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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #23160 on: July 29, 2016, 01:36:01 PM »

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« Reply #23161 on: July 29, 2016, 01:46:59 PM »
act like Nintendo invented Tetris brehs

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« Reply #23162 on: July 29, 2016, 01:48:11 PM »
KevinCow is actively the worst nintard I've ever encountered. We used to rag on Andrex(still do) but he has sense. KevinCow never outgrew the playground Genesis Vs. SNES battle and it fucking shows like fireworks in everything he types.

If KevinCow spent half as much energy defending Nintendo into dieting and exercise, all of his problems would go away
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« Reply #23163 on: July 29, 2016, 01:48:26 PM »

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« Reply #23164 on: July 29, 2016, 01:49:34 PM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1254885

pretty blatant viral marketing


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of all the games to stan he chose battleborn

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« Reply #23165 on: July 29, 2016, 01:49:53 PM »
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The PS2 was fairly big outside of the gaming circle, but that was largely just because it was one of the cheapest DVD players at the time; it wasn't something that got people outside of gaming super excited, something that had morning talk shows talking about it and the news doing big reports on it.
Except for when Saddam was going to launch his missiles with them. And the thing was sold out for the first year because Sony couldn't make them fast enough. DVD players were like $50 by 2002. Probably 80+% of the PS2's were sold after GTA III came out.

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It's like how Zootopia was a really good and really successful movie, but it didn't become a phenomenon like Frozen.
Compare three year old movie that's had years to percolate to three month old movie that just came out on home video a month ago but is only the second highest grossing Disney animated film ever.

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These are things that weren't just really good and popular. These are things that were phenomenons.

But as far as gaming goes, I think Nintendo wins.
Pong.

Space Invaders.

Pac-Man.

wtf, none of these are even mentioned once in the thread

Space Invaders made nearly $3 billion from 1979-1982. In 1982 dollars. Pac-Man made nearly as much off quarters alone in its first decade, not counting the Ms. and etc.

The freakin Atari 2600 was selling for the equivalent of $800 and it made $2 billion in 1980 (in 1980 dollars) which is more than Sony did last year.

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« Reply #23166 on: July 29, 2016, 01:50:12 PM »
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benjipwns

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« Reply #23167 on: July 29, 2016, 01:54:26 PM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1254885

pretty blatant viral marketing


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Thus far Gearbox have been great, with weekly 'Battleplan' updates outlining what to expect in the near future
And not a whiff about the season pass content, just "store updates" for skins and other cosmetics and streaming garbage while the player count dies off and the game remains a bad hybrid job.

Not that I would buy the season pass, or pay $60 (or $40 or $20) for the game either.

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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #23168 on: July 29, 2016, 01:58:08 PM »
Sorry benji, I only play the superior version of Pong, Mario Tennis.  :snob
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benjipwns

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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #23169 on: July 29, 2016, 02:22:45 PM »
Sorry benji, I only play the superior version of Pong, Mario Tennis.  :snob

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« Reply #23170 on: July 29, 2016, 02:25:16 PM »
Sorry benji, I only play the superior version of Pong, Mario Tennis.  :snob

Mario Tennis :aah

Mario Tennis GBC :rejoice :lawd

Mario Power Tennis  :comeon

Mario Tennis Power Tour  :preach

Mario Tennis Open :trash

Mario Tennis: Ultra Smash


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« Reply #23171 on: July 29, 2016, 02:34:55 PM »
i liek turtles super strikers

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« Reply #23172 on: July 29, 2016, 02:44:20 PM »
Guys, I don't want to make a big deal out of this, but I thought I should let you all know why this will be my last post.

Put simply, Dennis isn't the person I thought he was. He has misled us all.

You see, I went around to Dennis' house last night to play some games - hardcore PC games, of course - and to my amazement he only had 1 monitor.

A standard keyboard - no pro gaming controls.

And, worst of all, an AMD graphics card.

While Dennis may act like a PC elitist who only appreciates the best, I'm afraid that's merely a character. The real truth is a lot darker. He's not part of the PC Master Race, merely a standard PC gamer.

Sorry to break this all to you.

 :nsfw

Let's hope a real Dennis, a true hero, will appear one day.

Until then, I bid you farewell.

Bye Felicia
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agrajag

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« Reply #23174 on: July 29, 2016, 03:13:17 PM »
Sorry benji, I only play the superior version of Pong, Mario Tennis.  :snob
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Gawd. I never owned the VB or played Mario's Tennis, but that art hit me right in the feels.

