Author Topic: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't. (Read 4179423 times)

I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #22440 on:** July 21, 2016, 10:44:33 AM »

Can't we just take the collage we already sent to PD and forward it to BrandNew?

Purrp Skirrp · « **Reply #22441 on:** July 21, 2016, 11:04:14 AM »

Knew a couple in an open relationship, which meant this hot alt chick got to figure out if she was a lesbian or not a few nights a week.

She dumped him after a botched threesome that ended with him crying unable to get it up. Everyone involved were coworkers.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #22442 on:** July 21, 2016, 11:05:34 AM »

Quote from: BrandNew on July 21, 2016, 12:26:17 AM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on July 20, 2016, 08:06:25 PM
Quote from: BrandNew on July 20, 2016, 05:46:55 PM
that thread is my nightmare

sorry but

The idea of my girlfriend flirting with dickpickers is scary sue me

I've been cheated on before yet it doesn't dominate my thinking. I don't think about it. I'm very open and honest. Not saying I "trust other people" as Kara would say, but I'm pretty confident.

I've never looked at my gf's iPad, phone, etc and never felt like I needed to. I leave my phone around her without worry.

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As long as she doesn't see my Bore PMs

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Rufus · « **Reply #22443 on:** July 21, 2016, 11:07:03 AM »

Quote from: Swishercrat on July 21, 2016, 11:04:14 AM

Knew a couple in an open relationship, which meant this hot alt chick got to figure out if she was a lesbian or not a few nights a week.

She dumped him after a botched threesome that ended with him crying unable to get it up. Everyone involved were coworkers.

kick51 · « **Reply #22444 on:** July 21, 2016, 11:14:30 AM »

They're less giving him advice, more taking the opportunity to tell everyone they're in an open relationship. Which is fine that they're doing that, but not really an excuse to just completely ignore all social cues that OP was not about that. And the fact that girl's cheating isn't out of some secret desire to have an open relationship.

bork · « **Reply #22445 on:** July 21, 2016, 11:19:47 AM »

Quote from: Swishercrat on July 21, 2016, 11:04:14 AM

Knew a couple in an open relationship, which meant this hot alt chick got to figure out if she was a lesbian or not a few nights a week.

She dumped him after a botched threesome that ended with him crying unable to get it up. Everyone involved were coworkers.

Which GAFfer was this?

bork · « **Reply #22446 on:** July 21, 2016, 11:45:46 AM »

That user name...that tag...that avatar...the use of anime pictures to describe a situation....

x 10000

thisismyusername · « **Reply #22447 on:** July 21, 2016, 12:15:52 PM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1250121

GAF [T R I G G E R E D] about a poor timed joke/pun.

*gasp* How dare they make a light pun on a serious movement!

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #22448 on:** July 21, 2016, 12:22:58 PM »

Quote from: thisismyusername on July 21, 2016, 12:15:52 PM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1250121

GAF [T R I G G E R E D] about a poor timed joke/pun.

*gasp* How dare they make a light pun on a serious movement!

lol

VomKriege · « **Reply #22449 on:** July 21, 2016, 12:23:50 PM »

Tapenade

I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #22450 on:** July 21, 2016, 12:40:29 PM »

Quote from: Swishercrat on July 21, 2016, 11:04:14 AM

Knew a couple in an open relationship, which meant this hot alt chick got to figure out if she was a lesbian or not a few nights a week.

She dumped him after a botched threesome that ended with him crying unable to get it up. Everyone involved were coworkers.

Man, that's like going to an all you can eat Steak restaurant and being like "no thanks, I'll have the salad"

agrajag · « **Reply #22451 on:** July 21, 2016, 12:43:07 PM »

I had a coworker that said his girlfriend was into women and that she'd bring them over sometimes and fool around with them. I asked him if they had threesomes and he goes "no, I'm only allowed to watch."

bork · « **Reply #22452 on:** July 21, 2016, 12:43:30 PM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1250274

How in the hell do people remember shit like this?

