Author Topic: People we can still silently judge and hold disdain for (Read 11528 times)

ToxicAdam · « **on:** August 20, 2015, 03:11:05 PM »

Now that the dirty commies have taken away my right to silently judge wide swaths of people, I need new smaller niche groups to focus all my disdain onto. Help me out.

I'll start:

Guys that wear bow ties every day.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #1 on:** August 20, 2015, 03:13:49 PM »

diaper furs
libertarians
anime fans
gaf posters
corporate shills
men's rights activists and pick-up artists
gamers
drake stans
willco

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #2 on:** August 20, 2015, 03:28:09 PM »

those people

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #3 on:** August 20, 2015, 03:40:18 PM »

Autists

Kara · « **Reply #4 on:** August 20, 2015, 03:50:43 PM »

SEO specialists.

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #5 on:** August 20, 2015, 03:56:43 PM »

People who listen to country music while they are working out.

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #6 on:** August 20, 2015, 03:57:51 PM »

George Lucas

T234 · « **Reply #7 on:** August 20, 2015, 04:03:27 PM »

Jan Mickelson

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #8 on:** August 20, 2015, 04:13:50 PM »

jaydub

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #9 on:** August 20, 2015, 04:18:08 PM »

blah people

Steve Contra · « **Reply #10 on:** August 20, 2015, 04:19:18 PM »

Motorcycle enthusiasts

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #11 on:** August 20, 2015, 04:20:50 PM »

Scooter enthusiasts

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #12 on:** August 20, 2015, 04:29:21 PM »

Amazon employees

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #13 on:** August 20, 2015, 04:36:58 PM »

PC stans

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #14 on:** August 20, 2015, 04:40:32 PM »

Whites

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #15 on:** August 20, 2015, 04:44:51 PM »

baby boomers

D3RANG3D · « **Reply #16 on:** August 20, 2015, 04:46:49 PM »

Polocks

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #17 on:** August 20, 2015, 04:51:16 PM »

precious bay area hipster oenologists
bore mods who don't put out for demi

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #18 on:** August 20, 2015, 04:53:40 PM »

oh, who am i kidding, let's play this to its logical conclusion

steve contra: "vapetards and their mouth fedoras"

joe molotov: "dudes who'd suck off their dad to save his life"

both: "fathers who let their daughters watch amv set to my bloody valentine songs"

me:

x 1000

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #19 on:** August 20, 2015, 04:54:36 PM »

folks who pre-emptively assign their own Ls

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #20 on:** August 20, 2015, 04:57:12 PM »

http://m.neogaf.com/showthread.php?t=1099413

VomKriege · « **Reply #21 on:** August 20, 2015, 04:59:13 PM »

People having long vapid conversations in transports. Especially on the phone.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #22 on:** August 20, 2015, 05:03:31 PM »

Calvinists (and I'm not even religious anymore)
Sonic fans
Adults who consume children's entertainment shows
Lactose intolerant feggits who eat all the ice cream

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #23 on:** August 20, 2015, 05:24:51 PM »

Quote from: Van Cruncheon on August 20, 2015, 04:54:36 PM

folks who pre-emptively assign their own Ls

I'd already moved on, I was just going to post about people not liking Taco Bell or something.

Kara · « **Reply #24 on:** August 20, 2015, 05:28:20 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on August 20, 2015, 05:03:31 PM

Calvinists (and I'm not even religious anymore)
Sonic fans
Adults who consume children's entertainment shows
Lactose intolerant feggits who eat all the ice cream

#TeamZwingli

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #25 on:** August 20, 2015, 05:58:45 PM »

Quote from: Van Cruncheon on August 20, 2015, 03:13:49 PM

diaper furs
libertarians
anime fans
gaf posters
corporate shills
men's rights activists and pick-up artists
gamers
drake stans
willco

Fuck, that was basically my list.

Steve Contra · « **Reply #26 on:** August 20, 2015, 06:02:06 PM »

Adult Harry potter fans
People who think GoTs books 4-5 aren't hot

Most white men

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #27 on:** August 20, 2015, 06:05:28 PM »

Quote from: Steve Contra on August 20, 2015, 04:19:18 PM

Motorcycle enthusiasts

Quote from: Joe Molotov on August 20, 2015, 04:20:50 PM

Scooter enthusiasts

Also gay motorcycle and scooter enthusiasts. Just in case Van didn't pick up that we are talking about him.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #28 on:** August 20, 2015, 06:07:51 PM »

Fat people who HATE fat people of the opposite gender.

