"LONG AGO, ALL ACROSS THE GLOBE
I, PORKU, THE SHAPESHIFTING MASTER OF MARKETS
UNLEASHED AN UNSPEAKABLE ETHOS
BUT A FOOLISH HEGELIAN CRITIC
WIELDING A MATERIALIST DIALECTIC
CHIMED IN TO RESIST ME
BEFORE THE FINAL TOMES WERE PUBLISHED
I TORE OPEN A PORTAL IN TIME
AND FLUNG HIM INTO THE FUTURE
WHERE MY RETURNS ARE LAW
NOW THE FOOL SEEKS TO LEARN FROM THE PAST
AND UNDO THE STATE OF THINGS THAT IS PORKU"