And:

Quote from: DeathSparks;210839190

To celebrate him, I though I would ask you guys what are some of your favorite Waluigi moments, catch phrases, or appearances?

IT'S A FUCKING VIDEO GAME CHARACTER!

stufte · « **Reply #22453 on:** July 21, 2016, 12:50:38 PM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=210834897&postcount=200

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I'm ok with this. Torrent sites like this one are rife with child porn. I see it all the time in my investigations.

agrajag · « **Reply #22454 on:** July 21, 2016, 12:51:59 PM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=210840234&postcount=32

Quote from: Crayolan

Do you have any idea how many Knuckles or Big memes there are

nachobro · « **Reply #22455 on:** July 21, 2016, 12:52:02 PM »

Quote from: thisismyusername on July 21, 2016, 12:15:52 PM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1250121

GAF [T R I G G E R E D] about a poor timed joke/pun.

*gasp* How dare they make a light pun on a serious movement!

I drive by that place on my way home from work every day. They have a real good chicken parm. I actually might drop by there soon to get some. That'll make an amazing cheat meal

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #22456 on:** July 21, 2016, 12:53:01 PM »

Quote from: stufte on July 21, 2016, 12:50:38 PM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=210834897&postcount=200

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I'm ok with this. Torrent sites like this one are rife with child porn. I see it all the time in my investigations.

I can't imagine how messed up you'd be after a few years of investigating child porn websites.

Jansen · « **Reply #22457 on:** July 21, 2016, 12:55:18 PM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1250283

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Fuck the DMCA with an Iron Stick.

So, I just got forwarded an email from my college (RIT) notifying me that I am suspected of copying and/or distributing copyrighted material. The file in question just so happens to be an 8GB porn film called The Cougar Club 4 made by Third Degree Entertainment, who is being represented by CEG TEK International. And I have until August 16 to make a settlement. If I plan on disputing the claim, I need to either contact CEG themselves, or an attorney.

This claim is a huge, steaming pile of dogshit, and here's why:

1. First and foremost, I never downloaded such a film, and I have not heard of both the porno and the company

I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #22458 on:** July 21, 2016, 01:06:26 PM »

I used Kick Ass torrents all the time. Never once, not once, did I ever "stumble" on porn when I didn't specifically want it. What kind of "investigations" are talking about?

Jansen · « **Reply #22459 on:** July 21, 2016, 01:09:43 PM »

Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on July 21, 2016, 01:06:26 PM

I used Kick Ass torrents all the time. Never once, not once, did I ever "stumble" on porn when I didn't specifically want it. What kind of "investigations" are talking about?

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=210839061&postcount=223

Rufus · « **Reply #22460 on:** July 21, 2016, 01:11:46 PM »

Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on July 21, 2016, 01:06:26 PM

I used Kick Ass torrents all the time. Never once, not once, did I ever "stumble" on porn when I didn't specifically want it. What kind of "investigations" are talking about?

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=210839061&postcount=223

You'd probably have to look for specific, innocuous looking things, then root around in some archive or de-crypt some random file. Can't imagine it's out in the open the way you imagine it.

I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #22461 on:** July 21, 2016, 01:14:11 PM »

Context is important. Probably should've said that first

VomKriege · « **Reply #22462 on:** July 21, 2016, 01:17:00 PM »

Quote from: Jansen on July 21, 2016, 01:09:43 PM

Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on July 21, 2016, 01:06:26 PM
I used Kick Ass torrents all the time. Never once, not once, did I ever "stumble" on porn when I didn't specifically want it. What kind of "investigations" are talking about?

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=210839061&postcount=223

Uh oh, that's bad news for some gaffers

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #22463 on:** July 21, 2016, 01:18:23 PM »

Quote from: bork pls on July 21, 2016, 12:43:30 PM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1250274

How in the hell do people remember shit like this?

