Author Topic: Mods Help (Read 15295 times)

Great Rumbler · « **on:** September 08, 2015, 05:01:05 PM »

We'll IP ban the person who gets the most votes, going down the list until Mods Help stops posting.

Mods Help · « **Reply #1 on:** September 08, 2015, 05:04:46 PM »

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #2 on:** September 08, 2015, 05:05:41 PM »

holy shit it just might be Ichiro

Kara · « **Reply #3 on:** September 08, 2015, 05:13:18 PM »

Show trial.

Huff · « **Reply #4 on:** September 08, 2015, 05:13:48 PM »

thats my dad

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #5 on:** September 08, 2015, 05:14:52 PM »

So i just vote for who I want banned. Okay.

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #6 on:** September 08, 2015, 05:17:43 PM »

It's

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Mods Help · « **Reply #7 on:** September 08, 2015, 05:19:44 PM »

I'm on Bore Trial already? I've done my job. I've been waiting for this opportunity to thank my family.

Just letting you know the entire thing is a character. I'm not trying to be witty, I'm not trying to be funny. I'm not even trolling, to my knowledge. In some cases, I have directly copy and pasted posts from around the internet. Instead of trying to peg me as a troll, you should analyze what I represent - an overly sexual gamer, who thinks on what he's owed by society rather than looking inward. I hate gamers, or most of them anyways. And this character is the manifestation of everything I hate about gaming culture and specifically Neogaf.

Maybe I'm someone who used to post here but can no longer be obligated to post how I really feel because my writing style is trademark _________ and will out me with speed and quickness. And outing me is bad due to my change in careers that will have anyone who has a brain making it easy to realize who I am if I post normally. Pondering who I am shouldn't be the issue. If the satire of the average gamer makes you all uncomfortable, I'll stop, and post like normal. But only half-normal, or a quarter normal, because full on normal will out me.

The choice is yours.

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #8 on:** September 08, 2015, 05:21:25 PM »

Oh, FoC.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #9 on:** September 08, 2015, 05:21:38 PM »

Quote from: Mods Help on September 08, 2015, 05:19:44 PM

I'm on Bore Trial already? I've done my job. I've been waiting for this opportunity to thank my family.

Just letting you know the entire thing is a character. I'm not trying to be witty, I'm not trying to be funny. I'm not even trolling, to my knowledge. In some cases, I have directly copy and pasted posts from around the internet. Instead of trying to peg me as a troll, you should analyze what I represent - an overly sexual gamer, who thinks on what he's owed by society rather than looking inward. I hate gamers, or most of them anyways. And this character is the manifestation of everything I hate about gaming culture and specifically Neogaf.

Maybe I'm someone who used to post here but can no longer be obligated to post how I really feel because my writing style is trademark _________ and will out me with speed and quickness. And outing me is bad due to my change in careers that will have anyone who has a brain making it easy to realize who I am if I post normally. Pondering who I am shouldn't be the issue. If the satire of the average gamer makes you all uncomfortable, I'll stop, and post like normal. But only half-normal, or a quarter normal, because full on normal will out me.

The choice is yours.

Do you have a Master's Degree?

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #10 on:** September 08, 2015, 05:29:35 PM »

If you catch feels are you going to wiz out like an autistic on the 4th of July?

Mods Help · « **Reply #11 on:** September 08, 2015, 05:30:24 PM »

Quote from: Dufus on September 08, 2015, 05:29:04 PM

You know.

Mods Help is an awful joke character. (I'll admit he started out strong, but quickly fizzled out pretty hard.)

And you know what.

It fucking hurts to see his posts get more Like's than my posts.

That shit hurts.

I'm glad you think I started out strong because honestly I'm not even trying here. I'm just putting whatever in and posting.

Your Stalker · « **Reply #12 on:** September 08, 2015, 05:30:50 PM »

Quote from: Dufus on September 08, 2015, 05:29:04 PM

You know.

