Agent Kennedy did nothing wrong so I pardoned him for what people say are war crimes, how could I know that Tiffany wasn't actually in danger but just hanging out with her Spanish lover she met on the facebook and his dad was crazy and locked her into his lab.
We were all very worried but thanks to our great patriot Mr. Kennedy my daughter is once again safe in the United States. He did a little shooting and some people died but we call that self defense and the Spanish people totally understand.
CNN and the MSDNC are wrong, she didn't bring back any disease from Spain that turns people into zombies. We don't have zombies in the White House, the Democrats are zombies. Well maybe Larry is a Zombie but he does the economy. Have you seen Pelosi? She's a walking corpse that gets up at night and eats ice cream... who the hell does that, that's very creepy, some terrible horror. They should look into that but nobody is looking into it. My daughter has great health, the best health. The doctor says she's healthier than ever. I'm not sure if I like the boyfriend though, we'll have to see how that works out. He bites a lot but that's okay.