And:
Quote from: DeathSparks;210839190
To celebrate him, I though I would ask you guys what are some of your favorite Waluigi moments, catch phrases, or appearances?

IT'S A FUCKING VIDEO GAME CHARACTER!

Mario and his shitty friends

VomKriege · « **Reply #22464 on:** July 21, 2016, 02:03:40 PM »

Quote

Trump right on this one thing. Besides, Baltics are in no danger anyway.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=210832389#post210832389

"Freedom Fighter", Chomsky avatar...
Yup, yup.

Atramental · « **Reply #22465 on:** July 21, 2016, 03:32:26 PM »

Or that weird shit when kids in anime seem really mature for their age and are basically adults in a kid bodies.

Broseidon · « **Reply #22466 on:** July 21, 2016, 03:50:37 PM »

Quote from: VomKriege on July 21, 2016, 02:03:40 PM

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Trump right on this one thing. Besides, Baltics are in no danger anyway.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=210832389#post210832389

"Freedom Fighter", Chomsky avatar...
Yup, yup.

Previous avatars include Gaddafi, George Galloway, and Glenn Greenwald (I'm not joking)

Dude is a straight up cartoon. If you made a character that was as stereotypically Fuck You Dad anti-Amerikkkan nu-Leftist as him it wouldn't be believable, but he's completely legit.

Atramental · « **Reply #22467 on:** July 21, 2016, 04:08:13 PM »

http://m.neogaf.com/showpost.php?p=210854700

No. You're garbage!

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #22468 on:** July 21, 2016, 04:10:52 PM »

I don't find red letter media to be funny tbh

D3RANG3D · « **Reply #22469 on:** July 21, 2016, 04:13:29 PM »

It's obviously because they hate the new Ghostbusters they must be GG supporters.

FStop7 · « **Reply #22470 on:** July 21, 2016, 04:14:27 PM »

Quote from: Broseidon on July 21, 2016, 03:50:37 PM

Quote from: VomKriege on July 21, 2016, 02:03:40 PM
Quote
Trump right on this one thing. Besides, Baltics are in no danger anyway.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=210832389#post210832389

"Freedom Fighter", Chomsky avatar...
Yup, yup.

Previous avatars include Gaddafi, George Galloway, and Glenn Greenwald (I'm not joking)

Dude is a straight up cartoon. If you made a character that was as stereotypically Fuck You Dad anti-Amerikkkan nu-Leftist as him it wouldn't be believable, but he's completely legit.

He's either a clown or an astroturfer, same as that ksharp shiteater.

Quote from: thisismyusername on July 21, 2016, 12:15:52 PM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1250121

GAF [T R I G G E R E D] about a poor timed joke/pun.

*gasp* How dare they make a light pun on a serious movement!

I thought Black O'Lives was that Irish UFC guy

Nah, I can see why this would really bother people who are out there trying to make a difference. Not so sure about the Chairborne Commandos of the NeoGAF Special Forces, though.

Dennis · « **Reply #22471 on:** July 21, 2016, 04:17:51 PM »

Quote from: BrandNew on July 21, 2016, 04:10:52 PM

I don't find red letter media to be funny tbh

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I like their reviews but I don't particular get the humor either.

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Atramental · « **Reply #22472 on:** July 21, 2016, 04:21:51 PM »

It's RLM's anti-humor that appeals to degenerates like myself.

Jansen · « **Reply #22473 on:** July 21, 2016, 04:28:31 PM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=210860349&postcount=197

kick51 · « **Reply #22474 on:** July 21, 2016, 05:11:14 PM »

www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1249359

am i reading this correctly

op and others hosted nintendo porn and they're openly admitting to it?

bork · « **Reply #22475 on:** July 21, 2016, 05:13:33 PM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=210672183&postcount=9

Quote from: WhiteRabbitEXE;210672183

Fun fact: my website was once the number one Google result for "Nintenporn", and we were in the top 10 for years.

For who the fuck knows why, we sure as shit never had any.

