Author Topic: fuck it I'm gonna buy a few boxes of penis and keep them in my bag PERMANENTLY  (Read 2707 times)

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recursivelyenumerable

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this must end once and for all.
« Last Edit: November 08, 2015, 09:59:35 PM by Joe Molotov »
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have you considered purchasing an Apple iPad Pro™ and an Apple Pencil® for your scribing needs?
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for once I know exactly what recursive is talking about. :doge
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have you considered purchasing an Apple iPad Pro™ and an Apple Pencil® for your scribing needs?

yes ...
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why buy pens if they will never leave your bag?

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Be prepared.

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VomKriege

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No matter how many you have, you still won't find them a few weeks down the road.
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Be prepared.
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I will never understand that scene but I love the delivery.

And I do like the next line:

« Last Edit: October 23, 2015, 09:21:47 AM by zomgee »
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recursivelyenumerable

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No matter how many you have, you still won't find them a few weeks down the road.

Doesn't that depend on the continuum hypothesis?
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no

VomKriege

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Always was a fan of Nicholson's joker, never understood what was the problem with it (probably because I didn't read a lot of Batman comics), same with Prince soundtrack, so take that with a ton of salt. The sequence at the museum with both the Joker and the music is  :lawd . The film has a lot of weaknesses (Burton has rather bland directing when all is said) tho.

I've seen the future and it will be.
« Last Edit: October 23, 2015, 05:30:46 PM by VomKriege »
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Kara

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The museum scene is GOAT cinema caliber stuff. :bow2

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One of them shit's is going to burst and you'll be left with a ruined bag and a bunch of pens with ink all over them.  It is known.
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One of them shit's is going to burst and you'll be left with a ruined bag and a bunch of pens with ink all over them.  It is known.
the ipad pro would never do this to dear op
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Kara

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If u join the pen fifteen club u'll nvr have 2 worry abt having no pen again.

recursivelyenumerable

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One of them shit's is going to burst and you'll be left with a ruined bag and a bunch of pens with ink all over them.  It is known.

The triumph of hope over experience  :fbm
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benjipwns

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I will never understand that scene but I love the delivery.
Bruce needs to antagonize The Joker so he'll shoot him and he can bail out all Batman style even though everyone is still in the room.

Always was a fan of Nicholson's joker, never understood what was the problem with it (probably because I didn't read a lot of Batman comics)
There really isn't anything wrong with it. Nicholson's Joker is just as dangerous or dark or what have you as Ledger's or the comics, except he's just having a fucking good time doing it all. The museum scene is a pretty great example of this. Ledger's stops to lecture about human nature constantly, Jack (can I call you Jack?) takes the time to come prepared with gags AND insult Batman while both getting beat up and being in the process of trying to murder the entire city, which in a lot of ways is more like the comic version:


He even kills his own henchman (after using another as a step):

r i p in peace bob

He's generally more upset about the Batman screwing with his fun than anything. Just doesn't care if fifty people die for his fun. Same in the museum scene.

And is still a mad and philosophical killer:

"I've been dead once already. It's very liberating."

That's one reason I liked Arkham Origins so much. Is that The Joker was on a crazy murderous rampage constantly coming close to death but his entire demeanor is that it's more about having a great fucking time all throughout than any details of some big plan or meaning.

One thing I caught when I watched The Dark Knight again was when he's talking to Dent in the hospital with the gun to his head about not having a plan, blah blah blah, leave it up to chance, etc. which was always an obvious lie based on every event of the film, he's got his hand on the hammer of the gun the entire time and I was like you....you...it's probably accidental but I really liked that he was really such a fucking liar.

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benjipwns

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Also, should note that Ledger's Joker doesn't do his magic trick with a PEN but a PENCIL.

He had a whole bunch of grenades in his jacket, but he probably should have put some boxes of pens in his bag huh.

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My threads are always  ... PERFECT!
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I've been down this road.  all that happens is that you realize you need pens much less than you thought and then you dump them all somewhere when you get paranoid about them leaking.

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New thread title makes so much more sense than the original.
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New thread title makes so much more sense than the original.

I dunno OP isn't Arvie tho...

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eight penis heads in a duffel bag
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recursivelyenumerable

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I did have a recurring dream wherein I had two penises for a while. Is this common?

But putting further investment into legacy genitals is un-NM. It's hard enough purging my mind of un-NM thoughts as it is so I don't appreciate the accusation.
« Last Edit: November 09, 2015, 02:14:17 AM by recursivelyenumerable »
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