The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.

[Yulwei]

TVC:

NOPE.

Fight off alligators for minimum wage brehs

[Phoenix Dark]

TBH a lot of dudes who are "ugly" just need to lose some weight in their face. Having a more defined or chiseled face does wonders, and it's one of the first body changes you notice when you start working out.

[FStop7]

http://m.neogaf.com/showthread.php?t=1239279


I'll be this guy is a real blast to hang out with.

I can sympathize. There's a time and a place for blasting loud music. Also, being a drunk asshole and assaulting someone is just uncool in general.

Square.

[kick51]

Sounds like a bad situation but I did laugh at this:

I currently have the muscle mass of a twelve year old due to suffering from Ulceraive Colotis and Veganism.

Get this man a 12oz hot beef injection, stat!

[agrajag]

Sounds like a bad situation but I did laugh at this:

I currently have the muscle mass of a twelve year old due to suffering from Ulceraive Colotis and Veganism.

Get this man a 12oz hot beef injection, stat!

I like how it basically says "due to suffering from Veganism" 

[Kara]

http://m.neogaf.com/showthread.php?t=1238994

Believe you still have a girlfriend when you only see her once a week and she won't even invite you to chill with her friends who get to see her way more than you brehs (Image removed from quote.)

Stop laughing at my alt please.

[WanderingWind]

"Borderline-homphobic" to not find men the least bit attractive?

Bitch, please.

[WanderingWind]

y tho

[nudemacusers]

"Borderline-homphobic" to not find men the least bit attractive?

Bitch, please.

Don't worry, I know it doesn't count on deployments.  You don't have to pretend

[WanderingWind]

"Borderline-homphobic" to not find men the least bit attractive?

Bitch, please.

Don't worry, I know it doesn't count on deployments.  You don't have to pretend

What happens on the FOB...

[Tasty]

But women have tits and ass so women unconditionally win. Unconditionally.

"Borderline-homphobic" to not find men the least bit attractive?

Bitch, please.

The thread isn't about what is or isn't attractive to you though. Obviously, everyone has their own set of turn-ons.

I'm gay but can admit there are lots of women that look bangin'.

"Men can't be attractive at all, just cause" is next-level macho brow-beating. See also: AiA.

[Phoenix Dark]

If you can't admit Denzel Washington is handsome you lost.

[kick51]

so it's a thread asking if it's theoretically possible that men are or are not attractive and if you say "no" then you are a homophobic caveman

that's the most gaf thing ever

the only way it could be more gaf is if it started as a personal opinion question, then subtly got morphed into an objective question around post 273, then everyone after offering their personal opinion were piled on and banned

[fizzel]

Apparently i did get a message, couldn't see it on phone though.

"You have been banned for the following reason:
Enjoy the real world, where you too can be unpaid intern for Milo Yiannopolous, just like all the other half-baked 4chan assholes out there.

Date the ban will be lifted: Never"

Their 3 million petition was 4chan fucking about. 

[Tasty]

so it's a thread asking if it's theoretically possible that men are or are not attractive and if you say "no" then you are a homophobic caveman

This is awfully reductive and not what I said at all, but I can tell that's what y'all are gonna take from my post so I'm bowing out.

[nudemacusers]

If you can't admit Denzel Washington is handsome you lost.

I only fuck with redbone bois

[helios]

Apparently i did get a message, couldn't see it on phone though.

"You have been banned for the following reason:
Enjoy the real world, where you too can be unpaid intern for Milo Yiannopolous, just like all the other half-baked 4chan assholes out there.

Date the ban will be lifted: Never"

Their 3 million petition was 4chan fucking about. 

What thread?

[Phoenix Dark]

Depends on your views of what "attraction" means. Does it mean you are personally attracted to a dude if you say "that guy is clearly attractive?" I could say George Clooney is attractive and I have no personal attraction to him. It's moreso me acknowledging that he's a good looking dude and most of society would agree with that assessment. I wouldn't overthink the shit beyond that.

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

http://m.neogaf.com/showthread.php?t=1238994

Believe you still have a girlfriend when you only see her once a week and she won't even invite you to chill with her friends who get to see her way more than you brehs (Image removed from quote.)

You read about these situations enough on GAF to wonder how many of them actually have a girlfriend.  If you see your "girlfriend" one day a week or less, unless you're on business vacations, she's not your girlfriend.  Hell, she probably doesn't even consider you a friend.

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

I think you can tell who is obviously a good looking guy.  George Clooney, Matt Bomer, Denzel Washington, these guys are universally good looking.

