

[Tasty]

The FGC getting triggered by three Nintendo games at Evo is one of my highlights for this year. 

[Tasty]

Pretty standard PoliGAF post these days: http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=207542577&postcount=4497

The top pays for the bottom on a first date, right?

Usually the ugliest dude pays.

spoiler (click to show/hide)

Nah but for real I think it's usually split. The way it should be. 

[close]

[Rufus]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=207631741&postcount=640
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=207631859&postcount=642

this thread has [TRIGGERED] me on several occasions in the past few days

I bet they chew it, too.

[Your Stalker]

white chocolate is trash and tidus's mom was a cunt

[Jansen]

http://neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1236384

 

[octopushover]

People who think dark chocolate is gross probably go through a bottle of ketchup a week.

[Jansen]

re7 is a treasure

[agrajag]

People who think dark chocolate is gross probably go through a bottle of ketchup a week.

No.

I don't think it's gross, per se, it has its applications. I think darker chocolate goes better with ice cream, and with certain cakes and such. But eating a bar of dark chocolate on its own, no thank you. It needs something to balance it out. Milk chocolate on its own is mostly great though, even if it's low tier, like Dufus said.

I almost never eat ketchup tho. And I will fight anyone that uses A1 sauce on their steaks.

[Take My Breh Away]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1236352

When your stannery levels are so high you are fighting the anti-consumer cause on behalf of a brand after claiming "Exclusives are anti-consumer" years ago

Resort to Gamefaqs teenager esque-meltdowns to defend your brand, brehs

 http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=207692867#post207692867

[agrajag]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1236421


this is exactly the kind of thread title that GAF deserves, stop crying