Author Topic: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't. (Read 4175436 times)

Kara · « **Reply #22380 on:** July 20, 2016, 01:33:55 PM »

The fighting game KO-mmunity.

Kara · « **Reply #22381 on:** July 20, 2016, 01:37:09 PM »

Using attitudes towards 3S as a rubric, IV will be unnecessarily beloved until all popular support for it collapses, in which case it will be the worst thing ever and loved only for its soundtrack or something.

By then Street Fighter x Pokken will be enjoying its 2 years of fame and King of Fighters XXIV will finally look like an Xbox 360 game.

Jansen · « **Reply #22382 on:** July 20, 2016, 01:48:46 PM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=210713409#post210713409
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=210714189#post210714189

agrajag · « **Reply #22383 on:** July 20, 2016, 02:44:21 PM »

Quote from: Jansen on July 20, 2016, 01:48:46 PM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=210713409#post210713409
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=210714189#post210714189

he sounds like a CUCK

meeb · « **Reply #22384 on:** July 20, 2016, 02:52:29 PM »

Quote from: agrajag on July 20, 2016, 02:44:21 PM

Quote from: Jansen on July 20, 2016, 01:48:46 PM
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=210713409#post210713409
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=210714189#post210714189

he sounds like a CUCK

Pretty sure that's a female poster.

Mr. Nobody · « **Reply #22385 on:** July 20, 2016, 02:55:21 PM »

Pretty sure she's been through this already

FStop7 · « **Reply #22386 on:** July 20, 2016, 02:59:45 PM »

People really will convince themselves of anything to justify being shitlords

agrajag · « **Reply #22387 on:** July 20, 2016, 03:27:53 PM »

Quote from: meeb on July 20, 2016, 02:52:29 PM

Quote from: agrajag on July 20, 2016, 02:44:21 PM
Quote from: Jansen on July 20, 2016, 01:48:46 PM
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=210713409#post210713409
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=210714189#post210714189

he sounds like a CUCK

Pretty sure that's a female poster.

Cuckette

Yulwei · « **Reply #22388 on:** July 20, 2016, 03:30:56 PM »

Quote from: Queen of Ice on July 20, 2016, 12:45:16 PM

Because it exposes how wrong you are?

Last I remember, you don't even have SFV.

Hey check the fighting game thread let's continue there

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #22389 on:** July 20, 2016, 03:37:11 PM »

Back when I had less scruples and was "the other guy", I heard all kinds of goofy justifications for why she wasn't cheating even though we just had sex. If these people only knew.

zomgee · « **Reply #22390 on:** July 20, 2016, 04:20:10 PM »

Quote from: 213372bu on July 20, 2016, 12:20:28 PM

Hey you guys, No Man's Sky is totally not like Spore.

Anyways, did you see this funny little goof at the top-right in the latest promo video?

(Image removed from quote.)

xD

The incoming fuckery...

zomgee · « **Reply #22391 on:** July 20, 2016, 04:24:04 PM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1249707

"How long til the inevitable PokeGO rip offs?"

Let's watch Nintendo stans rewrite history in real time.

Bingo words:

Refined
Mattered
Popular
Usable
Actual
Revolutionized
Magic

Atramental · « **Reply #22392 on:** July 20, 2016, 04:27:02 PM »

Quote from: Mary Tyler Whore on July 20, 2016, 03:37:11 PM

Back when I had less scruples and was "the other guy", I heard all kinds of goofy justifications for why she wasn't cheating even though we just had sex. If these people only knew.

You ever get "It's only cheating if I cum." ?

Let's Cyber · « **Reply #22393 on:** July 20, 2016, 04:35:26 PM »

Quote from: Mary Tyler Whore on July 20, 2016, 03:37:11 PM

Back when I had less scruples and was "the other guy", I heard all kinds of goofy justifications for why she wasn't cheating even though we just had sex. If these people only knew.

Everyone likes to think they're noble and morally just. Some are very good at believing their internal justifications to avoid cognitive dissonance in the face overwhelming evidence that they do infact engage in "bad" behaviors

"Yeah I'm banging on the side but I don't think it is going to work out long term with my gf/bf and we might break up soon so ..."

"Yeah we fuck sometimes but it is only physical and not REALLY cheating, we don't even kiss..."

