http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1239606
Spectacular backfire ITT after OP reveals he pulled a BrandNew after vomiting across a bar.
5 beers my ass.
That was my immediate thought. You'd have to have some kind of weird syndrome where you can't process booze to have that kind of reaction after a few beers. And if he has a favorite bar, he doesn't have one. Definitely trying to smooth over the drunk driving aspect, I don't believe he sat there afterward covered in puke for 2.5 hours either, nor the fact that was a "minute" drive.
Yeah. Most likely he's exaggerating every aspect.
- It was probably more than five beers (or it was those five beers, but they all had IPA+ level ABV content)
- He probably sat at the bar for half an hour at
most- It was probably a 20+ minute drive to home
Zero chance they let him sit in the bar for 2.5 hours covered in puke just downing waters. Actually, we
know that's bullshit since he said it was "an hour before closing" when he puked. So yeah, no aspect of this story is adding up.
Dude needs to seek AA before he kills somebody, and I say that as someone with a mild alcohol dependency (though these last two weeks without a drink have been easier than I expected, thankfully.)