Yet some women go nuts for guys I don't understand.  Channing Tatum looks like a doofus and lends itself to PD's earlier post about how nobody is really ugly as long as you take care of yourself.

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

I think you can tell who is obviously a good looking guy.

I guess by saying extreme examples I meant to say obvious examples. Some guys you can tell right away, but barring those in the probable 10/10 bracket I usually don't get it.

Same here.

[FStop7]

I recognize the classic "good looking guy" archetype but then there's that Serge Gainsbourg type that makes no sense.

[Phoenix Dark]

Cumberbatch is clearly not attractive in the same way that Fairuza Balk isn't attractive. But I'd smash the fuck out of Fairuza Balk, and I guess chicks would do the same with Cumberbatch.

[toku]

Cumberbatch is clearly not attractive in the same way that Fairuza Balk isn't attractive. But I'd smash the fuck out of Fairuza Balk, and I guess chicks would do the same with Cumberbatch.

[helios]

How can someone not find Fairuza Balk attractive?

[Phoenix Dark]

Bad teeth, weird face, etc. Don't get me wrong, I fux with her heavy. But generally you could say she's not "attractive." You could say the same thing about Sara Jay and Gianna Michaels too, but I'll take them over just about any porn star.

[thisismyusername]

"Borderline-homphobic" to not find men the least bit attractive?

Bitch, please.

You're missing Andy's point. If you're saying "Men are Ugly, full stop" you're brow-beating your straightness. There's nothing wrong with you not finding men attractive. That's completely okay. But to lump all men (or by proxy all women on the other side) as unattractive because you're not into them is being obtuse and stupid.

[TVC15]

What the fuck is wrong with you, PD? I mean today. Shitting on my queen, really?

[kick51]

"Borderline-homphobic" to not find men the least bit attractive?

Bitch, please.

You're missing Andy's point. If you're saying "Men are Ugly, full stop" you're brow-beating your straightness. There's nothing wrong with you not finding men attractive. That's completely okay. But to lump all men (or by proxy all women on the other side) as unattractive because you're not into them is being obtuse and stupid.

i would give them the benefit of the doubt that they're just saying their personal opinion until it's really obvious they're being that obtuse. Guess that's a tough line to draw online. Seems like it should take quite a bit before the accusations of homophobia and stuff get whipped out, just going by personal experience.  lmk if I am stepping on some other land mine directly next to the last one, i guess 

[thisismyusername]

Sure, but A_I_A is a red-blooded Republican so I'm completely in-line to clapback at him with Andy's post as a "yeah, check yourself" retort. He can find men unattractive, as that's his sexuality at play. But he can't admit there's good looking men (PD has listed some.  ), I don't know what to tell you on that beyond "yeah, you're just being dumb."

[Tasty]

I usually can't tell if a guy is considered attractive or not barring any extreme examples. I still don't get why Cumberbatch and Hiddleston are attractive, but I don't know who girls or gay guys find individually attractive and never really will. So I don't try.

Most dudes just look normal to me

Cumberbatch and Matt Smith aren't conventionally attractive, they just have a large fanbase because of their BBC shows. If they were clerks in Britain serving you coffee or something no one would bat an eye or think they were hot. I think Daniel Craig kinda falls into this bracket, if you subtract his Bond muscles.

Hiddleston I do get the love for. It's just he's more pretty than anything, and seems really classy.

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If he were the next Bond I wouldn't complain at all.

[Phoenix Dark]

Other good looking dudes

Idris Elba
Serge Ibaka

[TVC15]

You're not ranking Francois Sagat any more, PD?

[toku]

Another handsome dude, Toshiro Mifune:

[Your Stalker]

PD is about that BWC life as well?

[Phoenix Dark]

You're not ranking Francois Sagat any more, PD?

never forget

[zepblackstar]

damn thread turned into the Bravo Channel.

[helios]

And which Final Fantasy is better.

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XII

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[agrajag]

damn thread turned into the Bravo Channel.

OK, dude who's only ever here to bitch about Gaffers. If you've ventured farther than the GAF thread you'd realize that all conversations here lead to dick.

I thought this tread was the forum

[SmokyDave]

Apparently i did get a message, couldn't see it on phone though.

"You have been banned for the following reason:
Enjoy the real world, where you too can be unpaid intern for Milo Yiannopolous, just like all the other half-baked 4chan assholes out there.

Date the ban will be lifted: Never"

Their 3 million petition was 4chan fucking about. 

That ban message is a mess. Clearly the mod in question knows absolutely fuck all about you whatsoever, and so has fallen back on their neat little stereotype of 'the enemy'. Pathetic.