Or

"Yeah I elbowed the little kid in the face and pushed his mother over but there was a vaporeon in the park and they were standing right in my way"

agrajag · « **Reply #22394 on:** July 20, 2016, 05:09:25 PM »

People giving the OP shit in that thread are douches. His whole world just came crashing down, understandably he's not in a very emotionally stable place right now. But he "done fucked up" because he didn't handle it like a perfect calculating robot like all these guys on GAF. Pretty sure 90% of them would be crying in a corner right now, if they'd ever have a girlfriend in the first place

Mupepe · « **Reply #22395 on:** July 20, 2016, 05:37:41 PM »

Cheating is doing something intimate with someone else that you wouldn't want your SO to see or know about. So of course it varies from relationship to relationship.

Sluts are hot tho.

Kara · « **Reply #22396 on:** July 20, 2016, 05:44:21 PM »

tfw the person you're with goes, "I love you too [pet name]," to someone else while naked with you.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #22397 on:** July 20, 2016, 05:46:55 PM »

that thread is my nightmare

Atramental · « **Reply #22398 on:** July 20, 2016, 05:50:04 PM »

One of the benefits of being a wizard is that I never have to worry about this shit. No roasties. Just waifus.

kick51 · « **Reply #22399 on:** July 20, 2016, 06:34:24 PM »

Should've held a dialogue with her using the Socratic method.

Bitches love the Socratic method.

SmokyDave · « **Reply #22400 on:** July 20, 2016, 07:21:36 PM »

I feel rotten for that dude in the iPad thread. Shit's rough when you've got good friends and family, let alone when you're stuck turning to GAF.

I'd speculate that he'll be glad it happened in six months though, so there will be a happy ending. These are the experiences that shape people and bring them closer to finding the right person. Well, that or enjoying the right kind of wrong person.

Yulwei · « **Reply #22401 on:** July 20, 2016, 07:58:40 PM »

What the hell

Last I looked that thread was 16 pages now it's 57

Quote from: Kaffir The Reaper on July 20, 2016, 07:51:26 PM

The worst thing about that cheating girlfriend on iPad thread is the people trying to convince OP that he should let it go and instead make it an open relationship. Speaking of people with screwed up world view. Open relationships might only work for a very, very small smegment of people in the world, and definitely not as a solution to a cheating ex.

But OK, OP should try to be extremely progressive when he's been fucked over by catering to your fantasies. Idiots.

At least they called out that distinguished mentally-challenged fellow who said it wasn't cheating because she cucks her husband the same way or whatever

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #22402 on:** July 20, 2016, 08:06:25 PM »

Quote from: BrandNew on July 20, 2016, 05:46:55 PM

that thread is my nightmare

sorry but

agrajag · « **Reply #22403 on:** July 20, 2016, 08:08:23 PM »

Hey, what about the dude that basically said "hey, it's just dick pics, try to be mature about it it's no big deal. stuff like that is normal in relationships amirite"

thisismyusername · « **Reply #22404 on:** July 20, 2016, 08:26:00 PM »

Some of GAF would throw a fit if they saw this.

Atramental · « **Reply #22405 on:** July 20, 2016, 08:26:50 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on July 20, 2016, 08:06:25 PM

Quote from: BrandNew on July 20, 2016, 05:46:55 PM
that thread is my nightmare

sorry but

I think it's sweet that BrandNew cherishes his relationship with his gf so highly and doesn't want it derailed by some other dude's massive, veiny hog.

Vertigo · « **Reply #22406 on:** July 20, 2016, 08:31:45 PM »

From that Leslie Jones goes Ham thread

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=210636312&postcount=517

Quote from: SynthFetish

This thread has me thinking. What if Twitter was moderated like NeoGaf?

I think I'd enjoy Twitter more.

Atramental · « **Reply #22407 on:** July 20, 2016, 08:39:34 PM »

Quote from: Vertigo on July 20, 2016, 08:31:45 PM

From that Leslie Jones goes Ham thread

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=210636312&postcount=517

Quote from: SynthFetish
This thread has me thinking. What if Twitter was moderated like NeoGaf?

I think I'd enjoy Twitter more.