Suuuure.

kick51 · « **Reply #22476 on:** July 21, 2016, 06:17:53 PM »

imagine being this distinguished mentally-challenged

www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=210877023&postcount=109

www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=210877347&postcount=113

Atramental · « **Reply #22477 on:** July 21, 2016, 06:37:44 PM »

Dennis · « **Reply #22478 on:** July 21, 2016, 06:38:47 PM »

Wow, Ash is a player.

stufte · « **Reply #22479 on:** July 21, 2016, 06:51:41 PM »

Quote from: kick51 on July 21, 2016, 06:17:53 PM

imagine being this distinguished mentally-challenged

www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=210877023&postcount=109

www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=210877347&postcount=113

That poster can't be serious.... right?

zepblackstar · « **Reply #22480 on:** July 21, 2016, 07:06:56 PM »

Quote from: BrandNew on July 21, 2016, 04:10:52 PM

I don't find red letter media to be funny tbh

NPD thread is so sad now.

mormapope · « **Reply #22481 on:** July 21, 2016, 07:28:59 PM »

Its now much harder for the Sony fanatics to jerk off to numbers, looks like a win to me

EDIT: Here come the tears
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=210883386&postcount=74

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=210884196&postcount=89

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=210884883&postcount=99

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=210885126&postcount=104

"I can't justify being an obnoxious fanboy amongst other obnoxious fanboys anymore

"

Dennis · « **Reply #22482 on:** July 21, 2016, 08:01:46 PM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1250562

benjipwns · « **Reply #22483 on:** July 21, 2016, 08:21:16 PM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=210882507&postcount=42

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I'm mostly irritated because this makes it nearly impossible for 3DS games to chart, and cheaper games not named Minecraft will need a miracle to appear.

MARKETPLACE ANTI-NINTENDO CONSPIRACY RE-EXPOSED:

agrajag · « **Reply #22484 on:** July 21, 2016, 08:43:36 PM »

Quote from: Kaffir The Reaper on July 21, 2016, 05:07:42 PM

Quote from: thisismyusername on July 21, 2016, 12:15:52 PM
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1250121

GAF [T R I G G E R E D] about a poor timed joke/pun.

*gasp* How dare they make a light pun on a serious movement!

I was going through some random as fuck porn until I encountered something with the title "Black Pussy Matters" earlier today.

Haven't heard of that one, but I did download "Black Wives Matter"

KAT

benjipwns · « **Reply #22485 on:** July 21, 2016, 08:55:07 PM »

Quote from: Jansen on July 21, 2016, 12:55:18 PM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1250283

Quote
Fuck the DMCA with an Iron Stick.

So, I just got forwarded an email from my college (RIT) notifying me that I am suspected of copying and/or distributing copyrighted material. The file in question just so happens to be an 8GB porn film called The Cougar Club 4 made by Third Degree Entertainment, who is being represented by CEG TEK International. And I have until August 16 to make a settlement. If I plan on disputing the claim, I need to either contact CEG themselves, or an attorney.

This claim is a huge, steaming pile of dogshit, and here's why:

1. First and foremost, I never downloaded such a film, and I have not heard of both the porno and the company

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/CEG_TEK_International

huh

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prenda_Law did it better CEG, get on their level

benjipwns · « **Reply #22486 on:** July 21, 2016, 09:00:26 PM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=210765180&postcount=23

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Honestly, if they can keep KAT and TPB offline and/or on the run, then law enforcement has pretty much won.

No other torrent sites come close to the sheer traffic, size and catalogue of torrents that those two websites have.

The age of piracy will finally be coming to an end (mostly) and good riddance, to be honest.

that's what KAT gets for complying with the law i guess "you fucked up, you trusted us and the text of the DMCA"

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #22487 on:** July 21, 2016, 09:04:02 PM »

The Age of Piracy has shot itself in the foot.

thisismyusername · « **Reply #22488 on:** July 21, 2016, 09:07:13 PM »

Quote from: Kaffir The Reaper on July 21, 2016, 05:07:42 PM

Quote from: thisismyusername on July 21, 2016, 12:15:52 PM
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1250121

GAF [T R I G G E R E D] about a poor timed joke/pun.