Mods Help is an awful joke character. (I'll admit he started out strong, but quickly fizzled out pretty hard.)

And you know what.

It fucking hurts to see his posts get more Like's than my posts.

That shit hurts.

here's a pity like

Tasty · « **Reply #13 on:** September 08, 2015, 05:54:08 PM »

Mac or Joe.

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #14 on:** September 08, 2015, 05:57:23 PM »

Jack Frost

Mods Help · « **Reply #15 on:** September 08, 2015, 06:02:15 PM »

Synbios.

Tasty · « **Reply #16 on:** September 08, 2015, 06:03:13 PM »

Quote from: Your Stalker on September 08, 2015, 05:30:50 PM

here's a pity **k*

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #17 on:** September 08, 2015, 06:03:36 PM »

TheBlackStallion (is hilarious)

studyguy · « **Reply #18 on:** September 08, 2015, 06:27:46 PM »

I'm gonna abstain here so I don't know any of these people well enough.

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Nor do I hate anyone enough to warrant voting them out of spite.

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toku · « **Reply #19 on:** September 08, 2015, 06:48:55 PM »

the metal gear to end all metal gears

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #20 on:** September 08, 2015, 06:52:58 PM »

Quote from: The Walrus on September 08, 2015, 06:05:55 PM

I bet it's Shake.

Shake helped shoot an ad for Gatorade last year.

Cheebs has a masters degree and got married

I got the big boy promotion at work

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early 2016 is gonna be insane

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OG Shat Pack won

Rufus · « **Reply #21 on:** September 08, 2015, 07:04:56 PM »

The semen smell thing recently made me think of Drinky, so there. No other reason.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #22 on:** September 08, 2015, 07:11:45 PM »

Quote from: Rufus on September 08, 2015, 07:04:56 PM

The semen smell thing recently made me think of Drinky

Were you standing alone on the beach, wafting in the salty air and reminiscing about those good dumpster times?

Rufus · « **Reply #23 on:** September 08, 2015, 07:37:27 PM »

Nothing so romantic as that.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #24 on:** September 08, 2015, 07:47:29 PM »

So you were at a lemon party and you were thrilled when the old man with his mouth around you called you daddy on his own initiative?

thisismyusername · « **Reply #25 on:** September 08, 2015, 08:22:39 PM »

You forgot Senor Subreddit.

thisismyusername · « **Reply #26 on:** September 08, 2015, 08:29:11 PM »

Also is Queen Bee:

https://vine.co/v/MQ5vq1tjlFP

Or are you talking Himu? Asking just for clarity.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #27 on:** September 08, 2015, 08:36:12 PM »

I goofed somehow!

Dennis · « **Reply #28 on:** September 08, 2015, 08:54:26 PM »

I said an entirely new person because I have no idea who most of the people in the list. It is very confusing when people don't use their GAF names.

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #29 on:** September 08, 2015, 09:03:49 PM »

I wasn't considered though

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #30 on:** September 08, 2015, 09:04:58 PM »

Quote from: thisismyusername on September 08, 2015, 08:29:11 PM

Also is Queen Bee:

https://vine.co/v/MQ5vq1tjlFP

Or are you talking Himu? Asking just for clarity.

still bummed New York never did porn or nudes.

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #31 on:** September 08, 2015, 09:12:05 PM »

It's me you stupid fucks.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #32 on:** September 08, 2015, 09:55:50 PM »

Quote from: Am_I_Anonymous on September 08, 2015, 09:12:05 PM

It's me you stupid fucks.

qq more · « **Reply #33 on:** September 08, 2015, 10:16:06 PM »

it was me...

Purrp Skirrp · « **Reply #34 on:** September 08, 2015, 10:30:43 PM »

Anyone guess right?

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #35 on:** September 08, 2015, 10:33:14 PM »

Quote from: Swishercrat on September 08, 2015, 10:30:43 PM

Anyone guess right?

At least one person has chosen wisely.