It's rather troubling that a lot of so called "liberals" on GAF are pretty authoritarian.

agrajag · « **Reply #22408 on:** July 20, 2016, 08:44:04 PM »

Quote from: Vertigo on July 20, 2016, 08:31:45 PM

From that Leslie Jones goes Ham thread

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=210636312&postcount=517

Quote from: SynthFetish
This thread has me thinking. What if Twitter was moderated like NeoGaf?

I think I'd enjoy Twitter more.

Twitter in general is

But seriously, one GAF is enough for the Internet.

benjipwns · « **Reply #22409 on:** July 20, 2016, 08:55:06 PM »

I'm not sure that person understands the manpower and logistical undertaking that would be required to moderate Twitter like that. Or even to the extent Twitter currently does. They employ 4000+ employees already. For a company that basically operates at a loss regularly.

benjipwns · « **Reply #22410 on:** July 20, 2016, 08:57:22 PM »

@realDonaldTrump would have been banned within days probably

agrajag · « **Reply #22411 on:** July 20, 2016, 09:14:31 PM »

Quote from: Jack The Nipper

one of those things where people put too much emphasis on sex just like money and many other things. sex is more natural than the feelings you have

All she did was see some penis. I have to ask, why does it bother us so much for a person to go fuck when that is instinct of it all.

I mean, boils down to maybe she is a lot better around you for everything else but her getting some moans in would kill all of that and make you go away from her forever?

Not that I am saying what is right or wrong simply offering a perspective.

You can have sex with a man as a man and not be gay but to simply do it. For me, I wouldn't do what you are doing in the same instance, I'd just say something like do you want it? refering to his penis and more in a silly way and not a care or not care way

more like Jack The Cucker

Atramental · « **Reply #22412 on:** July 20, 2016, 09:51:47 PM »

Jack be nimble,
Jack be quick,
But Jack's candle stick?
Forgetaboutit!

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #22413 on:** July 20, 2016, 10:00:41 PM »

Quote from: Kaffir The Reaper on July 20, 2016, 08:35:03 PM

I think I realized what I really hate about poly relationship advice shit. All it does is put sex on a pedestal while acting like it isn't. Because the main thing they bring up is always "it's just sex, man it's not the real meat of a relationship" when the only reason they're poly is because they can't let go of having sex with other people. At that point, why not just be single and have your friends be your emotional support? Or have a fuckbuddy or casual hook up while still hitting on other chicks? When the vast majority of people want a relationship its because they want a full time partner, someone to be able to live with, be around, support and be supported, have kids with, etc. what it ultimately boils down to is being partners in life. Which we are biologically looking for.

Yes some people can or have made it work, you can find exceptions for everything. But aside from the exception who really wants an open relationship? Mostly people who don't want to be with someone and can't trust people fully. And if you don't want to be in one, don't be in one. It's 2016, serious relationships or marriage don't have to be some sort of oppression. If you want to fuck other people, break it off than do so.

GAF likes to take these positions because they think it helps their chances of getting laid. So if every woman wanted to be in a poly relationship, their chances of getting laid will go up from 0.00001% to 0.00002%

meeb · « **Reply #22414 on:** July 20, 2016, 10:01:27 PM »

Quote from: Kaffir The Reaper on July 20, 2016, 07:51:26 PM

The worst thing about that cheating girlfriend on iPad thread is the people trying to convince OP that he should let it go and instead make it an open relationship. Speaking of people with screwed up world view. Open relationships might only work for a very, very small smegment of people in the world, and definitely not as a solution to a cheating ex.

But OK, OP should try to be extremely progressive when he's been fucked over by catering to your fantasies. Idiots.

Even if you did make it an open relationship after the fact, that doesn't change anything. It doesn't retroactively make it not cheating, because the relationship wasn't open at that point.

Cheaters/Sluts just want everyone to be like them so they don't have to feel bad about their shitty lifestyle.

Kara · « **Reply #22415 on:** July 20, 2016, 10:02:21 PM »

I don't trust anyone to the point where I write (when by hand) in a style of writing that even I can't decipher if I don't reread it shortly after writing it (suck it FBI / CIA / COINTELPRO) and I wouldn't knowingly participate in an open relationship.

