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Kara

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Obnoxious bacon fans are going to die
« on: October 26, 2015, 02:20:40 PM »
http://www.bbc.com/news/health-34615621

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Processed meats - such as bacon, sausages and ham - do cause cancer, according to the World Health Organization (WHO).

Its report said 50g of processed meat a day - less than two slices of bacon - increased the chance of developing colorectal cancer by 18%.

Bacon ftw.

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Re: Obnoxious bacon fans are going to die
« Reply #1 on: October 26, 2015, 02:25:02 PM »
I watched a superfat vs superskinny episode from like 3 years ago that said this.  With the same numbers.

Kara

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Re: Obnoxious bacon fans are going to die
« Reply #2 on: October 26, 2015, 02:34:16 PM »
If there's one thing I learned from Steve Jobs it's that it doesn't matter when you bring something to market or how unoriginal that product is.

Also that seeking homeopathics for cancer treatment is lulzy.

Tasty

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Re: Obnoxious bacon fans are going to die
« Reply #3 on: October 26, 2015, 02:36:14 PM »
Being in the sun causes cancer too, doesn't mean I'm going to stop going outside. :doge

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Re: Obnoxious bacon fans are going to die
« Reply #4 on: October 26, 2015, 02:44:29 PM »
My all-bacon diet turned out to be unhealthy after all!  :noooo
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Re: Obnoxious bacon fans are going to die
« Reply #5 on: October 26, 2015, 02:47:18 PM »

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Re: Obnoxious bacon fans are going to die
« Reply #6 on: October 26, 2015, 03:01:56 PM »
We're all gonna die, at least some of us will die full of bacon

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Re: Obnoxious bacon fans are going to die
« Reply #7 on: October 26, 2015, 03:10:11 PM »
lol you want to go stuffed full of meat.

Tasty

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Re: Obnoxious bacon fans are going to die
« Reply #8 on: October 26, 2015, 03:45:45 PM »
lol you want to go stuffed full of meat.

I'd be fine with either connotation of this statement...

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Re: Obnoxious bacon fans are going to die
« Reply #9 on: October 26, 2015, 03:48:45 PM »

may Allah lead them to Islam
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Re: Obnoxious bacon fans are going to die
« Reply #10 on: October 26, 2015, 04:24:29 PM »
I already love at least a few dozen different things that are slowly killing me from the inside out so fuck it, whatever  8)

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Re: Obnoxious bacon fans are going to die
« Reply #11 on: October 26, 2015, 04:37:40 PM »
At this point what doesn't cause cancer?
YMMV

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Re: Obnoxious bacon fans are going to die
« Reply #12 on: October 26, 2015, 04:41:19 PM »
I think we're all gonna die breh.   :doge