I miss that early 90's zany, somewhat psychedelic design aesthetic Nintndo games used to have. Look at Mario's eyes, he's tripping on acid.

look at all this crazy shit ging on:





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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #23175 on: July 29, 2016, 04:37:39 PM »
Sorry benji, I only play the superior version of Pong, Mario Tennis.  :snob

Well sure, Pong came out first, but Nintendo REFINED it. I don't think anyone knew or heard about Pong until Nintendo came along and called it Tennis. Then it was a good game.

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« Reply #23176 on: July 29, 2016, 04:40:47 PM »
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Jansen

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« Reply #23177 on: July 29, 2016, 04:50:42 PM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1254972

lol it's like having a spoiler thread for minecraft

"HOW DARE YOU SPOIL ME ABOUT BEING ABLE TO BREAK BLOCKS" :rofl

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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #23178 on: July 29, 2016, 06:06:51 PM »
There was this one time, I walked RIGHT!
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« Reply #23179 on: July 29, 2016, 06:23:11 PM »
So what's happening here. I see you guys have inherited SmokyDave. I'm so sorry.

Greetings, anyway.
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« Reply #23180 on: July 29, 2016, 07:00:39 PM »
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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #23181 on: July 29, 2016, 07:05:51 PM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=211881225&postcount=41

Because he's not the one hacking the servers. :derp

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« Reply #23182 on: July 29, 2016, 07:38:58 PM »

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« Reply #23183 on: July 29, 2016, 07:46:15 PM »
But I thought worrying about emails and hacks was fantasy land stuff that no one cared about.  :doge

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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #23184 on: July 29, 2016, 08:12:09 PM »
Thinking your vote matters at all :teehee

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« Reply #23185 on: July 29, 2016, 08:12:20 PM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1255059

This is the type of shenanigans that, were it to happen on House of Cards, people be like "this shit isn't realistic!  :comeon"

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« Reply #23187 on: July 29, 2016, 08:20:24 PM »
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Who the hell is Johnson and Stein? It's almost like they popped up less than a month ago when it became increasingly apparent that Sanders wasn't going to win.
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Stein is Dr. Jill Stein.

This is the first I've heard of Johnson, so that's immediately alarming.
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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #23188 on: July 29, 2016, 08:28:45 PM »
looks like benji has been slacking on educating people about the movement :wag

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« Reply #23189 on: July 29, 2016, 08:40:54 PM »
Thinking  :yuck
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« Reply #23190 on: July 29, 2016, 08:47:14 PM »
 :derp "I consider myself an expert on politics."

 :derp "Who is Jill Stein and Gary Johnson?  I'm so confused."

Reason #3432432 why PoliGAF isn't to be taken seriously.
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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #23191 on: July 29, 2016, 09:17:14 PM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1255092

getting shook by kids (yes teenagers are kids) is probably the biggest L you can ever take as an adult.
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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #23192 on: July 29, 2016, 09:32:19 PM »
Jill Stein is an anti-vaxxor. That's all I need to know.
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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #23193 on: July 29, 2016, 09:51:00 PM »
If you don't vote for my candidate you hate minorities.
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agrajag

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« Reply #23194 on: July 29, 2016, 10:19:51 PM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1255092

getting shook by kids (yes teenagers are kids) is probably the biggest L you can ever take as an adult.

Oh the humanity. Stay safe everyone, they're shooting air bullets out of SUV's out there.

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« Reply #23195 on: July 29, 2016, 10:32:16 PM »
When I was younger I would shoot air bullets at my brother's face when he was sleeping.

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« Reply #23196 on: July 29, 2016, 10:49:51 PM »
Today on Neogaf, I learned that calling out shit behavior is the same, if not worse, then personally attacking someone and deserves a ban.

That as long as you are talking shit about more then one poster using generalizations and broad-brushing, you aren't actually being un-civil.

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« Reply #23197 on: July 30, 2016, 01:02:11 AM »
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This is the first I've heard of Johnson, so that's immediately alarming.
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« Reply #23198 on: July 30, 2016, 01:36:14 AM »
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The only thing I ask of people before they vote is that they go into the booth with full knowledge of the candidates platforms, track records and the practicality of those platforms making a difference within that candidates term.
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« Reply #23199 on: July 30, 2016, 01:38:27 AM »
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Fuck Clinton but if you're voting for a libertarian as a disabled person then you either must be very wealthy or utterly misinformed/misled

People voting against their class interest and complaining about the situation they themselves supported are a widespread occurrence
Condom :lawd

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« Reply #23200 on: July 30, 2016, 01:47:53 AM »
Odds Benji gets banned for that one? I'm putting it at 1:3.

