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recursivelyenumerable

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how do i become a robot dance chessmaster?
« on: October 03, 2015, 01:43:34 AM »
the new model that sleeps inside me and inside the earth waiting to be born has requested that i become a robot dance chessmaster. i exist only to do as the new model wishes so i will do this, but a minor setback is that i don't actually know how to do this or what it means. can anyone here point me in the right direction?
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Re: how do i become a robot dance chessmaster?
« Reply #1 on: October 03, 2015, 02:04:26 AM »
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recursivelyenumerable

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Re: how do i become a robot dance chessmaster?
« Reply #2 on: October 03, 2015, 02:05:58 AM »
quiet, slave. strip naked, get down on your hands and knees and integrate a higher-order function for me.
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« Reply #3 on: October 03, 2015, 02:06:55 AM »
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Kara

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Re: how do i become a robot dance chessmaster?
« Reply #4 on: October 03, 2015, 02:12:44 AM »
I would suggest becoming a robot first, then a chessmaster.
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Re: how do i become a robot dance chessmaster?
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Re: how do i become a robot dance chessmaster?
« Reply #6 on: October 03, 2015, 02:19:28 AM »
I think it has something to do with ethics in robot dance journalism.
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recursivelyenumerable

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Re: how do i become a robot dance chessmaster?
« Reply #7 on: October 03, 2015, 02:19:43 AM »
check yourself before you wreck yourself, kara. your careless bestowal of "likes" upon undeserving posts only increases my inclination to post cutting remarks about marx's mathematical manuscripts of 1881 ...
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recursivelyenumerable

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Re: how do i become a robot dance chessmaster?
« Reply #9 on: October 03, 2015, 03:34:31 AM »
I don't feel you are taking my concerns seriously. This is very important to me (and to the future existence of humanity and/or its replacement).
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Tasty

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Re: how do i become a robot dance chessmaster?
« Reply #10 on: October 03, 2015, 04:37:28 AM »
Ask Raiden.

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Re: how do i become a robot dance chessmaster?
« Reply #11 on: October 03, 2015, 06:43:11 PM »
I'm confused if you are needing to become a robot that is a master of both dance and chess, or if you are simply needing to become a master of chess and the dance form known as the robot.
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