*gasp* How dare they make a light pun on a serious movement!

I was going through some random as fuck porn until I encountered something with the title "Black Pussy Matters" earlier today.

Quote from: mormapope on July 21, 2016, 07:28:59 PM

Its now much harder for the Sony fanatics to jerk off to numbers, looks like a win to me

EDIT: Here come the tears
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=210883386&postcount=74

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=210884196&postcount=89

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=210884883&postcount=99

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=210885126&postcount=104

"I can't justify being an obnoxious fanboy amongst other obnoxious fanboys anymore "

Mirror's Edge: Catalyst being #5 in terms of Revenue for the month.

Hopefully this means EA is satisfied and I get a Mirror's Edge 3 out of it.

Let's Cyber · « **Reply #22489 on:** July 21, 2016, 09:09:45 PM »

Quote from: Pallando on July 21, 2016, 04:08:13 PM

http://m.neogaf.com/showpost.php?p=210854700

No. You're garbage!

I always knew there was something off about that fucking weirdo

Red Letter Media

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #22490 on:** July 21, 2016, 10:06:37 PM »

Quote from: thisismyusername on July 21, 2016, 12:15:52 PM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1250121

GAF [T R I G G E R E D] about a poor timed joke/pun.

*gasp* How dare they make a light pun on a serious movement!

Jansen · « **Reply #22491 on:** July 21, 2016, 10:58:21 PM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=210871854&postcount=4568

Quote

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I know one thing is for sure. OP DEFINITELY isn't Oscar Pistorius. He wouldn't let a locked bathroom door get in his way.

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I'm sorry.
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I don't think this joke has legs.

lol

Let's Cyber · « **Reply #22492 on:** July 21, 2016, 11:39:12 PM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=210917532&postcount=14901

Quote from: Amir0x

Reading comprehension is fundamental. Go ahead, search my name and read the posts in full. See where I advocated for killing everyone. I'm against the death penalty and have suggested killing no one.

Please, learn to read and at least be better than the disgusting icon of new conservatism that Trump has become. You claim you're not voting Trump, good. You're not a traitor. Take that ball and go home, because at least you will not be among those held accountable.

Quote from: Valus

Make sure you read the edit date too when you check his posts!

El Babua · « **Reply #22493 on:** July 21, 2016, 11:43:49 PM »

zepblackstar · « **Reply #22494 on:** July 22, 2016, 12:05:59 AM »

ohh lord.

This Luke Cage....

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #22495 on:** July 22, 2016, 12:12:12 AM »

looks corny as fuck

Jansen · « **Reply #22496 on:** July 22, 2016, 01:29:53 AM »

Were you expecting the wire of marvel shows or something

Your Stalker · « **Reply #22497 on:** July 22, 2016, 01:49:35 AM »

PD just can't stand seeing another dark skin nicca get shine.

VomKriege · « **Reply #22498 on:** July 22, 2016, 02:06:07 AM »

Quote from: mormapope on July 21, 2016, 07:28:59 PM

Its now much harder for the Sony fanatics to jerk off to numbers, looks like a win to me

EDIT: Here come the tears
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=210883386&postcount=74

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=210884196&postcount=89

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=210884883&postcount=99

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=210885126&postcount=104

"I can't justify being an obnoxious fanboy amongst other obnoxious fanboys anymore "

Maybe they should consider polychartory ? NPD is obviously thinking of someone else.

qq more · « **Reply #22499 on:** July 22, 2016, 02:10:19 AM »

I loved following sales for the sake of curiosity but the fanboyism in those threads were really off putting and stupid. Although fanboy meltdowns are entertaining.

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Author Topic: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't. (Read 4179423 times)