
"I like your dog more than I do you."
"If you can't deal with my worst you don't deserve my best."
"Looking for someone that wont judge my past."
"I swipe right for dogs"
"My furbaby is my life"
"Looking for a new hiking partner"
“I love to travel”
"NO HOOKUPS!!!"
"Fluent in Sarcasm"
"Live laugh love"
"I'm just here to fuck your dad"
"Your parents will love me. Your neighbors won't."
"Buy me pizza and call me princess."
"Looking for my redneck Romeo."