Only thing nearly as bad is gamers who mostly play YouTube.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #29 on:** August 20, 2015, 06:13:03 PM »

The girls that hang around on the streets that try to talk you into donating money and they are all cherpy and they are all like 'we're with Doctors without boarders' while doing an exaggerated motion to point to their vest patch which is next to their lovely lovely breasts and I try not to look but I do and I let them talk because I'm lonely and as they keep talking I feel like we have a special relationship because out of all the people on the street she picked me and called me 'guy with the cool sun glasses' and I know deep down that that was only a ploy to draw me in but it worked and I don't know what she is saying anymore because she has brown eyes and a nose ring and suddenly she stops talking and I say 'Sorry all my donations go to Doctors who respect maps.'

studyguy · « **Reply #30 on:** August 20, 2015, 06:17:43 PM »

The "Sad Puppies" or Rabbid Puppies whatever the fuck they are that hijacked the fucking Hugo Awards.
It's bad enough we have feggits acting like shit to women and minorities in videogames, but Gamergate shit bled into my fantasy/sci fi books and the Hugo awards. Get angry that the latest and greatest sci-fi/fantasy writers aren't old white men as they have been forever brehs. Get so mad you fuck up an awards ceremony.

Online nerds are fucking

Also if you're going to call your fucking reactionary group something, don't call it fucking Sad Puppies. Good lord.

Himu · « **Reply #31 on:** August 20, 2015, 06:23:04 PM »

People who put animals above humanity. There's nothing wrong with liking animals or caring for them, but the people who act like humanity is such a pox and are misanthropic are society's lowest

.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #32 on:** August 20, 2015, 06:23:12 PM »

People (who aren't friends of mine) that have kids

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #33 on:** August 20, 2015, 06:26:51 PM »

People who are friends of yours (but not friends of mine) and have kids

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #34 on:** August 20, 2015, 06:27:48 PM »

Seriously. I love my kid (don't expect anyone else to, though). I like my friends' kids. Can't stand everyone else's.

If you couldn't tell, I go back to work in about 10 days...

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #35 on:** August 20, 2015, 06:29:37 PM »

Manchildren
Womanchildren
BDSM enthusiasts
People in Poly/Open Relationship
Hipsters

There is significant overlap between all of these categories.

jakefromstatefarm · « **Reply #36 on:** August 20, 2015, 06:30:10 PM »

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #37 on:** August 20, 2015, 06:33:35 PM »

breeders <scust>

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #38 on:** August 20, 2015, 06:35:24 PM »

Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on August 20, 2015, 06:05:28 PM

Quote from: Steve Contra on August 20, 2015, 04:19:18 PM
Motorcycle enthusiasts

Quote from: Joe Molotov on August 20, 2015, 04:20:50 PM
Scooter enthusiasts

Also gay motorcycle and scooter enthusiasts. Just in case Van didn't pick up that we are talking about him.

let's just be clear here: by "gay" you better NOT mean "effeminate bottom"

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #39 on:** August 20, 2015, 06:37:32 PM »

it warms my heart to know that hate still lives on in this world, my demonic friends

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #40 on:** August 20, 2015, 06:38:40 PM »

Quote from: WRATH VICE™ on August 20, 2015, 06:34:33 PM

White people, I don't trust you cacs.

I don't trust me, either.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #41 on:** August 20, 2015, 06:39:14 PM »

yeah, cacs are fuckin' scum. we know our own, brehs.

the greatest white privilege is the freedom and security to publically self-loathe

Kara · « **Reply #42 on:** August 20, 2015, 06:39:16 PM »

Quote from: Van Cruncheon on August 20, 2015, 06:33:35 PM

breeders <scust>

When I was buying lunch a breeder let one of their gene repositories use the POS machine to complete their purchase. NBD, right? Wrong.

It had alcohol in it prompting a totally understandable

response from the merchant since they just technically sold alcohol to a minor on CCTV. They quickly voided the transaction and asked that the breeder please use the machine to complete the purchase again, explaining why it was necessary. The fucking breeder acted like this was the greatest injustice since Ethel Rosenberg.

Buy booze, with your kids, before noon, on a weekday brehs.

Dickie Dee · « **Reply #43 on:** August 20, 2015, 06:41:59 PM »

Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on August 20, 2015, 06:05:28 PM

Quote from: Steve Contra on August 20, 2015, 04:19:18 PM
Motorcycle enthusiasts

Quote from: Joe Molotov on August 20, 2015, 04:20:50 PM
Scooter enthusiasts

Also gay motorcycle and scooter enthusiasts. Just in case Van didn't pick up that we are talking about him.

and also Pooter unenthusiasts

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #44 on:** August 20, 2015, 06:44:53 PM »

Quote from: Van Cruncheon on August 20, 2015, 06:39:14 PM

yeah, cacs are fuckin' scum. we know our own, brehs.

the greatest white privilege is the freedom and security to publically self-loathe

Actually I'm cool with cacs as long as you're from Washington or Oregon. My transplants taking over Seattle hate is strong right now.