[kick51]

Show me on the doll where it hurts, guys.

*points to the brain*

Sure, but A_I_A is a red-blooded Republican so I'm completely in-line to clapback at him with Andy's post as a "yeah, check yourself" retort. He can find men unattractive, as that's his sexuality at play. But he can't admit there's good looking men (PD has listed some.  ), I don't know what to tell you on that beyond "yeah, you're just being dumb."

oh, there's history, got it.  I'll just back away...slowly...

[Mr. Nobody]

There's only 2 types of men: regular looking dudes and ugly motherfuckers.

Which one are you? 

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

The AIA cycle:

1) AIA comes up with a contrarian response.
2) AIA gets called out.
3) AIA doubles down.  At this point, he might talk about how much money he has or how big his dick is.
4) AIA gets called out.
5) AIA leaves the thread until the next day.

FWIW, I don't have a problem with AIA but this is a pattern we've seen a few dozen times here

[nudemacusers]

There's only 2 types of men: regular looking dudes and ugly motherfuckers.

Which one are you? 

I'm beautiful damnit

[Phoenix Dark]

AiA

As if any dude could be 100% straight after sharing a locker room with Tom Brady. 

I merely shook the man's hand and it moved.

[Let's Cyber]

Of course straight dudes can tell when another guy has nice features/hair/clothes

It's just more of admiration thing, like "I'd like to look like that/get that haircut/buy those clothes" as opposed to a "I want to stick my dick in him" thing.  Like watching Thelma & Louise when young Brad Pitt shows up, god damn what a handsome motherfucker.  You can appreciate the human form without being sexually attracted

[TVC15]

Are you sure you aren't going trans or something, Kaffir? Hating on classic, manly horror and enjoying this estro-fest? What happens hen you watch Beaches?

[meeb]

The AIA cycle:

1) AIA comes up with a contrarian response.
2) AIA gets called out.
3) AIA doubles down.  At this point, he might talk about how much money he has or how big his dick is.
4) AIA gets called out.
5) AIA leaves the thread until the next day.

FWIW, I don't have a problem with AIA but this is a pattern we've seen a few dozen times here

I find it really gross that you don't have a problem with AIA. His behavior is extremely problematic. A person can only espouse contrarian opinions when they are privileged to the point of being unaffected by those toxic views.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

Cumberbatch is clearly not attractive in the same way that Fairuza Balk isn't attractive. But I'd smash the fuck out of Fairuza Balk, and I guess chicks would do the same with Cumberbatch.

You gay. Just come out already. Really.

[zomgee]

Look, I realize I'm sucking his dick, but it's Benedict Cumberbatch's dick. So it's ok.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

Of course straight dudes can tell when another guy has nice features/hair/clothes

It's just more of admiration thing, like "I'd like to look like that/get that haircut/buy those clothes" as opposed to a "I want to stick my dick in him" thing.  Like watching Thelma & Louise when young Brad Pitt shows up, god damn what a handsome motherfucker.  You can appreciate the human form without being sexually attracted

Ugly straight dudes? Sure.

[Phoenix Dark]

Cumberbatch is clearly not attractive in the same way that Fairuza Balk isn't attractive. But I'd smash the fuck out of Fairuza Balk, and I guess chicks would do the same with Cumberbatch.

You gay. Just come out already. Really.

Breh I'm saying the dude is ugly af but chicks love him for some reason.

[kick51]

Oh yeah wow i see now, i see

Anyway, to add, you can't watch american psycho without feeling a little jealous.  It's impossible unless you're bale himself.

[helios]

All mentioned men are ugly compared to John Stamos 

[kick51]

op is a terrible caretaker who can't teach his brother how to pee, backfire incoming

http://m.neogaf.com/showthread.php?t=1239468

[Tasty]

All mentioned men are ugly compared to John Stamos 

🤔

[parallax]

All mentioned men are ugly compared to John Stamos 

[Yulwei]

http://m.neogaf.com/showpost.php?p=208430319

OP didn't spend 20 pages whining on gaf and actually did something about his situation?

[thisismyusername]

op is a terrible caretaker who can't teach his brother how to pee, backfire incoming

http://m.neogaf.com/showthread.php?t=1239468

Matt Bomer, you stupid hoe.

http://m.neogaf.com/showpost.php?p=208430319

OP didn't spend 20 pages whining on gaf and actually did something about his situation?

The warning flag should've came way before the GAF thread. Only once a week? Unless she's working as a Nurse overnight, you should be able to ask her for her schedule and meet a bit more often than that.

[Your Stalker]

All mentioned men are ugly compared to John Stamos