Positive Touch · « **Reply #36 on:** September 08, 2015, 10:40:03 PM »

it's momo

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #37 on:** September 08, 2015, 10:41:13 PM »

That was my guess, but are we sure? Has it been shitting up the anime thread? Cause I don't go in there, but that would be a big tell.

Positive Touch · « **Reply #38 on:** September 08, 2015, 10:46:33 PM »

he made joke posts then got mad when we criticized metal gear

Purrp Skirrp · « **Reply #39 on:** September 08, 2015, 10:47:38 PM »

Is Himu a Metal Gear stan?

Mods Help · « **Reply #40 on:** September 08, 2015, 11:11:37 PM »

Himu is a cheeseburger. Of course he's a Metal Gear fan. What cheeseburger wouldn't like Quiet?

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #41 on:** September 08, 2015, 11:33:37 PM »

Dislike.

Positive Touch · « **Reply #42 on:** September 08, 2015, 11:46:10 PM »

yeah you can go now dickanus

qq more · « **Reply #43 on:** September 09, 2015, 12:16:00 AM »

Quote from: Mods Help on September 08, 2015, 11:11:37 PM

Himu is a cheeseburger. Of course he's a Metal Gear fan. What cheeseburger wouldn't like Quiet?

that wasnt even funny :/

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #44 on:** September 09, 2015, 12:30:02 AM »

Pretty much none of the likely candidates for this shitburger's secret identity were funny, or even worthwhile posters, so it's not really a surprise this one turns out not to be worth a flying fuck either.

qq more · « **Reply #45 on:** September 09, 2015, 07:13:39 AM »

Quote from: Human Snorenado on September 09, 2015, 12:30:02 AM

Pretty much none of the likely candidates for this shitburger's secret identity were funny, or even worthwhile posters, so it's not really a surprise this one turns out not to be worth a flying fuck either.

Yeah, you're right. He would perfectly fit home with the other worthless trashy losers at /r/neofeg... if it wasn't banned.

I guess there's always another worthless place for him like 8chan.

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #46 on:** September 09, 2015, 09:44:03 AM »

Quote from: qq more on September 09, 2015, 07:13:39 AM

Quote from: Human Snorenado on September 09, 2015, 12:30:02 AM
Pretty much none of the likely candidates for this shitburger's secret identity were funny, or even worthwhile posters, so it's not really a surprise this one turns out not to be worth a flying fuck either.
Yeah, you're right. He would perfectly fit home with the other worthless trashy losers at /r/neofeg... if it wasn't banned. I guess there's always another worthless place for him like 8chan.

It is neofeg

Momo · « **Reply #47 on:** September 09, 2015, 09:51:54 AM »

fuck off losers, this isnt me

Momo · « **Reply #48 on:** September 09, 2015, 09:56:34 AM »

I love you all

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #49 on:** September 09, 2015, 10:02:47 AM »

Momo · « **Reply #50 on:** September 09, 2015, 11:24:30 AM »

I voted for myself, because i never win

:'(

mormapope · « **Reply #51 on:** October 02, 2015, 02:05:55 AM »

I know the definitive answer.

Momo · « **Reply #52 on:** October 02, 2015, 02:22:57 AM »

Spill.

mormapope · « **Reply #53 on:** October 02, 2015, 02:40:27 AM »

If I'm right, the person that this is shouldn't be surprised that I caught this

Mods Help, an hour or two ago:

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Weird SF characters are the worst. Blanka sucks. I can tolerate stuff like Dhalsim. He does Yoga, he can stretch! Or shooting fireballs. Or psycho crushes. But stuff like Blanka, those SF3 characters, or awful characters like Hakan or Rufus drive me nuts. All of them suck. For me it's not even a canon thing. I just don't like them and never have. SF is perfectly capable of being goofy while still not straying within the confines of the tone it creates. Sakura and Dan are great examples. So it's hardly because I'm a stick in the mud. But then you have someone like Seth, who has a giant Ying Yang on his stomach and I just instantly say,"that character blows and I will judge anyone who uses him." But I'm anal when it comes to fighting game rosters. I have the same problem with Tekken. Here we have a series with cool looking guys with lighting gloves and capoeira users, and on the other end...kangaroos with gloves and fighting bears. I just don't like that.

