Author Topic: NEVER....EVER eat chipotle twice in one day (Read 3265 times)

Am_I_Anonymous · « **on:** October 02, 2015, 07:51:41 AM »

I'm sitting here dropping a shit that would catch gasoline on fire. The struggle is real.

Print this out and put it on your fridge.

Mr Gilhaney · « **Reply #1 on:** October 02, 2015, 07:55:11 AM »

You're not my mom

Momo · « **Reply #2 on:** October 02, 2015, 08:06:51 AM »

NEVER....EVER eat chipotle

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #3 on:** October 02, 2015, 08:09:45 AM »

Quote from: Mr Gilhaney on October 02, 2015, 07:55:11 AM

You're not my mom

Nah she's giving me a blumpkin. She agrees breh.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #4 on:** October 02, 2015, 09:08:07 AM »

I always wondered why people choose the burrito over the bowl.

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #5 on:** October 02, 2015, 09:42:04 AM »

Quote from: Dufus on October 02, 2015, 08:47:27 AM

isn't chipotle food really high in sodium

and isn't AiA black

and don't black people have an increased risk of health-related issues with high sodium intake

rip OP

Kara · « **Reply #6 on:** October 02, 2015, 10:39:36 AM »

Like one burrito is my caloric intake for the day, so no worries here.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #7 on:** October 02, 2015, 12:09:35 PM »

Quote from: Kara on October 02, 2015, 10:39:36 AM

Like one burrito is my caloric intake for the day, so no worries here.

Plus the basket on the front of your bike is only big enough to hold one burrito I'm guessing.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #8 on:** October 02, 2015, 12:18:56 PM »

People always say this, but I've never had any issues when eating Chipotle. Then again, I get veggie burritos and skip their meat, so maybe that's why? Or maybe my stomach is the Kwisatz Haderach.

Kara · « **Reply #9 on:** October 02, 2015, 12:48:00 PM »

Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on October 02, 2015, 12:09:35 PM

Quote from: Kara on October 02, 2015, 10:39:36 AM
Like one burrito is my caloric intake for the day, so no worries here.

Plus the basket on the front of your bike is only big enough to hold one burrito I'm guessing.

Please, I don't have a basket.

The pockets on the back of my jersey can only hold one.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #10 on:** October 02, 2015, 12:51:07 PM »

Eating fast food twice in one day? Scust.

Steve Contra · « **Reply #11 on:** October 02, 2015, 01:12:57 PM »

I mean, yeah, why would you ever think this was a good idea?

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #12 on:** October 02, 2015, 01:18:55 PM »

Quote from: Steve Contra on October 02, 2015, 01:12:57 PM

I mean, yeah, why would you ever think this was a good idea?

I didn't. It was catered in for a meeting and I got home and wife decided it was chipotle night.

Rule #1) If a black woman brings you food you fucking eat it or your ass won't eat for a week. PD can attest.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #13 on:** October 02, 2015, 01:28:43 PM »

Well you should have mentioned that first, negro. Nothing you could have done breh

My mom still brings up times I didn't eat her food from 3 years ago. On some "oh so now you like my tacos? You wouldn't eat it during the Super Bowl where Madonna did the halftime show" shit.

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #14 on:** October 02, 2015, 01:30:38 PM »

Yeah I did that shit once.

Wife "AiA i made us some roast beef tonight"

AiA"Babe that shit is more brown than I am"

Wife "What that mean?"

Result no cooked food or sex for like a week.

Kara · « **Reply #15 on:** October 02, 2015, 01:34:14 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on October 02, 2015, 01:28:43 PM

My mom still brings up times I didn't eat her food from 3 years ago. On some "oh so now you like my tacos? You wouldn't eat it during the Super Bowl where Madonna did the halftime show" shit.

I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #16 on:** October 02, 2015, 01:53:49 PM »

why would you even do that?
You get what you deserve.

You'd be better facing your wife's wrath and Montezuma's.

studyguy · « **Reply #17 on:** October 02, 2015, 01:55:39 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on October 02, 2015, 01:28:43 PM

My mom still brings up times I didn't eat her food from 3 years ago. On some "oh so now you like my tacos? You wouldn't eat it during the Super Bowl where Madonna did the halftime show" shit.

Sometimes you want those big fucked up burgers with the bell pepper sticking out of them breh.

I get the same shit leveled at me after moving out, coming home and asking for something I hated as a kid.

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #18 on:** October 02, 2015, 02:57:04 PM »

AiA you becoming one of those dudes who just comes on the internet to whine about your wife...

Just an observation

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #19 on:** October 02, 2015, 02:59:58 PM »

The wise sage TSwizzle warned you. Boys only want love if it's torture.

Don't say she didn't warn you.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #20 on:** October 02, 2015, 03:05:13 PM »

Quote from: Shadow Mod on October 02, 2015, 02:57:04 PM

AiA you becoming one of those dudes who just comes on the internet to whine about your wife...

Just an observation

Awkward

Tasty · « **Reply #21 on:** October 02, 2015, 03:14:43 PM »

I don't know much about you, I'm ashamed to say. Because I really respect fast food and want to get more into things like Chipotle.

There are many disadvantages in society against women eating fast food. Like women being discouraged from eating Chipotle twice in one day. And women's food not getting enough money.

But women are strong. Women have no limits.
People should never, ever underestimate women.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #22 on:** October 02, 2015, 04:29:27 PM »

I love my mom's cooking but let's be real: there are two things she can't cook. One is roast beef. The other is tacos with meat. Her bean tacos are good, but those beef tacos - or worse yet, beef and beans mixed together...

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #23 on:** October 02, 2015, 04:38:47 PM »

Eat at Freebirds instead.

Tasty · « **Reply #24 on:** October 02, 2015, 04:43:22 PM »

Roast beef? That's an... odd deficiency to have.

nachobro · « **Reply #25 on:** October 02, 2015, 05:02:37 PM »

Chipotle burritos are hella big. I dunno if I could eat two of those in a day

I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #26 on:** October 02, 2015, 09:17:47 PM »

Quote from: Shadow Mod on October 02, 2015, 02:57:04 PM

AiA you becoming one of those dudes who just comes on the internet to whine about your wife...

Just an observation

Becoming?

team filler · « **Reply #27 on:** October 02, 2015, 10:35:37 PM »

never ever read an aia thread twice in one day!

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Author Topic: NEVER....EVER eat chipotle twice in one day (Read 3265 times)