Shuri · « **Reply #22416 on:** July 20, 2016, 10:09:59 PM »

I don't think I've ever heard or seen one of those Polyamory relationships work out. They always burn out in a dramatic over-the-top fashion within a few years

zomgee · « **Reply #22417 on:** July 20, 2016, 10:25:03 PM »

Quote from: Kara on July 20, 2016, 10:02:21 PM

I don't trust anyone to the point where I write (when by hand) in a style of writing that even I can't decipher if I don't reread it shortly after writing it (suck it FBI / CIA / COINTELPRO) and I wouldn't knowingly participate in an open relationship.

stufte · « **Reply #22418 on:** July 20, 2016, 11:13:44 PM »

Quote from: benjipwns on July 20, 2016, 08:57:22 PM

@realDonaldTrump would have been banned within days probably

They wouldn't have even approved his account.

Kara · « **Reply #22419 on:** July 20, 2016, 11:27:13 PM »

Quote from: zomgee on July 20, 2016, 10:25:03 PM

Quote from: Kara on July 20, 2016, 10:02:21 PM
I don't trust anyone to the point where I write (when by hand) in a style of writing that even I can't decipher if I don't reread it shortly after writing it (suck it FBI / CIA / COINTELPRO) and I wouldn't knowingly participate in an open relationship.

(Image removed from quote.)

I carry errors and omissions insurance, yes.

zepblackstar · « **Reply #22420 on:** July 20, 2016, 11:31:18 PM »

If you take relationship advice from Neogaf at this time, you deserve what is coming.

as for Poly relationships, the ones that champion it the most are the ones that need it the most.

Let's Cyber · « **Reply #22421 on:** July 20, 2016, 11:58:26 PM »

I have nothing against the idea of polyamory, but the way it is usually pitched or explained by the hardcore makes me suspicious

It's the real life equivalent of a clickbait article. "This one weird trick will get you lots of sex with limited emotional attachments; mess free relationships!"

Quote from: Ripclawe on July 20, 2016, 11:31:18 PM

as for Poly relationships, the ones that champion it the most are the ones that need it the most.

yup

bork · « **Reply #22422 on:** July 20, 2016, 11:58:45 PM »

Queen pretty much covered in that last post, but...

Quote from: mormapope on July 20, 2016, 10:52:45 AM

The online play should not be getting a pass for how shitty it is. "It works" is the least flattering thing that can be said in 2016.

Naw. The online play is overall good. That's definitely something they've worked on. I can play people from Europe and Asia and actually get good to near-flawless connections.

Quote from: Ripclawe on July 20, 2016, 11:31:18 PM

If you take relationship advice from Neogaf at this time, you deserve what is coming.

as for Poly relationships, the ones that champion it the most are the ones that need it the most.

Remember when relationship advice on GAF was "be cocky and funny?"

El Babua · « **Reply #22423 on:** July 21, 2016, 12:05:28 AM »

Relationship advice on GAF has always been either obvious shit, or just shit.

Polygamy is totally halal tho.

zomgee · « **Reply #22424 on:** July 21, 2016, 12:07:32 AM »

Harem is haram

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #22425 on:** July 21, 2016, 12:26:17 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on July 20, 2016, 08:06:25 PM

Quote from: BrandNew on July 20, 2016, 05:46:55 PM
that thread is my nightmare

sorry but

The idea of my girlfriend flirting with dickpickers is scary sue me

Kara · « **Reply #22426 on:** July 21, 2016, 01:39:25 AM »

Quote from: BrandNew on July 21, 2016, 12:26:17 AM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on July 20, 2016, 08:06:25 PM
Quote from: BrandNew on July 20, 2016, 05:46:55 PM
that thread is my nightmare

sorry but

The idea of my girlfriend flirting with dickpickers is scary sue me

Bad news, it can happen.

Good news, well there is no good news. Lasciate ogne speranza, voi ch'intrate.

WanderingWind · « **Reply #22427 on:** July 21, 2016, 01:47:10 AM »

People champion polyamory for the same reason poor people vote for people who run on platforms designed to fuck them over. They just imagine that one day, they'll be the one benefiting, when truth be told, the vast, vast majority of them would be the ones sitting at home trying to convince themselves they did the right thing. It's a rush to be more progressive than though. I mean, that thread has people asking the guy who got cheated on what he did wrong. Because it can't be her fault for cheating, obviously.