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« Reply #23201 on: July 30, 2016, 01:49:50 AM »
looks like benji has been slacking on educating people about the movement :wag
i was banned for two weeks!

wait, shit, i just replied seriously to that thread, i hope i at least get a funny ban message again

edit: lol beaten

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« Reply #23202 on: July 30, 2016, 01:54:26 AM »
You can't just be telling people they own their own agency, benji. That's a big no-no.

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« Reply #23203 on: July 30, 2016, 02:01:50 AM »
Hey, you know what they say: see a broad to get dat booty yak 'em...leg 'er down a smack 'em yak 'em.

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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #23204 on: July 30, 2016, 02:16:33 AM »
That NMS spoiler thread is a good appetizer

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So on the 26 minute video

He discovers one species(The Ruggaite) around 12 minutes in, but he only gets a 'Discover a creature' when he scans the other guy(The one following him).

Hrm >_>;

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I dont like that the rocks stay in the air when you shoot down the big rock. Hopefully they can fix that


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I don´t know... I hope the game is really good, but the 30min exploration video was really boring. Almost all of it was the guy pointing a gun (that overheats just to piss you off) at blocks of rocks and collecting resources. For a game like this to not get boring I do think you need a shit ton of weapons, buildings, enemies, spaceships and different exploration buildings in each planet. Almost something like Star Citizen is trying to accomplish (with exploration and resource management added). I don´t think a lite version like NMS will be that interesting in the long run. Hope that Im wrong.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=211896045&postcount=206

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=211896045&postcount=207

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=211870422&postcount=80

EuroJank and filler, in my over-the-moon ambitious game developed by a small studio ?
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benjipwns

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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #23205 on: July 30, 2016, 02:22:26 AM »
wtf did you seriously just spoil that there are at least two creatures in the game? welcome to my ignore list

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« Reply #23206 on: July 30, 2016, 02:22:50 AM »
My God that UI. I've seen android apps with better UIs
And that sound? A robotic mechanical voice? WTF? Is this 1965? I mean even my phone's digital assistant has a better voice than that.
I stopped watching when I saw the guy having to shoot the leafs for 2 seconds with his laser gun to be able to pick them up.
Hope you like schadenfreude as much as me.
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benjipwns

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« Reply #23207 on: July 30, 2016, 02:27:45 AM »
what is going on in this video

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« Reply #23208 on: July 30, 2016, 02:30:06 AM »
Yeah, it seems to be very George Lucas-esque in that they fell in love with a stupid idea that had nuggets of potential and everyone was so busy telling them how awesome they were and drooling all over them that no one bothered to tell them "Hey, you know, it's sorta dumb the way you're going about it." Either that or even if someone did tell them they were like 'But all these people say I'm awesome!'

At least maybe they'll be able to reuse some of the tech in a smarter way. Like, oh I don't know, maybe in an actual game.
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« Reply #23209 on: July 30, 2016, 02:31:59 AM »
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Sean Murray
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We’ve spent years filling No Man’s Sky with surprises. You've spent years waiting.  Please don't spoil it for yourself :(
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« Reply #23210 on: July 30, 2016, 02:36:27 AM »
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We’ve spent years filling No Man’s Sky with surprises. You've spent years waiting.  Please don't spoil it for yourself :(
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That just reads "Go buy our game before reviewers tear it to shreds."

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« Reply #23211 on: July 30, 2016, 02:51:05 AM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=211823619&postcount=242

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Some of these "idiots" run their own complex businesses and probably have a far greater understanding of what they voted for than many whom voted remain.

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You can't possibly believe that right?

Suggesting not all "Leave" voters were a bunch of idiot racists which should be stripped of their voting rights ? How daring !

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=211853481&postcount=297

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Sure, if a farmer considered the pros and cons of how a Brexit vote would impact their personal lives and business, made an informed decision, and their gamble didn't pay off, they get some sympathy from me. However, the odds were really stacked against them as far as there being any benefit for small farms, so they aren't the brightest lightbulbs to take such a crazy gamble.

The ones that knee-jerked "BRITAIN FOR BRITISH!" and are now whining that their farms are going under because they voted leave get absolutely zero sympathy from me.