It's not my fault you don't get my Almost Live! references. You should be ashamed.

Purrp Skirrp · « **Reply #45 on:** August 20, 2015, 07:03:24 PM »

Most inhabitants of any Wal-Mart.

People that are dicks to employees in fast food or any service job.

Those YouTube prank channels where some cac ventures into "the hood" to get a reaction out of black people.

Purrp Skirrp · « **Reply #46 on:** August 20, 2015, 07:04:36 PM »

Desperation · « **Reply #47 on:** August 20, 2015, 07:50:05 PM »

Furries and pedophiles.

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #48 on:** August 20, 2015, 09:42:28 PM »

People who quit posting on the Bore once they become a neogaf mod.

Samson Manhug · « **Reply #49 on:** August 20, 2015, 09:51:19 PM »

I am working on this but I can't help it with baby boomers* (dap PD) and people who misspell words in official/professional writing.

Misspell something in a work email? Now I think you're an idiot and can't look at you the same way. Let me find something in a FOIA request that is misspelled. Your organization is forever sullied in my eyes.

I know it's stupid and I make spelling mistakes too. I don't know how to unlearn this behavior.

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*I don't even want to get started on these people. Ungreatest generation by far. Thanks for ruining the country and the world with no ragrets, Mom and Dad.**

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My dad is actually the generation before baby boomers (silent generation?) and I can't even hate on him because he is so old.

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bluemax · « **Reply #50 on:** August 21, 2015, 03:13:17 AM »

Social media managers
People who think George RR Martin will ever finish another book
Boston Sports fans

Quote from: Mr. Gundam on August 20, 2015, 06:44:53 PM

Quote from: Van Cruncheon on August 20, 2015, 06:39:14 PM
yeah, cacs are fuckin' scum. we know our own, brehs.

the greatest white privilege is the freedom and security to publically self-loathe

Actually I'm cool with cacs as long as you're from Washington or Oregon. My transplants taking over Seattle hate is strong right now.

It's not my fault you don't get my Almost Live! references. You should be ashamed.

Almost Live is so good. Bill Nye before he was the Science Guy!

Quote from: Mary Tyler Whore on August 20, 2015, 06:29:37 PM

Manchildren
Womanchildren
BDSM enthusiasts
People in Poly/Open Relationship
Hipsters

There is significant overlap between all of these categories.

My favorite OKC game is how many profiles do I have to click on before I get to someone is Poly/Open relationship/Queer/Whatever. It's always the weirdest fucking nerdy girls too.

thisismyusername · « **Reply #51 on:** August 21, 2015, 06:04:37 AM »

Quote from: bluemax on August 21, 2015, 03:13:17 AM

My favorite OKC game is how many profiles do I have to click on before I get to someone is Poly/Open relationship/Queer/Whatever. It's always the weirdest fucking nerdy girls too.

Pretty accurate with men, too. Though I dunno if I'd classify them as "nerdy" more than "hipster."

headwalk · « **Reply #52 on:** August 21, 2015, 07:05:32 AM »

anyone who can't have a moment to themselves or see something interesting without reaching for their phone.

just exist. cunts.

tiesto · « **Reply #53 on:** August 21, 2015, 08:01:49 AM »

Guids:

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #54 on:** August 21, 2015, 08:07:03 AM »

People who unironically talk about their strong Reddit affiliations in real life

People who think the road to social change will be paved by social media dogpiles and internet mobs.

chronovore · « **Reply #55 on:** August 21, 2015, 08:27:32 AM »

Libertarians
Rednecks
Relatives with backward political philosophies
People who walk into my path and then slow down or stop
People who stop in doorways
Customers who relieve their powerlessness in life by taking it out on store staff
Anyone riding those four-wheeled scooters in a store

chronovore · « **Reply #56 on:** August 21, 2015, 08:28:40 AM »

ANYONE WHO TAKES PRIDE IN THEIR OWN IGNORANCE

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #57 on:** August 21, 2015, 08:31:57 AM »

I dunno about that breh

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Purrp Skirrp · « **Reply #58 on:** August 21, 2015, 09:13:34 AM »

Quote from: tiesto on August 21, 2015, 08:01:49 AM

Guids:

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I did the finger pose mockingly with my crew in some party shots the summer before college and unintentionally presented myself to strangers as being a huge douche (Facebook

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Lifeguarding produced a great tan that summer and I was mistaken for the creature I reviled

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #59 on:** August 21, 2015, 09:41:44 AM »

what if they are ALL doing it ironically?? ??

News:

Author Topic: People we can still silently judge and hold disdain for (Read 11528 times)