Trent Dole · « **Reply #22428 on:** July 21, 2016, 02:37:19 AM »

Polygamy is just another word for cuckoldery. ...and preemptive self L for unironic cuck usage

VomKriege · « **Reply #22429 on:** July 21, 2016, 02:57:48 AM »

Well, "polyamory" worked just fine for that Nintendo of America employee and her husband, didn't it ?

spoiler (click to show/hide)

Haven't checked on that lately. Guess I am a bit of a conservative with those things, maybe they're happy like that, I dunno.

[close]

Gotta agree with everyone : on GAF and similar places, it's clearly pushed by thirsty dudes who think it will increase their chances and who also often don't seem to have personally experienced the level of intimate trust a relationship can have.

Of course why they believe they would wow a woman who already have a partner when they can't instigate anything with a single one is a bit of a mystery but heh...

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #22430 on:** July 21, 2016, 03:17:07 AM »

I know it must sound like justifying old mans life choices to some, but poly sounds like being stuck in your twenties forever, same as not having kids.

And as fun as that may sound at times I can't imagine it being fulfilling.

VomKriege · « **Reply #22431 on:** July 21, 2016, 04:49:08 AM »

Quote

Aw shit man, you are quite the physical specimen. If ever you're in the Philippines, hit me up, and I would gladly be your less attractive friend you roll with just to bask in the female attention that you'll receive.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=210805614&postcount=3401

nudemacusers · « **Reply #22432 on:** July 21, 2016, 06:37:07 AM »

Iirc one of the people advocating the whole 'be the adult and talk it out with forgiveness in mind' was cheated on and stayed with that person 👀 🤔

FStop7 · « **Reply #22433 on:** July 21, 2016, 08:25:08 AM »

Why is there a mod doing no mans sky PR?

VomKriege · « **Reply #22434 on:** July 21, 2016, 08:49:18 AM »

Quote from: FStop7 on July 21, 2016, 08:25:08 AM

Why is there a mod doing no mans sky PR?

More Badass is it ?
He was at it before being modded, IIRC.

VomKriege · « **Reply #22435 on:** July 21, 2016, 09:07:28 AM »

My first politics thread, I'm a grown up now !

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1250070

Brehvolution · « **Reply #22436 on:** July 21, 2016, 09:27:43 AM »

Quote from: Kaffir The Reaper on July 21, 2016, 04:46:52 AM

Quote from: zomgee on July 21, 2016, 12:07:32 AM
Harem is haram

Allah says men can marry up to 4(except Muhammad had 7 wives and more coming in and out, plus slaves who you're allowed to bang and have kids with) women and they can be non muslim women as long as they're either jewish or christian. While Muslim women can't marry but one and only if it's to a muslim.

Sounds like something a man would write. Is allah a MRA?

demi · « **Reply #22437 on:** July 21, 2016, 09:45:39 AM »

Quote from: BrandNew on July 21, 2016, 12:26:17 AM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on July 20, 2016, 08:06:25 PM
Quote from: BrandNew on July 20, 2016, 05:46:55 PM
that thread is my nightmare

sorry but

The idea of my girlfriend flirting with dickpickers is scary sue me

what if it was one of our dicks?

what if we actually meant to send it to you?

I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #22438 on:** July 21, 2016, 10:11:58 AM »

I think its funny how GAF is always like "oh of course being poly is the way to go."

And they all think, "Yeah, this will get me more sex." No, it means she's going to get laid like mad. You will just get to talk about how progressive you are.

Atramental · « **Reply #22439 on:** July 21, 2016, 10:37:18 AM »

Quote from: demi on July 21, 2016, 09:45:39 AM

Quote from: BrandNew on July 21, 2016, 12:26:17 AM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on July 20, 2016, 08:06:25 PM
Quote from: BrandNew on July 20, 2016, 05:46:55 PM
that thread is my nightmare

sorry but

The idea of my girlfriend flirting with dickpickers is scary sue me

what if it was one of our dicks?

what if we actually meant to send it to you?

I was going to say in my last post we should all send a nice, big collage of all our dicks to BrandNew and his gf but I'm afraid he would pass out and go into a coma if such a scenario were to take place.

News:

Author Topic: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't. (Read 4175436 times)