Well, some Gaffers know better than some of the actual voters what they did and did not do.
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« Reply #23212 on: July 30, 2016, 02:56:16 AM »
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Talk about "the big picture" all you want. But guess what, you aren't part of it. You aren't saving the Supreme Court from Trump when you vote for Hillary in California or New York or Illinois or any state that is likely to go for her. You aren't doing it when you vote for her in Utah or any state that could go for her under circumstances that are different and that you have zero control over.
How do voters have zero control over which candidate receives the most votes?
Looks like it's primarily a lack of reading comprehension on the part of certain voters.

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« Reply #23213 on: July 30, 2016, 02:58:13 AM »
This NMS hate is burning my soul, brehs.   :fbm

Brehs.  Brehs, pls

It's the type of space exploration game I've always wanted.  And a game like this developed by a small studio is going to have some jank, that shouldn't be surprising. 

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« Reply #23214 on: July 30, 2016, 03:02:19 AM »
Suggesting not all "Leave" voters were a bunch of idiot racists which should be stripped of their voting rights ? How daring !


Well, some Gaffers know better than some of the actual voters what they did and did not do.
Unlike myself, and others who share my enlightened progressive social democratic worldview, most people are basically the equivalent of rocks. They can't comprehend complex ideas which is why they shouldn't ever get a say. If they understood the proper course of thought, maybe, but they don't, because they're like a pile of rocks. But dumber. And heavier. And uglier.

So it's their own damn fault for screwing up and they deserve their misfortune which brings me great joy the stupid inhuman garbage.

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« Reply #23215 on: July 30, 2016, 03:06:04 AM »
This NMS hate is burning my soul, brehs.   :fbm

Brehs.  Brehs, pls

It's the type of space exploration game I've always wanted.  And a game like this developed by a small studio is going to have some jank, that shouldn't be surprising.

I'm looking forward to viciously tearing it apart as a coping mechanism in the event that it doesn't deliver.

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« Reply #23216 on: July 30, 2016, 03:59:05 AM »
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Who the hell is Johnson and Stein? It's almost like they popped up less than a month ago when it became increasingly apparent that Sanders wasn't going to win.
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Stein is Dr. Jill Stein.

This is the first I've heard of Johnson, so that's immediately alarming.
:doge

One of my neighbors recently added a vote 4 stein sticker to their Prius, right next to their Feel the Bern sticker.

Oddly this neighbor is an old white person not a young millenial white person.
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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #23217 on: July 30, 2016, 04:07:14 AM »
As you could have expected, a Sino-American film production very much geared for the Chinese market, directed by a Chinese, starring an American lead... is generating a lot of feels on Neogaf.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1255143

I don't know anything really about the film, but I would doubt the PRC producers would be pushing some "white savior" narrative. The real star in those recent epics is more often than not China's cultural heritage and flaunting the immemorial power of the Chinese masses under strong unifying leadership. China is plenty capable to do those sort of films now autonomously, seems to me that they willingly sought after this co-production, worldwide blockbuster formula, part of which implies having a top billing that will attract Western audiences.

EDIT :

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=211909230&postcount=206

Mostly that.
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« Reply #23218 on: July 30, 2016, 04:26:41 AM »
Why did NMS steal the worst part of Destiny, the UI?  Its literally the same awful pseudo mouse cursor garbage that makes no sense on a console.
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« Reply #23219 on: July 30, 2016, 04:30:09 AM »
I think the worst part about NMS is the wasted potential.

 The developers got too far stuck up with the whole "explore our universe" concept.

 There are some legitimately interesting bits, but unfortunately those features look either:
 A)Under-baked
 B)Hampered as a result of trying to make stuff procedural
 C)Over-shadowed by lots of jank surrounding it.

 Had they personally created and focused on creatures, music, planets etc. this game would've been a lot better for it.

 I'm the type of person that would eat this stuff up.

 Unfortunately you get sentient pineapples noclipping through walls as you hear the procedural ambient music that's a down-pitched mix of somebody blowing through a bottle and a wolf howling.

 It looks like a mess.
I think some of this is inaccurate. I'd rather not special fellow out over it with a lengthy response and will just say I disagree.  Defending an unreleased game of unknown quality just has me coming off as looking like a shill and taking video game shit too seriously can lead to all manner of dark and twisted things.   

After all, you either get banned a hero or live long enough to see yourself become a Creepy Stalker.

I'm looking forward to viciously tearing it apart as a coping mechanism in the event that it doesn't deliver.

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