I like it when fighting games stick to similar casts. If you go weird, go completely weird (Darkstalkers). If you go normal, go completely normal (Virtua Fighter). If you're going to make your game have human characters but with fireballs, cool, but don't mix it with the stupid weird shit. SNK games like KOF, Fatal Fury, Last Blade, and Samurai Showdown are great examples! You'll have dudes doing bustah wolfs, but you'll NEVER see anyone fighting a kangaroo with boxing gloves.

Call me a stick in the mud all you want, but weird characters are and always will be unless it's a weird ass fighting game in the Darkstalkers/Project Justice/Rival Schools/Versus/Guilty Gear/Blaz Blue vein.

Laura looks cool.

AND THE PIECES OF EVIDENCE REVEAL:

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Hakan offends my sensibilities. A guy who oils himself up. just stupid, doesn't fit Street Fighter and should be thrown to the bushes. Dude is straight Guilty Gear for me. Which is fine in GG.

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Like, I'm fine with an turkish oil wrestler, but Hakan doesn't even look human.

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They had the opportunity to make another dark-skinned fighter and opted to make a dude that looks like he belongs in Guilty Gear alien land. Just odd. I am very consistent when it comes to SF designs. I don't think SF designs should ever leave the venue of normal human people with fighting styles repping nations fighting each other. It's why I've never really liked Blanka. Everyone in SFII is normal. Stylized and anime-ish and having super powers, sure. But fairly normal and human. And then there's this green furball. I don't like Gill, Seth, or Hakan for similar reasons.

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Naw. The freaks suck. Their designs tend to be oafish and pretty bad. Q is the best freak SF character design though, by a long gap. Doesn't matter if it's a series with fireballs to me. A lot of the characters use real world fighting styles, and then you've got some bizarre green carpet. Don't like it. SNK and Sega are more consistent in this area, and why back in the day when SF was going the route of SFIII with its odd shit, I stuck with Virtua Fighter and KOF instead.

I think that with fighting games there's a delicate balance.

Either you have a game where all of the characters besides maybe one, are normal albeit stylized and anime (Virtua Fighter, King of Fighters, Fatal Fury, SFII, Samurai Shodown), or you go all the way out and everyone is a freaky badass (darkstalkers, guilty gear)

Queen of Ice posts, from this thread a couple of months ago: http://www.thebore.com/forum/index.php?topic=40474.250

Mods Help · « **Reply #54 on:** October 02, 2015, 02:45:40 AM »

Good job ruining a good thing, fuck nut.

Kara · « **Reply #55 on:** October 02, 2015, 02:47:47 AM »

That's exactly the kind of false trail Steve Youngblood would hide behind. Not buying it.

Mods Help · « **Reply #56 on:** October 02, 2015, 02:50:06 AM »

~~DIE~~ Steve Youngblood ~~DIE~~ would do exactly that.

mormapope · « **Reply #57 on:** October 02, 2015, 02:50:53 AM »

Quote from: Mods Help on October 02, 2015, 02:45:40 AM

Good job ruining a good thing, fuck nut.

It was pretty obvious honestly, there just wasn't proof.

I was gonna do some sort of gimmicky shit like start a countdown and then ask the mystery person to reveal themselves before the countdown finished.

Mods Help · « **Reply #58 on:** October 02, 2015, 02:51:36 AM »

Because it's obvious doesn't mean you have to go on a big expose'. Snitches get stitches.

You just couldn't leave it well alone.

mormapope · « **Reply #59 on:** October 02, 2015, 03:02:06 AM »

Do you actually like Gwen Stefani though?

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