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*laughs in Vintage*
*Puts on Stack behind Filler, it resolves*
Me: Since it's my turn and I have priority.
*+1's the car*

Nothing personal, Black Lotus, but you're no longer a car that taps for 3 mana, you're an Elk that attacks for 3power, with 3toughness.
:fatlus
Heh.
I kinda went "heh" when I saw it was nerd shit, but given that I don't play Magic (you fucking nerds) I didn't know it went even deeper with the actual car playing a much larger role.
From Reddit:
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Saiing
505 points ·
3 years ago
For anyone confused, the Black Lotus is often considered the most desirable collectible card in Magic: The Gathering. An unplayed Black Lotus can sell for over $20,000, although some crazies have tried asking for over $100k. The ADD3MANA is a reference to the card's effect when its played which adds 3 to the players mana pool.
Someone used a Black Lotus to paint their tire rims. You could collectively hear the nails on chalkboard for that.
As bad as the Redditor that sold the Starcraft sourcecode back to Blizzard for nothing but Blizzcon tickets and the Redditor that took apart the X-box Development Kit to make a "flashy PC gaming tower."