We're through the looking glass now, boys

[Phoenix Dark]

[toku]

 

[Kara]

[Phoenix Dark]

http://www.rawstory.com/2015/09/ted-cruz-incredulous-as-mike-huckabee-aide-blocks-him-from-media-at-kim-davis-rally/

 

[Stoney Mason]

These are the same people who mock Muslims for being religious zealots.

[Phoenix Dark]

[bluemax]

I feel #blessed that I've been so busy with work that I don't know what this is even about.

[chronovore]

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37K+ Likes. George has a posse.

[Tasty]

Takei is like the gay Buzzfeed of Facebook, so I'm not surprised.

[thisismyusername]

Of course it's Huckabee that's there.

As if I can't hate that motherfucker even more than I do right now.  At least on the bright side, his campaign was torpedo'd the moment he backed Josh Duggar (or hell, even earlier) to where this is just him putting on a dog and pony show until he eventually doesn't get past the primaries.

[studyguy]

Huckabee is the fucking worst for real. Support those who willfully disregard courts and still run as presidential canidate brehs.

[Human Snorenado]

Remember when PD would stan for Huckabee?

[VomKriege]

He plays guitar and dudebros Chuck Norris, don't that count for something ? Damn college intellectual hate machine.

[Yulwei]

Remember when PD would stan for Huckabee?

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LOL

PD you were on that  shit?

[Phoenix Dark]

Remember when PD would stan for Huckabee?

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[Tasty]

I wanna see those receipts

[Phoenix Dark]

All I said was that he seemed like the best republican candidate in 08, and I voted for him in the Michigan primary solely because the democrat primary was invalid (the state moved the primary up and the DNC ruled that the results would not count).

leave me alone

[Human Snorenado]

All I said was that he seemed like the best republican candidate in 08, and I voted for him in the Michigan primary solely because the democrat primary was invalid (the state moved the primary up and the DNC ruled that the results would not count).

leave me alone

Nope

[Phoenix Dark]

I created this golem

[Joe Molotov]

All I said was that he seemed like the best republican candidate in 08, and I voted for him in the Michigan primary solely because the democrat primary was invalid (the state moved the primary up and the DNC ruled that the results would not count).

leave me alone

[Tasty]

I voted for him

...get the fuck out of my site.

[Mr. Gundam]

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Did the person reply back to Takei?

[thisismyusername]

...Is that Jeb Bush next to them as well? To the bushes with all them and fuck the religious right.

[Phoenix Dark]

...Is that Jeb Bush next to them as well? To the bushes with all them and fuck the religious right.

nah it's her dumbass lawyer
http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/fox-happening-now-condemn-kim-davis

[T234]

This bitch is seriously embarrassing the state. I live two counties over from where she was county clerk.

[Phoenix Dark]

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Did the person reply back to Takei?

pretty sure he disappeared into the ether afterwards.

[chronovore]

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Did the person reply back to Takei?

Pretty sure they were too busy trying to put out the fire in their hair.

[Stoney Mason]

This bitch is seriously embarrassing the state. I live two counties over from where she was county clerk.

I was about to make a Kentucky joke but then I realized I live in Florida.  :'(

[Human Snorenado]

This bitch is seriously embarrassing the state. I live two counties over from where she was county clerk.

I was about to make a Kentucky joke but then I realized I live in Florida.  :'(

The state that reelected Voldemort

[Yeti]

This bitch is seriously embarrassing the state. I live two counties over from where she was county clerk.

I was about to make a Kentucky joke but then I realized I live in Florida.  :'(

I know that feel

[sarslip]

Ted: bruh, you srs right now?

[Madrun Badrun]

welp its spreading.  The south will decline again!

Also 'not in my minds eye, Cris'

[Joe Molotov]

http://www.rightwingwatch.org/content/oath-keepers-send-armed-guards-protect-kim-davis-us-marshals

Oath Keepers founder Stewart Rhodes announced yesterday that he had reached out to Davis’ lawyers at Liberty Counsel to offer the protection of his group, which he says is already forming a presence in Rowan County, Kentucky, where Davis was recently released from jail after prohibiting her office from issuing marriage licenses. Rhodes said in a statement that his position has nothing to do with gay marriage, but rather his conviction that Davis had been illegally detained by the federal judge who held her in contempt for violating multiple court orders.

In a phone call with Jackson County, Kentucky, Sheriff Denny Peyman and other local Oath Keepers activists, Rhodes said that he was on his way to Kentucky to help with the Davis operation. Although the group had originally intended to picket outside the home of the judge who held Davis in contempt, he said, they had changed their plan when she was released on Tuesday.

Rhodes said that the Rowan County sheriff should have blocked U.S. Marshals from detaining Davis, but since neither the sheriff nor the state’s governor will do their “job” and “intercede” on behalf of Davis, the Oath Keepers will have to do it instead. “As far as we’re concerned, this is not over,” he said, “and this judge needs to be put on notice that his behavior is not going to be accepted and we’ll be there to stop it and intercede ourselves if we have to. If the sheriff, who should be interceding, is not going to do his job and the governor is not going to do the governor’s job of interceding, then we’ll do it.”

Peyman suggested that he meet with the Rowan County sheriff to “educate him” on his responsibility to block the actions of the federal courts, but in the meantime, Rhodes said, “our guys are already there and more coming” and they are ready to “lead by example” by preventing Davis from being arrested again.

We've reached peak CAC, time to bail out. 

[Madrun Badrun]

Other than Reagan I can't think of any right wing nut that has been shot at (by someone other than the FBI).  It's generally the right wing nuts that are doing the shooting.

[Great Rumbler]

These sheriffs that think they're the supreme law of the land.

[chronovore]

These sheriffs that think they're the supreme law of the land.

Maybe they're "Sovereign Sheriffs"?

[Joe Molotov]

Michael, this is where I think a lot of elites … I’ve been just drilled by TV hosts over the past week, ‘How dare you say that, uh, it’s not the law of the land?’ Because that’s their phrase, ‘it’s the law of the land.’ Michael, the Dred Scott decision of 1857 still remains to this day the law of the land which says that black people aren’t fully human. Does anybody still follow the Dred Scott Supreme Court decision?

Mike Huckabee knows his laws of the land, and there's definitely not one that says black people have any rights. Their rights only come from mutual acceptance, like in sports. And we're not about to start accepting any homogays, no way Jose.

[Madrun Badrun]

No one liked my 'the south will decline again' joke and that was the most intelligent joke I've ever made, ever.  Hope ya'll have your cherished cultural norms destroyed by the destructive force of  gay marriage.   

[Kara]

Shit's a dictionary.com thesaurus word substitution. (Coincidentally, decline is the first antonym listed.) I'll be assed if I encourage that kind of behavior.

[Tasty]

I actually really appreciated it too.

[Madrun Badrun]

Shit's a dictionary.com thesaurus word substitution. (Coincidentally, decline is the first antonym listed.) I'll be assed if I encourage that kind of behavior.

Its the antonym of rise sure but also means to refuse (a service in this case).  You better be assed with my next good joke or I'll stop making good jokes.  Then you'll only be left with my many shit jokes, which you can ass or ass not, I don't care.